my chair is sweatier than urs
Sixers strip their entire team in order to tank and proceed to beat the best team in the league
Do you even know what a basketball is? Ever seen one used in your life? The Raptors beat a team that just lost 4 of its 5 best players in the last 2 seasons by 6 points at home and you want to crown their asses?Wow, the raptors actually have a decent team for once
Decent = "I'm crowning their asses"? Come on CK, you're not even trying anymore.Do you even know what a basketball is? Ever seen one used in your life? The Raptors beat a team that just lost 4 of its 5 best players in the last 2 seasons by 6 points at home and you want to crown their asses?
I am vigorously rosterbating over that stat line.This was me seeing the future before tonight, except for the part where the teams probably win despite Monta & Rudy chucking and missing all night (the not so hot line = Raptors iirc)
[18:58:38] <@CaptKirby> if philly wins or even keeps it close enough
[18:58:40] <@CaptKirby> I am going to lose my shit
[18:58:48] <~MEGATRON> they already not doing so hot
[18:58:58] <@CaptKirby> I am excited to see if mavs and raptors both lose
[18:59:02] <@CaptKirby> the rudy gay monta ellis sideshow
[18:59:05] <@CaptKirby> on back to back nights??????
[18:59:08] <~MEGATRON> rudy gay
[18:59:09] <~MEGATRON> STRONG
Everyone is going to be jerking off to these statistics for the next couple of days, and dear god they should be.
Everyone (stupid) is like "yeah but what about Lin", and while there is a fair point that it could be a player overachieving, Lin never had D like this, played as much as 46-47 minutes in games (rapidly abusing himself in the process), and turned the ball over rampantly.