NOC Dragon Ball Z NOC - Day 4

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Yeti

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i respect it i was going to lynch tf out of you, my cell read for several days now, tomorrow. plus again, macle can godkill himself and asek and i lynch you. you really have no options left unless the macle godkill is banned but even then, i lynch you over him and you obv have to kill blazade tonight

vote king_
 
Yeah internet when I reread the thread and saw you very obviously avoid voting LW when macle had done nothing close to that I figured you were probable Cell

Congrats on the rare town Smogon NOC win, everyone!
 

Yeti

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heres what happens:

we vote king the framer today bc all he can be is watcher or framer, he is lynched

cell kills blazade, the one info role left that would otherwise catch him

I push for a lynch on internet who has been my cell read for a While, macle can godkill himself if needed to show he is buu, asek votes with me more than likely and internet is lynched

gg town, can't fathom why asek or macle wouldn't vote with me, especially macle since if it's not internet, it's him lol
 

Yeti

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Just an FYI for the observers:
Yeti: Crier
Asek: JOAT (cop internet, kill LW, protect Yeti n4 = blocked kill by mafia)
Blazade: Watcher
macle: Buu
internet: Cell (lynched second)
King_: Framer (lynched first)

I only had 3 parts in mind for the Epic but I kept Not Dying so here is what part 5 would have been the night Blazade died to internet:

The Epic of Babushka Sametri Samuovitch пять

Sametri consider maiden Yetya Yeterina statement very carefully. Take much time to ponder, so much time famous Russian sculptor Naum Gabo create famous sculpture of him, is called: The Thinker.

Could he leave motherland? Abandon current potato farm for new, Martian potato farm far away from all? Accept this openness of religion when communist manifesto say secularism only? But could he stand if Yetya leave anyway and have no way to follow her? Could his comradely heart carry on if broken once more, separated from its match?

"Cinnamon, I can agree go with you, despite many life changes in store, but first, allow me chance to say farewell to motherland."

"You need too much time to accept your fate. It is no good."

"Cinnamon, please! I go, just need time. Big change. Potato all I know. Farm all I had without you. Now I gain you but no farm. Potato remain though. Always constant."

"Yes. KGB buy potato from your farm upon my demand. I eat them every day. Hope to be reunited with you. Also launder many KGB resources, but we not discuss this until on Mars."

"Is pyramid scheme? But is of illuminati!"

"Silence! KGB still have ears in low places. Is how LightWolf kept us apart all those years. You trapped in pogost, me trapped in not-pogost."

Sametri nod and set out for grand tour of glorious motherland for last time, to say farewells to all he knew and almost cared for. But only ever really cared for maiden Yetya.

He travel far and wide, saying farewell to all impoverished residents of famed pogost who socialism have not treated well. Surprise, surprise, is faulty system. Is what all comrades in pogost have known for decades beside LightWolf. Fiend baron was big supporter of socialist society. Corrupted from birth.

Fianlly come time when Yetya will wait no longer to leave. Sametri return to potato fueled Sputnik 69 and prepare for take off.

Suddenly, is strange. Is geese flock swarming about outside warehouse. Warehouse roof lifts off, Sputnik 69 try to take off............

But what Yetya not realize is the geese chew through wires. No longer safe.

It is no good.

Sputnik 69 explodes.

And such is the end of Sametri Samuovitch and Yetya Yeterina. Did you expect happy ending? Is not so, all greatest Russian works of literature are satire and tragedy. Is no such thing as good outcome, for is no such thing as good outcome in pogost. Only reality of comrades, and reality is grim.

Fin.
 
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