Night Six concludes. All relevant actions are in.
The villagers set themselves to work. Newly-appointed Village Temple Organizer
Alice Kazumi comes up with visiting instructions for everyone.
"Who do we have left to clean, to add to our actual channel of 12 actual villagers?" she muses, and instructs three likely suspects to accompany her to the
Hwangnyong Temple.
Dear Alice Kazumi
You are a Crusader.
Alias: Dragonface Pipefish
Once upon a time, you were the army behind the Spanish Inquisition. Nowadays, sometimes people still feel like we need another crusade. Drain the swamp and all.
You will be informed of the ability/abilities used on that night by anyone in the same TEMPLE as you during that cycle. You will not be told aliasnames. This will only succeed if there are between 2 to 4 people visiting TEMPLE. You must be one of those people.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
Once inside the well-fortified
Hwangnyong Temple, she begins checking off its visitors on her list:
First, she finds the ever-helpful
Ullar, reporting as expected: a rogue.
Dear Ullar
You are Village Leader Ampharos.
Alias: Flame Hawkfish
Once upon a time, you led these villages. Often to destruction. Often by mislynching rogues…
Each night, you may send either “NX - Rogue PCTR” or “NX - Rogue Utility Players” to the host. Either the Proper Comedic Timing Relics or the Utility Players will be rogued. If the faction you rogued attempts to kill you, via any method except the vote, before the next night begins, you will secretly survive it, though everyone will think you have died. You will be flipped with a vanilla villager role PM (see second PM in this conversation). If you are killed by any other source, you will be flipped with your real role PM.
If you successfully rogue a faction, at any point in the game, you may return to the living by typing “!resurrect” in the game thread. You will revive and be moved back to the Living Players list, and regain usage of your ability. While you are pretending to be dead, you cannot speak to anyone about the game, and must ignore any DMs/communications about it.
If there is an empty ALIAS still alive at the time you revive, you can choose to resurrect into it instead of your original ALIAS.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
"You're good," she nods, and calls for the next likely-villagers.
The previously-written-off
Aura Guardian gets his chance for redemption, and presents himself also as expected: worst outcome guard.
Dear Aura Guardian
You are a Bamboozle Insurance Salesman.
Alias: Blue Mandarin
Once upon a time, I put you in a mafia game, and nobody understood your brilliance. I guess still, nobody wants to use you. But last game the inspectors had some unfortunate times in the temples, so you’re needed now more than ever.
Each night, you may send “NX - Insure ALIAS againsts bamboozles” to the host. ALIAS will be protected against the worst outcome of the temple they go into. If there is only one possible outcome, your action will fail. They will not be informed of this.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
Again, she nods approvingly, and waits for the fourth occupant. Except, the fourth never shows up!
"
sunny004? Who's missing?" she asks, wondering where their errant to-be-checked townie could be.
"
Dragonface Pipefish, Flame Hawkfish, and Blue Mandarin are in
Hwangnyong, as expected," reports
Midas Blenny, who has finally gained entry to his namesake, the
Temple of the Sun. He is thankfully protected against bamboozles by his fellow villager, AG!
Dear sunny004
You are The Ghost.
Alias: Midas Blenny
Once upon a time, you lived in a place called #fluodome, popping up in mafia games. But those IRC servers are gone. You used to be an inspector, but you ran into an unfortunate early-game temple accident…
Each night, you may send “NX - Haunt around TEMPLE” to the host. TEMPLE will be watched, and you will see everyone who visits successfully.
As you are already a ghost who died in a temple, you cannot be nightkilled by any targeted player actions, including a factional kill or poisoning. You can still die again to a temple (destruction, sealing, or RNG) or in the vote. Because you suicided into a temple as a cop, your vote counts for 0. You also do not count towards any number-based TEMPLE requirements or actions.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
They go to find the freshly-promoted Village Action Planner,
Galactikitty, in the also-fortified
St. Vitus Cathedral.
Dear Galactikitty
You are The Confederacy.
Alias: Pinnatus Batfish
Once upon a time, you embarrassed yourself fighting for “state’s rights.” AKA the ability to keep slaves. Now your inbred descendents refuse to accept you will never rise again.
Each night, beginning on N1 if you choose, you may send “NX - Refuse to let go of ALIAS’s past” to the host. ALIAS must be dead. ALIAS’s body will be looted by you and your inability to accept you existed for like 3 years. You will steal any item(s) that ALIAS died with.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
She had a thankless task of looting empty-handed bodies, but she eventually found
something. Still uncertain why she survived her unexpected trip to
The Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan, she at least made it out with a valuable item, and now chills with her fellow actual villagers.
pulsar512b is busy digging up dirt on the remaining temples.
Dear pulsar512b
You are the Two-Party System.
Alias: Neon Dottyback
Once upon a time… nah I don’t even have a justification for you, but the other villagers might find you suspicious if I don’t follow this format. You suck. You’re ruining this country.
Each night, you may send “NX - Dig up smear campaign dirt on TEMPLE1 and TEMPLE2” to the host. TEMPLE1 and TEMPLE2 will inform you of their exact entrance requirements, as well as their possible results, and the odds of getting each result if they are a probability temple.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
And
askaninjask is performing the most entertaining and active role of the game, keeping the parchment scrolls and weeds of
Pinnatus Batfish, Neon Dottyback, and Dusky Jawfish safe from the mafia thief roles that were never used once.
Dear askaninjask
You are a Secret Room Behind a Bookcase.
Alias: Dusky Jawfish
Once upon a time, rich people built you into their mansions. Along with other sneaky causeways and hidden chambers. Nobody really does this anymore, though…
You will safeguard the item(s) of anyone in the same TEMPLE as you. They cannot be stolen from.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
Somebody's got to do it.
With everything checking out at
St. Vitus, they move on to the unbreakable
Arch of Constantine, where notorious sickos
Redfin Wrasse and Green Chromis continue to plan out how to stealth-infect people with the bubonic plague and see what happens.
dak, the mastermind of the plot, takes the night off, curious about the full extent of his abilities.
Dear dak
You are The Beatles.
Alias: Redfin Wrasse
Once upon a time, girls everywhere fawned over you. Until you went on some drugs and sitar kicks and got sick of doing concerts. Better hope Yoko Ono isn’t in this game…
Each night, you may send “NX - Send John to ALIAS1, Paul to ALIAS2, George to ALIAS3, and Ringo to ALIAS4” to the host. ALIASES1-4 will receive their respective Beatle, who will accompany them in the vote the following day. If ALIASES1-4 vote the same ALIAS, their votes will count for double. They will be informed they have received a Beatle for the day. You may not target yourself.
If there are ever fewer than four other villagers while you are still alive, the record label will make some adjustments.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
Pidge, the plague himself, prepares to spread to his next target.
Dear des121/Pidge
You are the Bubonic Plague.
Alias: Green Chromis
Once upon a time, you did a number on Europe. Now, we have medicine, better hygiene, and fewer fleas. These things help.
Every other night, beginning on N1 if you choose, you may send “NX - Spread to ALIAS” to the host. ALIAS will be infected with the bubonic plague, and will die NX+1 unless they are cured. The cure can be administered during the day or night.
You know that the cure for you is to simply keep fleas away via an herb they don’t like, Rosemary. You are also aware that other cures exist, though they will not work on the bubonic plague. These items are accessible in certain temples.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
The villagers then check out the
Temple of Heaven, their first fortified safehouse. All as is expected with
Blazade, who is too lazy to ever hop in a pocket. SAD!
Dear Blazade
You are a Zune.
Alias: Longhorn Cowfish
Once upon a time, you weren’t even the first one on the playing field of portable music players. The iPod was, and people clowned on Microsoft for you. It’s funnier to make you the lesser relic tbh.
Each night, you may send either “NX - Hop in ALIAS’s pocket” OR “NX - Check ALIAS’s playlist” to the host.
For the former, you will accompany ALIAS to whatever temple they were going to, bypassing the entrance requirements yourself if they would have succeeded. You may not submit the below “NX - Visit TEMPLE” action if you do this, as you will be considered visiting the temple ALIAS chose. You must also submit a probability number between 1-100, in case they visit a probability temple, or be prepared to complete the day activity.
For the latter, you will track ALIAS to see what temple they went to. You will not accompany them into it, and must submit the below “NX - Visit TEMPLE” action to visit your own temple.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
He hangs out with the not-quite-clear-I-think-town-kinda-forgot-to-do-that
Lechen, who has been diligently reporting his results, when he obtains any.
Dear Lechen
You are A/S/L.
Alias: Silver Mono
Once upon a time, mad horny people on the Internet spammed you in chat rooms. Everywhere people were asking, trying to find gril. Unfortunately, most of the grills were lying about the A and S parts.
Each night, you may send “NX - Ask ALIAS for their A/S/L” to the host. ALIAS will be so disturbed by your persistent creeping that they will give up token information to avoid providing you with their actual A/S/L, in the hopes that this crumb makes you stop. You will learn what item they received, if any, from the TEMPLE they visited that night.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
Longhorn Cowfish and Silver Mono sit comfortably in their safe haven, hoping to gain even more parchment scrolls.
They come across their fearless leader out exploring alone, beyond the safety of the fortified temples, equipped with his DPV.
Bass decides he really wants yet another new posting restriction, and heads into the
Kizhi Pogost for the first time all game.
Dear Bass
You are Anubis.
Alias: Royal Gramma
Once upon a time, ancient Egyptians revered you and your fellow gods. They looked to you for comfort in death. Now, kids on the internet use you as an aesthetic.
Each night, you may send “NX - Commune with ALIAS in TEMPLE” to the host. If ALIAS is a dead Town Relic, and TEMPLE is the temple in which ALIAS died, or is the temple they last visited prior to their demise if they did not die in a temple, you will be given access to the #graveyard channel of the server for the next day cycle. Your access will be removed once the vote concludes and the night begins. During this time you may commune with the dead villagers, but you may not copy and paste logs to or from #graveyard.
If there are no dead villagers whose gravesites you have not communed with, you cannot use this ability. You can commune with each ALIAS once, though you can use the same TEMPLE as many times as there are villagers who died in it.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
It seems
Royal Gramma was quite loaded with items, as he lugs a large theft-proof Sarcophagus behind him! He was also about to run out of dead villagers to commune with. An impressive feat.
Next, the townspeople decide to check on the most villagery one amongst them, off turboing himself at the most dangerous temples.
Gmax approaches the
Temple of the Great Jaguar, wondering if he will also run into a jaguar while there.
Dear Gmax
You are a Very Vanilla Villager.
Alias: Wartskin Angler
Once upon a time, people tossed you into big mafias in droves. Just to take up space. Not to have fun or anything.
You, of course, have no night action. Why would you? You’re a vanilla. But, you’re VERY vanilla! Which means you are immune to dying to Temple RNG. While you can be killed by player actions such as temple destruction, you will never die to a temple result.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
Even if he did,
Wartskin Angler would not be mauled by it!
There are six people still missing, so the villagers head over to the ominous
Biete Amanuel to find out what is up. On their way there, they encounter three nefarious individuals, laughing it up.
"This place must be the best,"
realiti observes.
"Yeah, it's the most dangerous one,"
bluedoom agrees with a chuckle.
"It must be loaded!"
ElectricityCat cackles.
"Path 77, hold W, no stops, no pivot,"
realiti declares, and takes off running down path 77 with his teammates.
Unfortunately for our dear friends
Tassle Filefish, Snowflake Eel, and Moorish Idol, the pathways 61-100 of
Biete Amanuel were randed to the same fate.
The three comrades run to the end of path 77, where they find... the Ark of the Covenant?
"Sweet, this will totally save the game and wipe out like 15 villagers in one night!"
They reach out to open the Ark, only to be turned to salt for their blasphemy.
Dear realiti
You are a Get Back in the Kitchen Joke.
Alias: Tassle Filefish
Once upon a time, it was the 1950s, and a bunch of boomers grew up watching their dads act like their wives who kept everything in the household running were useless. Except their dads wouldn’t even know how to get their kids to school on time. Now, if you’re going to make a sexist joke, people expect something genuinely innovative.
Each night, you may use one of the Proper Comedic Timing Relics’ pooled abilities. As a team, you may assign a role to each member. Each role may only be used once a night. Any ability-checking abilities will receive the ability the mafia member performed that night.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
Your safeclaim is: Affording a House.
You are allied with the Proper Comedic Timing Relics. You win if the Town Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Proper Comedic Timing Relic is still alive.
Dear bluedoom
You are MLG Parody Sound Clips.
Alias: Snowflake Eel
Once upon a time, every YouTube comedy video featured the distorted sad violin, WOMBO COMBO, THAT AIN’T FALCO, the pleasured (?) screams of a woman. Now every video niche has its own distinct memes, clips, and soundbytes that parody YTers use. So you play your sadviolin.mp3 for yourself.
Each night, you may use one of the Proper Comedic Timing Relics’ pooled abilities. As a team, you may assign a role to each member. Each role may only be used once a night. Any ability-checking abilities will receive the ability the mafia member performed that night.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
Your safeclaim is: The Hapsburg Jaw.
You are allied with the Proper Comedic Timing Relics. You win if the Town Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Proper Comedic Timing Relic is still alive.
Dear ElectricityCat
You are the Stupid Husband and Nagging Wife Sitcom Leads.
Alias: Moorish Idol
Once upon a time, every domestic sitcom featured either an incompetent husband who somehow managed to remember to breath, a real shrew of a wife who never wanted him to have any fun, or, even better, both in one show. One of the two would be exasperated with the other, which was always played for laughs, setting up millions of Americans to find “being married to someone you don’t actually like” funny. Normalize showing healthy relationship dynamics on the television I’m begging.
Each night, you may use one of the Proper Comedic Timing Relics’ pooled abilities. As a team, you may assign a role to each member. Each role may only be used once a night. Any ability-checking abilities will receive the ability the mafia member performed that night.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
Your safeclaim is: a Good Star Wars Movie.
You are allied with the Proper Comedic Timing Relics. You win if the Town Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Proper Comedic Timing Relic is still alive.
You find a final document by the now-wiped
Proper Comedic Timing Relics, which you presume to be their team role PM. You go to look at it:
You'll never take us alive!
Two people are left standing in
Biete Amanuel. One, a disappointed and lonely
Duskfall98, who has very abruptly lost three possible strong male leads he could latch onto.
Dear internet/Duskfall98
You are The Love Interest.
Alias: Kaudern's Cardinal
Once upon a time, your only role was to make sad doe eyes at the dashing male lead who was almost certainly 10-20 years older than you. You would faint on a couch if your feeble mental state was attacked. And you had to be attractive at all times.
You already know where this is going. You will hook the night action(s) of everyone in a temple with you. They will be informed they spent all night locked in your steamy, fragile, feminine embrace. If someone else were to succeed at getting into TEMPLE when it has an entrance requirement, while you also choose to go to TEMPLE, you will successfully get in even if you didn’t otherwise pass the requirement, because you are clingy and cannot be alone.
Upgraded to: After successfully spending the night with your one true love, you have unlocked your full potential. Instead of choosing a TEMPLE yourself, you may send: “NX - Cozy on up to ALIAS” to the host. You will follow them into the TEMPLE they chose. The rest of your ability then functions as it does in your action paragraph, hooking everyone in TEMPLE and bypassing entrance requirements.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
Poor
Kaudern's Cardinal is left with only
LightWolf, who is even more disappointed at this outcome.
"No!" he cries in fury, "I was supposed to drag one of them to their RNG death!"
Dear LightWolf
You are a Savory Gelatinous Cube.
Alias: Maroon Clownfish
Once upon a time, boomers put everything into jello. Hot dogs, tuna, vegetables, fruits that didn’t go together. That’s probably what gave millennials autism and depression.
Each night, you may send “NX - Absorb ALIAS” to the host. ALIAS will be engulfed in a safe gelatin dish, preventing them from being targeted with any abilities or kills. They will also be unable to perform an action. This will apply to the day phase as well, where they will be unable to vote. Since they are hiding inside you, they will be forcibly redirected from their original TEMPLE, into yours. They will pass any entrance requirements based off your success status.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
You would have been regretting choice later, by
Maroon Clownfish's hand, and that you can be sure of.
This leaves one last stubborn villager. It takes a while of searching before the actual 12 villagers in an actual channel find him, refusing to cooperate, attempting to break into the
Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan.
"
UncleSam,"
Alice Kazumi begins, quite politely, "Why didn't you report for cleaning to
Hwangnyong?"
"Sick of listening to these scumbags
LonelyNess and
Bass and
dak who are mad about last game and don't sheet anyone," grumbles
Harlequin Tusk, "I've been cleaned for eight cycles."
"Dude, the game is on Night Six," someone points out, "And you were jailkept."
"I'm doing what I want instead of sheeping notorious village dictators," retorts the grumpy final villager.
"Blud, I literally sent you your action,"
Galactikitty sighs, but it is no use. You all decide to just let your final sheep bleat on the steps of
Tenochtitlan.
Dear UncleSam
You are a Musket.
Alias: Harlequin Tusk
Once upon a time, you shot at people in ye olden wars of America. Though you were more useful for blunt force trauma because your accuracy was so dire. Often by mislynching rogues…
Each night, you may send either “NX - Rogue PCTR” or “NX - Rogue Utility Players” to the host. Either the Proper Comedic Timing Relics or the Utility Players will be rogued. If the faction you rogued attempts to kill you, via any method except the vote, before the next night begins, you will temporarily survive it. You will then have two nights from the NX you died to find the ALIAS which attempted to kill you.
If you successfully activate this ability, you may send “NX - Fire blindly at ALIAS” to the host. If ALIAS is the one that performed the kill on you, your bullets will land in their body, killing them. If ALIAS is not the one that performed the kill on you, you will miss. You will die regardless of what happens, either alongside your killer, or on NX+2.
Each night, you must send “NX - Visit TEMPLE” to the host. You may include any other conditions for entry you like. If you are visiting a probability temple, please include a number from 1-100. If you are visiting an adventure temple, be aware you will need to complete the activity during the day.
You are allied with the Town Relics. You win if the Proper Comedic Timing Relics and the Utility Players are eliminated while at least one Town Relic is still alive.
And with the very unlucky triple-death of the remaining three
Proper Comedic Timing Relics...
The Town Relics have won Circus Maximus and the Temple Mafia of Doom!
Thank you everyone for playing. I hope you had fun exploring temples.
I will put up postgame in 2 parts, as I am still working on the mafia and temple/item writeups.
