"What am I even doing, signing up for such a crazy pet mod as this? Again?! Granted, it was Anya who suggested that I give these auditions another go, so... well, I suppose I shouldn't let her down. Get it together, Yor, it's just Crossover Chaos Expanded again, how bad could it-
WAITAMINUTE, IS THAT SMAUG?!?
"...o-on second thought, m-maybe this
wasn't such a good idea after all."
- Pokémon: Yor Forger (nee Briar)
- Franchise/Origin: Spy X Family
- Category: Anime and Manga
- Type:
- Ability: Poison Heal, Moxie, Klutz (Hidden Ability)
- Stats: 75 HP/120 Atk/75 Def/55 SpA/55 SpD/120 Spe = 500
- Competitive moves: Aerial Ace, Axe Kick, Beat Up, Body Slam, Brick Break, Bullet Punch, Close Combat, Foul Play, Fury Cutter, Gunk Shot, Knock Off, Leaf Blade, Mega Kick, Metal Claw, Meteor Mash, Night Slash, Parting Shot, Poison Jab, Psycho Cut, Shadow Claw, Stone Edge, Sucker Punch, Take Down, Taunt, Throat Chop, Trick, Trop Kick, X-Scissor
- Flavor moves: Acrobatics, Assurance, Brutal Swing, Comeuppance, Cross Chop, Cross Poison, Darkest Lariat, Double Kick, Endure, Facade, Fake Tears, False Swipe, Feint Attack, Fling, Hard Press, High Jump Kick, Jump Kick, Karate Chop, Lash Out, Leer, Low Kick, Low Sweep, Mega Punch, Metal Burst, Needle Arm, Payback, Poison Sting, Punishment, Retaliate, Reversal, Scary Face, Slash, Smart Strike, Snarl, Snatch, Thief, Torment, Toxic, Toxic Spikes
- Custom elements:
- Assassinate (Ghost, Physical, 90 BP, 24 PP max, 100% accuracy) - "Reliable Ghost-type physical STAB is rare beyond belief, and I'm not sure if I can trust Shadow Claw to hit hard enough even with an Attack Stat as high as mine! So instead, I've decided to make use of my iconic assassin's daggers (and maybe any kitchen knives I've got handy at home, too...) with this Leaf Blade clone, complete with an increased critical hit ratio. Since my weapons can be thrown to the same effect as if I used them up close, this move won't make contact the way Leaf Blade does."
"I apologize for the intrusion, but... may I have the honor of taking your life?"
Mega Evolution: "Upon donning my Mega Stone equivalent, which I'm unofficially dubbing the
Gown of Thorns, my primary typing becomes changed to
Steel, and my ability is replaced with
Inner Focus. My Attack stat actually wouldn't be buffed that much in my
Thorn Princess identity, but for what it's worth, I'd also be slightly tougher defensively, at least on the physical side. It's my Speed that sees the most improvement, though, allowing me to outrun even Smaug to some degree - hopefully that'd give me the chance to make a tactical retreat before he even tries to burn me down!"
- Type:
- Stats: 75 HP/130 Atk/95 Def/75 SpA/75 SpD/150 Spe = 600
Reasoning:
"W-well... I did at least
start the process for this audition, and I
really don't want to disappoint little Anya by backing out, s-so... let's just hope this goes well, even with the
very clear and obvious risk of spontaneous dragon-related combustion! A-anyway... my first thought when I sat down to work on my application for
the previous iteration of this mod was actually to just go straight to my Thorn Princess persona and give it a Dark/Steel typing for reasons that should be fairly self-explanatory, but that would've resulted in a playstyle similar to Kingambit but with ridiculous
Speed instead of Defense. I think you can guess how bad an idea
that would've been! At
Falchion's insistence, I settled for making it my equivalent to a Mega Evolution instead, with my domestic persona as the pretend wife of Loid Forger (hence my current surname) being my standard form. With this in mind, the type combination I'd gone with previously was Dark/Normal, since I do still keep my assassin-like mentality even in the safety of home (though I'm not sure if that really is the source of Anya's discomfort like I was once told), and
Normal still works as one of the types for my domestic self. Since that'd leave me without the
Steel type's immunity to Poison, though, I picked
Poison Heal as one of my abilities to make up for that - I do have a poison resistance, after all, which also means I've got a high tolerance for alcohol, though holding my liquor is a different matter. Still, what with both my drinking habit and my occasional use of toxins in my line of work, I also took the time to add a few Poison-type attacks to my movepool to go with Poison Heal.
Moxie and
Klutz refer respectively to my talent as a professional killer and, from what I've been told, my having only one brain cell... whatever that means. Perhaps that's why, despite all the physical attack power at my disposal, my special stats are absolutely abysmal - my only focus in battle is on my own survival, which part of my client to stab first, or both if it has to come to it, so any know-how needed for magic tricks and such wouldn't matter, right? R-right?!
"For this slate specifically, I had to make two major changes for balance's sake. The first was the ability for my Thorn Princess 'form', which was originally Super Luck and, at first, was changed to Sharpness. I went with the former because I have never failed a single job to date, but I wasn't sure if boosting my critical hit ratio even further was a smart decision, so I tried changing it to Sharpness because of my weaponry. But after the mod council told me that this was equally broken, I settled on
Inner Focus instead to reflect my calm, detached character while on missions, and to prevent my Attack stat from being hobbled by either flinching or Intimidate. I can only hope this adjustment works in my favor! The other, more important change I made for this latest application, as tough a call as it was to make in light of how much it affected my planned competitive role, was my typing (and that of my custom STAB move besides). Like I said before, the last couple of times I tried to audition for Crossover Chaos Expanded had my types be Dark/Normal and Dark/Steel for my homewife and assassin personas, respectively, but I had to change them to
Normal/Ghost and
Steel/Ghost this time around for one
very important reason: The Tick's Fighting-type STAB. Both of the type combos for my original application were doubly weak to Fighting, so I swapped out the Dark typing for Ghost so I could actually face him and live, though I do still have plenty of Dark-type
coverage in case I have to deal with other Ghost-types in the future (assuming I even get in!). There is precedent for Ghost as a secondary type for Pokémon that are very much
not dead, with both Decidueye and Annihilape being less, well,
that, and more like living users of spooky powers with additional themes of dread, mystery, and the termination of their victims' mortal coils - all of which definitely fit with my line of work! I suppose I could've stuck with the Dark typing after all and done my best to ignore the threat of dying to a single Mach Punch, but like some canonical representatives of the Ghost type, I don't really see myself as being
evil despite my choice of career, what with my love of Anya, Loid, and the other friends I've made along the way. Besides... Did you
honestly think I became the most lethal woman in all of Ostania by taking any chances?"
Competitive Info:
"Regardless of the changes I had to make to my primary STAB options, my playstyle remains largely the same: swift, precise, and very, very deadly. As a dedicated
Cleaner, with some potential as a
Wallbreaker on the side, my impressive
physical Attack and blinding
Speed are backed up by a number of moves with an
increased critical hit ratio, with my main STAB option in this regard being
Shadow Claw - Poltergeist just didn't seem fitting in my mind. Despite arguably being my best STAB option if I had to stick to canon moves only, though, its base power is rather lacking, so my best bet STAB-wise would of course be my custom move,
Assassinate, which can be considered an upgrade of Shadow Claw specifically with my Thorn Princess self's ability in mind. My Normal STAB moves include
Double-Edge, which hits reliably and
hard despite inducing recoil,
Mega Kick for potentially dealing even more damage despite less consistency, and
Body Slam to help spread paralysis (though I'd say my use of it'd take the form of striking the pressure points of my target rather than, you know, actually
slamming into them!). While my Normal attacks obviously aren't meant for super-effective damage and my Ghost attacks would ironically be blocked
by Normal-types, I do also have a broad range of coverage types to choose from, namely
Dark,
Steel,
Poison,
Fighting,
Flying (
Aerial Ace is named after a sword technique in Japanese!),
Psychic (in case of The Tick),
Grass (as per my Thorn Princess moniker), and even the Bug-type
Fury Cutter and
X-Scissor to deal with any future Dark-types that might otherwise counter me. My abilities aren't much compared to all of this - Poison Heal is probably the
least useful choice, though to be fair I don't even have any recovery options at all either way - but
Moxie with its Attack-boosting effect is arguably my best option, though there's also something to be said for using a combination of
Klutz and
Trick to slap a harmful or restrictive item such as a Flame Orb or Choice Specs on an unsuspecting client before going in for the kill. Despite being
slightly more durable than most other cleaners, though, my special stats still leave a lot to be desired, and I'll have to be especially careful around
Dark-type special attacks, with Dark Pulse itself being pretty popular as a special coverage option last I checked. Despite being quick on my feet, or maybe
because of it, I'd also need to watch out for
momentum-stopping status effects like paralysis or freezing, as well as
priority attacks in general - with my below-average defenses at best, I don't think I'd do so well against anyone who could get a good hit in before I could get the chance to strike back.
"As noted above, my identity as the Thorn Princess came
very close to being set up as what was basically a speedy Kingambit, and I still owe a lot to the Big Blade Pokémon in terms of playstyle in that form, but now I'd say I'm closer to Blade Form Aegislash with my stats and typing. Upon 'Mega-Evolving' as the meta would call it, I'd obviously be less reliant on the defensive strategies either of those Pokémon are known for, but my terrifying Speed buff and the extra damage from my Assassinations in this 'form' more or less speak for themselves. I purposely avoided giving myself Swords Dance for this reason, and with such a high Attack stat as it is, along with
Inner Focus keeping it from being hampered by Intimidate, I arguably wouldn't
need it! As oppressive as I could potentially be, though, my nonexistent defensive bulk is not improved even with my Thorn Princess outfit, which ended up getting torn in my very first appearance in my home series - though getting it fixed
was how I met Loid for the first time, so perhaps it was a lot luckier that that happened than I thought! Still, my vulnerability to
special attacks is only made even worse by my added weaknesses to
Ground and
especially Fire... See what I meant when I worried about
spontaneous dragon-related combustion?!
"This brings me to my likely odds against the winners of CCER's first slate, which... honestly don't seem
that great, now that I think about it! I hinted a lot at Smaug being the target I'd be most afraid of, and between his Fire-type STAB and the typing of my 'Mega', it's unfortunately not too hard to see why - my only hope would arguably be a lucky shot with a Sharpness-boosted Stone Edge, but its imperfect accuracy would make it too risky to bet on against the dragon's Flare Blitz, Fire Blast (
if he gets it upon being coded), and possibly Earthquake (and possibly Earth Power) just to be even crueler! The other option would probably be to simply debuff him with Parting Shot and see if I can call in someone else to take care of him, because after all, I
am meant for contract killing - ahem,
late-game cleaning rather than the early-game frontline action most walling builds would be more comfortable with. Nino... well, I honestly worry for him, what with being thrust into such a dangerous metagame at such a young age, but if I had to confront him in battle, I bet my Fighting coverage would put a serious dent in his Steel-type shell, but with Earthquake or High Horsepower he might still have at least some advantage against my own Steel typing, and had he included Earth Power in his moveset, I might even be forced to surrender to him altogether. Whatever happens, I wish him all the best! And as for The Tick, I had to change my typing
specifically so his Fighting STAB wouldn't be a problem, and my Ghost typing in both outfits being immune to that made this a smart decision, but that left me without any options to deal with him from an offensive standpoint, so I made sure to add
Aerial Ace and
Psycho Cut, both of which I could pull off with my weaponry of choice, just so I had some ways to deal with him properly. That double-weakness to Flying was
right there for me to take advantage of, after all! I also have a double-resistance to his U-Turn and Leech Life as the Thorn Princess, so ironically enough, he's now the one I'd have the
best chance to dispatch if I ever do finally get accepted into CCE. So... all in all, as frightening as my stat spread and type combination might be on paper, it seems I've got my work cut out for me when it comes to exploiting their potential strengths, especially given just who I'd be hypothetically facing. Fair warning, though: If you're going to take on the Garden's master assassin...
"...you better be prepared to finish the job."