Sports NFL Thread: 2021-2022 Season

[Camden]

I take back what I said.

What are you talking about? His throws to the Panther's defense have never been this accurate before!

 

[Snorlax in the way]

I take back what I said.

i reassert what you said im a believer

 

[Snorlax in the way]

im starting to think our issues arent just big bens fault: 24-7

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1442220594502717442

ayowtf

 

[clean]

I REALLY NEED A LESS STRESSFUL GAME PLS THANKS

 

[Del Rio]

What is it with Tuck and breaking the Lions' hearts in Detroit?

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Seahawks suck dick. AMA

 

[Stallion]

Justin Tucker has the biggest dick in the history of sport.

 

[Pretzels]

Don't feel too Great about the Bucs having the league's worst secondary and running game, but then again they were bottom 5 at both those groups last year and won the superbowl.

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Don't feel too Great about the Bucs having the league's worst secondary

Nope. Stop right there. I'll trade you our secondary right now.

 

[Pretzels]

Now that Cam is gone Patriots fans will have to find someone else to blame for their team being terrible on offense.

Next up is probably Josh Mcdaniels.

 

[DiscoDucky]

Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.

1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
2. I love crab cakes.
3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
5. I am a Terps fan.
6. I kinda like birds.

Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​

 

[Del Rio]

Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.

1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
2. I love crab cakes.
3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
5. I am a Terps fan.
6. I am a big fan of birds.

Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​

I'll allow it

 

[clean]

Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.

1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
2. I love crab cakes.
3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
5. I am a Terps fan.
6. I am a big fan of birds.

Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​

welcome!

 

[superstrike66]

Pain

 

[Bhris Brown]

Now that Cam is gone Patriots fans will have to find someone else to blame for their team being terrible on offense.

Next up is probably Josh Mcdaniels.

That man's playcalling has been ass for years

 

[Pretzels]

That man's playcalling has been ass for years

The Patriots skill position players and offensive talent evaluation has been even more ass during that time thought

 

[Bhris Brown]

The Patriots skill position players and offensive talent evaluation has been even more ass during that time thought

*Cries in Jonnu Smith the receivers, and the Oline being ass lately*

 

[Snorlax in the way]

*Cries in Jonnu Smith the receivers, and the Oline being ass lately*

jonnu fell off a god damn cliff lol

 

[Pretzels]

jonnu fell off a god damn cliff lol

12.5 million per year for a dude that never had more than 500 yards in a season.

Was only a hyped move because it was the Patriots signing him (out of desperation)

 

[Snorlax in the way]

12.5 million per year for a dude that never had more than 500 yards in a season.

Was only a hyped move because it was the Patriots signing him (out of desperation)

i mean i liked him a lot last year but his ankle injuries are definitely getting to his production

 

[Stallion]

Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.

1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
2. I love crab cakes.
3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
5. I am a Terps fan.
6. I kinda like birds.

Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​

Welcome aboard.

After you finish this sentence.

Fuck the _____

 

[Pretzels]

I hope Tom Brady rips the Patriots spine out on national TV.

But the Bucs secondary is so bad rn that this game will probably be pretty close.

 

[clean]

broncos exposed. nice stress-free ravens W for once

 

[Del Rio]

Bucs may have won but Mac Jones looks better than Brady already

 

[Pretzels]

Tom Brady wins on a terrible coaching decision by Belichick

Can't make this stuff up lol