RMT Done, My Way


Click It (Cloyster) @ King's Rock
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Shell Smash
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
- Explosion

DD Right Here (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw
- Flare Blitz
- Earthquake

Don't Miss (Ninetales-Alola) @ Light Clay
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Aurora Veil
- Freeze-Dry
- Hypnosis
- Hail

100% (Zygarde) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 160 HP / 216 Atk / 28 SpD / 104 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Thousand Arrows
- Extreme Speed
- Dragon Dance
- Coil

Remember Gen 6? (Hoopa-Unbound) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Magician
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Psyshock
- Focus Blast
- Trick

Remember AV? (Magearna) @ Fairium Z
Ability: Soul-Heart
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shift Gear
- Fleur Cannon
- Thunderbolt
- Focus Blast

My Thought Process:

I've decided people just think wayyyy too hard when they play Pokemon. So I figured I would bring everyone down a notch with a team that's super fun, until it isn't fun to use at all. We'll start at the top. You see that cloyster little billy ? Just get it in on something that won't immediately demolish it and just, just click it. Click the move until you can flinch everything down and your wincon is in sight. At this point you will miss the flinch and probably go into your Magearna. Zard-X has the same feel to it, just click that big shiny first move and win the game turn 4, no thought needed. "Well Snorlax_in_the_way how do you set up these mons?!" Don't worry James I've got this under control, just lead with that 3rd mon and make the game immediately unfun. Because what is more fun on HO that dual screens? Putting those on 1 Pokemon, and on top of that just being unfun, that's how you have fun James. Now we're onto Zygarde, 50% of the time you'll want them to HP ice you behind veil with their lando 100% of the time. Hoopa-unbound is purely on this team because it has literally 4 set up mons and a ninetails-a, so I put the best breaker in the business on the team which would be Banded Kartana Choice Specs Hoopa-Unbound, the king of 2hko'ing everything in the game. This brings us to Magearna, Steve. We use Magearna because it secretly can beat any team, but don't tell anyone, or else you'll lose it.

Threat List:

Everything - This team loses to everything, just don't load it up unless you're playing an opponent you want to tilt big time. The second anything breaks free from Cloyster the team immediately starts losing lol.

Status - Status makes this team cry because it really cant avoid it so. Dodge your wisps and toxics, dont get paralyzed ever, and just dont get frozen. It's just that easy to be good at Pokemon.

People Already Not Having Fun - Let's all brainstorm and think about what stops a team whose pure function is to have fun. Someone not having fun. If you can't tilt them because they're already tilted they have defeated this team, and that's just some of the unfortunate things we have to see in this day and age. Pokemon competitively sucks so just try to play your friends with this team and tilt them beyond belief.

Tilt - If you tilt with this team you immediately lose, but like this applies to every team. Don't play yourself.

Keldeo - This team can't come in on the ORAS king. Rip.

The actual purpose of this post.

I am retiring from competitive mons, at the very least, taking it less seriously. The game as a whole for me has gotten super stale; the lack of change in the CAP meta has definitely played a role in this. Compared to ORAS, especially, the SM meta has seen much less upheaval and as is less fun for me. I'll still be around, but I am done with CAP singles tours for sure, and will probably be less active as whole. As not only will I be retiring, I'm going into my freshman year of college, so we'll see how everything pans out in the future. However, there is an announcement I would like to make about my retirement. I will be having a retirement set, against my brother, Offler, on August 8th. Here are some staple timezones for easy access to when exactly the set will be. 7PM EDT, Midnight GMT +1, 4PM PDT, and Rat it's gonna be 9AM for you. The replays from the set will be posted here for those who cannot make it to the set. Overall, I'd say my experience in CAP has been largely positive. While, yes, I do realize my abrasive nature, I do like to think I'm rather approachable (in my own head at least). If anyone wishes to talk, or wishes to get to know me better/catch-up on old times, feel free to contact me. You can always ask one of my friends for my discord to message me, and I'll probably be easy to find in the Sports room, if not in the CAP room itself. I want to thank everyone who has been there for me, and I'm sorry if I don't mention you in my shout out hide down below.​

The Gen-Next crew, whatever few of you are left, for helping me get my start on PS, especially Nasira
The_Head Honchkrow doesnt have a smogon but lol. Good life long friend and introduced me too the server, thanks bud
PenQuin For being a great long time influence on me and many others, the work you've done will be remembered and appreciated.
Drapionswing There are many things i could thank you for, and rather than take up this whole hide. Ill thank you for helping me actually learn how to play this game and to get my big career beginning push. If you want everything else you have my discord. Thanks for all you've done for me.
EpicUmbreon29 A long term friend on this site I dont plan on losing any time soon.
Frat Dude A long time friend of mine whose been with me for a long time, poor out one for your boy. Thanks for sticking with me all these years man.
Jho My brother and long time friend on this site. You've done many things for PS and Smogon, many great things, if only the shrek is love declare wasn't one of them.
SHSP The master tactician himself. You've been kind to me through years of bickering and I dont plan on losing you as a friend anytime soon. We'll meet later over drinks to discuss world matters, and our individual directions. Good Luck.
ScarfWynaut A long time friend of mine who recently came into a scene that I was apart of. Too bad we couldn't be on the same team to spread havoc this year haha.
sparktrain A great mentor to me and great role model for others, thanks for all you did
cbrevan A great friend and technically still a mentor to me lol. You started off trying to get rid of me, but in the end you wound up being a driving force that kept me around. Thanks for everything.
Stolen Identity A friend of mine from back when I first joined, hes long retired but aye, guess that makes us both relics of the past big boy. What a don father.
Yeesus Long time friend who falls into the above category, but hes still around :)
Bill Trinen For those too young to know this is don father Bill O' Reilly, cus you know, its 2018 and hes back now.
Heaven Jay We've been one of the greatest sets for CAP players to see for a long time, and I hope you continue to grow and improve. You've made lots of progress, keep it up.
Rage.Spam.Quit. Good friend of mine over the years who I've done many projects with.
Greenlean, Boss DJ, St. Dennis, & Tevin: sports goons dont have/use smogon accounts but still deserve a shoutout for the impressions they left on me during my 4 year tenure.
So sorry for those I missed, when you've been around as long as I have you forget important pieces.​

Take Care

I have battled to the end and now I finally surrender.
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Eating it up, YUMMY!
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As a send off I'm going to hit you with some funny ass replays

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7cap-553937207 Body bagged
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7cap-620212142 - OOPS
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/cap-458240829 - New freezer
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/cap-411389438 - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

If you're really gone you will be missed man. Better make sure to stop by so I can bully you.

[18:08:19] Snorlax_in_the_way: not salty never correct

Aww thanks for the shoutout Snorly, I’m really so beyond glad that I got to meet you, and I don’t plan on losing you anytime soon either :’)

Now for some predictions
Snorlax_in_the_way v Jho
Snorlax_in_the_way v Jho
And then just to style
Snorlax_in_the_way v Jho


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Man, we’ve butted heads time after time, day in, day out, and we’re still real close. I think that says a lot about the two of us; you’re damn near my closest friend on this site and it’s hard to see you go. CAPTT 3 was one of the best times I’ve had and you were responsible for a lot of that, and who knows if I’m still here if not for that. Thank you for all the help, discussions, WWE music youtube links, hot takes Steven A Smith style, flame, stall and great times. ;_;7

[22:12] +Rage.Spam.Quit.:snor thoughts on the most recent mute not being u
When he forgets the ultimate TR master (referring to snake). :(

Serious: I hope you have a good life in college, it's going to be hard (not just you, but everyone who has graduated from high school like me). Don't stall your way out of studying for classes and doing homework and projects, and I hope you'll excel not only in college, but in your future life.
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Special thanks to Jho for doing these games with me and for the after set statement. Appreciated everyone who came out. Thanks a lot for the adventure, won't be in your way any longer.
[19:29] +offler: damn guess snor really was good
[19:30] +offler: first to 5
[19:30] +offler: for better player
[19:31] +SHSP: happy trails, snor
[19:36] %DrapionSwing: Snorlax_in_the_way won the battle!
[19:37] Sundar S: Rip Snor 2013-2018
[19:37] %DrapionSwing: I really made the hottest team of the century
[19:37] Sundar S: Heatah?
[19:37] +offler: guess i have to admit it
[19:37] +offler: Snor is better than me at Pokemon Showdown



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