Mario absorbed you thru his skin via osmosis

[Low-Key]

Mario dies

...that's it.

 

[Theorymon]

If Mario absorbed me, he'd probably become a huge Mario fanboy. Since he's also Mario. that'd transform him into the biggest narcissist in the Mushroom Kingdom!

Also he'd dunk on Luigi twice as hard.

 

[antemortem]

that'd transform him into the biggest narcissist in the Mushroom Kingdom!

transform?? our unwashed plumber hero genuinely thinks he’s in princess peach’s league

 

[Arcticblast]

Mario becomes a gamer

 

[Volk]

I'm extremely confused as to why you chose Mario committing osmotic homicide when Nintendo already created Kirby, a character who, y'know, actually absorbs things and acquires their powers. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. Needless to say, Mario would acquire a streak of pedantry.

 

[sb879]

I'm extremely confused as to why you chose Mario committing osmotic homicide when Nintendo already created Kirby, a character who, y'know, actually absorbs things and acquires their powers. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. Needless to say, Mario would acquire a streak of pedantry.

Just offhand, Mario absorbs the powers of mushrooms, fire flowers, ice flowers, mini mushrooms, boomerang bros, tanukis, springs, bees, and cats, through, as the title says, osmosis. Kirby uses its mouth, an entirely different thing.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

i mean technically it's only osmosis if it's water, right? otherwise it's just diffusion

 

[antemortem]

Just offhand, Mario absorbs the powers of mushrooms, fire flowers, ice flowers, mini mushrooms, boomerang bros, tanukis, springs, bees, and cats, through, as the title says, osmosis. Kirby uses its mouth, an entirely different thing.

absolutely

Volk i want you to seriously consider the high risk of mastication and asphyxiation via traditional Kirby in-mouth method

 

[Martin]

If Mario absorbed me, he'd probably become a huge Mario fanboy. Since he's also Mario. that'd transform him into the biggest narcissist in the Mushroom Kingdom!

Also he'd dunk on Luigi twice as hard.

 

[Adeleine]

absolutely

Volk i want you to seriously consider the high risk of mastication and asphyxiation via traditional Kirby in-mouth method

as opposed to mario’s skin turning me into a fucking liquid? sign me up

 

[Ullar]

mario becomes a rabid tabletop gaming fanatic, and starts #gfposting

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Mario becomes based.

 

[Myth2048]

He gains +200 existential defense but -15 in all awareness stats.

 

[DiscoDucky]

Mario returns to his job as a plumber by opening his own business with his brother Luigi. They use the gold coins from the Mushroom Kingdom to provide their employees with a generous health and dental insurance package.

 

[Earthflax]

mario gets rid of his yee yee ass haircut

 

[AM]

Obesity

 

[Lucario]

mario doesnt gain any powers
peach gains the power of not having mario chase her 24/7