asdfghjk vs texas

[ZhengTann]

So I combined the titles of two PMs.

2v2 Singles
1 day DQ
2 Substitutions
2/5 Recoveries/Chills
Abilities = All
Items = All
Switch = KO

Arena = ASB Standard Arena

Team Texas Cloverleaf

Nohface

Nohface (M)
Nature: Jolly (+Spe; -SpA, +5 Acc)
Type: Ghost / Steel
Abilities: Levitate / Levitate (DW)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 2
Def: 3
SpA: 0 (-)
SpD: 3
Spe: 12 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 1/6
MC: 3
DC: 1/5

Attacks:
Scratch
Iron Defense
Lick
Odor Sleuth
Metal Burst
Feint Attack
Shadow Sneak
Curse

Foul Play
Meteor Mash
Phantom Force
Psycho Shift
Yawn

Taunt
Dig
Torment
Will-O-Wisp
Gyro Ball

Total Moves: 17

Nidoran-M

Nidoran-M (What gender do you think it is, honestly)
Nature: Mild (+SpA; -Def)
Type: Poison
Abilities: Poison Point / Rivalry / Hustle (H)

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 1 (-)
SpA: 3(+)
SpD: 2
Spe: 50
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12

EC: 2/9
MC: 7
DC: 2/5

Attacks:
Leer
Peck
Tackle
Focus Energy
Horn Attack
Double Kick
Poison Sting
Fury Attack
Helping Hand

Counter
Disable
Endure
Head Smash
Sucker Punch

Ice Beam
Protect
Thunderbolt
Dig
Sludge Bomb

Total Moves: 19

Team Birkal

Swablu

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Swablu (F)

[Nature]

Rash (+SpA | -SpD)
​

[Type]

Normal | Flying
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[Abilities]

Natural Cure
Cloud Nine (X)
​

[Stats]

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2 (-)
Spe: 50
S&W: 1 | 1
Total: 13
​

[Tokens]

EC: 3 | 6
AC: 2 | 5
MC: 6
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[Learned Moves]

[?? | ??]
Disarming Voice
Peck
Growl
Astonish
Sing
Fury Attack
Safeguard
Mist
Round
Natural Gift
Take Down
Agility
Dragon Rush
Feather Dance
Haze
Power Swap
Substitute
Protect
Solar Beam
Ice Beam
Roost​

Poliwag

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Poliwag (M)

[Nature]

Brave (+Atk | -Spe | -10% Evasion)
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[Type]

Water
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[Abilities]

Water Absorb
Damp
Swift Swim (X)
​

[Stats]

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 78 (-)
S&W: 1 | 2
Total: 13
​

[Tokens]

EC: 1 | 9
AC: 1 | 5
MC: 3
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[Learned Moves]

[?? | ??]
Water Sport
Water Gun
Bubble
Hypnosis
Double Slap
Rain Dance
Body Slam
Bubble Beam

Encore
Haze
Ice Ball
Refresh
Splash

Protect
Dig
Substitute
Waterfall
Scald​

Makuhita

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Makuhita (M)

[Nature]

Adamant (+Atk | -SpA)
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[Type]

Fighting
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[Abilities]

Thick Fat
Guts
Sheer Force (X)
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[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 25
S&W: 2 | 4
Total: 11
​

[Tokens]

EC: 1 | 6
AC: 1 | 5
MC: 3
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[Learned Moves]

[?? | ??]
Tackle
Focus Energy
Sand Attack
Arm Thrust
Vital Throw
Fake Out
Whirlwind
Knock Off
Smelling Salts
Belly Drum
Force Palm

Bullet Punch
Feint
Feint Attack
Revenge
Wide Guard

Protect
Double Team
Earthquake
Substitute
Toxic​

Okay let's fight in a manner akin to the LC Fighting Gym battle.


Texas
Birks
Texas
I reff

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Nidoran @ Exp Share

 

[Birkal]

Poliwag @ Exp Share

Scald | Waterfall | Scald

If Counter when you'd Waterfall, Bubblebeam

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Thunderbolt
Sludge Bomb
Thunderbolt

 

[ZhengTann]

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: OA

HP: 90
En: 100
Spe: 50
Ranks: 2/1/3/2
Status: N/A
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: OA

HP: 90
En: 100
Spe: 78 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/2/2
Status: N/A
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Will write totally unrelated flavour here. And unlike most peeps, I never go back on this promise ;) EDIT:

Whew, all that training with Buchou would wear out any normal Pokemon. Even Tanner didn't train as extensively as she did......

"Kiyahh!"

"Oh, hey, are you alright? Hurt anywhere?"

looks back "Uhm, th-thank you, I'm fine."

"Oh, my name is Hyoudou Issei. Just call me Ise. What's yours?"

"Asia. My name is Asia Argento. Uhm, I'm lost - Can you help me find shelter for tonight?"

"Sure. I have this secret place, I can take you there."

The treehole I found near Buchou's grove is one of the few places I slept in before I evolved. Now it's too small for me to squeeze in, but Asia fits just fine. Aah, a female Pokemon sleeping in the place where I-

"Uhm, where would you sleep then?"

"Oh, I, uh, I have another place to sleep. In a human's place. I'm not a wild Pokemon, see?"

"Oh... A Trainer's Pokemon...."

"Yeah! Tanner treats me well. Buchou too. We often go for ice cones. I'll get you one someday!"

The next day, I managed to sneak two ice cones into the forest to share one with her. We had fun together that day, and the next, although Tanner did told me off for disappearing too late....

Round 1

Action 1:
Poliwag used Scald!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 8376/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=3000 EFFECT]: 1890/10000 (EFFECT)
8+3+(3-3) = 11 damage (Nidoran)
Nidoran is burned!
Status changes: BRN (Nidoran)
-5 energy
Nidoran used Thunderbolt!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 5923/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=1000 EFFECT]: 3743/10000 (NO)
[9+2+(4.5-3)]*1.5 = 18.75 damage (Poliwag)
-7 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Burns (Nidoran)

Action 2:
Poliwag used Waterfall!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 3361/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=2000 EFFECT]: 9823/10000 (NO)
8+3+(4.5-1.5) = 14 damage (Nidoran)
-5 energy
Nidoran used Sludge Bomb!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 7084/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=3000 EFFECT]: 1918/10000 (EFFECT)
9+3+2+(4.5-3) = 15.5 damage (Poliwag)
Poliwag is poisoned!
Status changes: PSN (Poliwag)
-6 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Burns (Nidoran)
-2 HP due to Poisons (Poliwag)

Action 3:
Poliwag used Scald!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 43/10000 (CRIT)
8+3+3+(3-3) = 14 damage (Nidoran)
-5 energy
Nidoran used Thunderbolt!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 2660/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=1000 EFFECT]: 2021/10000 (NO)
[9+2+(4.5-3)]*1.5 = 18.75 damage (Poliwag)
-7 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Burns (Nidoran)
-2 HP due to Poisons (Poliwag)

Post Round:
Nidoran: -45 HP, -20 EN
Poliwag: -57 HP, -15 EN

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: OA

HP: 45
En: 80
Spe: 50
Ranks: 2/1/3/2
Status: BRN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: OA

HP: 33
En: 85
Spe: 78 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/2/2
Status: PSN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Tex
Birks
I reff

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Sludge Bomb ~ Thunderbolt ~ Sludge Bomb
If Dig without suspense or combo, Dig that action

 

[Birkal]

Dig + Dig | Cooldown (Dig + Dig) | Scald

 

[ZhengTann]

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: OA

HP: 45
En: 80
Spe: 50
Ranks: 2/1/3/2
Status: BRN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: OA

HP: 33
En: 85
Spe: 78 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/2/2
Status: PSN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Asia is a nice Pokemon. She's small, and she can heal other Pokemons, something she says no other Floette can, so most of them don't mind her. But sometimes some Pokemons shy away from her. "A Floette should not now how to heal," they say. But that's just garbage. Why repay her kindness with scorn?

"Hey, Asia, you never said why you came here. We never see Floettes around here - so why?"

"Actually, I'm kinda on the run from-"

"That is enough, Ms. Asia Argento. Please come back with us."

"N-no! I don't want to remain there anymore!"

"You have no choice in the matter, Miss. Come back with us or I will have to-"

"Oi, didn't you hear her? She said she doesn't want to go back!"

"... And who are you?"

"I'm Hyoudou Issei, and I'm her friend!"

"Miss Asia had an outside friend?"

"Yeah! Listen Asia, just run. I have friends nearby - a Gallade and an Absol, go south!"

"Be- be careful! Thank you!"

"Miss Asia, come bac-"

"NOT ONE STEP FURTHER, YOU BASTARD!"

Round 2

Action 1:
Nidoran used Sludge Bomb!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 4395/10000 (NO)
9+3+2+(4.5-3) = 15.5 damage (Poliwag)
-6 energy
Poliwag used Trench Deep!
(-4 Priority Evasion, -6 Priority Hit)
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 8865/10000 (NO)
[(8*2.25)+(4.5-1.5)]*1.5 = 31.5 damage (Nidoran)
-42 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Burns (Nidoran)
-2 HP due to Poisons (Poliwag)

Action 2:
Poliwag is cooling down!
Combo cooldown (Dig + Dig)
Nidoran used Thunderbolt!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 8070/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=1000 EFFECT]: 4748/10000 (NO)
[9+2+(4.5-3)]*1.5 = 18.75 damage (Poliwag)
Poliwag is KO'ed!
-7 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Burns (Nidoran)

Post Round:
Nidoran: -35.5 HP, -13 EN
Poliwag: -35.75 HP, -42 EN

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: OA

HP: 9
En: 67
Spe: 50
Ranks: 2/1/3/2
Status: BRN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: OX

HP: KO
En: 43
Spe: 78 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/2/2
Status: PSN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Birks
Tex
Birks
I reff

 

[Birkal]

Makuhita @ Exp Share

Fake Out | Earthquake | Knock Off

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Protect ~ Sludge Bomb ~ lol

 

[ZhengTann]

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: OA

HP: 9
En: 67
Spe: 50
Ranks: 2/1/3/2
Status: BRN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: AX

HP: 100
En: 100
Spe: 25 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/1/2
Status: N/A
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Okay, Ise, calm down, I told myself. If Kiba and Koneko are here and they sent Asia towards the monastery, I should go that way- wait, there's Asia!

"Ise!"

"Asia!!"

".. So we meet again. How cute."

"Y-you?"

"So is he the one you're talking about Asia?"

"Ye-yes. Please don't hurt him."

"Ufufufufu.... Whether I'll hurt him or not depends on what you do next, Asia."

"Why you-!"

Round 3

Action 1:
Nidoran used Protect!
(+4 Priority)
Nidoran protected itself from Makuhita's attacks!
-7 energy
Makuhita used Fake Out!
(+3 Priority)
4+(4.5-1.5) = 7 damage ~ -2.8 energy (Nidoran)
-4 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Burns (Nidoran)

Action 2:
Nidoran used Sludge Bomb!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 3533/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=3000 EFFECT]: 161/10000 (EFFECT)
9+3+2+(4.5-3) = 15.5 damage (Makuhita)
Makuhita is poisoned!
Status changes: PSN (Makuhita)
-6 energy
Makuhita used Earthquake!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 1363/10000 (NO)
[10+2+(4.5-1.5)] = 22.5 damage (Nidoran)
Nidoran is KO'ed!
-7 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Poisons (Makuhita)

Post Round:
Nidoran: -24.5 HP, -15.8 EN
Makuhita: -24.5 HP, -11 EN

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: OX

HP: KO
En: 51
Spe: 50
Ranks: 2/1/3/2
Status: BRN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: AX

HP: 75
En: 89
Spe: 25 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/1/2
Status: PSN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Tex
Birks
I reff

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Exp Share

Torment ~ Meteor Mash ~ Phantom Force
If Protect, Phantom Force and push back
If Double Team, Feint Attack and push back

 

[Birkal]

Belly Drum | Knock Off | Feint Attack

 

[ZhengTann]

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: AX

HP: 100
En: 100
Spe: 12 (-)
Ranks: 2/3/0/2
Status: N/A
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: AX

HP: 75
En: 89
Spe: 25 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/1/2
Status: PSN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Crap, why does it have to be her again! And worse, she's using me as a hostage to threaten Asia!

"Listen to me. If you come back with me. He will be alright. You know that I can and will kill him, and I'll make sure he's dead this time."

"Asia, don't listen to her! I'll- I'll fight yo-"

"I'll go back with you. Just please, don't hurt anyone anymore."

She floats away from me, after healing all my injuries. Just- Agh, why can't I be stronger and protect her! She doesn't want to go back, and now they are forcing her to do so! Why am I just so weak?? And then she called my name.

"Ise... Ise."

I looked up, to see a tear dropping on the stalk of her flower. She smiles at me.

"Thank you, for being my friend."

...
......
...... ......

Damnit.
Damnit.

"DAMNIT ALL!! WHY CAN'T I SAVE HER!"

I started sobbing. I know, it is very humiliating to cry, but this is nothing compared to the fact that I cannot help Asia. Not when she needs it the most.

"DAMNIT ALL!!!"

Round 4

Action 1:
Makuhita used Belly Drum!
Makuhita drummed his belly!
-50 HP (Makuhita)
Makuhita's Attack rose drastically!
Stat changes: +6 ATK (Makuhita)
Other changes: Belly Drum 6a (Makuhita)
-30 energy
Nohface used Torment!
Makuhita is tormented into a fury!
Other changes: Tormented 6a (Makuhita)
-10 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Poisons (Makuhita)

Action 2:
Makuhita used Knock Off!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 3533/10000 (NO)
[10+2+(4.5-4.5)]*1.5+(6*2) = 30 damage (Nohface)
Nohface's Exp. Share is knocked off
Other changes: Exp. Share (Nohface)
-7 energy
Nohface used Meteor Mash!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 2647/10000 (NO)
RNG Roll (EFFECT) [<=2000 EFFECT]: 8789/10000 (NO)
9+3+(3-3) = 12 damage (Makuhita)
-6 energy

Post Action:
-2 HP due to Poisons (Makuhita)

Action 3:
Makuhita used Feint Attack!
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 4874/10000 (NO)
[6+2+(4.5-4.5)]*1.5+(6*2) = 24 damage (Nohface)
-4 energy
Nohface used Phantom Force!
(0 Priority Evasion, -1 Priority Hit)
RNG Roll (CRIT) [<=625 CRIT]: 7001/10000 (NO)
9+3+(3-3) = 12 damage (Makuhita)
Makuhita is KO'ed!
-11 energy

Post Round:
Nohface: -54 HP, -15.8 EN
Makuhita: -78 HP, -41 EN, KO'ed

Texas Cloverleaf’s team: AX

HP: 46
En: 84
Spe: 12 (-)
Ranks: 2/3/0/2
Status: N/A
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A​

Birkal's team: XX

HP: KO
En: 48
Spe: 25 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/1/2
Status: PSN
Stats: N/A
Other: N/A

Arena: ASB Standard Arena​

Texas Cloverleaf: 2 CC
Nohface: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 AC, 1 KOC
Nidoran: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 AC, 1 KOC

Birkal:
Poliwag: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 AC
Makuhita: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 AC, 1 KOC

ZhengTann: 6 UC