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[dave]

idk about yall but im starting to believe in this whole “the earth might not be flat” thing…

 

[CaffeineBoost]

news.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

nahhhh the worlds a cube, don't believe those weirdos that say it's flat

 

[Chameleon]

It is flat, people just forget it's deep too. Check out this image provided by the University of Utah... The Earth is like a rectangular layered cake.

Consider today's oil drilling controversies. Why are people worried? It's because they fear Earth's good stuff might spill out the bottom if we drill too deep.

 

[Chadlad50]

 

[Brambane]

put the bullshit science away, the only reason the earth is flat is because its the token flat-chested option and our solar system exists within an interplanetary dating sim

now stop polluting the ocean you fucks, you think we can just colonize other planets but you ain't got the relationship points to land your shuttle on mars

 

[Regic Boat]

the earth is whatever shape you want it to be.

jokes aside this is what earth really looks like

 

[Gravity Monkey]

everyone knows the earth looks like a figurine of hulk hogan and that we live on his mustache

 

[boo836]

if the earth were flat, then how could it be hollow? #googlehollowearth

 

[Fishy]

cant believe the mods around here are such Shuckleheads

 

[vonFiedler]

BREAKING NEWS: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Marioipod's
(My username is officially part of the internet now, with this link leading to the Urban Dictionary definition of it!)

This is the most genuinely unfunny thing I've seen on this website.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

This is the most genuinely unfunny thing I've seen on this website.

for your consideration: some pretty low-quality patter here (lol) (im so funny) (vonfiedler roasted xd)