blood totem resurrection thread

Demantoid

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Tier 1
High priority draft picks

☆Mishiimono:im fucking dickwads at this game
☆Mishiimono: went from winning the smogon tour
☆Mishiimono: for dubs
☆Mishiimono: to just getting mad
☆Mishiimono: i just want to be good
☆Mishiimono: whatever im just pissed
☆Mishiimono: all the time

[19:43:35] wwwwwwwwwwwin: all the girls on big brother are really hot
[19:43:39] wwwwwwwwwwwin: its sucha good show

[19:00:24] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): are you having a GG
[19:00:24] Mishiimono: STUPID ASS
[19:00:27] Mishiimono: NO
[19:00:29] Mishiimono: FUCK NO
[19:00:41] Mishiimono: CAN GO
[19:00:44] Mishiimono: FUCK
[19:00:48] Mishiimono: stupid ass poopyheads


[10:49:17] Mishiimono: i ahte mons
[10:49:18] Mishiimono: asfhasfjasf
[10:49:34] Mishiimono:BGC
[10:52:02] Mishiimono: im
[10:52:03] Mishiimono: gonna cry
[10:52:05] Mishiimono: im so pissed
[10:52:06] Mishiimono: off
[10:52:10] Mishiimono: what the actual fuck
[10:52:18] Mishiimono: god fucking dammit
[10:52:20] Mishiimono: whata tard
[10:52:24] Mishiimono: im saving the fucking replay
[10:52:26] Mishiimono: fuck this shit
[10:53:18] Mishiimono: fucking retarded ass
[10:53:24] Mishiimono: gets rewarded for being shit
[10:53:38] Mishiimono:now my mooms kicking me off cuz i got mad

☆Mishiimono: gg but not rly cuz that sucked

[20:36:53] %daawesomedude1 (: what spread does celesteela even run nowadays
[20:37:34] Thug guilty: I run verlis spreads

[20:40:41] Thug guilty:These gay poopyheads are winning the ama in grace mish mad

[18:36] +Mishiimono: i hax ppl on ladder and say gg :D

[21:29:37] Mishiimono: m running a verlis ev spread for venu

[11:09:56] Mishiimono: fucking bgc
[11:10:00] Mishiimono: what a fucking poopyhead
[11:10:04] Mishiimono: he can go
[11:10:06] Mishiimono: fuck himself
[11:10:11] Mishiimono: BG

[18:37:58] Mishiimono: RNG is now a joke it's not even really relevant anymore either
[18:38:03] Mishiimono: verlis quote
[18:38:21] Demantoid(≖︿≖✿):mishi does love his verlis
[18:39:23] Mishiimono: ye i do

[12:22:20] Mishiimono: i dont think i knew how to read in grade 2

[17:36:15] Mishiimono: killed this kid
[17:36:18] Mishiimono: he got raped

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7battlespotdoubles-626268879

[16:27:59] Mishiimono: im fissuring this celes
[16:28:17] Mishiimono: call me rebel mishi

[11:13:52] Mishiimono: this guy
[11:13:54] Mishiimono: can
[11:13:55] Mishiimono: go
[11:13:56] Mishiimono: fuck
[11:13:59] Mishiimono: himself
[11:14:01] Mishiimono: motherfucker
[11:14:11] Mishiimono: must not have
[11:14:14] Mishiimono: been loved when he was kid
[11:14:18] Mishiimono: cuz he has to rely
[11:14:23] Mishiimono: on making everyone have a shit day
[11:14:27] Mishiimono: and rely on luck
11:14:29] Mishiimono: to win games
[11:14:32] Mishiimono: and feel good about himself

☆DLT mish:mishi's mom lies alot
☆Moonmonsta:mishi´s mom is hot

[21:33:16] dlt mish: i dont like rude users
[21:33:22] dlt mish: unless they are rude to aids haxors on the ladder
[21:33:25] dlt mish: thats different

Hdcfgff's team:Celesteela / Tapu Koko / Gyarados / Tapu Bulu / Garchomp / Marowak-Alola
sdfhsdkufj: roses are red
sdfhsdkufj: mish isnt blu
sdfhsdkufj: Hdcfgff has a vgc team
sdfhsdkufj: and it is poo

[21:15:23] Mishiimono: I havent aged since i started on smogon
[21:16:16] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿):is it because your birthday is september 31st?
[21:16:26] Mishiimono: yea

[18:50:40] Mishiimono: losing to tfa
[18:51:13] Mishiimono: and binge watching
[18:51:17] Mishiimono: thomas the tank engine

[16:11] +Mishiimono: healthy users dont run hippo
[16:12] +Mishiimono: hippo is fat mon
[16:12] +Mishiimono: eats too much mcdonalds

[16:57] #Mishiimono: adkghfkdjghd why is dewgong so bad

https://pastebin.com/R4YjKqpi

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7doublesoususpecttest-675547803

[18:34:38] mishiimono was locked from talking by kamikaze. (flaming people on doubles ladder)

☆Mishiimono: im a regular haxor
☆Mishiimono: not an aids one

[20:31:40] Mishiimono: need 1 more bss win too
[20:31:49] MrOutstandingMan1: for what
[20:31:59] Mishiimono: to feel good about myself ;-;

[20:02:50] Mishiimono: mish wishes he were better at poke
[20:14:08] Mishiimono: god i suck

[21:24:48] MrOutstandingMan1: should I give user super furry the super lolicon role in tf discord?
[21:25:04] Mishiimono: ye
[21:25:08] MrOutstandingMan1: ok
[21:25:17] Mishiimono: wait thats me
[21:25:18] Mishiimono: NO

[21:13:31] australian outback: this is life and death
[21:13:34] australian outback: this is mish

☆Mishiimono: bish has thicccc thighs
☆Mishiimono: should have thick fat abiliy

[16:53:20] Mishiimono: nothing beats big thighs

☆Mishiimono: brb buying brain cells

[18:54:06] mishiimono: once upon a time in a society so divine called westside mish town
[18:54:11] mishiimono: there stood a little dewgong
[18:54:27] mishiimono: he was 5 foot something
[18:54:38] mishiimono: god bless the seal
[18:54:49] mishiimono: demantoid took out an axe and ate it as his meal

[18:57:18] mishiimono: eating healthy dewgong is deemed as ok by the mishi society
[18:57:49] mishiimono: weekly limit of 2 dewgongs per person tho

[22:23:39] mishiimono: playing bss
[22:23:41] mishiimono: 1570
[22:23:42] mishiimono: :I
[22:23:56] mishiimono: need 1600 to not feel ashamed

[20:34:04] Mishiimono: bss opp
[20:34:07] Mishiimono: froze my mimi
[20:34:15] Mishiimono: i already booked the flight
[20:34:16] Mishiimono: to japan
[20:34:25] Mishiimono: killing this kid tomorrow

[21:16:18] +Mishiimono: cant win games by outplaying
[21:16:33] +Mishiimono: i use a much mroe difficult method

[15:30:48] assfatlax: notice how mish never gets mad

☆assfatlax: how many brain cells
☆assfatlax: do you have
☆assfatlax: just a questio

[22:08:12] Bishiimono: https://pre00.deviantart.net/c734/th/pre/f/2014/173/c/3/c30d0ea15769684135cab7542e995972-d7nh0wx.png
[22:08:23] Mishiimono: so ugly
[22:08:33] Mishiimono: i cant even look at it
[22:08:35] Bishiimono: it's florists waifu
[22:08:47] Mishiimono: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[22:08:56] Mishiimono: i dont even watch anime
[22:09:00] Mishiimono: and i can tell
[22:09:01] Mishiimono: thats bad

[21:01:20] Mishiimono: i voted ban
[21:01:23] Mishiimono: ban fatasses

[21:54:50] dlt dewgong: g1 lost to an idiot
[21:55:21] dlt dewgong: brain cells low
[21:55:22] dlt dewgong: hax high

☆Mishiimono: this team sucks
chemcoop: no
chemcoop: just you
chemcoop: :D
☆Mishiimono: oh\
☆Mishiimono: thats good

[18:47:05] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/smogon-premier-league-9-week-5.3627866/page-5#post-7681553
[18:47:09] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): linked on gg
[18:47:37] Mishiimono: i got mished

[22:05:28] Mishiimono: mish taking constant Ls

☆Mishiimono: nice
☆Mishiimono: fucking
☆Mishiimono: greninja checks
☆Mishiimono: you dumbass
☆Mishiimono: oh it was scarf
☆Mishiimono: nice play

[20:41:31] bs11 dewgong: good thing current opp left his brain cells at home
[20:41:37] bs11 dewgong: FUCK
[20:43:46] bs11 dewgong: brain cells out the window
[02:45:29] +kudakek²:Autistic weenie triggers me and satisfies me

[21:58:39] +Matame: kudakek
[21:58:41] +Matame: ur opp is onm
[22:02:26] +kudakek²: But im fappimg

[20:58:15] +kudakek²: Fighting stax this monday
[20:58:20] +kudakek²: At 7pm american time
[20:58:35] +gradeagarchomp²:american time
[20:58:48] +kudakek²:Yeah american time
[20:59:02] +kudakek²:American time is american time

[21:04:52] +kudakek²: -4 is europe rigjt
[21:04:54] +kudakek²: Like uk

[18:20:57] LT4A kudasai: Damn
[18:21:02] LT4A kudasai: Woke up 5:30
[18:21:09] LT4A kudasai: Any girls here
[18:21:11] LT4A kudasai: Im sleepy.
[18:21:50] LT4A kudasai:Can we invite more pole dancers here
[18:27:15] +Kudakek:How can i sleep without any lap dancers to help me put myself to sleep >:/

[20:49:02] +Kudakek:Sorry im naked rn

[10:21:49] LT4A Kudasai: Heading off to sleep under florists bed
[10:21:55] LT4A Kudasai: We have sametimezone

[21:49:39] LT4A Kudasai: Battling stax in 10 minutes
[21:49:42] LT4A Kudasai: Im scared
[21:49:47] LT4A Kudasai: And a little horny
[21:49:52] LT4A Kudasai: Should i fap or no..

★LT4A Kudasai:Cresselia is fucking obese and should die

[21:50:34] LT6A Kudasai: Based saber
[21:50:36] LT6A Kudasai: Are you a girl
[21:51:00] based saber: i wish
LT6A Kudasai left

[21:03:51] +kudakek²:I dont watch anime unlees its henta

[11:46 AM] finally: well if you want
[11:46 AM] finally: ill fight right now
[11:46 AM] Kudasai: Nah im in bed
[11:46 AM] Kudasai: Im watching hentai

[10:06 PM] Kudasai: Im gonna rape eveeyone

[8:27 AM] Kudasai: Do you remember the hot friendly girl that hitted on me some weeks ago
[8:27 AM] Kudasai: Well idk what i was thinking but i texted her that i fapped to her
[8:28 AM] Kudasai: And she isnt talking to me the same way anymore.


[9:03 PM] Kudasai: Americans did pearl harbour.

[3:10 AM] Kudasai: Cats dont have external genitilia
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: They keep it in a pocket
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: Then when they r horny and ready to fk,
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: It extends and goes out of the pocket. Also its spiky.
[3:10 AM] Kudasai: Thats why the female cat always moans out loud.

☆Kudakek: Nido rus lets fuck
☆Kudakek: Sadly ur not a girl

[8:49 AM] florist: You can do it
[2:38 PM] Kudasai: Thanks florist
[2:38 PM] Kudasai: I believe i can do it
[2:38 PM] Kudasai: jumps off roof with the song i believe i can fly in the background
[2:39 PM] Kudasai: ironically splats on the ground
[2:39 PM] Kudasai: wasted from gta sound effect and video effect
[4:40 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: I don't think I've been more dissapointed in humanity recently than when I read that

[10:05 PM] Kudasai: I cant remember who said it (wasnt me) but someone said pumpkaboo is lewder than jigglypuff because pumpkaboo sounds like pumpkaboobies

[11:52 AM] Kudasai: What do i do when someone that im not in a semirelationship with sends me a nude tbh
[11:52 AM] Kudasai: If i flirt with that person then im semicheating
[11:52 AM] Kudasai: But if i leak then im a bad person
[11:55 AM] Steve Kerr: arent you like 12
[11:55 AM] Steve Kerr: ._.

☆lt41a kudasai: Eat my cum no homo

[01:49:21] lt41a kudasai: I associate marilli with marill gijinla
[01:49:32] lt41a kudasai: Type !dt marill to see marilli irl
[01:49:36] lt41a kudasai: Marill hentai

[21:23:21] lt43b kudasai: Pull back rhe curtain
[21:23:30] lt43b kudasai: And u see a big dik flopping

[01:09:46] lt43b kudasai:I randomly visually imagined mishimono having sex and mishi would be like "mish mish!"

[00:10:26] +Kudakek: If marilli starts with m and mishi starts with m
[00:10:35] @ marilli!!: i am rather M
[00:10:38] @ marilli!
!: Kudakek
[00:10:44] +Kudakek: Why cant they be together so i can call them m & m
[00:10:46] @ marilli!!: are u an S or an M?
[00:10:49] +Kudakek: Then i can eat them
[00:11:05] +Kudakek: I am a sm
[00:11:15] +Kudakek: I like spanking and being spanked :3
[00:11:25] @ marilli!
!: i was talking about ur t shirt size :x
[00:12:42] +Kudakek: I am an L only because i have a giant elephant plushtoy

[06:11:47] +Kudakek: Im a barbie girl in the army world
[06:11:56] +Kudakek: War and tactics, its fantasthicc
[06:12:18] +Kudakek: You can shave my hair, deploy me anywhere
[06:12:51] +Kudakek: imagination boot-camp is recreation

[10:29 AM] Not Kudasai: I have an inherent ability to attract girls but am extremely inadequate at taming them for long.
[10:29 AM] Not Kudasai: sighs softly

[8:34 PM] Kudasai: I dont stalk girls anymore
[8:34 PM] Kudasai: Girls stalk me
[8:34 PM] Kudasai: Except a few girls
[8:34 PM] Kudasai: I stalk

[03:17:39] +Kudakek: Bless
[03:17:52] +Kudakek: I see greengoat
[03:18:02] +Kudakek: Sorry couldnt type properly cuz i was driving.
[03:18:06] +Kudakek: I see, greengoat.*

[12:00 AM] Kudasai: Is it inappropriate to do kinky things to yourself while you read messages of your own between your ex?

[12:22 AM] playonbirds : choke me daddy
[12:22 AM] !Kudasai: I love choking too
[12:22 AM] !Kudasai: chokes @ playonbirds
[12:22 AM] !Kudasai: Bird
[12:25 AM] trinity: choke me harder daddy
[12:27 AM] !Kudasai: nani
[12:27 AM] !Kudasai: chokes trinity too
[12:27 AM] !Kudasai: We should make a dou rp channel
shaian。: holy shit elise is a trap

[21:54:40] shaian ✿: teleports (((actually moving so fast faster than lightning and light as well because i have the power of the star lightning god))) behind mishmishmishmish and unsheathes my dark shadow god katana and slashes mishmishmishmish in the neck (twice in half a second) nice try kid

[12:48 AM] shaymin: checkmater going inactive made us all go crazy
[12:48 AM] shaymin: i never appreciated the presence of a legitimate communist until he was gone

[6:06 PM] shaymin: i actually told him to research this dick in his mouth :l

[6:02 PM] shaymin: if u pull a threesome in iceland
[6:02 PM] shaymin: theres a good chance
[6:02 PM] shaymin: u could be banging cousins
[6:03 PM] shaymin: its great
[6:03 PM] shaymin: /win/cest

[4:59 PM] shaymin: there is something to be said about the appeal of the feminine penis
[5:01 PM] shaymin: is it the fear of the unknown that attracts so many a wary westerner to the underbelly of bangkok? perhaps the desire to try something new and daring?
[5:02 PM] shaymin: let us not shun the dickgirl, but rather, let us embrace the phallic eve in all her glory!

[8:35 PM] shaymin: confirming mishi's mom is the main love interest in the doubles anime

[7:51 AM] shaymin: @ Kaori I AM UNWORTHY OF BEING IN THE SAME TIERING COUNCIL AS YOU GREAT ONE. PLEASE PURGE ME OF MY FILTH SO THAT I MAY BECOME THE PUREST AND MOEST OF BLOBS AND PLEASE YOU.

[3:12 AM] shaymin: if anyone is going to coastal florida heres a fun little prank to play on the natives: 1. go to butcher shop or meat farm 2. order large quantity of fresh meat -- this will provide a lot of animal blood 3. take the blood and put it in a pouch or jar 4. go to coastal beach 5. open blood pouches in ocean areas with a large group of people to attract sharks to that area from as far as 100 km away 6. swim the fuck away 7. chaos is a ladda

[2:11 AM] shaymin: can we all appreciate how samvgc
[2:11 AM] shaymin: is a beautiful man
[2:11 AM] shaymin: not in the classic, greek aesthetic
[2:11 AM] shaymin: but just looking at him
[2:11 AM] shaymin: he has the vanilla bean face
[2:12 AM] shaymin: beautiful skin
[2:12 AM] shaymin: soft as a freshly fallen winter snow
[2:12 AM] shaymin: glistening in the same way as the early morning sun shines down upon him
[2:13 AM] shaymin: an invitation to explore the wonders ahead and the comfort of knowing a warm abode awaits your return with a warm cup of coco, a roaring fire, fresh blankets and a good book
[2:14 AM] shaymin: and not to mention his broad, strong shoulders
[2:14 AM] shaymin: honed through years of hard, honest work
[2:15 AM] shaymin: not the dainty form of the less-laboured physique that is found in the lesser man
[2:18 AM] shaymin: sam is the embodiment of a very classical charm, a beauty that is so often lost in the fast lane lifestyle that is the hallmark of contemporary, urban life
[2:19 AM] shaymin: but it is that which defines him as a most beautiful man. rejoice in him my friends, you will not find a better man anywhere on this great earth of ours

[1:44 AM] shaymin: dude i got a manicure cuz sam said he likes feminine boy hands ive literally got no idea whats going on anymore

[9:08 PM] shaymin: so i had this weirdly homoerotic dream about samvgc last night
[9:09 PM] shaymin: @ MajorBowman you and i were commentating for a stream and i went off on a tangent about sam's recent sexual empowerment
[9:09 PM] shaymin: i think this is a sign

[11:04 PM] shaymin: yo sam did you know that majorbowman wants to shave your armpits and slather you up with honey like a piece of wonderbread
[11:04 PM] Kaori: ooooooooooooo
[11:04 PM] Kaori: hot

[6:36 PM] shaymin: i just wanna find a whorehouse disguised as a massage parlour
[6:36 PM] shaymin: not really something i should mention publically
[6:36 PM] shaymin: but we're all black friends here

[22:18:26] @ Demantoid(≖︿≖✿): MegaCyber: we need lewd pictures of stratos and mizuhime
[22:18:27] @ Demantoid(≖︿≖✿): MegaCyber: we know they exist
[22:18:29] @ Demantoid(≖︿≖✿): :sogood:
[22:18:43] #shaian ✿: i don't want that
[22:18:54] #shaian ✿: it'd look like a sex tape between trump and his daughter
[22:18:56] #shaian ✿: :sobad:

[7:53 PM] shaymin: i've been avoiding hetero porn for a while now cuz most of it seems misogynist

[10:12 PM] shaymin: well yeah so to avoid being a homophobe i only jerk it to gay porn
[10:12 PM] marilli: same
[10:12 PM] shaymin: its pretty simple
[10:13 PM] marilli: whats ur favorite gay porn shay
[10:13 PM] shaymin: idk theres just way too much of that good sam x 51 shit
[10:13 PM] Level 51: oh
[10:14 PM] shaymin: my favourite title is Guang "the big dong" yuan ze ravages dirty white lover

[8:58 PM] shaymin: if sam went to singapore he'd be in the news after a week as a wanted sex offender for jerking in public
[8:59 PM] Kaori: --------------
[8:59 PM] shaymin: deny it all you want but you're super into asian men
[8:59 PM] Kaori: u got me
[8:59 PM] marilli: hot
[8:59 PM] shaymin: i mean
[8:59 PM] shaymin: i can't blame you
[8:59 PM] shaymin: the effiminate shoulders, the skin so creamy, and that hair as black and mysterious as night
[9:00 PM] shaymin: lord only knows what mysteries are hidden beneath those wonderful, silken curtains

[7:20 PM] shaymin: imma go chain due to their exploitative relationship with workers

[5:45 PM] shaymin: getting your ass torn the fuck up by lebron
[5:45 PM] shaymin: is probably a point of honour

[8:36 PM] MajorBowman: When i was going back to London from Belgium they took my cookie butter
[8:38 PM] been nike fre$h: should have
[8:38 PM] been nike fre$h: just eaten the butter
[8:38 PM] been nike fre$h: in their face
[8:38 PM] been nike fre$h: just stare them down while you swallow that butter whole like the dirty animal you are
[8:39 PM] been nike fre$h: just start sensually moaning while you snort down that butter like a coke addict
[8:39 PM] been nike fre$h: just slobber all over it like a retarded dog as you deep throat that delicious belgian cookie butter

[6:45 PM] stay nike fre$h: y'all ever worry that pornhub like
[6:45 PM] stay nike fre$h: lowkey has access to your microphone
[6:45 PM] stay nike fre$h: cuz i say the words "fucking white people" or "i fucking hate white people" in casual conversation a lot
[6:45 PM] stay nike fre$h: and i keep getting interracial suggestions where a white girl gets fucked by a bunch of black dudes in a gangbang
[6:46 PM] stay nike fre$h: like how fucked would that be if porn sites access your mic

[6:20 PM] happy holishays :D: i like how dog tastes tbh
[6:20 PM] happy holishays :D: i would have zero problem with factory farming them

[22:57:38] %shaian: is hearthstone [22:57:39] %shaian: on phone?
[22:57:41] %qsns: yes
[22:57:50] %shaian: does it have collectible waifus?

[9:29 PM] shaian: who the fuck hasnt given a hotdog a sloppy ass, sexually repressed catholic girl who just started at a party school meeting her first black dude blowjob before?

[9:37 PM] shaian: i swear to god i just wanna know if dildoing instead of jerking off is the more optimal solution

[9:42 PM] shaian: if i have a daughter shes also gonna be named colgate

[8:32 PM] shay: i like my teams like i like my women
[8:32 PM] shay: aggressive, frail, and easy to beat

[9:07 PM] shay: i mean was the potato famine really that bad?
[9:07 PM] shay: it only impacted the irish

[5:31 PM] MajorBowman: Has anyone seen wonderwoman
[5:31 PM] MajorBowman: Is it worth going to see
[5:31 PM] shay: it's worth watching
[5:32 PM] shay: i haven't seen it
[5:32 PM] shay: and don't plan on ever seeing it
[5:32 PM] shay: but apparently the main actress is a zionist
[5:32 PM] shay: and that's one of my top 5 fetishes

#shaian: >tfw majorbowman thought i wanted to earnestly discuss the difference between ephebophiles and pedophiles in council chat

[7:37 PM] happy holishays<3: i would take a pic of sams butt and make that ur avi tbh

[10:06 PM] shaian: anyone wanna bet that demantoid and mishimono are just the alt nicks for "demantoids" left and right hands
[10:06 PM] shaian: and he just talks to himself about himself

[7:10 AM] shaymin: fact: 51 is the biggest shittalker in doubles but he's really good at deleting messages quickly

[3:49 PM] AuraLugia7: anyway i have fantasized about making out with yuzura hanyu

Pshaynergy - Today at 6:51 PM yes yes and then you work for 5 years, get ur mba, join goldman sachs and the laugh and count ur money when you see checkmater on CNN talking about how ur killing the middle class the only real way to live tbh

[5:39 PM] not a pkmn player: florist has successfully jerked to it atleast once
[5:39 PM] lilly.: he doesnt jerk off he says
[5:39 PM] not a pkmn player: well if all he looks at is izana
[5:40 PM] not a pkmn player: i guess that makes sense

[3:54 PM] EmbB: izana reminds me of the after picture in a series of pictures a photographer took before and after telling people to kill themself

[10:08 PM] shaysus christ: >imagine being called childish for not being 100% serious when talking about pokemon

[10:44 PM] shaymarin: buddhist monks spend decades meditating for hours a day to reach only a small percentage of the earthly detachment it took sam 6 months of anime binge watching to achieve

[7:38 PM] shaymarin:
[4:10 AM] ElMrGX: El Mèow!!
[4:11 AM] ElMrGX: I'm going Mexican now
[4:11 AM] ElMrGX: everyone who gets near me gets drugs!

[8:47 PM] shaymarin: at this point hax should just be called
[8:47 PM] shaymarin: "pleasant surprises" or "i should have seen that coming"
[8:47 PM] shaymarin: because it's like taking the highway on your morning commute and being surprised that you're going to be late because of traffic

[7:10 PM] shaymarin: fun fact: 9/10 pokemon players are minors [
7:10 PM] shaymarin: the last 1/10 are trying to catch em all

[4:07 PM] shaian~✿ the~✿ shaymin~✿: okay
[4:07 PM] shaian~✿ the~✿ shaymin~✿: y'all know how
[4:07 PM] shaian~✿ the~✿ shaymin~✿: sam has a disgusting taste in food
[4:07 PM] shaian~✿ the~✿ shaymin~✿: i was thinking about that earlier and decided to blend
[4:07 PM] shaian~✿ the~✿ shaymin~✿: some roulette doritoes w/ whole milk and sugar
[4:08 PM] shaian~✿ the~✿ shaymin~✿: and it was bad


Tier 2
Solid draft picks

[22:05:41] +Elise♡:whatever no excuses i just suck

[10:49:54] miranda kerr fan1:what are the recommend drugs to take along with this

[21:41:31] +Elise:frania is a retarded pick up
[21:41:51] +Elise:if you think frania is a retarded pick you're n1n1 tier

[16:57:04] Matame♬: do u jerk off to cat girls
[16:57:19] +vyvan le: i said "me too" so
[16:57:30] +vyvan le: there are 2 people in this world
[16:57:37] +vyvan le: 1) people that jerk off to catgirls
[16:57:38] +vyvan le: 2) liars

[17:06:13] jiggly boobs:see how hard my dick is when i see catgirls

[17:40:17] +vyvan le: im going back to my catfish days [17:40:28] +vyvan le: i made many friends in that period

[21:48:59] @ marilli: HustonSmogon ur a good player
[21:49:01] %vyvan le: didnt u say u quit and left the discord like 2 days ago HustonSmogon
[21:49:04] @ marilli: u wil get into DPL
[21:49:12] @ marilli: yeah whyd u leave
[21:49:28] %vyvan le: im scared people
[21:49:29] @ marilli: we all missed you and ur plays
[21:49:34] %vyvan le: im afraid my soul will get hrut
[21:49:36] %vyvan le: hurt

[17:50:32] +vyvan le: do u just ever feel ur booty and ur like this is good
[17:51:33] +vyvan le: ok for real tho i just want to know whether my booty is in a good shape or not and
[17:51:39] +vyvan le: theres nobody to tell me that
[17:51:40] +vyvan le: except for myself
[17:51:42] +vyvan le: what do i do

[19:05:37] +senjougaharabestgf:if the artist u listen to has more than 6 listeners u r retarded

[17:45:15] %daawesomedude1 (: and i am a good boy
[17:45:18] +senjougaharabestgf: no ur not
[17:45:20] +senjougaharabestgf: u watch hentai
[17:45:38] %daawesomedude1 (: ok but everyone watches hentai so that doesn't count
[17:45:45] @ robintheultraloser: he's not wrong
[17:45:47] +senjougaharabestgf: i dont
[17:45:57] +senjougaharabestgf: ok i do

[13:30:56] dlt trellomonsta: i want to break 1600
[13:31:01] DLT Tohsaka Rin: i want u to break my hymen

[22:46:01] derivations: i think there needs to be lots of shitting on imo
[22:46:05] vyvan le: like on u

[6:52 PM] Level 51: i'd finger a hitmontop
[6:53 PM] rin gives me life : id finger qsns

lilly kuro: my favourite subreddit got banned
lilly kuro: hentiny
lilly kuro: dude wtf this is so lame
lilly kuro: all my nsfw lillie pictures

[21:25:52] @ lilly kuro: im going to spend my time doing something productive now
[21:25:58] @ lilly kuro: like playing DEEP SPACE WAIFU

[4:44 PM] lilly: doubles is hella fun to watch tho
[4:45 PM] lilly: because everyone feels high skill in spl
[4:45 PM] lilly: and then u have croven

[12:04 PM] mihoy pinoy: Pwne hated me
[12:04 PM] lilly: who did he not hate
[12:04 PM] spaceman spiff: me!!!!
[12:05 PM] lilly: nobody knows who u are
[12:05 PM] spaceman spiff: u right
[12:05 PM] lilly: "haha tell bulba hi from me" - Croven
[12:05 PM] spaceman spiff: STOP
[12:05 PM] spaceman spiff: NO
[12:05 PM] spaceman spiff: NOOOOO
[12:05 PM] lilly: "whos croven again" - the nicest user on planet earth
[12:05 PM] spaceman spiff: nooooooooooo

[9:55 PM] hey its lilly: saying someone looks like izana is the hardest roast i've heard in my life

[8:14 PM] lilly: shay before tf: easy 6 figure jobs in LA
[8:14 PM] lilly: shay after tf: reduced to working at starbucks

[8:07 PM] Eseque: i'm not very familiar with catgirl personality
[8:07 PM] Eseque: because i don't watch anime
[8:07 PM] lilly: what fuckin loser watches anime lmao

[7:34 PM] lilly: oh god
[7:34 PM] lilly: zikam wants to speak spanish with me

[8:05 PM] happy holishays<3: i havent even looked at any hentai today!
[8:07 PM] Croven: wow me too shay!
[8:07 PM] Lilly: haha wish i could say the same
[15:15:49] %daawesomedude1 (:biggest nani in my life
[17:32:16] %daawesomedude1 (: oh i haven't watched anime today
%daawesomedude1 ( left

[21:39:40] %daawesomedude1 (:i have a sister as well :3
[21:39:45] @ lilly kuro: daawesomedude1
[21:39:45] @bmarilli$: :3
[21:39:46] @ lilly kuro: how old is she
[21:39:58] %daawesomedude1 (:shes 21
[21:41:06] @ marilli$: :3
[21:41:07] @ lilly kuro: :3
[21:41:07] @ marilli$: thats hot
[21:41:09] @ lilly kuro: legal
[21:41:11] @ lilly kuro: as fuck
[21:41:18] @marilli$:daawesomedude1
[21:41:20] @marilli$: is your sister hot
[21:41:23] %daawesomedude1 (: i am hot
[21:41:27] %daawesomedude1 (: so by extension
[21:41:30] %daawesomedude1 (: my family should be too

[17:06:57] %daawesomedude1 (:i am currently downloading manga to take with me to college

[16:34:35] %daawesomedude1 (: idk i want a kid midget :(
[16:34:42] %daawesomedude1 (: to carry on the legacy of dad1
[16:34:56] %daawesomedude1 (: in like 15 years i will give him the password to this name
[16:35:00] @ Demantoid(≖︿≖✿): will you call him daawesomedude1
[16:35:01] %daawesomedude1 (: and he will continue my pokemon legacy
[16:35:04] %daawesomedude1 (: yes

[2:34 AM] Daddy1: also i'm in the honors dorm
[2:34 AM] Daddy1: and the honors dorm has communal bathrooms
[2:34 AM] Daddy1: so i can't even jack off even if i wantt to

[17:12:58] %daawesomedude1 (:this essay is really fucking my ass
[17:22:59] %daawesomedude1 (:now if you'll excuse me i'm going to take my essay on a date

[03:24] shizuka hiratsuka: spanish saber is objectively better than european saber

[9:19 PM] Daddy1: lol @ people with anime characters as their avi

[1:59 PM] jumpy23: two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna
[1:59 PM] Daddy1: link?
[2:00 PM] jumpy23: Daddy just google "sao 16.5"
[2:00 PM] Daddy1: hell yes
[2:00 PM] Daddy1: thanks

[16:09:51] %daawesomedude1 (: holy fuck i just dodged a bullet
[16:10:06] %daawesomedude1 (: i'm in a groupchat with my friends and one of my friends got roasted
[16:10:08] %daawesomedude1 (: and i almost said mished
[16:10:26] %daawesomedude1 (: i had it typed out as a force of habit thing but luckily i caught myself

[21:56:15] %daawesomedude1 (: my man tried to pull the ole switcheroo on me
[21:56:18] %daawesomedude1 (: oh shit it worked

[11:41 PM] Daddy1: man i always thought that avi looked off
[11:42 PM] Daddy1: and i was like what kind of person would intentionally draw an azu and a dewgong together
[11:42 PM] Daddy1: now it all makes sense

[22:02:55] %daawesomedude1 (: saying mish is the only reason i'm still on this site

[21:59:01] %daawesomedude1 (: mish me once shame on you mish me twice shame on me

[1:48 PM] Daddy1: i haven't mished in a whole month
[1:48 PM] Daddy1: it feels so weird

[2:25 PM] Daddy1: where is the hot blonde girl who's secretly an anime fan :(((
[17:15] very peachy: Level 51 are u into traps
[17:16] Level 51: theyre alright i guess

[6:40 AM] Level 51: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like princess mishiimono's despicable desires and designs?
[6:40 AM] Level 51: 'cuz i could really use a mish right now (mish right now, mish right now)

[23:48:46] tetris2003: why do you enjoy seeing all these bad strats
[23:48:53] lilly kuro: he saw u play
[23:48:54] lilly kuro: xDDDD
[23:49:17] tetris2003: that is quite a hurtful thing to say, lilly kuro. i'm quite disappointed in you.

[09:02:02] @ Level 51: every time i try to build a team it feels like im high on weed or something
[09:02:53] @ Level 51: like ill put koko -> kyub -> diancie -> PSYCH UP PORY2 ASSAULT VEST KROOKODILE
[09:08:46] @ lilly kuro: HIGH on WEED
[09:08:50] @ lilly kuro: not the WEED

[17:32] @ Level 51:i wanna eat out lillie

[10:02:35] #Level 51:koekiekoekje was the future of dou, it is indeed a tragedy and entirely our fault that such a brilliant star was chased away from the tier it only wished to light

[21:45:52] @ Level 51:imagine demantoids hot bod glistening at the swim meet

[10:51 PM] [thonky] level 51: make a custom daki with me on it
[10:51 PM] [thonky] level 51: o_o

[10:31 AM] Level 51: Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with Princess Mishimono. You see, just about wherever I go these days, Princess Mishimono approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with Princess Mishimono in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, Princess Mishimono, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against Princess Mishimono. Let them be free to do their mishy thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

[10:18 AM] Level 51: Yesterday. during our scheduled Princess Mishimono Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about Princess Mishimono anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids." Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I mished at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet. I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?

[10:17 AM] Level 51: okay guys, this it, i'm done. i hate all of these POSER idols. saying that they're "kawaii desu ne~" and "sugoi". do you annoying teenagers even know japanese or korean? fuck off. i study japanese culture everyday and i'd know how to speak it if my lame middle school didn't just teach mandarin chinese. you can't even do a school girl jump for your life, well guess what? I CAN. i praise princess mishimono every fucking day while you sit on your pathetic ass. stop trying to be as cool as me! no one even likes your lame home dances. and stop trying to "cosplay" your favorite "school idols" because you have the love live app downloaded! playing llsif doesn't make you and idol either. so back to your lame japanese rhythm games and get a life life!!!

[10:12 AM] Level 51: I really love Princess Mishimono. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Princess Mishimono.

[10:11 AM] Level 51: uhh ffuck i want fatsune miku to crush all 208 of my bones and let out an enormous fart to spread my ashes far and wide

[9:24 PM] [thonky] level 51: :dab:
[9:24 PM] Croven: im so confused
[9:24 PM] Croven: is this real life
[9:25 PM] [thonky] level 51: heya FELLAS its me, ya boi levul fiddy won. today on the ledel fitty wun show wee're gonna EXPLORE the ways in which military service is a complete and utter waste of time. so hop on fur a FUN RIDE! as we exlopre the Wondarful Wurdl of MILeTery SERVCCE
[9:26 PM] [thonky] level 51: so LETS inerview our first invereweee. here we ave guayn yagegnze, also nown as Lurlve FITTYwon. hes actually the guy the show is anemad after
[9:27 PM] [thonky] level 51: hi leveurl fidy eun, whatr ur vewis on miterty consritpino
[9:27 PM] [thonky] level 51: hi leval fidey un, i proud oto be onnthis sho.w howeevr, miitry consritpion
[9:28 PM] [thonky] level 51: hepl, ii inervweeersing myself
[9:29 PM] [thonky] level 51: hwo do u interveiwsel, f?? but iam. thsi is the peower thatm italery cosription has brughot me. i am unsotpable, i am invicibe, i canont be stoedp, U Fool this is nt, evne, my, fnial form. *dose haduekn*
[9:29 PM] [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] kaori: im uncomfortable
[9:29 PM] Croven: im very uncomfortable
[9:30 PM] MajorBowman: this is either a puzzle or a cry for help
[9:30 PM] [thonky] level 51: cameea pans away as the gruond eprtus with a godeln force. eyverong pls shiedl ur esye, dont loko dierctly at the elicpse unlesn ur doldan trmpu
[9:31 PM] [thonky] level 51: in the carter their is santding a signle persno. it is leuvel fdiy wn, btu in SUpaer sayen mode
[9:31 PM] Croven: someone save this man
[9:31 PM] jumpy23: What the fuck happened to level 51
[9:31 PM] [thonky] level 51: he raises his arems and shotus, mterialty csnoirption is a big watese of time
[9:32 PM] [thonky] level 51: but his mum say levuel fidy1 u haev to go toslepe, u have to go to camp tmr
[9:32 PM] [thonky] level 51: so leveu fd1 gos lepe
[9:32 PM] [thonky] level 51: and go to camp
[9:32 PM] [thonky] level 51: and catn do nothig
[9:32 PM] [thonky] level 51: the end. hoeop u enyoejd wathincg
[9:32 PM] kamikaze: demantoid is in a state of ecstasy atm
[9:32 PM] kamikaze: knowing he can log this
[9:36 PM] Croven: i should be doing college apps but i am watching a mentally unstable singaporean man ramble on a chat for competitive pokemon players

[08:25:24] #Level 51 ミ☆: as you know Kaori and i are good friends
[08:25:30] #Level 51 ミ☆: but id like to ask kaori now
[08:25:34] #Level 51 ミ☆: will you marry me
[08:25:38] #Level 51 ミ☆: that was the worst proposal ever
[08:25:40] #Level 51 ミ☆: and i want to kill myself
[08:25:41] @ Kaori: y-yes >////<

[7:25 PM] Level 51: cant cheat on my older sister

[6:52 PM] Level 51: i'd finger a hitmontop

[19:08:27] @ Level 51: on one hand im supposed to say no [19:08:37] @ Level 51: but on the other hand u cant say no to lewd lillie pics

☆fargo9511: Jajaja yo no uso legendarios a lo marica
☆DLT THAT: jajaja eat a dick

[06:17:47] #Level 51: important question: are U.S. state names generally used as boys' names or girls
[06:17:49] #Level 51: girls
[06:17:52] #Level 51: girls' names*
[06:18:01] #Level 51: enter is right next to the apostrophe gdi
[06:20:37] #Level 51: dallas?
[06:20:43] #Level 51: DALLAS
[06:20:45] #Level 51: IS NOT A STATE
[06:20:48] #Level 51: YOU FUCKING MORON
[06:20:51] #Level 51: FUCK
[06:20:52] #Level 51: IM RETARDED

[11:05 AM] Level 51: i eat my waifu every day
[11:05 AM] Level 51: owo

[8:15 PM] Level 51: why are there good logs of everyone EXCEPT demantoid

[22:02:00] #Level 51: can we make mish a banword
[22:02:21] +Mishiimono: n
[22:02:30] #Level 51: your vote doesnt count mishi

[9:41 PM] MrOutstandingMan1: swimming is :sogood:
[9:42 PM] Level 51: i like to swim
[9:42 PM] Level 51: in garbage

[9:31 PM] sam: yellow > silver > ruby > fr > emerald > diamond > plat > ss > b > b2 > Y > AS > moon > ultra sun
[9:31 PM] sam: these are
[9:31 PM] Level 51: FUCK U
[9:31 PM] Level 51: SAM
[9:31 PM] Level 51: WE ARE SEVERING TIES
[9:31 PM] sam: thats not a viability listing
[9:31 PM] Level 51: I WANT A DIVORCE
[9:31 PM] sam: thats the order i got the games
[9:31 PM] Level 51: oh
[9:31 PM] Level 51: ok
[9:31 PM] Level 51: undivorce

[10:04 PM] Level 51: naked barbie dolls are kinda nice to look at tbh

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[7:59 PM] Level 51: the idea of mac and cheese is repulsive to me
[8:00 PM] sam: im divorcing u

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[8:34 PM] hey its lilly: kimi no na wa is good
[8:34 PM] hey its lilly: mostly because i want to be a girl as well
[8:34 PM] hey its lilly: :I
[8:34 PM] shaymarin: same
[8:34 PM] Level 51: i hate to admit it but thats one reason i like it
[11:10:48] Level 51: does your straightness get multiplied by (0.4)^n
[11:10:52] +Croven: yes
[11:10:55] @ Level 51: ah
[11:11:01] +Croven: ur gayness will asymptotically approach 100%
[11:11:06] +Croven: but u will never reach true gayness
[11:11:06] @ marilli✿: ;d
[11:11:13] @ marilli✿: how do u reach true gayness
[11:11:15] @ Level 51: so ur gayness is 1 - (0.4)^n
[11:11:17] +Croven: unless u do the ritual of taking 2 dicks in ur ass
[11:11:22] +Croven: while praising l51

[17:10:18] +Croven: lmao imagine having such a bad opinion
[17:10:22] +Croven: that u say u love samvgc

ladder hero vgc: why was kang banne
+SamVGC ✿: seismic toss wish
+SamVGC ✿: oo
ladder hero vgc: was that
ladder hero vgc: the main set
Zordor:For some people...
Stratos: Zordor: For some people...
Stratos: lol what kind of goober ass line is this
Stratos: that wasnt an opinion question
Stratos: stoss wish was the main kang set
Croven: it was an opinion question
Croven: For some people...

[9:43 PM] Croven: please excuse my poor excuse of a manager

[10:11 PM] Croven: also any1 know how to take a safety pin of my jacket :/
[10:11 PM] Croven: i gave it to dry cleaning and they gave it back w this pin and im being v stupid
[10:12 PM] Croven: im a genius
[10:12 PM] jumpy23: You uh
[10:12 PM] jumpy23: you remove it, as one would a safety pin
[10:13 PM] Croven: yea i didnt know how to do that
[10:14 PM] jumpy23: OK so you're just retarded

+Croven: skill and suicidal thoughts have a correlation

[9:11 PM] Croven: large weapons huh........
[9:11 PM] Croven: sounds a lot like
[9:11 PM] Croven: my intellect

[3:45 PM] peachyy: roasted croven so hard he left
[3:47 PM] Croven: o I’m pooping rn
[3:47 PM] Croven: :I

+Croven: skill and suicidal thoughts have a correlation

[9:24 PM] sam-N.E.R.D: whats the best pokemon game to start with?
[9:24 PM] Croven: i started with firegreen i think

[9:25 PM] Level 51: WHY was it so fast
[9:25 PM] Croven: bc u got mished.
[9:25 PM] Croven: mish mish
[9:25 PM] Croven: god I’ve really become a TF goon now
[9:25 PM] Croven: they’ve brainwashed me
[9:25 PM] Croven: help

[8:11 PM] mimi: he, like your typical member of the stark sharks
[8:11 PM] mimi: can't be trusted
[8:11 PM] MajorBowman: Thoughts @MrOutstandingMan1 ?
[8:11 PM] mimi: deman is not your typical member
[8:11 PM] spaceman spiff: demantoid is weird enough
[8:11 PM] mimi: deman mishes people too much to be trusted in general
[8:12 PM] marilli: mished
[8:12 PM] mimi: not because he cheats at pokemon
[8:12 PM] lilly: demantoid has like 15 pages of logs
[8:12 PM] marilli: u never trust demantoid
[8:12 PM] marilli: with his logs
[8:12 PM] spaceman spiff: yea demantoid cannot be trusted
[8:12 PM] spaceman spiff: he will log every thing you say
[8:12 PM] spaceman spiff: and 10 years later, right when you think you got your dream job
[8:13 PM] spaceman spiff: he'll show ur interviewer year old logs about u memeing in some nsfw hentai chat

[8:55 PM] Yellow Paint: View attachment 107349
[8:55 PM] is mish mish: I never thought paints post could get worse than his hentai pics
[8:55 PM] is mish mish: I was wrong


Tier 3
Good Draft Picks

[22:00:51] kamikaze was appointed Room Owner by kamikaze.

[20:00:56] +kamikaze:dont start
[Gen 7] Challenge Cup 1v1 battle started between +Demantoid(⊙﹏⊙✿) and +Mishiimono².
[20:02:38] +kamikaze: you boys gave me a heart attack for a sec

[5:51 PM] kamikaze: but indian girls suck

[5:20 PM] Eseque: checkmater seems like a cool guy
[5:20 PM] kamikaze: lol

[4:44 PM] kamikaze: The bond between senior staff allowed me to play my strongest card yet. BEHOLD ABR ABR is shocked TDKODIA, THE DIRECTING ONE. This card allows me to keep my Doubles OU in play for the next 5 turns. No spell, trap, or Monster effects may remove it from play. Also, each turn I get to add 1 Ribbon token to my strongest player. After 5 turns are up I may remove my Ribbons from play and search my deck for 1 official trophy tour and attach it instead.
^by shay

[5:37 PM] kamikaze: is it really tf takeover
[5:37 PM] kamikaze: if kudasai isnt winning seasonals

[11:15 AM] kamikaze: what the hell
[11:15 AM] kamikaze: demantoid is speaking in complete sentences
[11:16 AM] kamikaze: not just once
[11:16 AM] kamikaze: but mult times
[11:16 AM] kamikaze: intelligible english

[18:34:38] mishiimono was locked from talking by kamikaze. (flaming people on doubles ladder)

[6:46 PM] kamikaze: who is val
[6:46 PM] peachyy: watchog
[6:46 PM] kamikaze: oh figures
[6:46 PM] Val: excuse me

[10:36 PM] kamikaze: i will shadow realm who ever has the most uses of mish mish
[10:36 PM] kamikaze: right now
[10:36 PM] kamikaze: bring em here

[5:54 PM] kamikaze: believe in yourself
[5:54 PM] kamikaze: dattebayo
[3:16 PM] Jhon-: Finally, I can have a healthy diet of mishmish

[5:32 PM] MegaJingle: no johns
[5:35 PM] KyleCole: No johns
[5:40 PM] stax: no johns
[6:09 PM] Croven: no jhons
[6:10 PM] Jhon-: 1 jhon

[2:52 PM] Eseque: my parents are always like "why don't you wear sneakers?"
[2:52 PM] Jhon-: Your parents sound great, can you get them on here instead

[5:49 PM] Jhon~✿: There is, I'm currently looking at a picture of a pregnant megumin

[12:54 PM] Antarcticblast: not knowing when to and when not to mish makes for a bad person

[7:12 AM] izana is the true messiah: I'd show but I don't think it's really that respectful to show photos of people randomly unless you have permission
[7:15 AM] Jhon~✿: Really? Well I just spoke to Izana and turns out no-one's allowed to post images of her ever again
[10:38 AM] Yellow Paint: what's rin doing with those crystals ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[3:36 PM] frania snowflake: time to get wolfie
[3:36 PM] after hanabi: tman before frania
[3:36 PM] Yellow Paint: frania irl
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[21:34:20] %Yellow Paint: hey kamikaze, I was nervous to do this :3 but you're really sweet and kawaii and nice, would you go out w/ me? please? XD

☆london13: i don't want to win like this
☆Yellow Paint: you're not going to win

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[9:03 PM] Yellow Paint: shay caramel with ketchup
[11:11 PM] stax: if u move the p in lileep two places back it becomes lil pee
[11:12 PM] stax: I'm gonna log out now

[12:33 AM] iggy: we can suck together

[2:40 AM] stax: my ethnicity is anim

[23:55:18] lady lumps: who gonna get
[23:55:19] lady lumps: drunk
[23:55:21] lady lumps: tomoz
[23:55:25] lady lumps: :|

[19:00:22] lady lumps: commence sucking my weanus

[12:08 AM] stax: tbf my series vs dawg
[12:08 AM] stax: was probably my best series
[12:08 AM] stax: even tho I was drunk
[12:08 AM] stax: I:

[8:48 PM] stax: dick is good
[8:52 PM] stax: lots of dicks
[8:52 PM] stax: not enough mouths

[3:22 PM] stax: I don't even have clothes

[8:52 PM] stax: ik demantoid is stalking my ever letter
[8:53 PM] stax: waiting for the opportune time
[8:53 PM] stax: to say
[8:53 PM] stax: get mished.

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[2:52 PM] stax: wait
[2:52 PM] stax: 80 plus 20 is 100

[7:32 PM] stax: dam
[7:32 PM] stax: watching o.j doc
[7:32 PM] stax: man was hot af

[10:21 PM] stax: anyone else like looking at their legs
[5:48 PM] obii: im puttnig it in
[5:49 PM] obii: dude
[5:49 PM] obii: its so big

[9:10 PM] obii: so theres 30 games per phase
[9:10 PM] obii: so 90 games total
[9:10 PM] obii: we prob need like an overall record of 60-40

[9:31 PM] obii: Znain did you see
[9:32 PM] obii: demantoids game today
[9:32 PM] obii: he won with
[9:32 PM] obii: z-protect
[9:32 PM] hani: it was
[9:32 PM] hani: z nature power koko
[9:32 PM] hani: so it became gigavolt havoc
[9:32 PM] obii: im dumb as fuck
[9:33 PM] obii: THATS WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS HEAT
[9:33 PM] obii: i saw normalium
[9:33 PM] obii: and protect
[9:34 PM] Lycans: z protec killing Venu sure
[9:34 PM] Toupip: "obii: hey guys look at my heat set, bulu @ sd spower horn leech z protect

[8:56 PM] M bii: the general atmosphere
[8:56 PM] M bii: its like
[8:56 PM] M bii: a no fun team
[8:56 PM] hani: just like obiis pants
[8:56 PM] hani: no fun zone
[8:56 PM] M bii: yeah..
[8:56 PM] hani: just sadness

[9:58 PM] soulgazer: i can make noises with my scrotum
[9:58 PM] soulgazer: wanna hear
[9:58 PM] Faticate: sure [obii]
[9:58 PM] Faticate: im in call
[9:58 PM] Faticate: @ Mr. Worldwide
[9:58 PM] Faticate: JOIN CALL RN
[9:58 PM] Faticate: ,
[9:59 PM] Faticate: WHYS SGS BALLSACK SOUND EVIL
[17:25:09] xannie claus: i am losing faith brothers
[17:25:18] xannie claus: mish has not been seen in a millenia
[17:26:04] xannie claus: has he been consumed by thots? lost on a journey through time & space?
[17:26:18] xannie claus: rumors have begun to spread that the king is dead
[17:28:27] xannie claus: evil festers in the deep trenches of ladder, staring hungrily at the empty throne/ things look grim...
[17:28:30] xannie claus: mish mish

[21:35:07] xannie claus: calmer mish
[21:35:11] xannie claus: what did you do LOL
[21:36:09] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): flamed people on ladder
[21:38:48] xannie claus: doin the lords work??
[21:39:02] xannie claus: ofc the corrupt PS feds would crack down on our queen at any given reason
[21:39:13] xannie claus: smh
[21:39:15] xannie claus: mish mish.

[16:26:29] xannie claus: rudolph with that ass so tight [16:26:37] xannie claus: won't you ride my face tonight

[17:58:06] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): small gay lizard we're trying to spread the mish to more people this year
[17:58:58] small gay lizard: luring small impressionable minds to our cult sounds like a delightful endeavor

[19:45:17] zaaya '◡': dewgongs are a noble species, they would NEVER turn to cannibalism...
[19:45:23] zaaya '◡': under normal circumstances ...
[19:46:36] zaaya '◡': under the tyrannical grip of a conceited power hungry princess tho...maybe..
[11:43 AM] EmbC: why do ppl call me emb on smogon
[11:43 AM] EmbC: makes me feel like an embryo

[8:32 PM] EmbC: embc vs stax
[8:32 PM] EmbC: was terrible
[8:32 PM] EmbC: i'll never forget the day i made the love of my life hate me


[10:15 PM] EmbC: imagine croven winning a playoffs game

[7:46 PM] EmbC: i like how lilly talks about fucking me
[7:47 PM] EmbC: and antosha comes right away
[19:32:20] BlueSkiddoWeCanToo:that means mishi can both beat his meat and spank his monkey at the same time

[17:05:24] metacall: jahim
[17:05:28] metacall: if you are ever above me
[17:05:30] metacall: just know
[17:05:41] metacall: i will make tours with just me an some random idiot
[17:05:45] metacall: till i go above you again
[17:06:33] +xpatriette: that's what you've been doing
[17:06:38] +xpatriette: how do you think jahim got there

Kudakek: Am i allow3d to ghost
BlueSkiddo☼: Kudakek as if anyone wants your advice on a match

[8:14 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: say it with me folks
[8:14 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: F U L L Y A U T O M A T E D L U X U R Y G A Y S P A C E C O M M U N I S M

[2:13 PM] Majin Buuskiddo: im more and more convinced trump is just trying to kill off latinos and cubans with man made hurricanes

[3:36 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: any manager not planning on drafting xXxEdgeLord69xXx clearly doesn't understand the point of DPL

[18:29:01] %BlueSkiddoWeCanToo:is there some modchat form which is above autoconfirmed but below + which mutes idiots

[10:12 PM] Level 51: imagine clicking gravity as the landot, having expended its flyinium z, tries to
[10:12 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: tries to bounce on my boy's dick
[10:13 PM] Level 51: oh

[4:02 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: yo i really hope facebook becomes expensive af so it can die
[4:03 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: old people will be forced to communicate solely through words with friends pm's

[9:57 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: i've forgotten all my bad habits
[9:57 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: im wet, moldable clay
[9:57 PM] Eric | BlueSkiddo: mold me daddy
[18:11:00] chemcoop: I'm undefeated vs mishi in sm dou

[16:55:00] +chemcoop:tbh I think the "mish mish" cult has begun

[3:34 PM] mini-chem the SKIDDO: A portion of mish mish a day makes you :swole:

• chemcoop mishes loudly at bobochan
The Squash: mish!
• tfazumarill is impressed by the mishing
• chemcoop used Devastating Drake!
chemcoop: bobochan fainted!

[15:50:44] +chemcoop: Every day, over 100 Dewgongs are clubbed to death by evil Demantoids
[15:50:50] +chemcoop: Stop the slaughter
[15:51:09] +chemcoop: Call 1-800-LOL-MISH to find out how you can save these elite waters from extinction

[18:32:36] +chemcoop: It is a period of civil war. Rebel Mishiimonos, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Demantoid Empire.
[18:32:45] +chemcoop: During the battle, Mishi spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Dewgong Star, an armored space Pokémon with enough power to destroy an entire PS room.
[18:32:53] +chemcoop: Pursued by Demantoid's sinister agents, Princess Mishiimono races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to Showdown....

[22:07:33] chemcoop: dewgongs are a little too fatty for my taste

[14:15] dabs idiot named: feel dizzy
[14:15] dabs idiot named: legs sore
[14:15] chemcoop: knees weak
[14:15] chemcoop: arms are heavy
[14:15] chemcoop: vomit on mish's sweater already
[14:15] chemcoop: dewgong spaghetti
[14:17] chemcoop: on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop perish songs
[14:17] chemcoop: but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
[14:17] chemcoop: the whole crowd mishes so loud


Tier 4
Average Picks

[21:59:28] @ Checkmater: i already sell mishi sex
[21:59:31] @ Checkmater: my sway is greater than yours

[9:30 PM] Daddy1: is it gay to give yourself a blowjob if you can
[9:31 PM] Daddy1: it's the same as masturbation
[9:31 PM] Daddy1: only with your mouth
[9:32 PM] Checkmater: why would you touch ur dick with your hands
[9:32 PM] Checkmater: because it fucking feels good
[9:33 PM] Checkmater: i was saying
[9:34 PM] Checkmater: that sucking your own dick wouldn't be that weird
[9:34 PM] Daddy1: i agree
[9:34 PM] finally: if i could suck my own dick, i would

[6:51 PM] Checkmater: anyone else ktf when you have so much work on your plate that you just want to shoot croven

☆Checkmater: SWAGGER BAN IS A RUSE TO MAKE MY GOOD FUCKING
☆Checkmater: TAPU FINI RUSE SIDE SWAG STRATS
☆Checkmater: UNUSUABLE
☆Checkmater: THE COUNCIL
☆Checkmater: IS KEEPING ME DOWN
☆Checkmater: I REPEAT
☆Checkmater: THE COUNCIL IS KEEPING ME DOWN
☆Checkmater: OPEN YOUR EYES
☆Checkmater: im being rused send help
☆DerMagician: shhhh

[6:15 PM] Croven: checkmater plays by flipping coins
[6:15 PM] Checkmater: No croven
[6:16 PM] Checkmater: It's by checking how my dick twotches
[15:50:41] Yoda2798:#notmymishii

[17:52:41] Sinful Serenade: Wassup
[17:53:55] %Yoda2798: Up is a 2009 American 3D computer-animated comedy-drama adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures.
[17:54:35] Sinful Serenade: And you, sir or madam, have earned my respect :D
[17:55:30] %Yoda2798: :DDDDDDD
[17:55:53] • %Yoda2798 hides fact he's overjoyed someone liked on of his terrible jokes

[12:10:29] %Yoda2798: I was taken by mishiimono on a dark friday night
[12:10:34] %Yoda2798: oh wait you're on about usernames
[12:10:43] Yodel20856: mish mish
[12:10:56] #Level 51: can you imagine mishii taking someone while saying "mish mish"
[12:11:16] %Yoda2798: I hear it's not gay if you whisper "mish mish" in their ear first

[15:01:55] Yoda2798: how can mishiimono be so good at doubles
[13:49:26] @ Matame: Yoda2798 wanna date
[13:49:36] %Paraplegic: n yoda is mine
[13:49:50] %Paraplegic: his accent makes my heart melt
[13:49:59] %Paraplegic: and my balls swell

[18:17:31] N1n1:dont speak of articblast in negative ways. i'll fuck ur ass
[18:31:39] Paraplegic★:n1n1 is my idol, Id be honored to get fucked in the ass by him tbh

[20:31:16] Rozas: what if there were lowercase numbers
[20:40:08] Papaplegic: What if people didnt ask the dumbest shit

[21:07:04] @ lilly kuro: i LOVE folrist
[21:07:11] @ lilly kuro: florist
[21:07:15] %Paraplegic★: Isn't he from new Zealand?
[21:07:16] @ lilly kuro: no
[21:07:30] %Paraplegic★: oh he is Australian
[21:07:38] %Paraplegic★: Explains why he's so handsome

[7:14 PM] Paraplegic: There is no such thing as a cute asian :/
[9:01 AM] KyleCole: Luna got my wand when I went to Harry Potter world ayy

[9:04 PM] KyleCole: Most of my vids are on pr0n sites already so that’s fine
[9:04 PM] KyleCole: Only need one hand to click ads

[8:16 PM] KyleCole: I think all teachers should be able to bring Snorlax into the classroom
[4:21 PM] Not Nido-Rus: Mish mish bells, mish mish bells, mish mish all the way Oh, what fun it is to mish in a one mish open sleigh Mishing through the snow On a one mish open sleigh O'er the fields we go Mishing all the way

[4:44 PM] Nido-Rus: Yeah the climax was SOGOOD
[17:26:56] Frania: we should just ban stupid people
[17:26:59] Frania: from voting

☆Frania: i hope i didnt offend you
☆papai noel: nah you didn't
☆papai noel: just hope you die in a car crash lol

★Frania: wonder how your team pairs up
★Frania: vs regular teams
★Guantonomo Gucci: same
★Frania: like
★Frania: why would you ever run that
★Frania: sigh
★Guantonomo Gucci: LOL
★Frania: but i gues it worked out for you once
★Guantonomo Gucci: guess so buddy
★Frania: good fucking job
Frania forfeited.
★Guantonomo Gucci: thanks man

[12:49 PM] yuicchii: camel is too mainstream i want something kinky
[12:49 PM] frania snowflake: mega maw is sex
[18:18] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: ah cool
[18:18] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: También los adquirí, pero no puedo votar porque tengo muchas batallas
[18:19] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: sorry is spanish
[18:19] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: I also adquired them, but I can not vote because I have many battle
[18:19] zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: this is english

[20:02:31] zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: gl in your battle with marili
[20:02:36] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿):ty
[20:02:37] zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: invite me
[20:02:45] zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: for the battle
[20:02:51] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿):I'll try to remeber
[20:03:49] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿):but if you join smogtours it shows up in the chat automatically
[20:04:09] zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: I am the one who is waiting

[18:21] zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: hehe just play for fun in this suspect altough i like the band deoxys

AuraRayquaza: rocks are sogood
zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: AuraRayquaza rt
zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: affects the psychological part of the game
zikam(°_°)®~✿愛:and represses you of changes

[18:58:14] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: Mishiimono is my daddy [18:58:20] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: hi daddy

[20:25:20] zikam(°_°)®~✿愛: i am lose

zikam(°_°)®~✿愛 joined.
☆Mishiimono: D:

• zikam(°_°)®~✿愛 Kicks zikam

[17:45:47] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: frania Kiss me pls
[17:46:12] KawaiiZone: Zikam Kiss me pls
[17:47:51] • zikam(°°)®~✿愛 Kiss the waifu KawaiiZone deeply

[13:45:55] zikam: lilly kuro Pls Hugs me
[13:46:02] zikam: :^]

[20:14:47] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: xpatriette let's go have a coffee that left me tense
[20:15:06] zikam(°°)®~✿愛: Sigh

[22:23:40] zikam: Give me invite in your battle
[22:23:53] DLT Dewgong Killer: I'm not in a battle
[22:23:57] zikam: ah
[22:24:13] zikam: i think tht you are in a battle


Tier 5
Players to avoid

[02:22] @ floristthebudew: izana is life izana is love
[18:21:02] derivations: who cares if people have guns
[18:21:17] derivations: why dont they just continue the school day when a couple of kids get shot

[18:46:53] derivations:because who the fuck needs more than 8 songs

[18:50:25] derivations:can we be real here and say that pretty much every song is screaming

[19:43] derivations:ive never played with power construct but it doesnt seem so bad

[20:19:22] derivations: retarded?
[20:19:27] derivations: hey i came in at the right time
[19:06:28] +xpatriette: yes choice band
[19:06:34] +xpatriette: gyro ball power whip knock off explosion
[19:06:42] +xpatriette: it's so good
[19:06:48] +xpatriette: no one expects ferro to taunt

[18:10:39] +xpatriette:although i think latias can be a more defensive version of zapdos

[20:01:17] +xpatriette♛:let's unban mage to check marsh and cube
[18:21:27] Hydra Dominatus: Wuts dis
[18:21:37] dinosaur nugget: best room
[18:21:54] Hydra Dominatus: Sorry, but not staying in a room where Aura is voice.

[20:51:36] +Hydra Dominatus:tbh, I just know DLT is a clan or something

[8:52 AM] Hydra Dominatus: lol, wtf happened at PS anyway?
[8:52 AM] Hydra Dominatus: AIDS overdose?
[8:53 AM] Hydra Dominatus: They forgot to pay the server because of spending all the money in (BAN ME PLEASE)s and mental health meds?
[8:59 AM] Hydra Dominatus: (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE)

[9:13 AM] Hydra Dominatus: If there's grass on the field and the girl, is willing, do it.
[11:25 AM] Memoric17: mtar's actually sogood
[11:26 AM] Memoric17: that's a fetish i can respect

[6:01 PM] Memoric17: I AM A LOLI

[22:16:39] #memoric: only time will tell when aura will want inciniroar banned
[7:17 PM] Daddy Marsh: If lax zyg and scrafty werent things
[7:17 PM] Daddy Marsh: Sm would be sogood

[20:47:58] %AuraRayquaza: yeah i lost vs gx in dlt
[20:48:05] %AuraRayquaza: i was mad for the next 2 days
[20:48:13] %AuraRayquaza: because he tagged me a mew mewd me


[19:12:08] %AuraRayquaza: how do you get people from the spanish room
[19:12:23] %AuraRayquaza: to stop licking your ass

[6:09 PM] AuraRayquaza: I wouldnt wish being friends with zikam
[6:09 PM] AuraRayquaza: On my worst enemy

[6:17 PM] [LOKB] Level 51: no its just malamar
[6:17 PM] [LOKB] Level 51: z-happy hour
[6:17 PM] blarajan: oh.
[6:17 PM] blarajan: i don't appreciate that existing
[6:18 PM] AuraRayquaza: Neither does marilli

[7:51 PM] AuraRayquaza: i imagine mishing in an english accent
[7:51 PM] AuraRayquaza: Sounds sogood

[3:09 PM] AuraRayquaza: And i use my phone for discord even when im on my comp

[6:23 PM] AuraRayquaza: Free marsh
[6:23 PM] AuraRayquaza: Ban roar suicune

[8:51 PM] AuraRayquaza: sm is dumb scrafty kyub zygarde incin are mistakes

[10:02 PM] AuraRayquaza: If anyones thinking of playing bw and wants some games hmu
[10:02 PM] Jhon~✿: hmu
[10:03 PM] AuraRayquaza: Im just about to go to bed now :I
[20:39:12] rey rizzo: oh god
[20:39:59] rey rizzo: there is a friend you remember when our lives were douber, I was literally one of the breeders or patriots of the way douber is used
[20:40:16] Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): that's nice
[20:41:30] rey rizzo: with donaehu, anthony begyn always so crazy, he never said anything, or icing caterpie, doerre kong, but I miss him, but I leave him for something good

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7doublesou-675643268

[20:20:49] rey rizzo: although I know that I have faced against the best of doubles like yellow paint, demantoid, icing caterpie, donaehu, anthony begyn, the cheesen one, Grand Mouzze that was once top 1 of douber, but when I saw him I defeated 2 times in a row in less than 15 turns

sir-monytor joined
[20:14:52] Z Strats: HES IN
[20:15:09] sir-monytor: hi,hi
[20:15:27] sir-monytor: :o
[20:15:29] %daawesomedude1 (: it's not a dream %daawesomedude1 ( and +AuraRayquaza left

[16:39:49] sir-monytor: there are always so few people
[17:39:16] sir-monytor: this room is emptier than the mind of a newborn baby with deafness, unable to speak, or see

[22:36:54] %Watchog: daawesomedude1 also wants to have a pm discussion with you sir-monytor
[22:37:04] %daawesomedude1 (: i'm bad
[22:37:05] %Watchog: you should get on that
[22:37:17] sir-monytor: i am bad
[22:37:31] %Watchog: u can talk about being bad together sir-monytor
[22:37:33] %Watchog: just send him a pm
[22:37:35] %Watchog: dont be nervvous
[22:37:36] %daawesomedude1 (: i mean i'm good
 
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GenOne

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Initial thoughts / rankings on the draft. Just to spark conversation though - it's anyone's guess at this point on who will / won't do well : )

1) Hoenn Heroes

Solid lineup overall, I think. Demantoid, SMB, and Z Strats are as skilled at building as they are at playing. I expect Nido-Rus to contribute some interesting/innovative team ideas to a lineup that already isn't shy from wild builds. AuraRayquaza's a consistent af battler, and honestly there isn't anyone in this team's lineup that I wouldn't take seriously.

I _think_ this team will fare okay for DUU, but I don't know the tier well enough to comment.

My gut says that this team's XY and BW abilities will be average, but again it's hard for me to say.

2) Hungry Hungry Hippowdons

Croven's been playing really consistently as of late and will likely be a potent threat, although we have yet to see how he fares without qsns building for him in the background. Memoric's an all-around solid player that knows all of the tiers pretty well. There's a couple sleeper picks in this team like Vallex and Paraplegic, and again, I'd take all of the players on this team seriously if I was matched up against them.

3) Mossdeep City Space Jams

Some really solid picks on this team, like EmbCPT, Biosci and Nvakna. Frania for 3K was an absolute steal, I don't care what people say about his performance in DPL3.

I do, however, feel like there are some strong personalities on this team that _could_ potentially clash, and I don't see anyone that stands out as a strong behind-the-scenes builder/supporter, while most other teams have this capability to some extent. I considered ranking this team #2 because of the heavy-hitters on the team, and might change my mind later, but I think it'll depend a lot on how well they work together. I also dunno how this team will fare in past gens and DUU.

4) Melemele Sea Mantines

My god, this will likely be one of the best teams for advanced preparation and I expect all of their EV spreads to be on point. talkingtree's probably one of the best team supporters you could recruit, and I hope to see him play some games as well. DaWoblefet is basically the talkingtree of VGC, so between the two of them this team has a solid AF backbone.

However, I don't know if I see anyone on this team that stands out as exceptional when it comes to tour results. I'm also curious to see who from this team ends up covering DUU and past gens.

5) Rustboro Baptist Church

I Am a Rookie and Level 51 will likely bring some interesting teams. Kaori being in the back to support the team will be beneficial too. That said, I don't expect any of the players on this team to perform poorly, per se, but I just don't see any stand-out advantages in terms of playing ability, teambuilding ability, or past-gen / DUU capacity.
 

Level 51

the orchestra plays the prettiest themes
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Hi everyone! Didn't get bought at the auction? No worries! I'm hosting a fantasy-style draft for DPL to help everyone keep up with the action this DPL! If everything pans out nicely, this should be Smogon's first-ever fully-automated fantasy draft, so you too can be a part of history! (If everything doesn't pan out nicely, well, at least I tried.)

There's a lot of room for malicious users to cheat on this fantasy draft, but I'd like to believe that no one would really stoop that low, since there aren't even any prizes for winning and no one will remember who won in like a month's time. If someone actually does, well, that would really say a lot about this community lol

How to participate:
  1. Head over to http://spo.ink/dpl4fantasy to access the template you'll be filling out.
  2. Make a copy of the spreadsheet and save it to your Google Drive. (File > Make a copy...)
  3. Only edit the cells contained within black borders (for example, for the initial draft only edit C5 to C16).
  4. Put together your draft! Make sure it's marked as valid by the built-in validity checker.
  5. Change the privacy settings on your form so that "Anyone with the link can view". See the FAQ if you're having trouble here.
  6. Go to http://spo.ink/dpl4fantasyform and submit your Smogon username and the form link. (It may take a while for your entry to appear on the leaderboard.)
  7. Each week, fill in the 12 cells on that week's part of the template to show who you're drafting for that week. (You don't have to submit your form again.)
  8. View the leaderboards at http://spo.ink/dpl4fantasyscores!
Rules:
  1. You're given 80,000 starting credits to buy up to a maximum of 12 players. You may not buy fewer than 8 players.
  2. Each week, you must roster your players into the 6 playing slots and 2 substitute slots, with the remaining players going under (benched).
  3. You may not roster a player into a tier they did not sign up for.
  4. After each week, including between the Draft and Week 1 you may trade exactly one player out of your line-up for a player of equal or lower value.
  5. Scoring:
    5.1. Each player gains a base 10 points for a win in a week.
    5.2. If the player wins in a tier other than the one you put them in, this is cut to 8 points instead.
    5.3. If the player wins but you put them as a substitute for the week, this is cut to 4 points instead.
    5.4. "Streak points" are awarded: if you placed the player in a non-bench position and they won last week, you'll gain a bonus +2 points if they win again this week, another +4 points if they win again next week, and so on. For example, a player who goes 5-0 will gain you 20 bonus points if you had them on your lineup all five weeks.
FAQ:
Q:
How do I change my sheet's privacy settings so that "Anyone with the link can view" it?
A: On desktop, go to the top-right corner of the screen and click "SHARE". Then, click "Get shareable link". Your spreadsheet will automatically be set so anyone with the link can view it

Q: I submitted my form but it's not appearing!
A: This sheet uses the notoriously slow IMPORTRANGE() function to collect data from different spreadsheets. It'll probably take a while to load your entry.

Q: How does trading work? Can I trade for a player and bench the new player?
A: The spreadsheet implicitly recognizes trading. Simply include the new player in your line-up in place of the old player. You may bench the new player if you like.

Q: What's stopping me from cheating and changing my picks mid-week?
A: You're really going to cheat on a fantasy draft? lmao

Q: How does the spreadsheet setup work?
A: DM me on Discord if you're interested in how this is set up and I'll let you know how I did it!
 
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DPL 4 Power Rankings:

1. Rustboro Baptist Church (avg manager ranking 1.4)

n10sit's novel
mizu: This team has the highest ceiling out of any and depends entirely on activity from rookie and lunar, with a solid sm core, and a more than solid uu players I think this team will go far and compete for the top spot without much question, but if the former go inactive they'll have issues. The one thing that could be said about this team is that sam paid too much for lunar and hurt himself later in the auction but he still turned out fine.

marilli: rookie / lunar / sam / l51 is a very strong core who will stay active and is capable of supporting the other players. Mishimono's been on-and-off, but when Princess Mishiimono is on her game no one can stop her nefarious schemes. They have some non-DOU mains such as Finch / TIN / Void but they are strong players with great fundamentals and are eager to prove themselves.

Arctic: Yeah they're tied with Mantines. Pretty much the same deal here, except with more experience. Good to see Lunar finally get the recognition he deserves! I'd put this team higher than Mantines, but I think there's a key difference: Mizu's team has the ability to steal the season, but it could also end up with a mediocre 3-2 or 2-3. I expect Church to go 4-1, and that's a much more reliable 4-1. My only concern is the lack of an obvious BW player. Win condition: do exactly what you'd expect these players to do: be consistent. The 3K players can absolutely perform above expectations to take some upset wins, but keep the core of the team in play and watch it win.

miltankmilk: Very strong core of new gen players with Chase, Lunar, Sam, 51 with a few cheerleaders. TIN has looked good in games I’ve seen tho, top heavy team for sure but could work well.

2. Hungry Hungry Hippowdons (avg manager score 2.6)

n10sit
mizu: Started the draft nice and sort of fell off toward the end, solid playing core of croven, connor and memo will prove to be difficult to face every week but on paper it looks like the hippos didn't fill every tier.
marilli: a well balanced draft with strong high-end talent and support. Croven / milk / memo is a strong core, and the rest of the roster are full of more low-key names who are very willing to prove themselves. I expect some great things from the team because I have no doubts some of these players have real potential to pop off.

Arctic: There's a lot of talent here, but there's also a few concerns. Dad1 has been having issues shaking off the rust, Croven's teambuilding isn't exactly renowned, and there are a few players who are simply unknowns. This roster needs to stay focused or it won't get far. Win condition: make sure each player is doing what they do best. Let Psynergy build and Croven play, for example.

Kaori: Roster has the potential to either really go off or fall completely flat and I don't think there's a ton of middle ground. If milk can give fluttershy some good teams that slot is absolute danger, but Dad1's activity and Memoric's past 2 DPL runs are questionable. Croven will absolutely play the most games on Monday out of anyone in the tournament

3. Mossdeep City Space Jams (avg manager score 2.8)

n10sit
mizu: You can't really knock having both emb and biosci, even with paying and arm and a leg for the pair of them marilli managed to come away with a good draft thanks to the couple of steals he got in vgc players. The only question on this roster is who plays the other tiers and will they know them well enough to do well, i'm sure they will but it's still a question that has to be asked.
arctic: there are several big names here (including EmbC, the biggest buy of the draft), but I'm not seeing any obvious player synergy. There are also a couple players who I don't believe are conducive to a great team atmosphere, potentially bringing down the spirits of everyone else. This is a roster that could go 5-0 or 0-5. I still think this team is go
Kaori: The epitome of a boom-or-bust team, this squad definitely has the highest ceiling of the teams but if the chemistry issues arise and perennial hibernators Biosci/Totem/nvakna disappear the group will be hard pressed to find wins. Nat and chemcoop round out the team as cheerleaders extraordinaire and will hopefully contribute to keeping parts of the team from clashing.
miltankmilk: Possible frania timebomb and year since he played totem but Edu, Bio and nvakna/emiforbes are good buys and they’ll be in the running to win any week with those 4 alone.


4. Hoenn Heroes (avg manager score 3.6)

mizu: Truthfully Heroes and the Hippos can be interchangeable on my ranks but the playing core of demantoid, smb and auraray isn't to be slept on. With the building power of nido (one of the best builders in the tier imo) and the uu knowledge that deman and n10 have this team can very well be the surprise of DPL.
marilli: This draft reall has no weak teams. Grats for everyone for not pulling an incompetent draft plan. Demantoid, SMB, Aurarayquaza is a strong core that can carry the team. Nido-rus is a pretty quirky teambuilder support, but I'm not a firm believer yet. Mint, z strats, pigeons, and the rest of the roster will have to fill the other 2 starting spots, however, meaning that somebody must step on to the plate. While they are skilled players with promise, the pressure of having to step up //now// can be tough, which could make the season rough if they do not find a reliable way to fill those starting position.

arctic: this team is basically just TF. They're one big happy family, but apart from the big 3 of Demantoid / SMB / Aurarayquaza, I don't see much star power. There are a ton of rookies here, and I'd love to see them do well, but they might not be able to do that alone. Win condition: Let the strong players do their thing, and support the weaker players.
kaori: I think thi team started off really well with their high price picks but I don't have nearly as much faith in their bench picks. 4 wins is enough to win a week though, so if the TF Takeover group can grab wins consistently, we won't be mishing them in the playoff picture.
miltankmilk: Demantoid and SMB are really top end talent and aray/nido have games where they look unbeatable but in a talent pool such as this that can often not be enough. A good team still, could win vs anyone.

4. Melemele Sea Mantines (avg manager score 3.6)

n10sit
marilli: Strong draft with lots of strong supporters in mizu and talkingtree, who are very capable players as well. On top of that, they have strong talent to back up the support in Tman, Dawoblefet, FV, TFC, etc. While some of these players are not big DOU names, they are talented players with strong fundamentals who have proven themselves in a doubles format. Pinoy and TFC are old guard who have proven themselves in the past working hard to adjust to the SM meta. I expect this team would be pretty strong despite its low rank.
arcticblast: There are a lot of big names on this team - pretty much every player is or has been at the top of DOU before (or has had good results elsewhere, or is tennisace), and a lot of these users are super nice. High skill + good personality is a recipe for success. Despite Mizu's early struggles in the draft, I think she ended up with the best roster. My only concern is that there are several players who don't main DOU, but I'm sure Mizu and tree can get them up to speed quickly. Win condition: use talkingtree and DaWoblefet's deep knowledge of the game to crank out masterpiece after masterpiece in the teambuilder, then use the strength of the players themselves to crush the opposition.
kaori: Despite being in last in my ranks I don't think this is a bad roster by any means. The noticeable separation between this team and the others is the lack of any SPL starters, or at least one that uses two Pokemon at once in SPL. Regardless, if the possible activity concerns of the VGC core of the team are alleviated this team could definitely be in playoffs.
miltankmilk: Hope tree is ready to build because half the team doesn't play DOU naturally. I do think there are some solid buys in here with Tman and DaWoblefet but there's a lot of risk here with not a lot of backup plan


6. Santalune Storms (avg manager score 4)

n10sit
mizu: Will stax do well after being tilted by spl? Will qsns be active and play? Although both the answers are yes the questions still need to be asked.
marilli: A strong draft despite what one could say are 2 big overpays in Arctic and YP. They are still capable players. Arctic unites the brushies squad with Check and Hashtag, which is a very arcticblast move. stax and qsns provide strong support. laptops / genone are good friends and will likely add a lot to the atmosphere on top of pulling some Ws.
kaori:
Much better looking on paper and half the size of the Storms of yesteryear, this time around Arcticblast opted to purchase himself and plenty of other DOU fossils like Checkmater/Yoda/Hashtag. If the League of Legends core here spends more time playing Pokemon than League they should be strong.
miltankmilk: Stax for 17 is a great buy while arctic for 13 isn’t. qsns/laptops/genone should be a creative core but I don’t think the playing talent is there on the backend.


somethings to note: no team averaged worse than a 4 which says how split managers were generally. I speak for all of us when we say we don't think there was any bad draft and any team can win a given week. We'll just have to see how it plays out!
 
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Level 51

the orchestra plays the prettiest themes
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In order to get my mind off that unfortunate game I wrote an entire mini puzzle hunt based on my team.

First person to send me all six regular puzzle answers and the metapuzzle answer wins a custom role on the DOU Discord as well as, after DPL, every team that I build during DPL, including EV spreads.

Gyarados loves water in all its forms, and would never think of putting anything before it.
  • Poorly-contested kind of race (2~3)
  • Search engine (2~0)
  • Stage of life after adolescence (5~1)
  • Untruth or lie (5~1)
  • Time at which an event commences, especially a military operation (3~2)
  • Booby-trapped variant of cushion (1~3)
  • Ring-shaped toy spun around the body (4~1)
  • Artist of Ice Angel, Salvation, LegenD, etc. (1~0)
  • Lower Manhattan neighborhood (1~0)
Naganadel seems to come from another dimension, but we've only ever got bits and pieces of information from within it.



Gardevoir's rather painful singing is probably better seen than heard.
  • I can assure you that it was completely a mistake that I modified the pitch of the following notes. (1/10)
  • It was cool as ice and quick as silver the way you repeated those previous bars! (3/6)
  • I can play this musical instrument, but only softly. (1/5)
  • You don't have to fling derogatory insults at me to get me to play these two notes in one stroke! (2/4)
  • It sounded really exciting when you rapidly alternated between those two notes. (3/5)
  • The burst tire sounded a little off-pitch. (1/4)
  • I made the crucial mark on that petition, defining their ability to pitch it. (3/12)
Jynx has been dreaming of going on holiday for a while.
  • 1985 film featuring the song "Say You, Say Me"
  • Weather condition where snow severely reduces visibility
  • 2015 track by Post Malone
  • In visual design, the portion of a page left unmarked
  • Useless or troublesome possession that is expensive to maintain
Hydreigon's three heads can never seem to agree on anything.

Head 1: It's a common mathematical constant!
Head 2: No, it's like a currency symbol!
Head 3: No, it's like a set theory symbol!

Head 2: It's associated with correctness!
Head 1: No, it's associated with time complexity!
Head 3: No, it's associated with nothing!

Head 3: It's the sound in symbol!
Head 2: No, it's the sound in wash!
Head 1: No, it's the sound in king!

Head 3: It's me!
Head 1: No, it's an element!
Head 2: No, it's imaginary!

Head 2: It's a drink usually served hot!
Head 3: No, it's a piece of golf equipment!
Head 1: No, it's a light afternoon snack!

Head 1: It's a number!
Head 3: No, it's a variable!
Head 2: No, it's an unknown!
Escavalier's used to being called out on forums—he is, after all, a white knight, and his opponents always act the same way.

Kind of unfortunate that I ended up in the 0-2 category because of that match, but maybe my stars will align another time.

Errata:
1817 UTC: edited fifth image in Naganadel
1825 UTC: added "common" to first line of first clue of Hydreigon
1832 UTC: added "like" to second and third lines of first clue of Hydreigon
1913 UTC: changed 7th line of Gyarados to say "(4~1)"; changed 1st line of Gardevoir to say "(1/10)" and 5th line to say "(3/5)"
0131 UTC: changed 2nd line of 3rd clue of Hydreigon to "wash" to avoid ambiguity
0727 UTC: switched Jynx and Hydreigon positions
0832 UTC: edited Escavalier flavor text
 
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Art by shaian
Welcome to the Anime Viability Ranking project, where we rank the viability of cartoons from Japan. This thread will proceed a little differently from the last one: the floor will always be open to discussion, and after a period of time (probably every 2 weeks), the viability rankings council will vote on any of the Anime being discussed and post the results and reasoning here. An anime moving from UR to Ranked must receive both a majority and at least 3 votes of "yes" in order to be Ranked. The rankings and tier descriptions have been assigned to better each anime'ts state within the metagame.

>>VR Council<<

shaian
Jhon
Elise
laptops
>>Tier 1<<


3-gatsu no Lion
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Hidamari Sketch
K-On!
Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Non Non Biyori
Ping Pong the Animation
Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou (Girl's Last Tour)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)

>>Tier 1.5<<

Cardcaptor Sakura
Cowboy Bebop
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Lovely★Complex
Monogatari series
Mononoke Hime
Samurai Champloo
Uchouten Kazoku (The Eccentric Family)

>>Tier 2<<

Boku no Hero Academia
Chihayafuru
Clannad
FLCL
Flip Flappers
Haikyuu!!
Mushishi
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu
Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita (Humanity Has Declined)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Kemono Friends
Kino no Tabi: The Beautiful World (2003)
Made in Abyss
Nana
Nichijou
Princess Tutu
Spirited Away
Steins;Gate
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Yuru Camp△

>>Tier 2.5<<

Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai. (The Flower We Saw That Day)
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu (Assassination Classroom)
Code Geass
Gatchaman Crowds
Kimi no Na wa. (Your Name)
Lucky★Star
Senki Zesshou Symphogear

>>Tier 3<<

Angel Beats!
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
Dragon Ball
Naruto
Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? (Is the order a rabbit?)
Kill la Kill
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
Love Live! School Idol Project
Mob Psycho 100
New Game!
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the NHK)
One Punch Man
Rolling★Girls
Shokugeki no Souma (Food Wars)
Space★Dandy
Toradora!
Yuri!! on Ice

>>Tier 4<<

Boku dake ga Inai Machi (Erased)
Eureka Seven
Fate/Zero
Inferno Cop
Keijo!!!!!!!
Little Witch Academia (TV)
Mirai Nikki (Future Diary)
No Game No Life
Shinsekai yori (From the New World)

>>Tier 5<<

Bleach
Citrus
Elfen Lied
Ergo Proxy
Guilty Crown
Sword Art Online
Dad1's taste


>>Tier 6<<

Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice)
AuraRayquaza's taste
Thank you for shitting on Sword Art like it out to be
 

Darkinium

the mighty nuaguunibi
[21:37] +The Squash: if you want an easy way to farm likes just post mishi memes in the DPl thread
[21:37] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): true

[19:37:40] Mishiimono²: dewgongs still have a lot of life left
[19:37:45] Mishiimono²: thye are very strong creatures
[19:37:55] Mishiimono²: usually living centuries
[19:38:01] Dewgong Killer: But they're fat
[19:38:16] Mishiimono²: ah
[19:38:21] Mishiimono²: at first glance it may seem
[19:38:27] Mishiimono²: but when they flex
[19:38:34] Mishiimono²: you can see they have lots of muscle

[15:39] @ chemcoop: Demantoid thoughts on the following statement:
[15:39] @ chemcoop: If natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species then Princess Mishiimono is clearly going to be the first to go.
[15:39] %Demantoid: sogood
[15:39] @ chemcoop: agreed
[15:39] %Demantoid: very truthful

[21:02] +The Squash: we must all beware of princess mishimono's honeyed words. while they may promise to fulfill our heart's every desire, they are nothing but lies and deception designed to trick weak-minded individuals into joining her deadly cult

[16:27:19] %soLerme: the more you mish, the more you'll mish

[21:46] DLT Dewgong Killer: princess bishiimono
[21:46] DLT Dewgong Killer: she has thicc thighs according to princess mishiimono
[21:47] Darkinium: mhm

[20:49] @ chemcoop: you know what else is mediocre in vgc
[20:49] @ chemcoop: dewgong
[20:49] Darkinium: said no one ever

[21:26] @ chemcoop: DLT Dewgong Killer where is DLT Dewgong
[21:26] DLT Dewgong Killer: dead.

[23:25] +average fella: virgin vivillon is up with threats like entei after burn nerf and blissey without gengar being top 5 in usage. as opposed to the chad venomoth, topping even metagame mainstays as Dewgong The Misher

[20:17] @ chemcoop: Every sane person who has passed the age of six realizes that Princess Mishiimono has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils.
[20:17] DLT Dewgong Killer: very true chemcoop
[20:17] DLT Dewgong Killer: very sensitive nostrils

• DLT Dewgong Killer kicks dlt dewgong in her chubby face causing her to jiggle uncontrollably
• DLT Dewgong Killer kicks dlt dewgong in her chubby face again causing her to jiggle uncontrollably

[15:44] Darkinium: (⊙﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏⊙✿)
[15:51] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): thicc

[16:37] D3MANT01D(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): • DLT Dewgong Killer kicks dlt dewgong in her chubby face causing her to jiggle uncontrollably • DLT Dewgong Killer kicks dlt dewgong in her chubby face again causing her to jiggle uncontrollably
[16:38] B0E: no sex roleplay

[12:21] Darkinium: dewgongs are quite intelligent creatures
[12:21] Darkinium: their seemingly random barks actually have quite deep meaning to them
[12:22] Darkinium: upon their evening meals they settle into their icy caves
[12:22] Darkinium: and binge watch rick and morty

[19:22] +Darkinium: mish - Mishiimono is so hazardous
[19:23] %jmal98: mishiimono = stealth rock
[19:23] +Darkinium: which dewgong is weak to :thinking:
[19:23] %jmal98: we need a new entry hazard
[19:24] %jmal98: that's just a club
[19:24] %jmal98: that hit each pokemon as they switch in
[19:24] +Darkinium: OHKOs dewgong upon switch in
[19:24] %jmal98: ye

[22:08] QuAgMaN1468: whats with this mish stuff
[22:08] QuAgMaN1468: sounds like normie stuf
[22:10] +Darkinium: only those who have viewed mishard and mortimish have the iq to comprehend

[17:58:58] small gay lizard: luring small impressionable minds to our cult sounds like a delightful endeavor

★Mishiimono: i have a society
★Mishiimono: mishi society is the way of the future

[10:40] +Darkinium: thicc mimi set?
[10:40] +Darkinium: curse pain split wisp play rough?
[10:41] +Mishiimono: nah fuck that set
[10:41] %tfazumarill: that one is fast actually lol
[10:41] +Darkinium: oh mish
[10:41] %tfazumarill: gotta sub on slow stuff
[10:42] %tfazumarill: so mimi goes running everyday and hates it
[10:42] %tfazumarill: hence curse
[10:42] +Mishiimono: some mimis try to bulk up on mcdonalds
[10:42] +Mishiimono: get fat
[10:42] +Mishiimono: people hate the fit mimis more tho
[10:43] +Darkinium: BU not in top 20 moves :l
[10:43] +Darkinium: mcdonalds is slowly dying out
[10:43] +Mishiimono: good

%Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): mish
Z Strats joined.
• %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿) kicks z strats in the face
Z Strats: :I
Z Strats: [19:19:14] %daawesomedude1 (: the true terror isn't princess mishimono
Z Strats: [19:19:16] %daawesomedude1 (: it is demantoid

[19:32] @ chemcoop: what to heck
[19:33] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): watch you language chemcoop
[19:33] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): didn't you say you went to catholic school >:I
[19:34] %jmal98: ban chemcoop pls
[19:36] @ chemcoop: :I
[19:37] @ Hulavuta: ahahahaha
[19:37] @ Hulavuta: beat his ass with a ruler Demantoid
[19:37] @ Hulavuta: until he learns to write with his right hand :rage:
[19:37] %jmal98: !dt thick club
[19:37] %jmal98: use this
[19:38] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): mish
[19:38] @ Hulavuta: i was using that to beat up dewgongs
[19:38] %jmal98: it's demantoids weapon of choice
[19:40] %jmal98: can we change the description to say "if held by demantoid, inflicts double damage to dewgong"
[19:40] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): I:
[19:40] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): *guaranteed ohko
[19:41] %jmal98: puts opponent to sleep
[19:41] %jmal98: permanently

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Battle between BS14 Big Ika and marvish started!
Degoodtoid: asdfghgfdsdfghjkjh
Degoodtoid: khyhvuyhk
☆marvish: Hello everyone
Degoodtoid: cvufkhyvkuyh
☆BS14 Big Ika: hi
Darkinium: same
chemcoop: Degoodtoid sobad
Degoodtoid: bhkjuvjuhk
Degoodtoid: dtcdcvytgvhv
Degoodtoid: iubghbghvhuhlvb
Degoodtoid: ujhkyvubadbochandrcjg
nintendogeniuses: lol
Degoodtoid: sxdbadbochanyukhvyhvj
Degoodtoid: trdccfbadbochanujvfhyv
☆marvish: who r ur?
Degoodtoid: fujvfyukyfbadbochandddtrgfd
Degoodtoid: mishbadbochanmish
Degoodtoid: ssxhbadbochanztjxxmishgtxf

chemcoop: Im so aroused by Demantoid

[16:46] Dewgongium: gucci gong

(PU Seasonal Match)
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chemcoop: get mished
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(Battle Spot room)
[14:09] %Megazard: hey chemcoop dont mish my community tyvm
[14:09] @ chemcoop: get mished

(PU Ladder)
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Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): mish mish
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chemcoop: mish
chemcoop: inferior dewgong spotted
jmal98: opp has lapras instead of degong
jmal98: ez win
☆Gonginium: nuag nuag
Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): nuag
☆Nintendostar: still new to PU
☆Nintendostar: so i kinda suck

(Battle Spot room)
[21:47] Gonginium: kinda feel bad for my opp lol
[21:48] %jmal98: ye
[21:48] Gonginium: they're new to pu and we're bombarding them with "nuag"s and "mish"s lol

• Doctor Demantoid is here to cure the princess mishiimono cancer

[21:54] +The Squash: Doctor Demantoid are you a certified doctor?
[21:55] Doctor Demantoid: yes
[21:55] %jmal98: phd from smogon university
[21:55] +The Squash: what would you recommend to someone with a bad case of dewgongs?
[21:59] Doctor Demantoid: I would recommend a healthy diet of dewgong the squash
[21:59] Doctor Demantoid: along with mishing
[21:59] +The Squash: thank you doctor
[21:59] +The Squash: I'll get on that right away
[21:59] %jmal98: doctor demantoid do you eat the meat raw?
[22:00] Doctor Demantoid: sometimes
[22:00] @ Lego (^: Doctor Demantoid do you know where I could find the AMPS founder?
[22:00] Doctor Demantoid: only dewgongs fed on a diet of pure mcdonalds can be eaten raw though
[22:01] Doctor Demantoid: I am the founder of the APMS.
[22:01] %jmal98: yes ofc everyone knows to only buy mcdonalds fed dewogng
[22:02] Count Chemcoop: I am the chief mishlitary strategist for the APMS

[21:51] nuag(⊙﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): imagine bobo mastering something
[21:51] nuag(⊙﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): nuag
[21:51] @ bobochan: imagine demantoid winning DPL
[21:52] @ bobochan: o3o
[21:52] nuag(⊙﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): o3o

[22:45] Dewgongium: ☆Riccardi: bro
[22:45] Dewgongium: ☆Riccardi: if dewgong got a z move
[22:45] Dewgongium: ☆Riccardi: that be dope
[22:46] Dewgongium: ive been kinda salty but i gotta admit
[22:46] Dewgongium: opp has good taste

[20:16] Dewgongium: i just noticed
[20:16] Dewgongium: one of my friends' names actually has "mish" in it lol
[20:16] @ chemcoop: :I
[20:17] @ chemcoop: glad you realized that

[21:33] • %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿) kicks dad1 in the face
[21:34] @ bobochan: deviolentoid
[21:35] %GroudonEmpire: Demantoid u cant kick some1 when they dont know u kicked em
[21:36] %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿): they do know though

[21:39] • @ bobochan stabs demantoid with ice shard
[21:39] • %Demantoid(⊙﹏﹏﹏⊙✿) dodges
[21:40] @ bobochan: ice shard has 100% accuracy tho
[21:40] @ bobochan: nvm brightpowder
[21:40] %GroudonEmpire: minimize
[21:40] +pish: mished
[21:40] Dewgongium: Demantoid used Minimize!

[19:05] +Mishiimono: usually when i built
[19:05] +Mishiimono: i pick 6 mons in the top 10
[19:05] +Mishiimono: if im feeling innovative
[19:05] +Mishiimono: we move to top 25

[13:01] • uhohufriccinmoron you just got mished.
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