HEY. ITS ME, BILL. HOW ARE YOU DOING? I HOPE YOU ARE WELL, BECAUSE I AM NOT. I PLAY POKEMON SHOWDOWN ON THE SIDE. WELL I “PLAYED” POKEMON SHOWDOWN ON THE SIDE. POKEMON SHOWDOWN IS A LOAD OF WANK. WHAT A LOAD OF GARBAGE THIS WEBSITE IS.
I HAD TO LEAVE OVER WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK IN MY JOB. I WAS SACKED, YES, SACKED, BECAUSE OF POKEMON SHOWDOWN. IT WAS THE MOST BORING DAY GOING, SO I DECIDED TO HOP ON SHOWDOWN AND DESTROY CHUMPS ON LADDER. I DECIDED TO PLAY GEN 9 RANDOM BATTLES, BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID TO PISS GOD OFF. I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GAME. I WAS GETTING HAXED AND CRIT UP THE ARSE EVERY GAME I PLAY. GAME 1 I GOT CRIT HIGH ROLLED ON THE LAST TURN, AND GAME 2 I RAN INTO AN UNPLAYABLE MATCHUP WHERE I MISSED ALL MY MOVES. LOAD OF GARBAGE. I PLAYED ABOUT TEN GAMES, AND MY GOD WAS I GETTING ANGRY. I COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I WAS IN WORK, BUT THE AMOUNT OF RAGE BUILDING IN ME WAS UNREAL. I WAS GROWLING WITH ANGER AND WOULD IMPLODE IF ANYTHING MORE HAPPENED. THEN THE THE ELEVENTH GAME HAPPENED. WORST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. I AGAIN RAN INTO AN UNPLAYABLE MATCHUP. DESPITE THIS, ME, BEING THE LEGEND I AM STARTING OUTPLAYING MY OPPONENT. HE STARTING CHATTING SHIT ABOUT ME, SO I STARTED SAYING IT BACK. IF YOU LEARNED WHAT I SAID, YOU WOULD NOT WANNA SPEAK TO ME. THEN, THE FINAL TURN CAME OUT. I WAS DRASTICALLY FAVOURED TO WIN, I JUST HAD TO HIT RAZOR LEAF AND I HAD TWO OPPORTUNITIES TO DO SO. HOWEVER, MY STUPID OPPONENT DODGED TWO IN A ROW, AND AFTER DODGING TWO, CRIT ME. HE CRIT ME. FUCK OFF. HE STARTING CHATTING SHIT, AND I BLEW. A. GASKET!!!! JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY IN REAL LIFE RAGE, MY BOSS WALKED IN. THESE WORDS CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH
”WILL YOU FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH”
”RIGHT. THATS IT” HE GOES. HE SACKS ME RIGHT ON THE SPOT. GONE. IMMEDIATLY. SHATTERED TO PIECES. WHAT DO I DO GUYS??? PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE.
I HAD TO LEAVE OVER WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK IN MY JOB. I WAS SACKED, YES, SACKED, BECAUSE OF POKEMON SHOWDOWN. IT WAS THE MOST BORING DAY GOING, SO I DECIDED TO HOP ON SHOWDOWN AND DESTROY CHUMPS ON LADDER. I DECIDED TO PLAY GEN 9 RANDOM BATTLES, BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID TO PISS GOD OFF. I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GAME. I WAS GETTING HAXED AND CRIT UP THE ARSE EVERY GAME I PLAY. GAME 1 I GOT CRIT HIGH ROLLED ON THE LAST TURN, AND GAME 2 I RAN INTO AN UNPLAYABLE MATCHUP WHERE I MISSED ALL MY MOVES. LOAD OF GARBAGE. I PLAYED ABOUT TEN GAMES, AND MY GOD WAS I GETTING ANGRY. I COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I WAS IN WORK, BUT THE AMOUNT OF RAGE BUILDING IN ME WAS UNREAL. I WAS GROWLING WITH ANGER AND WOULD IMPLODE IF ANYTHING MORE HAPPENED. THEN THE THE ELEVENTH GAME HAPPENED. WORST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. I AGAIN RAN INTO AN UNPLAYABLE MATCHUP. DESPITE THIS, ME, BEING THE LEGEND I AM STARTING OUTPLAYING MY OPPONENT. HE STARTING CHATTING SHIT ABOUT ME, SO I STARTED SAYING IT BACK. IF YOU LEARNED WHAT I SAID, YOU WOULD NOT WANNA SPEAK TO ME. THEN, THE FINAL TURN CAME OUT. I WAS DRASTICALLY FAVOURED TO WIN, I JUST HAD TO HIT RAZOR LEAF AND I HAD TWO OPPORTUNITIES TO DO SO. HOWEVER, MY STUPID OPPONENT DODGED TWO IN A ROW, AND AFTER DODGING TWO, CRIT ME. HE CRIT ME. FUCK OFF. HE STARTING CHATTING SHIT, AND I BLEW. A. GASKET!!!! JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY IN REAL LIFE RAGE, MY BOSS WALKED IN. THESE WORDS CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH
”WILL YOU FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH”
”RIGHT. THATS IT” HE GOES. HE SACKS ME RIGHT ON THE SPOT. GONE. IMMEDIATLY. SHATTERED TO PIECES. WHAT DO I DO GUYS??? PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE.
