Sex- I mean, it's enjoyable, but that shit is disgusting, fluids and sweat and hair and everything mixed in and suddenly everything in mixed and suddenly becomes the nastiest thing in the world. This include masturbation too.
Fanboys- Sony/Apple/Nvidia doesn't give a shit about how much you love them as long as you buy their products.
People think listening to music makes you smarter/dumber- Great, you're 12 and listen to Metallica. That doesn't make you any more speshul than the person who sings along to 3OH!3.
News Elitists- I hate the soccer moms who think they are so cultured for listening to CNN instead of whatever local station, like the local station is shit becuase it has the word Fox on it. I hate the people who think everyone else is stupid because they listen to NPR/BBC/Al Jazeera.
Using angle bracket quotes outside of 4chan congradulations, you know about the third largest imagebaord in the world.
Using >implying anywhere, including 4chan. That shit needs to die.
Liking celebrities after they die, just because they are dead. Micheal Jackson, Amy Whinehouse, Steve Jobs... everyone made tasteless jokes when they where alive? Why stop now?
Commercials. I already pay for fucking cable, why are there still adverts??
People paying for useless degrees. Women's Studies, any foreign language, IT/Programming. All these shit can be learned in books and many free classes but you decided to pay 15k a year. You end up either just going back to find a teaching job for the subject, or getting a job that didn't need the degree anyway.
