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Hi! Billy Mays here for Urshifu, the broken specialist, powered by the ability unseen fist, signature move Surging Strikes, and hella coverage. It’s Mother Nature-approved and it’s safe on all your teams. Use any item on it. Urshifu seeks out choice scarf, choice band, and life orb to get down into the matting, into the padding. It even takes out kartana and heatran through protect. It cleans, it brightens, it eliminates mons, all at the same time. Don’t just get it clean, get it Urshifu clean. Make a paste. Make it 10 times as powerful! The longer you let it set, the easier it is. It will improve your results and get rid of your toughest opponents. Sometimes soaking is the solution. If you use other fighting types, you’ll ruin your teams! Urshifu won’t hurt the material -- even lace! It has the power of close combat without the damaging side effects of running into protect. When your tapu fini just isn’t enough, super charge it with Urshifu. One scoop in every load of tours, it will make your HO teams absurd. It will make your psyspam teams silly dumb. As a pokemon remover, it’s the best! Porygon2 gone, diancie gone, incineroar gone. Long live Hyper Offense! Urshifu, the offense specialist. Its been pulling wins left and right. But if you call now, we’ll cut the price in half, only $19.95. You’ll also receive Scope Lens Kartana and Choice Band Zygarde absolutely free. If you call during this show, we'll also add in a Rillaboom with our world famous ability Grassy Surge. It cuts through the water types and gives out infinite recovery. You get all this for just $19.95. But call in the next 20 minutes, and we’ll super size your Urshifu from a regular form to a gigantamax form! Nearly triple the amount, but you got to call now! Here’s how to order: call (BAN) URS-HIFU and your vote will be set!

 
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