what are birds? we just don't know.
tired and obnoxious! miss me with this bullshit"it's not X unless it's from the Y region of France otherwise its just sparkling Z"
congrats on the sex and being so casual about it. we can't all be so lucky! just plain rude."sure sex is great, but have you ever <done something mildly satisfying>"
actually i quite like this one. this one can stay. especially when its about a new animal discovery or something"new <thing> just dropped"
oh shut up. just shut up"nobody:
me: <dumb non sequitur>"