Completed I did a performance on puns. Really, it was just a play on words.

[F Amadon]

2v2 Stage 3-5* Singles
Switch=OK
Items: On
First sendout by coinflip

nb 1, maxim 2

nightblitz42

Lisa the Smeargle

Smeargle [F]
STAGE: 3*
NATURE: Serious (no change)
TYPE: Normal
ABILITIES: Own Tempo, Technician, Moody

STATS
HP: 80
Atk: 2
Def: 3
SpA: 2
SpD: 4
Spe: 75
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 4

MOVES
Baton Pass
Bide
Bounce
Counter
Explosion
Fake Out
Foul Play
Metal Burst
Metronome
No Retreat
Pain Split
Spore
Stealth Rock
Stored Power
Transform

Clay the Eevee ★★★★★

Eevee [F]

Additional Sprites

STAGE: 5*
NATURE: Brave (+Atk, -Spe, -10% Eva)
TYPE: Normal
ABILITIES: Run Away, Adaptability, Anticipation

STATS
HP: 80
Atk: 5 (+)
Def: 4
SpA: 4
SpD: 5
Spe: 47 (-10% Eva)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

MOVES
Attract
Baby-Doll Eyes
Baton Pass
Bide
Bite
Body Slam
Captivate
Celebrate
Charm
Confide
Copycat
Covet
Curse
Detect
Dig
Double Kick
Double Team
Double-Edge
Echoed Voice
Endure
Facade
Fake Tears
Flail
Focus Energy
Frustration
Growl
Headbutt
Heal Bell
Helping Hand
Hidden Power (Ghost)
Hyper Voice
Iron Tail
Laser Focus
Last Resort
Mimic
Mud-Slap
Natural Gift
Pay Day
Protect
Quick Attack
Rage
Rain Dance
Reflect
Refresh
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Round
Sand Attack
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Sing
Skull Bash
Sleep Talk
Snore
Stored Power
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Swift
Synchronoise
Tackle
Tail Whip
Take Down
Tickle
Toxic
Trump Card
Weather Ball
Wish
Work Up
Yawn

Maxim
Blastioise:

Sebastian

Blastoise [Sebastian] (M)
Nature: Modest (+1 SpA, -1 Atk)
Stage: 5

Profile:
Sebastian is, in a word, thoughtful. He rarely acts before checking for the best possible for the situation he is in. As such, is a serious rival with the impulsive Aria.

Mega Evolution

Mega Ability:
Mega Launcher

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 6 (-)
Def: Rank 9
SpA: Rank 11 (+)
SpD: Rank 8
Spe: 78
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 5

Type:
Water

Abilities:
Torrent/Rain Dish

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 5 (-)
Def: Rank 7
SpA: Rank 7 (+)
SpD: Rank 8
Spe: 78
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4

Attacks:
Aqua Jet
Aqua Ring
Aqua Tail
Attract
Aura Sphere
Avalanche
Bide
Bite
Blizzard
Block
Body Press
Body Slam
Brick Break
Brine
Bubble
Bubble Beam
Bulldoze
Captivate
Celebrate
Confide
Confusion
Counter
Crunch
Curse
Dark Pulse
Defense Curl
Dig
Dive
Double Team
Double-Edge
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Tail
Dynamic Punch
Earthquake
Endure
Facade
Fake Out
False Swipe
Fissure
Flail
Flash Cannon
Fling
Flip Turn
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Follow Me
Foresight
Frustration
Giga Impact
Gyro Ball
Hail
Haze
Headbutt
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Fire
Hydro Cannon
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Icy Wind
Iron Defense
Iron Tail
Life Dew
Liquidation
Mega Kick
Mega Punch
Mimic
Mirror Coat
Mist
Mud Sport
Mud-Slap
Muddy Water
Natural Gift
Outrage
Power-Up Punch
Protect
Rage
Rain Dance
Rapid Spin
Reflect
Refresh
Rest
Return
Roar
Rock Climb
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Rollout
Round
Scald
Secret Power
Seismic Toss
Shell Smash
Signal Beam
Skull Bash
Sleep Talk
Smack Down
Snore
Strength
Submission
Substitute
Surf
Swagger
Tackle
Tail Whip
Take Down
Terrain Pulse
Toxic
Water Gun
Water Pledge
Water Pulse
Water Spout
Waterfall
Weather Ball
Whirlpool
Withdraw
Work Up
Yawn
Zen Headbutt

Machamp:

Bruce

Machamp [Bruce] (M)
Nature: Serious (No Change)
Stage: 3

Profile:
This Pokemon's character is, as yet, unknown.

Type:
Fighting

Abilities:
Guts/No Guard/Steadfast

Stats:

HP: 95
Atk: Rank 9
Def: Rank 6
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 6
Spe: 55
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 5

Attacks:
Assurance
Attract
Bide
Body Slam
Brick Break
Bulk Up
Bulldoze
Bullet Punch
Captivate
Close Combat
Confide
Counter
Cross Chop
Cross Poison
Curse
Darkest Lariat
Detect
Dig
Double Team
Double-Edge
Dual Chop
Dynamic Punch
Earthquake
Encore
Endure
Facade
Fire Blast
Fire Punch
Fissure
Flamethrower
Fling
Focus Blast
Focus Energy
Focus Punch
Foresight
Frustration
Giga Impact
Headbutt
Heavy Slam
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Dark
High Horsepower
Hyper Beam
Ice Punch
Incinerate
Karate Chop
Knock Off
Leer
Light Screen
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Meditate
Mega Kick
Mega Punch
Metronome
Mimic
Mud-Slap
Natural Gift
Payback
Poison Jab
Power Trick
Power-Up Punch
Protect
Quick Guard
Rage
Rain Dance
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Revenge
Reversal
Rock Blast
Rock Climb
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Rolling Kick
Round
Scary Face
Secret Power
Seismic Toss
Skull Bash
Sleep Talk
Smack Down
Smelling Salts
Snore
Stomping Tantrum
Stone Edge
Strength
Submission
Substitute
Sunny Day
Superpower
Swagger
Take Down
Thief
Throat Chop
Thunder Punch
Tickle
Toxic
Vital Throw
Wake-Up Slap
Wide Guard
Work Up

You know, I'm not exactly an expert, but I gotta say, Mega Blastoise and Machamp look pretty threatening here. But I know Nightblitz's Eevee is pretty terrifying, too! I want to see the story about how Eevee hit 5*s, I assume a good Tree run?
nightblitz42 sends out
Maxim sends out and orders
nightblitz42 orders
Florina Liastacia refs​

 

[nightblitz42]

It took me two Tree attempts, and on the second attempt I got several lucky breaks. Also, the partner Drifblim hard-carried (Acrobatics on lower Floors is nuts btw)

Sending in Smeargle with Focus Sash.
"Nobody understands my art! All they do is criticize me -- tell me I'm washed up, that I'm no good anymore! Well I'll show them! I'll show them all!! Hehehe haha!!!"
Maxim up

 

[Maxim]

"Hah, a Smeargle and an Eevee of all things? This'll be a cinch!"

"Do not underestimate your opponent." *Bows to the Opponent* "Let us have a fair and honorable fight!"

Machamp w/Flame Orb

Knock Off~Dynamic Punch~Cross Chop
If Bide A1, then change actions to Bulk Up~Attract~Knock Off.
If Counter, then use Focus Blast that action and push actions back.
If Spore A1, then use Protect and push actions back.

 

[nightblitz42]

"Tsk! People who gloat about fighting 'fair' and 'honorable' tick me off the most. Those words are just meaningless labels that closed-minded haters use to hold me back. I don't fight 'fair,' and you can't make me. Sorry, not sorry."
Spore > Baton Pass > Fake Out

 

[F Amadon]

@ Focus Sash
Normal | Own Tempo / Technician / Moody

type/ability/item effects

Immune to Intimidate and doesn't hit self in confusion. Boosted BAP to low BAP moves. Has a shifting secondary nature.

HP: 80/80 | EN: 100
2/3/2/4/75 | 2/4
Status: OK

@ Flame Orb
Fighting | Guts / No Guard / Steadfast

type/ability/item effects

More BAP when statused. Always hits, always hit. +1 Spe when flinched.

HP: 95/95 | EN: 100
9/6/5/6/55 | 3/5
Status: OK​

calcs

A1

Machamp used Protect! -7 EN, 93 left
Machamp erected a sentry barrier!

Smeargle used Spore! -8 EN, 92 left
odor-blocking body wash

Machamp's Flame Orb! Machamp was burned. -2 HP Machamp, 93 left.

A2

Smeargle used Baton Pass! -9 EN, 83 left
Smeargle said "fuck this shit I'm out"

Machamp used Knock Off! -7 EN, 86 left
12/24>1/24, does not crit
10 (BAP) + 3 (Guts) + 2 (Flame Orb) - 5 (Focus Sash) + 6 (Atk-Def) = 16 damage, 62 HP Smeargle
Smeargle's Focus Sash was knocked off!

Machamp's Burn! -2 HP Machamp, 91 left

A3

Smeargle used Fake Out! -4 EN, 79 left
14/24>1/24, does not crit
6 (BAP*1.5) + 3 (STAB) - 4 (Atk-Def) = 5 damage, 86 HP Machamp
Machamp flinched! Machamp's Steadfast- Machamp's Speed increased! New speed of 96.

Machamp flinched!

Machamp's Burn! -2 HP, 84 left

Smeargle's Moody! Smeargle became Jolly! +30% speed, 2x Accuracy, -1 SpA

@ ???
Normal | Run Away / Adaptability / Anticipation

type/ability/item effects

Avoids hazards. +2 BAP to STABs. -2 BAP to weaknesses and self-booms.

HP: 80/80 | EN: 100
5/4/4/5/47 | 1/1
Status: OK

bench

@ Focus Sash Knocked Off!
Normal | Own Tempo / Technician / Moody

type/ability/item effects

Immune to Intimidate and doesn't hit self in confusion. Boosted BAP to low BAP moves. Has a shifting secondary nature.

HP: 62/80 | EN: 79
2/3/2 1/4/75 98| 2/4
Status: OK, Jolly

@ Flame Orb
Fighting | Guts / No Guard / Steadfast

type/ability/item effects

More BAP when statused. Always hits, always hit. +1 Spe when flinched.

HP: 84/95 | EN: 86
9/6/5/6/55 96 | 3/5
Status: Burned, +1 Spe​

nightblitz42 to equip and order
Maxim to order
Florina Liastacia to ref​

 

[nightblitz42]

Equipping Eevium Z.

"Jeez, Smeargle, you couldn't even toss in a No Retreat for me? Ah well, it's not like I need help anyways~"
Extreme Evoboost > Stored Power > Stored Power
IF Focus Punch a1 THEN Skull Bash, pushing back actions and subs.
IF damaging Fighting-Type combo THEN Protect, pushing back actions and subs.
IF Bide a2 OR a3 THEN Work Up, pushing back actions and subs.

 

[Maxim]

"Feh, kids these days. No respect."

Low Sweep~Dynamic Punch~Cross Chop

 

[F Amadon]

@ Eevium Z
Normal | Run Away / Adaptability / Anticipation

type/ability/item effects

Avoids hazards. +2 BAP to STABs. -2 BAP to weaknesses and self-booms.

HP: 80/80 | EN: 100
5/4/4/5/47 | 1/1
Status: OK

bench

@ Focus Sash Knocked Off!
Normal | Own Tempo / Technician / Moody

type/ability/item effects

Immune to Intimidate and doesn't hit self in confusion. Boosted BAP to low BAP moves. Has a shifting secondary nature.

HP: 62/80 | EN: 79
2/3/2 1/4/75 98| 2/4
Status: OK, Jolly

@ Flame Orb
Fighting | Guts / No Guard / Steadfast

type/ability/item effects

More BAP when statused. Always hits, always hit. +1 Spe when flinched.

HP: 84/95 | EN: 86
9/6/5/6/55 96 | 3/5
Status: Burned, +1 Spe (natural stage)​

calcs

A1

Rolls for crit: 4,21,7,10,13, no crits

Machamp used Low Sweep! -4 EN, 82 left
7 BAP + 2 Flame Orb + 3 Guts - 2 Anticipation + 3 STAB + 5 Atk-Def = 18*1.5 = 27 damage, 53 HP Eevee
Machamp broke Eevee's kneecaps, -1 Spe

Eevee used Extreme Evoboost! -8 EN, 92 left
Eevee is really feeling it! New stages: +2 Atk, Def, SpA, SpD, +1 Spe, 82 Speed

Machamp's Burn! -2 HP, 82 left

A2

Machamp used Dynamic Punch! -7 EN, 75 left
10+2+3-2+3+5=21*1.5-4=29, 24 HP left
1d3=2, 3 counters

-1 counter
1d3=2, does not hit self
Eevee used Stored Power! -7 EN, 85 left
(20-2)*1.5=27+4=31 damage, 51 HP Machamp

Machamp's Burn! -2 HP, 49 left

A3

Machamp used Cross Chop! -6 EN, 69 left
1d8=8 does not crit
Cross chop go burrrrr, Eevee is down

Burn baby burn, 47 HP

@ Eevium Z
Normal | Run Away / Adaptability / Anticipation

type/ability/item effects

Avoids hazards. +2 BAP to STABs. -2 BAP to weaknesses and self-booms.

HP: 0/80 | EN: 85
5/4/4/5/47 | 1/1
Status: KO

bench

@ Focus Sash Knocked Off!
Normal | Own Tempo / Technician / Moody

type/ability/item effects

Immune to Intimidate and doesn't hit self in confusion. Boosted BAP to low BAP moves. Has a shifting secondary nature.

HP: 62/80 | EN: 79
2/3/2/4/75| 2/4
Status: OK

​

@ Flame Orb
Fighting | Guts / No Guard / Steadfast

type/ability/item effects

More BAP when statused. Always hits, always hit. +1 Spe when flinched.

HP: 47/95 | EN: 69
9/6/5/6/55 96 | 3/5
Status: Burned, +1 Spe (natural stage)​

Stored Power hits super hard, but a well-planned Low Sweep neutralizes a lot of the threat. That Fake Out from Round 1 came back to bite!

Maxim to order against Smeargle
nightblitz42 to order
Me to ref, hopefully on a PC​

​

 

[Maxim]

Steadfast increases the natural stage by 1, so Machamp should still have a speed boost. I don't believe Moody carries between switchouts, so I think he's at normal stats.

"Oh, that was easier than I thought it would be. No matter, time to paint my victory mural you snob artist."

Dynamic Punch~Cross Chop~Close Combat
If Counter, then Focus Blast
If Metal Burst, then Focus Punch
If Transform, then Taunt

 

[nightblitz42]

"Don't you dare get cocky with me! It's my partner's fault I lost! An artist of my caliber shouldn't be forced to work with such shoddy understudies!"
Metronome x3

 

[F Amadon]

@ Focus Sash Knocked Off!
Normal | Own Tempo / Technician / Moody

type/ability/item effects

Immune to Intimidate and doesn't hit self in confusion. Boosted BAP to low BAP moves. Has a shifting secondary nature.

HP: 62/80 | EN: 79
2/3/2/4/75| 2/4
Status: OK

@ Flame Orb
Fighting | Guts / No Guard / Steadfast

type/ability/item effects

More BAP when statused. Always hits, always hit. +1 Spe when flinched.

HP: 47/95 | EN: 69
9/6/5/6/55 96 | 3/5
Status: Burned, +1 Spe (natural stage)​

which finger is he waving?} [B

A1[/B]

Machamp used Dynamic Punch! -7 EN, 62 left
11/24>1/24, does not crit
10+3+3+2+6=24*1.5=36 damage, 26 HP left
Smeargle was confused! It doesn't matter because Own Tempo so I'm not rolling counters, the match is probably over anyways

Smeargle used Metronome! -7 EN
1d1474=687, Lava Plume! -6 EN
8/24>1/24, does not crit
8-4=4 damage, 43 HP Machamp

Machamp's Burn! -2 HP Machamp, 41 left

A2

Machamp used Cross Chop! -7 EN, 55 left
crit irrelevant
36 damage, Smeargle down

@ Focus Sash Knocked Off!
Normal | Own Tempo / Technician / Moody

type/ability/item effects

Immune to Intimidate and doesn't hit self in confusion. Boosted BAP to low BAP moves. Has a shifting secondary nature.

HP: 0/80 | EN: 66
2/3/2/4/75| 2/4
Status: OK

@ Flame Orb
Fighting | Guts / No Guard / Steadfast

type/ability/item effects

More BAP when statused. Always hits, always hit. +1 Spe when flinched.

HP: 41/95 | EN: 55
9/6/5/6/55 96 | 3/5
Status: Burned, +1 Spe (natural stage)​

I'm not sure there's anything that Metronome could have rolled that would have majorly changed the battle, but, hey, at least someone is using new Metronome.

Rewards
nightblitz42 and Maxim: -2 JC, +2 TC, +2 RC
Florina Liastacia: +6 JC, +2 TC, +2 RC​