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Meta Rebellion: A Hipster Battle between Matezoide and Gale

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Conkeldurr [] (M) #Life Orb
_________________________
Ice Punch ~ Ice Punch ~ Ice Punch


IF Goodra is under the effects of a P/E move when you would act, THEN use Focus Energy on the first instance, Dynamic Punch on the second instance.
IF Counter, AND Goodra is not under the effects of Toxic, THEN use Toxic and remove the not under the effects of Toxic on this substitution on the first instance, use Focus Energy on the second instance and Focus Energy on the third instance.
IF Bide, THEN use Toxic ~ Focus Energy ~ Ice Punch from the action Bide was ordered.
 
As decided on IRC, and based on previous rullings, after much discussion, the second sub was considered ilegal.


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And you know what that means!




Acid Armor -> Counter -> Counter
 
Round Seven

Matezoide (AOBXOO)
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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 89
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK

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Goodra (F) [Mushy]
Type: Dragon
Ability: Hydration/Sap Sipper/Gooey
Item: None
HP: 85
EN: 84
Stats: 4/3/4/5/92 (+8% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 4/5/23
Status: OK

VS

Gale Wing Srock (AOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: 110
EN: 100
Stats: 6/3/1/3/45
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK

Action One
Goodra used Acid Armor! (7 EN)
Goodra's Def rose sharply.

Conkeldurr used Ice Punch! (6 EN)
But it missed.

Action Two
Conkeldurr used Ice Punch! (10 EN)
Crit: 13/16 NO
Damage: [(8 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 9 - 4.5) * 1.5] - 4 = 25.25
Conkeldurr was slowed by Goodra's Gooey.

Goodra used Counter! (18.625 EN)
Damage: (25.25 * 1.5) = 37.875

Action Three
Conkeldurr used Ice Punch! (14 EN)
Crit: 4/16 NO
Damage: [(8 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 9 - 4.5) * 1.5] - 4 = 25.25
Conkeldurr was slowed by Goodra's Gooey.

Goodra used Counter! (24.625 EN)
Damage: (25.25 * 1.5) = 37.875

Matezoide abuses Gale's illegal substitution, first using Acid Armor to help Goodra survive the round, then punishing Conkeldurr's powerful Ice Punch with massively strong Counters. Matezoide has carved out quite the lead for himself this match, and this round has only made that more clear.

Round Seven

Matezoide (AOBXOO)
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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 89
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


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Goodra (F) [Mushy]
Type: Dragon
Ability: Hydration/Sap Sipper/Gooey
Item: None
HP: 34
EN: 34
Stats: 4/3/4/5/92 (+8% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 4/5/23
Status: +2 Def


VS

Gale Wing Srock (AOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: 34
EN: 70
Stats: 6/3/1/3/[18]
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: -2 Spe

Matezoide orders
Gale Wing Srock orders
I ref​
 
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*Pant* *Pant* Alright, here...is my next move! Get ready!


Draco Meteor -> Outrage (3 Actions)


If succesful Protective/Evasive move, Chill that action and push-back.
If Drain Punch outside of a combination AND you are to use Draco Meteor, use Counter that action and push-back.
If Endure, use Infestation that action and push-back, but only once.
 
Round Eight

Matezoide (AOBXOO)
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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 89
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


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Goodra (F) [Mushy]
Type: Dragon
Ability: Hydration/Sap Sipper/Gooey
Item: None
HP: 34
EN: 34
Stats: 4/3/4/5/92 (+8% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 4/5/23
Status: +2 Def


VS

Gale Wing Srock (AOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: 34
EN: 70
Stats: 6/3/1/3/[18]
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: -2 Spe

Action One
Goodra used Draco Meteor! (8 EN)
Hit: 45/100 YES
Crit: 16/16 NO
Damage: (13 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) = 17.5

Conkeldurr used Ice Punch! (18 EN)
Crit: 5/16 NO
Damage: [(8 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 9 - 4.5) * 1.5] - 4 = 25.25
Conkeldurr was slowed by Goodra's Gooey.

Action Two
Conkeldurr used Mach Punch! (3 EN)
Crit: 15/16 NO
Damage: (4 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 9 - 4.5) - 4 = 12.5
Goodra fainted.
Conkeldurr was slowed by Goodra's Gooey.
Conkeldurr took 2 damage from its Life Orb.

Matezoide goes for the kill but priority moves keep Conkeldurr alive.
It's still low on health, though, so don't expect to see it for much longer.

Round Eight

Matezoide (XOBXOO)
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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 89
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


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Goodra (F) [Mushy]
Type: Dragon
Ability: Hydration/Sap Sipper/Gooey
Item: None
HP: KO
EN: KO
Stats: 4/3/4/5/92 (+8% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 4/5/23
Status: KO


VS

Gale Wing Srock (AOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: 14
EN: 49
Stats: 6/3/1/3/[11]
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: -4 Spe

Matezoide sends
Gale Wing Srock orders
Matezoide orders
I ref​
 
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Conkeldurr [] (M) #Life Orb
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Endure ~ Ice Punch ~ Thunder Punch


IF Encore, AND on action 1 or action 2, THEN use COMBO (Mach Punch + Ice Punch) on the first instance.

IF P/E move, THEN use Focus Energy on first instance, Chill on future instance and push back.

IF D/E move, THEN Smack Down on the first instance, Dig on the second instance and push back
 
Round Nine

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 89
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


VS

Gale Wing Srock (AOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: 14
EN: 49
Stats: 6/3/1/3/[11]
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: -4 Spe

Action One
Conkeldurr used Endure! (15 EN)
Conkeldurr is preparing to brace itself.

Hawlucha used Chill! (+12 EN)

Action Two
Hawlucha used Detect! (6 EN)

Conkeldurr used Focus Energy! (12 EN)
Conkeldurr is getting pumped up.

Action Three
Hawlucha used Encore! (10 EN)
Conkeldurr was encored into Focus Energy!

Conkeldurr used Focus Energy! (12 EN)
But it failed.
Round Nine

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 84
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


VS

Gale Wing Srock (AOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: 14
EN: 10
Stats: 6/3/1/3/[14]
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: -3 Spe, Focus Energy (4a), Cannot Endure (1r), Encore (Focus Energy, 1a)

Matezoide orders
Gale Wing Srock orders
I ref​
 
You are one of my best ASB friends dont be like that :<



Anyway, i could be lame and just let Conkeldurr EN faint. OR, i could post a funny gif and KO it the cool way.


t6IG0S901GRq7VGrjOmeHPP6dbLreiTezf6yB8ZvuqjPrZ3R0-gVwdJQOHpmL33dLcSOS6Mq=w511-h288-nc



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You are about to be El Fuert'ed!

Flying Press*3
 
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*Hey that was meant as a comic relief, please don't take offense, also I was bored.

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"Other than that, its all chill"
Conkeldurr [] (M) #Life Orb
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Chill
 
Round Nine

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 84
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


VS

Gale Wing Srock (AOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: 14
EN: 10
Stats: 6/3/1/3/[14]
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: -3 Spe, Focus Energy (4a), Cannot Endure (1r), Encore (Focus Energy, 1a)

Action One
Hawlucha used Flying Press! (5 EN)
Hit: 82/100 YES
Crit: 11/16 NO
Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 18.75
Conkeldurr fainted.

Matezoide's exhibitionist flair shines through in this round, where he orders his Hawlucha to take out an already-dying Conkeldurr. As his Hawlucha swoops down with a mighty Flying Press, some may say that he wasted a valuable set-up action for no reason. Pokemon rights activists may frown at the thought of the unnecessary abuse inflicted upon Conkeldurr. However, I for one have only one thing to say:









yolol

Round Nine

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 79
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


VS

Gale Wing Srock (XOXXOB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Acc)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Conkeldurr (M)
Type:
Fighting
Ability: Guts/Sheer Force/Iron Fist
Item: Life Orb
HP: KO
EN: KO
Stats: 6/3/1/3/[14]
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: KO

Gale Wing Srock sends and orders
Matezoide orders
I ref​
 
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iPOY | Porygon2 (N) #Eviolite
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Skull Bash ~ Skull Bash ~ Skull Bash

IF Hawlucha uses D/E move, THEN use Trick Room on the first instance, Discharge on the second instance and Recover on the third instance.
IF Hawlucha uses Damaging Fighting Type move, THEN use Agility (Evasive) on the first and third instance.
IF Hawlucha uses Encore, THEN use Dodge on the first and third instance.
 
Round Ten

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 90
EN: 79
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


VS

Gale Wing Srock (XOXXAB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Accuracy)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Porygon2 (-) [iPOY]
Type: Normal
Ability: Trace/Download/Analytic
Item: Eviolite
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/[5]/[5]/[5]/52 (-10% Evasion)
S/W/BRT: 2/3/18
Status: OK

Pre-Round
Porygon2 downloaded a SpA boost!

Action One
Porygon2 used Agility (Evasive)! (7 EN)
Porygon2 is ready to dodge attacks.

Hawlucha used Brick Break! (5 EN)
Porygon2 evaded the attack.

Action Two
Porygon2 lowered its head!
Porygon2's Def rose.

Hawlucha used Torment! (10 EN)
Porygon2 was tormented.

Porygon2 used Skull Bash! (7 EN)
Crit: 1/16 YES
Damage: (13 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 4.5 - 4.5) = 21

Action Three
Hawlucha used High Jump Kick! (7 EN)
Crit: 1/16 YES
Damage: (13 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 26.25

Porygon2 used Struggle! (5 EN)
Crit: 8/16 NO
Damage: (5 + 4.5 - 4.5) = 5
Recoil: 5 * 0.4 = 2
Round Ten

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 64
EN: 57
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


VS

Gale Wing Srock (XOXXAB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Accuracy)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Porygon2 (-) [iPOY]
Type: Normal
Ability: Trace/Download/Analytic
Item: Eviolite
HP: 72
EN: 81
Stats: 3/[5]/[5]/[5]/52 (-10% Evasion)
S/W/BRT: 2/3/18
Status: [+1 SpA], +1 Def, Torment (4a)

Matezoide orders
Gale Wing Srock orders
I ref​
 
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I know that, silly. The first Brick Break triggers the sub, so Skull Bash is only used A2 (Which just had to be the one that crit reee).


But the HP difference, while significant, does not change my orders.

Drain Punch -> High Jump Kick -> Drain Punch

If Porygon2 is under the effects of a P/E move, Roost that action the first time and Hone Claws the second.
If Porygon2 is behind a Reflect, use Brick-Break that action
If Bide, begin action string of Hone Claws -> Taunt -> High Jump Kick, starting from the action Bide was first ordered, but only once.
 
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Round Eleven

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 64
EN: 57
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK


VS

Gale Wing Srock (XOXXAB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Accuracy)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Porygon2 (-) [iPOY]
Type: Normal
Ability: Trace/Download/Analytic
Item: Eviolite
HP: 72
EN: 81
Stats: 3/[5]/[5]/[5]/52 (-10% Evasion)
S/W/BRT: 2/3/18
Status: [+1 SpA], +1 Def, Torment (4a)

Action One
Hawlucha used Drain Punch! (11 EN)
Crit: 14/16 NO
Damage: [(8 + 3 + 6 - 7.5) * 1.5] - 2 = 12.25
Recovery: 12.25 / 2 = 6.125

Porygon2 used Conversion2! (4 EN)
Type: [1=Poison, 2=Flying, 3=Bug, 4=Psychic, 5=Ghost] 5/5 GHOST

Action Two
Hawlucha used High Jump Kick! (7 EN)
It doesn't affect Porygon2...
Crash Damage: 2 + 13 = 15

Porygon2 used Ice Beam (7 EN)
Crit: 12/16 NO
Effect: 72/100 NO
Damage: [(9 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5] + 2 = 23

Action Three
Hawlucha used Drain Punch! (11 EN)
It doesn't affect Porygon2...

Porygon2 used Hyper Beam! (10 EN)
Hit: 55/100 YES
Crit: 2/16 NO
Damage: (15 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) + 2 = 22
Round Eleven

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 10
EN: 28
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK

VS

Gale Wing Srock (XOXXAB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Accuracy)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Porygon2 (-) [iPOY]
Type: [Ghost]
Ability: Trace/Download/Analytic
Item: Eviolite
HP: 60
EN: 60
Stats: 3/[5]/[5]/[5]/52 (-10% Evasion)
S/W/BRT: 2/3/18
Status: [+1 SpA], Torment (1a), Sluggish (1a), Conversion2

Gale Wing Srock orders
Matezoide orders
I ref​
 
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iPOY | Porygon2 (N) #Eviolite
__________________________
Psybeam ~ Psyshock ~ Psychic

IF Hawlucha is KO'd, THEN use Chill.

IF Hawlucha is under the effects of a D/E move when you would act, THEN use Barrier on the first instance, Recover on future instances.
IF Hawlucha uses Encore, THEN use Dodge on the first instance, Skull Bash on future instances.
IF Hawlucha is under the effects of P/E move when you would act, THEN use Chill on the first instance, Recover on future instances.
 
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This is the limit...of my power here. I leave the rest to you, my friends! I'll tire him out as much as i can!

Roost -> Roost -> Taunt
 
Round Twelve

Matezoide (XOAXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: 10
EN: 28
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: OK

VS

Gale Wing Srock (XOXXAB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Accuracy)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Porygon2 (-) [iPOY]
Type: [Ghost]
Ability: Trace/Download/Analytic
Item: Eviolite
HP: 60
EN: 60
Stats: 3/[5]/[5]/[5]/52 (-10% Evasion)
S/W/BRT: 2/3/18
Status: [+1 SpA], Torment (1a), Sluggish (1a), Conversion2

Action One
Hawlucha used Roost! (11 EN)
Hawlucha restored 20 HP.

Porygon2 used Psybeam! (5 EN)
Crit: 13/16 NO
Effect: 82/100 NO
Damage: [(7 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5] + 2 = 20

Action Two
Hawlucha used Roost! (15 EN)
Hawlucha restored 20 HP.

Porygon2 used Psyshock! (6 EN)
Crit: 5/16 NO
Damage: [(8 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5] + 2 = 21.5

Action Three
Hawlucha used Taunt! (10 EN)
Hawlucha fainted.

Porygon2 used Psychic! (6.5 EN)
But there was no target.
Round Twelve

Matezoide (XOXXOO)


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Hawlucha (M) [El Fuerte]
Type: Fighting/Flying
Ability: Unburden/Limber/Mold Breaker
Item: None
HP: KO
EN: KO
Stats: 4/3/2/3/118
S/W/BRT: 2/2/20
Status: KO

VS

Gale Wing Srock (XOXXAB)
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Heracross (F) [Dexter]
Type: Bug/Fighting
Ability: Swarm/Guts
Item: Everstone
HP: 64
EN: 40
Stats: [6]/3/1/3/98 (+11% Accuracy)
S/W/BRT: 3/4/19
Status: OK
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Porygon2 (-) [iPOY]
Type: [Ghost]
Ability: Trace/Download/Analytic
Item: Eviolite
HP: 60
EN: 42
Stats: 3/[5]/[5]/[5]/52 (-10% Evasion)
S/W/BRT: 2/3/18
Status: [+1 SpA], Taunt (5a), Conversion2

Matezoide sends and orders
Gale Wing Srock orders
I ref​
 
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