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[internet]

i canned comprehend this

 

[Staraptor Call]

internal canflict

 

[SMZ]

Cannibalism

 

[Cooper]

the best thing since canned bread

 

[cookie]

"so i says, so i says, that's not a chicken, that's a fucking EGG"

 

[Arcana XII]

"so i says, so i says, that's not a chicken, that's a fucking EGG"

"It's good to finally sit back and relax, I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off all day."
Ba-dum tschhh?

 

[No Luck Involved]

"It's your turn to pick up the soap..."

 

[Cooper]

rock out with your cocks out

 

[Mountain Dewgong]

"So... Johnny.. How ya gonna pick up that bird that smiled real pretty at you last night at the casino?"
"I'm just gonna wing it, boss"
"Yeh, yeh. You probably know breast, Johnny, you sleazy sunnovabitch"

 

[Bynine]

In the end, nobody got ahead.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Dr. Jones: Why did it it have to be chickens?

 

[Arcana XII]

"So... Johnny.. How ya gonna pick up that bird that smiled real pretty at you last night at the casino?"
"I'm just gonna wing it, boss"
"Yeh, yeh. You probably know breast, Johnny, you sleazy sunnovabitch"

I'm sure that if there were a Pultizer prize for epic posts, you'd have one.

 

[Trax]

babushkan

Way to use the exact same joke I did.

(for those who don't know, a babushka doll and a matryoshka doll are the same thing).

 

[Fatecrashers]

i hope the hens' night is more exciting than this

 

[sumginazu]

"Ay, check out the breasts on that one."

 

[mf]

four chickens in a sink

 

[mf]

does the caption have to be funny

 

[Terrador]

"If chickens had 4chan, this would be their /x/."

 

[Tobes]

"So did you stuff that chick last night?"

 

[verbatim]

"So... Sam... how in hell did you ever get the money to buy a hot tub?"
"Well, I just won big at the cock fights yesterday. Also, my wife got this job posing for some online sensation, I think they call it hentie."

 

[Shiny Mew2]

Four cocks in a pot.

 

[Fishy]

hahaha shut UP m0nkfish

dumpfish

"5 minutes on a boil and we're still white - you get what you pay for! BAHA."

 

[Dan Dan]

hot tub time machicken

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

Way to use the exact same joke I did.

(for those who don't know, a babushka doll and a matryoshka doll are the same thing).

i'm sorry!! i didn't know!

chicken broth

 

[Steeler]

...what?