hey guess who is going to rule the world
user: wickdaggler
and also his faction buddies I GUESS
user: wickdaggler
and also his faction buddies I GUESS
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[Expert] SANDSEMONIUM - Postgame Up! Winners: MEDS and MUDS
- Thread starter Yeti
- Start date
DAYLINE
"Hey guys I am the best give me more money," Agape boldly declares very quickly after the day begins.
Probable scumbuddy Jalmont repeats his claim he is a MED and then forgets his restriction, again.
LightWolf is so mad Jalmont keeps trying to assert his MEDSLY authority that he is swayed by Agape's convinced declaration of his might.
imperfectluck tries to vote himself to death, not realizing this lynch doesn't kill :(
"This game sucks, I can't die the cycle I sub in," he grumbles, before sitting back down.
wickdaggler daggles his wick in front of everyone, but sadly nobody follows him in the lynch.
Luckily for ipl's immediate deathwish, Paperblade comes to his rescue to vote!! He also disses everyone who voted for obvious-scumbuddy Agape in the process.
LightWolf blankly stares, not having a clue what Paperblade has just said. Blue Tornado angrily storms up to the man, proclaiming that's not how British people really talk!!!!
"But you're not really a jew so what's your point?" asks Crux, who apparently has a very good point to make.
"Shut
your
whore face," Steven Snype's ghost rambles, taking a very long time between words to speak.
"You're just a Whotard you don't even live in England!!!!" MK Ultra protests, and a large squabble between people-not-on-the-playerlist breaks out.
In the end, the clear victor here is:
Agape
Who has received 150 Profit.
The Lynch Requirement of: One Member Per Faction Votes has been met by:
MEDS
SANDS
STARS
MUDS
SNOWS
????s
"Why are there 5 votes and 6 names?" GoldenKnight frowns, scrutinizing the list carefully.
"What the <snip> is the last one?" Crux grumbles, and everyone seconds his confusion at this mysterious, unidentified entity.
Who knows.
Everyone who voted has received: 25 Profit. All members of the stated faction have received 50 profit each.
THE LYNCH SHOP:
MEDS Bank has won the bidding on the Pink Eyes Yellow Dragon for 606 Profit.
"Wait who in the <snip> is that? <snip><snip> cheap <snip>" General Spoon whines, angry he is not quite sure what is going on!!
Two Rain Dance TMs have been purchased for 250 Profit each.
One Defog TM has been purchased for 250 Profit.
One Sandstorm TM has been purchased for 250 Profit.
One Sunny Day TM has been purchased for 250 Profit.
There are 2 more Sunglasses gone.
By "purchased" I mean "bid upon and won" for the TMs.
"Hey guys I AM BACK FROM THE BEST PLACE EVER!!!!" HD announces, swaggering into town out of a government-issue limo.
"This was gay," ginganinja scowls, emerging from someone's bathroom.
"Hey where is: billymills?" asks Empoof, who is of course billymills' new best friend ever.
It appears billymills is still not back and as such still cannot post or be targeted. However, HD and ginganinja are.
"Guys I'm going to win!!!!!!" Spiffy's ghost yells, and everyone rolls their eyes.
It is now Night Three. N3 will end when all actions are in (lol) or in 48 hours, 3PM PST 1/31.
Results going out asap. Everyone who sent an action has received 100 Profit as usual.
"Hey guys I am the best give me more money," Agape boldly declares very quickly after the day begins.
Probable scumbuddy Jalmont repeats his claim he is a MED and then forgets his restriction, again.
LightWolf is so mad Jalmont keeps trying to assert his MEDSLY authority that he is swayed by Agape's convinced declaration of his might.
imperfectluck tries to vote himself to death, not realizing this lynch doesn't kill :(
"This game sucks, I can't die the cycle I sub in," he grumbles, before sitting back down.
wickdaggler daggles his wick in front of everyone, but sadly nobody follows him in the lynch.
Luckily for ipl's immediate deathwish, Paperblade comes to his rescue to vote!! He also disses everyone who voted for obvious-scumbuddy Agape in the process.
LightWolf blankly stares, not having a clue what Paperblade has just said. Blue Tornado angrily storms up to the man, proclaiming that's not how British people really talk!!!!
"But you're not really a jew so what's your point?" asks Crux, who apparently has a very good point to make.
"Shut
your
whore face," Steven Snype's ghost rambles, taking a very long time between words to speak.
"You're just a Whotard you don't even live in England!!!!" MK Ultra protests, and a large squabble between people-not-on-the-playerlist breaks out.
In the end, the clear victor here is:
Agape
Who has received 150 Profit.
The Lynch Requirement of: One Member Per Faction Votes has been met by:
MEDS
SANDS
STARS
MUDS
SNOWS
????s
"Why are there 5 votes and 6 names?" GoldenKnight frowns, scrutinizing the list carefully.
"What the <snip> is the last one?" Crux grumbles, and everyone seconds his confusion at this mysterious, unidentified entity.
Who knows.
Everyone who voted has received: 25 Profit. All members of the stated faction have received 50 profit each.
THE LYNCH SHOP:
MEDS Bank has won the bidding on the Pink Eyes Yellow Dragon for 606 Profit.
"Wait who in the <snip> is that? <snip><snip> cheap <snip>" General Spoon whines, angry he is not quite sure what is going on!!
Two Rain Dance TMs have been purchased for 250 Profit each.
One Defog TM has been purchased for 250 Profit.
One Sandstorm TM has been purchased for 250 Profit.
One Sunny Day TM has been purchased for 250 Profit.
There are 2 more Sunglasses gone.
By "purchased" I mean "bid upon and won" for the TMs.
"Hey guys I AM BACK FROM THE BEST PLACE EVER!!!!" HD announces, swaggering into town out of a government-issue limo.
"This was gay," ginganinja scowls, emerging from someone's bathroom.
"Hey where is: billymills?" asks Empoof, who is of course billymills' new best friend ever.
It appears billymills is still not back and as such still cannot post or be targeted. However, HD and ginganinja are.
"Guys I'm going to win!!!!!!" Spiffy's ghost yells, and everyone rolls their eyes.
It is now Night Three. N3 will end when all actions are in (lol) or in 48 hours, 3PM PST 1/31.
Results going out asap. Everyone who sent an action has received 100 Profit as usual.
Defog is an HM get your facts right.
NIGHTSHRIEKLINE
With what you all thought was just a troll actually happening, what sort of chaos will befall this game?
The threat that all ununited factions will be slaughtered in one horribly painful night was just a rumor, right? Mysterious, anonymous host messenger user: NIGHTSHRIEK was just claiming nonsense to troll everyone. Surely that is the case!
But alas, let's see what the fallout of Operation NIGHTSHRIEK truly is.
The first man lies dead here today, probably not the victim of NIGHTSHRIEK. Rather, he has a microphone stuffed through his eardrum. Someone was strong enough to pull this off, and cram a mic down his head.
Behind him, a 'V' is written on the wall in Staraptor Call's own blood.
How menacing.
Onto the REAL gore:
Suddenly, a swift, dark black wind races through, it's almost like a giant blade.
It seems to be coming for anyone ununited, this must be it: NIGHTSHRIEK.
When the sword-like blustery gale is gone, you all glance around, to see who is left standing.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Seems like everyone is. Oh well!
Well that's not entirely true: in addition to billymills still being gone, Crux, ginganinja and Paperblade are now missing as well! But as their heads weren't severed by NIGHTSHRIEK, they are probably just unable to post or be targeted.
It is now Day Four. D4 will end in 48 hours, 2/2, 3PM PST. Not expecting majority and all actions....... LMAO @ the concept.
The LYNCH:
Reward: LPV (protects against killing lynches only)
Faction Reward: None
Faction Harm: Negative Profit
Individual Voter: 5 Profit
Faction Requirement: Half of remaining team votes.
A team with 5+ people will need: 3 voters. A team with 3 or 4 people will need: 2 voters. A team with 1 or 2 people will need: 1 voter. The half is rounded up.
LYNCH SHOP:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...FJ4Nnd6QmQySWJjSWlKVHFuY1VXaVE&hl=en_US#gid=3
Previous items are still available for purchase or bid unless slashed through.
IT IS ALSO RAINING NOW. ENJOY YOUR RAIN. I HOPE YOU DON'T DROWN IN THE RAIN.
With what you all thought was just a troll actually happening, what sort of chaos will befall this game?
The threat that all ununited factions will be slaughtered in one horribly painful night was just a rumor, right? Mysterious, anonymous host messenger user: NIGHTSHRIEK was just claiming nonsense to troll everyone. Surely that is the case!
But alas, let's see what the fallout of Operation NIGHTSHRIEK truly is.
The first man lies dead here today, probably not the victim of NIGHTSHRIEK. Rather, he has a microphone stuffed through his eardrum. Someone was strong enough to pull this off, and cram a mic down his head.
Behind him, a 'V' is written on the wall in Staraptor Call's own blood.
How menacing.
Dear Staraptor Call,
You are Gmax.
وأنت gmax smogon سابقا, الذي كان وسيطا مع حادث مروع golfing العربة والذهاب بعيدا عن مفاتيح للأبد. وربما يعود لديكم ما, وربما لا. هذه هي نكهة لان الثقافة العربية-يستضيف يكونون غير واعين "يا ترى في مكان ما بالقرب من الشرق الاوسط, وربما كان يتحدث منه...", أو على الأقل-يرتدون العمامة فوجي بلدكم الكلام.
Every night, you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with “NX - أزعم أني أول مستخدم البكر”. You will pretend USER is your first virgin, out of 72 of course, obtained by dying a valiant golf-club death, and spend all night occupying their time.
Additionally, every night you may also PM Quagsires and Yeti with “NX - أعتقد أيضا أن المستعملين”. You will toss USER into a well, which will silence them from the main thread and stop them from performing actions and being targeted by any. They will go on a small adventure before returning.
Every day, you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with “DX - ويؤيد الفئران باستخدام المهارات بعيدا عن الشارع للمستعملين”. Because you are such a sneaky streetrat, you will casually pop up behind USER in the streets, and while they are distracted, pilfer all their items!
SNIP
You are allied with the SANDS. To win, you must dispose of all threats and gain the SANDS.
Onto the REAL gore:
Suddenly, a swift, dark black wind races through, it's almost like a giant blade.
It seems to be coming for anyone ununited, this must be it: NIGHTSHRIEK.
When the sword-like blustery gale is gone, you all glance around, to see who is left standing.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Seems like everyone is. Oh well!
Well that's not entirely true: in addition to billymills still being gone, Crux, ginganinja and Paperblade are now missing as well! But as their heads weren't severed by NIGHTSHRIEK, they are probably just unable to post or be targeted.
It is now Day Four. D4 will end in 48 hours, 2/2, 3PM PST. Not expecting majority and all actions....... LMAO @ the concept.
The LYNCH:
Reward: LPV (protects against killing lynches only)
Faction Reward: None
Faction Harm: Negative Profit
Individual Voter: 5 Profit
Faction Requirement: Half of remaining team votes.
A team with 5+ people will need: 3 voters. A team with 3 or 4 people will need: 2 voters. A team with 1 or 2 people will need: 1 voter. The half is rounded up.
LYNCH SHOP:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...FJ4Nnd6QmQySWJjSWlKVHFuY1VXaVE&hl=en_US#gid=3
Previous items are still available for purchase or bid unless slashed through.
IT IS ALSO RAINING NOW. ENJOY YOUR RAIN. I HOPE YOU DON'T DROWN IN THE RAIN.
You should all leave your castles and vote Flamestrike today! However if anyone else has a better idea then feel free to come to my castle and ask!
lynch wickdaggler
really suspicious imo
he keeps on talking about how
I will rule the world
really suspicious imo
he keeps on talking about how
I will rule the world
I appreciate that there's a dirty library from where I can post this: vote imperfectluck
Hey scrubs I noticed it's 5 hours to deadline and the majority of required votes are missing.
The half is decided by how many capable voters you have (silenced kidnapped etc).
You should PROBABLY VOTE if you have been asked to. Unless you want to fail and be forever shamed.
edit: also SEND YOUR ACTIONS TY.
The half is decided by how many capable voters you have (silenced kidnapped etc).
You should PROBABLY VOTE if you have been asked to. Unless you want to fail and be forever shamed.
edit: also SEND YOUR ACTIONS TY.
vote lightwolf the 124th
anything else you need help with?
anything else you need help with?
vote lightwolf hes almost as good as sex. Sex is the best amirite?
DAYLINE
After the rather lackluster Operation NIGHTSHRIEK displayed last night, in which nothing turned out to happen (troll or not, YOU DECIDE), half your teams decide to vote today and try to make magic happen!
For the record, the half was taken based on: 1. the total # of people your team has alive, THEN 2. the total # of people who can vote without getting godkilled.
wickdaggler waggles his dick, which prompts Accent to post a picture of where he'd like that dick to go, and they vote 2gether.
Nobody else cares to follow, though, but a variety of people vote Agape. There are a few one-offs. Then, mighty LightWolf sees two stragglers come to his aid.
It seems this man's might has won the lynch............................
THE LPV GOES TO: LIGHTWOLF.
Probably the only time he'll ever be happy to win a lynch. js.
"WHAT THE <SNIP> YETI, <SNIP> YOU AND THIS GAME AND HOW EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS TO HIM, <SNIP>!!!!!!" someone starts screaming in the background, but nobody apparently cares.
billymills swaggers back into town, looking a tad bit pale, and wearing a Civil War-era dress.
"...................." is the only proper response at your faithful moderator dolled up in a giant hoop skirt.
"lol I get a lpv and you get a dress, haha I am the best," LightWolf comments, and billymills narrows his eyes.
"you sux," is his only comeback.
"Weak man, you're turning into a pussy now," Mekkah sighs, from somewhere very distant.
billymills looks down at his dress, then up at fellow returning men ginganinja and Paperblade, and scurries off to change before he is shamed more.
Crux, however, is still off adventuring. He misses ginga staggering out of someone's bathroom once again, and Paperblade rolling up in a limo with wads of cash.
I see.
FACTIONS WHO DIDN'T JACK UP THE LYNCH
MEDS
SANDS
STARS
MUDS
SNOWS
FACTIONS WHO DID
????s
A non-???? consensus of "lol" emerges.
Oh, five profit to everyone who voted. -25 to each member of the ????s. For sucking dick.
LYNCH SHOP
2 Hail TMs and the last 2 Defog TMs were won for 250 Profit each, the min bid.
7 of the gaylord hook items and 1 gaylord sg item are gone.
The MEDS Bank won Mai Valentine for 261 Profit. Seems LightWolf wanted a cheap hooker................
It is now Night Four. N4 will end in 48 hours since you scrubs don't get actions in, 3PM PST 2/4.
RESULTS GOING OUT NOW ETC. Don't ask about profit for ~an hour+ until I say I have dealt w/ it.
PS IT IS STILL RAINING.
After the rather lackluster Operation NIGHTSHRIEK displayed last night, in which nothing turned out to happen (troll or not, YOU DECIDE), half your teams decide to vote today and try to make magic happen!
For the record, the half was taken based on: 1. the total # of people your team has alive, THEN 2. the total # of people who can vote without getting godkilled.
wickdaggler waggles his dick, which prompts Accent to post a picture of where he'd like that dick to go, and they vote 2gether.
Nobody else cares to follow, though, but a variety of people vote Agape. There are a few one-offs. Then, mighty LightWolf sees two stragglers come to his aid.
It seems this man's might has won the lynch............................
THE LPV GOES TO: LIGHTWOLF.
Probably the only time he'll ever be happy to win a lynch. js.
"WHAT THE <SNIP> YETI, <SNIP> YOU AND THIS GAME AND HOW EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS TO HIM, <SNIP>!!!!!!" someone starts screaming in the background, but nobody apparently cares.
billymills swaggers back into town, looking a tad bit pale, and wearing a Civil War-era dress.
"...................." is the only proper response at your faithful moderator dolled up in a giant hoop skirt.
"lol I get a lpv and you get a dress, haha I am the best," LightWolf comments, and billymills narrows his eyes.
"you sux," is his only comeback.
"Weak man, you're turning into a pussy now," Mekkah sighs, from somewhere very distant.
billymills looks down at his dress, then up at fellow returning men ginganinja and Paperblade, and scurries off to change before he is shamed more.
Crux, however, is still off adventuring. He misses ginga staggering out of someone's bathroom once again, and Paperblade rolling up in a limo with wads of cash.
I see.
FACTIONS WHO DIDN'T JACK UP THE LYNCH
MEDS
SANDS
STARS
MUDS
SNOWS
FACTIONS WHO DID
????s
A non-???? consensus of "lol" emerges.
Oh, five profit to everyone who voted. -25 to each member of the ????s. For sucking dick.
LYNCH SHOP
2 Hail TMs and the last 2 Defog TMs were won for 250 Profit each, the min bid.
7 of the gaylord hook items and 1 gaylord sg item are gone.
The MEDS Bank won Mai Valentine for 261 Profit. Seems LightWolf wanted a cheap hooker................
It is now Night Four. N4 will end in 48 hours since you scrubs don't get actions in, 3PM PST 2/4.
RESULTS GOING OUT NOW ETC. Don't ask about profit for ~an hour+ until I say I have dealt w/ it.
PS IT IS STILL RAINING.
[17:15] <~Yeti> DEADLINE
[17:15] <~Yeti> ALL ACTIONS ARE IN
[17:15] <~Yeti> someone post
[17:16] <~Yeti> so i don't like
[17:16] <~Yeti> triple double
[17:16] <+billymills> I'll do it
[17:16] <+billymills> just wait a second.
v_v
rule the world
i will
etc
[17:15] <~Yeti> ALL ACTIONS ARE IN
[17:15] <~Yeti> someone post
[17:16] <~Yeti> so i don't like
[17:16] <~Yeti> triple double
[17:16] <+billymills> I'll do it
[17:16] <+billymills> just wait a second.
v_v
rule the world
i will
etc
SOMEHOW ALL ACTIONS MADE IT IN
NOT SURE HOW
There was a bloodbath last night. Or a lot of child sex slave kidnappers on the loose.
Emerging from your rooms, you are all startled to discover there are seven people missing. Hunting around, it seems that only two bodies have turned up.
The ghosts of three men stare on in horror as they sob furiously around the body of the angry scientist, who has his head and shoulders strapped under the surface of a giant puddle of mud. This deep pothole in a road seems to have drowned the poor man, and his body is coated in mud as well.
Recently-joined man Acklow is lying in a dumpster in a back alley, his veins eerily purple and visible. His mouth is open, as if he was screaming, but whatever killed him, probably poison, acted fast. Upon careful analysis, there appears to be a needle mark in his arm, bruised at the injection site.
"How you kill something so cute??!?!?!!?!?!" someone yells, but it is a moot point.
As no bodies turn up, it is assumed the five missing men are simply.. off adventuring.
Crux, Flamestrike, GoldenKnight, ginganinja and Nightmare Jigglypuff are all missing.
lmao.
THE LYNCH
Lynch Result: Winner is KILLED.
"FINALLY!!!!!!!" is shouted by pretty much everyone in the game.
Faction Goal: At least one member votes toward majority.
Faction Reward: Profit for each member.
Individual Reward for voting: 10 profit.
No negative result.
THERE IS CONTINUED RAIN UP IN THIS.
THE SHOP
Updated asap. u will find these items 2 b vry appealing.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...FJ4Nnd6QmQySWJjSWlKVHFuY1VXaVE&hl=en_US#gid=4
many ?????????-worthy items
It is now Day Five. D5 will end in 48 hours, 3PM PST, or when there is majority and all actions in.
Results going out asap. I will update the shop first and then you may nag me for results. ALL RESULTS OUT. i will do profit asap.
NOT SURE HOW
There was a bloodbath last night. Or a lot of child sex slave kidnappers on the loose.
Emerging from your rooms, you are all startled to discover there are seven people missing. Hunting around, it seems that only two bodies have turned up.
The ghosts of three men stare on in horror as they sob furiously around the body of the angry scientist, who has his head and shoulders strapped under the surface of a giant puddle of mud. This deep pothole in a road seems to have drowned the poor man, and his body is coated in mud as well.
Dear theangryscientist,
You are Osama Bin Laden.
You are a monster who had probably next to nothing to do with anything involving 9/11, but you took credit and proved you were the champion at hide and seek for 10 years while ruining Afghanistan and everything in it. In fact, we wasted trillions of dollars and thousands of unnecessary lives while sacrificing every freedom we had ever thought of in order to just try and capture you- and to a large extent we failed! Naturally the STARS love someone like you who can capture the spotlight for so long, and one who could play hide and seek and kill people at the same time.
Every night, you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with “NX - Play Hide and seek with USER." You will send USER out into the middle of the desert where they will spend the rest of the day, trying to find you and explore their surroundings while you are nowhere to be found. However, after this kidnap they may return with a little gift from their travels, if they survive…
Additionally, since you are the world's master at hide and seek, no one can ever find you to target you with an action, unless they're desperate enough to kill you trying. There are, of course, some exceptions to this.
Also, since you know no one cares what you think and hates your opinions and death threats, your influence in lynch people is worth a negative vote, since people will go out of their way to go against you.
<snip>
You are allied with the STARS. To win, you must dispose of all threats.
Recently-joined man Acklow is lying in a dumpster in a back alley, his veins eerily purple and visible. His mouth is open, as if he was screaming, but whatever killed him, probably poison, acted fast. Upon careful analysis, there appears to be a needle mark in his arm, bruised at the injection site.
Dear RaRe555/Acklow,
You are a Dewgong.
Better than a Walrein, you’re the first gen seal. Also Walrein would be an Aquanaut, but those scums aren’t in this game. Or maybe a Dragon. It’s always a mystery who that mafian’s scumbuddies really are. You are cute and you have a lot of HP, or at least Yeti’s did. A pleasant seal sort, Dewgong the master was quite helpful back in RBY and GSC. Now there’s so many water mons you’ve fallen out of common use, but those who know true talent will always remember you.
Every night, you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with “NX - Put on a show for USER”. You will round up some squeaky stuff, a ball, and hoops, and act like a circus sea lion in front of USER, which will distract them all night and prevent them from doing anything.
Additionally, you are also not unaware of the existence of abilities beyond this, but your Ice Type half cannot perform them without some assistance. Perhaps if you could make it hail...
Every day, you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with “DX - Use Thief on USER”. Self-explanatory but in case you need help, you will use the move Thief on USER and take all their items.
<snip>
You are allied with the SNOWS. To win, you must dispose of all threats and gain the SNOWS.
"How you kill something so cute??!?!?!!?!?!" someone yells, but it is a moot point.
As no bodies turn up, it is assumed the five missing men are simply.. off adventuring.
Crux, Flamestrike, GoldenKnight, ginganinja and Nightmare Jigglypuff are all missing.
lmao.
THE LYNCH
Lynch Result: Winner is KILLED.
"FINALLY!!!!!!!" is shouted by pretty much everyone in the game.
Faction Goal: At least one member votes toward majority.
Faction Reward: Profit for each member.
Individual Reward for voting: 10 profit.
No negative result.
THERE IS CONTINUED RAIN UP IN THIS.
THE SHOP
Updated asap. u will find these items 2 b vry appealing.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...FJ4Nnd6QmQySWJjSWlKVHFuY1VXaVE&hl=en_US#gid=4
many ?????????-worthy items
It is now Day Five. D5 will end in 48 hours, 3PM PST, or when there is majority and all actions in.
Results going out asap. I will update the shop first and then you may nag me for results. ALL RESULTS OUT. i will do profit asap.
If Captain Fork grew up
Would he lynch General Spoon?
Would he lynch General Spoon?
Vote Accent sounds like an idea as good as sex. Which I probs should go do now, its the best after all.