Episode 1: They speak FRENCH HON HON BAGUETTE OMELETTE DU FROMAGE! This teacher does not act at all like an adult or an authority figure. What is Grevil's relationship to Victorique? Why does she not leave the conservatory? Actually, my entire perception of this show has been warped by the idea that she's actually the same age as everyone else and not, like, an eight-year-old... Although she acts like one.
God damn the ED is a banger.
I actually watched this episode twice, both subbed and dubbed to determine how I would watch the rest of the series. Dub won, sorry filthy degenerates.
Episode 2: Alright, the first interesting, and spoopy, thing. OHOHOHOHOHOHO! Hold up, how is Victorique a wine expert? Whose idea was it to put guns all over a boat, do they know what happens when you poke holes in a boat? I'm already getting aggravated with Kazuya's PROTECC and THIRD SON OF AN IMPERIAL SOLDIER nonsense. This Julie chick is bae.
Episode 3: Oh hey, they revised the subtitltes in the OP. Julie is... best girl? Oh shit, Kazuya did something useful! OH SHIT JULIE REALLY IS BEST GIRL. Oh, well... she's still best girl okay? Tragic though. Aha, we alternate history boiz. Grevil is onii-chan. Fucking sidemouth.
Episode 4: Avril's a real card, and suspiciously forward with our boy Kazuya. It feels like they're trying so hard to paint her as some sort of evil mastermind that it's an obvious misdirection, but I suppose I'll see when the story gets there. DEUS VULT! Hmm, do they really need to call the popo to investigate a skeleton?
Episode 5: "If I take off my glasses, I can't see the danger therefore it doesn't exist."

"Mmm, dog poop."


And so the mystery of Avril was solved, as she was simultaneously an evil mastermind (because she was) and not an evil mastermind (because she was a fraud) after all.



Wait, how long was the real Avril tied up anyway? If not dead, she should've at least been extremely unconscious.
Episode 6: And now for something completely different. What is this village, who are these new characters? I'm really confused, but I guess I'll roll with it.
Episode 7: I'm still trying to make heads or tails of all the new shit but I'm slowly getting there, I think. Halfway through, they flashback to something I haven't seen.
Oh! Fuck. I just realized why I'm so confused.
I accidentally skipped Episode 6. Good job me!
Actually Episode 6 this time: Okay, now shit actually makes sense. And it's nice to see this show is finally going somewhere. Literally, because they left the school KEK... I'm sorry. Alright, well I've already watched the entirety of Ep7, so I guess I'll restart Ep8.
Episode 8: NIGGA STANDING ON A BURNING BRIDGE LISTENING TO THE PSYCHO BABBLE ON IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. Aww man, I like where they were going with Victorique's words to Kazuya, really sweet, but then they kinda ruined the moment by making Ambrose explicitly explain everything instead of forcing small-brained viewers to actually think a little.
Episode 9: Yo, where did the giant hedge maze and dollhouse come from? Kazuya you fool, you can't just walk up to criminals and accuse them of being criminals with the popo in tow behind you. You think they're just gonna be like "yeah you got me man, go ahead and arrest me?" Probably shouldn't be walking around in plain sight shortly thereafter either, you're asking for it bro. And you got it.
Episode 10: Oh boy, things have taken a decidedly dark turn. Thankfully, the day was saved by Gay Luigi.
Episode 11: Backstory episode, whew. Why dad, why? :(
Episode 12: VICTORIQUE WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL YOUR BOY KAZUYA YOU WANT THE D MORE THAN AVRIL? "THIRD SON OF AN IMPERIAL SOLDIER" returns, much to my dismay. SIDEMOOOOOOOOOUTH.

Oh FFS, Kazuya's dad is a shit too? Why does anime hate fathers? Victorique when viewed from above is a melting blob. DOUBLE RAINBOW, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I hope it means we've weathered the storm of bad relationship melodrama.
Episode 13: OP subtitles are bad to the old ones, k. RUNNING IN HEELS! KICKING DOWN DOORS IN HEELS! I feel for you, Avril. Leviathan blew up a kid's organs and turned them to gold? Bring back the first ED, this new one sucks.
Episode 14: "IMPUDENT FOOL!" God, Kazuya's singing
physically hurts me. AVRIL PROVING HERSELF TO BE BEST GIRL BY LACK OF SIDEMOUTH!
Episode 15: We truly historical piece now boiz. STOP WITH THE SINGING.

Aww, they made Leviathan a sympathetic figure... and daddy all the worse. Damn.
Episode 16: BEELZEBUB'S SKULL.

Kazuya's classmates are fucking dicks. Old Beardy is awfully suspicious. HEY RANDOM NUN, LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY SECRET PLANS FOR COMING HERE! Brian Roscoe is now Exposition-san. You know, Victorique kinda reminds me of Rapunzel, what with the whole being locked up in towers deal and the ridiculously long blonde hair. Mom makes her appearance, and good to see she hasn't been left too traumatized by her horrific past?
Episode 17: Minor characters take the spotlight once more. So does magic actually exist in this world after all, or is the "magic lantern" also really an antiair cannon or something? Ah, Old Beardy is not such a minor character after all. Psst... Kazuya... You realize he already told you to take her with you, right? You're not exactly being strong and defiant by doing so. Hat-kun no. :(
Episode 18: \m/ SLIPKNOT. \m/ Spoopy murder train episode. IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST? I just now noticed everyone's bangs wooshing about beneath their static eyebrows and I am amused.
Episode 19: Fuck, sidemouth is back. I've come to the realization they only seem to sidemouth the main characters (i.e. Kazuya and Victorique) at this point. Seems backwards to devote the laziest artwork to the characters with the most screentime, but I suppose $$$$$. Oh hey, mom has some PTSD after all. "Victorique's kindness is without parallel," you say?

Hold your horses there, writers, WWII ain't supposed to start for another 14 years!
Episode 20: Kazuya once again teaches us the fine art of stealth and subtlety. KAZUYA YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN THAT PHOTO BEFORE. Aww damn, now Cecile has been infected with sidemouth. I'm sure 20-year-old eyewitness accounts are reliable, guys. STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! Gotta say, I'm not convinced doing literally exactly what the evil man wants is a sound plan. Just according to keikaku?
Episode 21: "LET'S DO THIS!" LEEROOOOOOOY MMMJEEEEENKIIIIIIINS! Wow, Sophie is actually kind of being a rude loudmouth in the theater. The final mystery seems to be rather obvious compared to the others, probably because it's not a total asspull I imagine because the mystery isn't the focal point of the story this time but how our protagonists deal with the overarching situation. WTF there's two Brians. I suppose that's a staple of many stage magician illusions.
Episode 22: Is this Christmas or Halloween? MFW Avril didn't describe her story as "fairy" romantic.

(She's still hot though.) WHY WON'T SENPAI NOTICE ME? It's okay Avril, I notice you.

"Are you Mr. Kazuya Kujo?" I woulda went with, "Nope." Nice to see the return of Gay Luigi and what's-her-face Grevil's crush.
Episode 23: Dudes we've been over this, it's way too early to begin WWII! CLASS IS CANCELLED CECILE. Allying with Germany? Boy, lemme tell you how that goes... ALBERT DE MIKE TYSON. Why yes, I agree Victorique, Kazuya is about as useless as the Black Knight. The Monty Python one, not the Fire Emblem one who is very much not useless. "I don't have a job anymore."

THIRD SON OF AN IMPERIAL SOLDIER. Yo, where'd the king go that they're suddenly appointing a prime minister? Oh shit, mom's a fucking ninja.
Oh... shit. So this was the real love story after all, a mother's love for her daughter. Cordelia never could escape tragedy. Also, it's not lost on me that Albert's plan basically went exactly as he wanted as Victorique and Kazuya, despite knowing everything, didn't actually make any attempt to foil him. Mom going Kill Bill on his ass is all that saved the day in the end.
Hmm, I'm also left wondering exactly why the Grey Wolves' Village let Brian back in to modernize them with electricity, if he was apparently shunned and exiled himself (or themselves) for not being of pure blood. Did he come like Victorique and Kazuya did from an invite to an open event, did he just show up one day with his credentials and nobody stopped to think about it, did he just wave enough money in their faces to hush them up?
Episode 24: Oh, hey, Brian #2 lives. (Although not for long.) Really Grevil, you searched the
brothels for your 15-year-old sister?

Oh, hey, there's the king. So mom got freaky with both Brians? I swear if they kill off Kazuya unceremoniously in the middle of nowhere to drive home a "war is bad" message I'm going to be
pissed. Actually, I wouldn't be pissed at all because it'd be kinda refreshing to deny the happy ending like that, but I would be really sad. So he better be on this damn boat at the end... Phew. Damn girl, that's some strong hair dye. Hold up, gotta check if her hair was white in the OP because that'd have been some slick foreshadowing. Aww, it isn't.
So what exactly did the war actually accomplish for those involved? I suppose nothing was mentioned because it doesn't matter to our characters.
Fin.