This is 2 (3 if you count UCLA vs. Hawaii) weeks too late, but welcome to amateur hour. If you're looking to rave about underdogs, call Notre Dame overrated (how dare you), or shit on Texas*, you've come to the right place. If you haven't been up-to-date with what's happening, here's the TL;DR:
*For reference, Texas has elected to move from the Big 12 to the SEC starting in 2025 and proceeded to get its ass blown out by Arkansas. The following Twitter/Instagram posts show the pettiness. If you're wondering why Maryland is in there, we beat a ranked Texas twice at home. It was great.
- Ohio State lost to Oregon by not bothering to play defense.
- Ranked Washington had its ass beat by an FCS team.
- Mackenzie Milton is back, only to then lose to an FCS team later.
- Nebraska, USC, and Texas still sucks Randombobman
- Notre Dame's future is a half-Korean quarterback with legs for days.
- Maryland will go to the playoffs or else I will sit in a Denny's for 24 hours.
- Kansas losing to Coastal Carolina 22-49 is considered a "massive milestone for the program".
- Fuck Ed Orgeron. Terrible human.
*For reference, Texas has elected to move from the Big 12 to the SEC starting in 2025 and proceeded to get its ass blown out by Arkansas. The following Twitter/Instagram posts show the pettiness. If you're wondering why Maryland is in there, we beat a ranked Texas twice at home. It was great.
