A year or so ago I lived in a house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. And anyone who’s ever been to the middle of bumfuck nowhere knows that bones can often be spotted around there, typically in woods, which is where I sourced mine
All of my bones are cruelty free, ethically sourced (found on the ground, not inside animals) and cool looking. Please, feel free to browse my humble collection
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I think this is a deer skull. It doesn’t seem to have eye sockets, which I think is pretty metal. It's also got its other antler snapped off, but I don't know where it is. I might duct tape a twig onto the stump so it doesn't feel bad about it
This is the first bone I found, still has most of its teeth which is pretty neat. Used to live in the wild but now sits on my shelf watching over me as I sleep. A cool dude with a lil bit of tooth infection but that’s ok because he has a good personality
When I first found this I lightly kicked it because I thought it was a deflated football. It’s hard to photograph but the spine’s still inside, which is pretty wild. We used to have a tortoise in our garden, but we had to put it in the woods because our dog kept trying to play with it
This is my cat, Luna. She has bones growing inside her
Comes with a free photo of my laminated floor, and a hand for scale. Found by the pile of rubble that was next to my house. I don't know what animal it came from, but considering the size of the Big Rib(?), I hope I never meet it
Could potentially be used as a bone sword
This was found on the same rubble pile as the Big Rib(?). My neighbours had a dog, so it’s probably a bone they gave to her then chucked away, but it’s mine now and that’s all that matters. No hand for scale, but it’s girthy. Might be from a cow
An antler my sister found behind my house in the middle of the night, when the power short circuited and we had to go outside to fix it. It lives with Jeremy, ULB and Big Rib(?) in my drawer, behind a spare bedsheet. Could've possibly come from the Antlered Skull, since they both have that cool bone ring around the base
That is my collection of bones. There may be larger and more impressive bone collections, but this one is mine and I intend to keep it that way. Unfortunately where I live current does not have adequate woods to generate bones, so my collection will likely never grow, but I am still proud of my bone collection. They're all funky little dudes
Feel free to ask me or my bones any questions. My bones may not be able to answer, but I’ll ask them anyways at the risk of looking like a lunatic
All of my bones are cruelty free, ethically sourced (found on the ground, not inside animals) and cool looking. Please, feel free to browse my humble collection
!!!
- All of my bones are animal bones
- I did actually find the majority of these in the middle of the woods - the ones I didn’t have their original location specified.
- I am not selling my bones
- I am not using my bones for nefarious deeds
- If you do not like looking at bones then why would you click on a thread that was titled “Bones I Found in the Woods”
- If you do not like looking at bones and did not read the title of this thread/are illiterate/wanted to see if this was a joke/etc, then do not open the spoilers. There are bones inside. You may, however, open the spoiler labelled “My Cat, Luna”, as that one shows my cat, Luna
- My cat, Luna, does have bones inside her (I think), so if you do not like looking at bones that are inside cats, please do not open the spoiler labelled “My Cat, Luna”
- I checked and I don’t think there are any rules about posting pictures of animal bones, but if you make one can you name it after me. Thanks (:
- I did actually find the majority of these in the middle of the woods - the ones I didn’t have their original location specified.
- I am not selling my bones
- I am not using my bones for nefarious deeds
- If you do not like looking at bones then why would you click on a thread that was titled “Bones I Found in the Woods”
- If you do not like looking at bones and did not read the title of this thread/are illiterate/wanted to see if this was a joke/etc, then do not open the spoilers. There are bones inside. You may, however, open the spoiler labelled “My Cat, Luna”, as that one shows my cat, Luna
- My cat, Luna, does have bones inside her (I think), so if you do not like looking at bones that are inside cats, please do not open the spoiler labelled “My Cat, Luna”
- I checked and I don’t think there are any rules about posting pictures of animal bones, but if you make one can you name it after me. Thanks (:
I think this is a deer skull. It doesn’t seem to have eye sockets, which I think is pretty metal. It's also got its other antler snapped off, but I don't know where it is. I might duct tape a twig onto the stump so it doesn't feel bad about it
This is the first bone I found, still has most of its teeth which is pretty neat. Used to live in the wild but now sits on my shelf watching over me as I sleep. A cool dude with a lil bit of tooth infection but that’s ok because he has a good personality
When I first found this I lightly kicked it because I thought it was a deflated football. It’s hard to photograph but the spine’s still inside, which is pretty wild. We used to have a tortoise in our garden, but we had to put it in the woods because our dog kept trying to play with it
This is my cat, Luna. She has bones growing inside her
Comes with a free photo of my laminated floor, and a hand for scale. Found by the pile of rubble that was next to my house. I don't know what animal it came from, but considering the size of the Big Rib(?), I hope I never meet it
Could potentially be used as a bone sword
This was found on the same rubble pile as the Big Rib(?). My neighbours had a dog, so it’s probably a bone they gave to her then chucked away, but it’s mine now and that’s all that matters. No hand for scale, but it’s girthy. Might be from a cow
This is Jeremy
I don’t know what Jeremy is, nor do I remember when he came to me. All that matters is that he was in the woods and now he’s in my room.
There were some mystery bits inside him when I turned him around. I think it’s dirt but it’s on the floor now so it’s not my problem anymore
I don’t know what Jeremy is, nor do I remember when he came to me. All that matters is that he was in the woods and now he’s in my room.
There were some mystery bits inside him when I turned him around. I think it’s dirt but it’s on the floor now so it’s not my problem anymore
An antler my sister found behind my house in the middle of the night, when the power short circuited and we had to go outside to fix it. It lives with Jeremy, ULB and Big Rib(?) in my drawer, behind a spare bedsheet. Could've possibly come from the Antlered Skull, since they both have that cool bone ring around the base
That is my collection of bones. There may be larger and more impressive bone collections, but this one is mine and I intend to keep it that way. Unfortunately where I live current does not have adequate woods to generate bones, so my collection will likely never grow, but I am still proud of my bone collection. They're all funky little dudes
Feel free to ask me or my bones any questions. My bones may not be able to answer, but I’ll ask them anyways at the risk of looking like a lunatic
