Big Mafia Mafia 3 - Game Over, Big City + A Fairy + Ditto Win!


Leading this village
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Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
You all wake up to very little fanfare, though none of you slept very well. You feel as though bad things are about to happen.

Before they do, however, you are greeted by this morning report:
Local Reporter said:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin, ' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't tryna get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes, to Bel-Air"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as The Goon of California
Wow, what an interesting report!

Obviously there are no deaths, so you all prepare yourself for the first daily vote - and potentially the first casualty of this burgeoning conflict!

One final note - if the Cartel fails to empower a villager, the exact text sent to villagers is this:
UncleSam said:
Cartel empowered you to <Action> <Target>, which you obviously rejected
It is now Day 1. Day 1 ends in 48 hours, at 8 PM PST on Saturday, March 9th. You may now CP role PMs freely.


dark saturday
is a Community Contributor Alumnus

All piglets please see me in my office. You know who you are.

I am a role verified by multiple other villagers as village. This is extremely unfortunate, because it means I have to sweat. I am already preparing my Google Document with host flame for making me do this.

I will be accepting your claims now. Please provide them to me via Smogon or Discord PM. You can find me at the known address.

The vote target will be up once I converse with everyone to ensure we are not duped by the mechanics in this game.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to demand my wife provide maintenance sex for our marriage. What else is a dishwasher for, am I right, boys?? Haha, go get me a donut.

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