Mario absorbed you thru his skin via osmosis

[antemortem]

what power-up does he gain?

 

[Albatross]

The ability to draw voluptuous women at a world record pace

 

[churine]

mario becomes mentally ill :(

 

[BP]

Mario now has the ability to take 30 pound shits after eating at Jimmy Johns.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

mario now has a yeast infection.

 

[Archas]

Mario now has the ability to take 30 pound shits after eating at Jimmy Johns.

It's not a power if everybody can do it.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

mario has spent much of the last day pining after a french girl who he imagined, but who feels very real to him

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Mario becomes a Sigma male

 

[Fusion Flare]

oh dear god mario has gained a rather intense dislike for the johto region

 

[Mace]

mario has spent much of the last day pining after a french girl who he imagined, but who feels very real to him

mood

 

[Bice]

mario is addicted to fruity caffinated drinks

 

[Astra]

mario needs glasses with lens that are thicker than average

 

[CaffeineBoost]

mario is addicted to fruity caffinated drinks

hang on...

 

[Plague von Karma]

An impressive addiction to caffeine

 

[CaffeineBoost]

An impressive addiction to caffeine

...

 

[CanineIllusionist]

Mario is now able to project holograms but only of dogs.

 

[boo836]

Mario is INVINCIBL

 

[Ivy]

The ability to draw voluptuous women at a world record pace

Wish I had an AWOOGA react for this post!

 

[aurora]

mario's E1:E2 ratios become excessively skewed towards E1

 

[phoopes]

Mario is now a simp

 

[Mova]

if wahoo absorbed anyone he'd be able to jump through parallel universes to unlock the hidden features of the worlds

 

[Voltage]

voice acting, and e4ngineering brain 5% of the time, and other 95% of the time he can only think of unfunny shitposts on the internet.

 

[sb879]

 

[MAMP]

dick grows by a few inches

 

[xzern]

balls grows by a few inches