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Guess we'll just have to wing our way through. Hit hard, hit wide, stand firm, Poliwrent.
"PPRRRUUGGGHH!!"
Surf > Earthquake > Scald IF Celes-Alakazam is under the effects of Protective/Evasive actions, THEN replace that action with Rain Dance on the first instance and Double Team (4 clones) on the second instance, pushing remaining queue back.
IF Celes-Alakazam uses a damaging Psychic-type attack, THEN replace that action with Payback ONCE.
Surf does have STAB +3 bonus, so Alakazam would've taken 35.25 damage to be left with 43 HP after rounding. Also 42 EN too. And I ain't going down that easily yet. Set up a decoy for our spoon-twister, then throw him out and take a well-earned break.
Frosty: you forgot SR on Celes-Alakazam when it was sent in after Kain-Gengar got KO'ed. Don't forget that on Cecil-Lapras too - not that I could make a comeback using SR alone.
Odd that I'm fighting to my last, instead of bowing down and just leave it be. Ah well, make sure that we take certain necessary precautions, Poliwrent.