So I queued up in a Normal game with two of my buds whom I haven't played with for a while due to them playing WoW constantly. We had just lost our previous game, and were hitting the mode at which we don't care whether we win or lose, and are just out to have fun. So they decide to play Nasus and Garen and lane together with their respective Dreadknight skin "and be Dreadknight brothers." I decided to play some Maokai, and donned my Totemic Skin. The other two players chose Fiddlesticks (later revealed to have the fiddle me timbers skin) and a Miss Fortune (with no skin... like a bitch).
About 10 seconds away from the start, I realized Fiddlesticks had smite. I calmly mentioned this to my friends and told them how I don't want to solo lane, and how they must be forced apart. They responded with "Sucks, Deal with it." And I said, "Fine, I will."
We start connecting, but tragedy strikes, and MF never connects. Everyone else loads up to "summoning" but MF was not there. However, my plan to deal with not solo laning was still afoot, and would not be tarnished by this hindrance.
The game begins a 4 v 5. We all quickly buy our items and head to our respective starting points. They, not caring about win or loss, go to lane with each other, and Fiddle goes to jungle. Now my plan of not solo laning shall be revealed. I followed them bot. Yes, all three of us valiantly charged to bottom lane, with a dumbstruck Fiddlesticks giving a meek "?" at our bravery. In response, I say only... "Triple Threat."
All three of us form a twirling cyclone of death and go into the far bush. We lie in wait, wondering if they suspect anything. Then, an adventurous enemy Ryze decides he can stroll into our bush. He quickly faced the full wrath of our power, and upon his death I proclaimed in all chat... "Triple Threat."
Flash forward 30 long minutes of getting abused by fiddlesticks for being noobs, and taunted by an enemy nasus whilst dealing with the MF's connectivity problems (she connected 7 minutes in and DCed every 10 minutes or so). We start realizing our mighty Triple Threat is blooming into a colossal carry machine. Our nasus's mighty Adonis form tanked Baron Nashor for us in the final minutes, and our rippling muscles, very much akin to sculptures of beauty and strength, tore through their paper team into their base. Promptly we tanked their turrets long, and hard, and decimated their base so swiftly, that they still had 20 seconds to respawn as the final blow was struck to the nexus, resulting in the absolute victory of the triple threat.
Along the way there was a great many trollings after every teamfight involving truly incoherent rambling that always included the words "Triple Threat." And fun was had by all! Except by the enemy Nasus and Fiddlesticks. They were quite mad.
tl;dr: Played a troll match with two buds with all of us laning bot together while no other lane was defended as MF didn't connect until 7 minutes in and Fiddle decided it was still important to jungle. And despite general stupid play and holistically stupid trash talk (read chat), we still managed to win the game.
