Man, you ain't never had shit that's puffed, crunchy and psuedo-cheesy like this garbage. Its mascot is also a fucking cheetah. In case you didn't know, cheetahs can run like 65 mph or some ridiculous shit. And he's wearing fucking sunglasses, the fuck is that.
I'll admit, I was skeptical at first as to whether something called "cocoa puffs" could yield a good cereal. Then, I saw the mascot. That bird is fucking
cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Look at that, he isn't even using a spoon, he's just shoving his fucking wing in there. And he doesn't even have thumbs to eat it with. Cocoa Puffs is good because it's crunchy and tastes somewhat like chocolate while not being a direct imitator. The milk adds an element of coolness and enhances the flavor tenfold from being "kind of a shitty version of buncha crunch" to "wow, maybe I will eat this for breakfast someday." But, what really sells it is the fucking bird there diving into the bowl with no regard for his ability to digest the cereal or table manners.
Finally, we come to Hawaiian Punch. I think ck would like this, because it is basically sugar+water+red food coloring. It tastes a little bit like fruit punch, but there is so much sugar in it that it doesn't matter. The mascot is also a fucking boss looking hawaiian kid just chilling there on a surfboard. He is just not giving a fuck as he manages to maintain balance on his precarious surfboard while advertising diabetes in a can.
you don't fuck with le petit ecolier
