Only Cool Kids Dont Use Weather (Im Cool)

[SADCASM]

So with the flood of "Gimmicky Weather Teams" some one on the PO server (Not the smogon one) said that if "Im complaing about weather, i shouldn't use it. Boy is he face-palming now.


Team Construction:

I always like to incorporate one of my favorites. Jirachi is my favorite pokemon. I gotta use this guy.

Ok with a straight-away weakness to fire, i needed something to take a fire hit. i used to use blaziken, but alas.... With no spinner, volcarona is useless, so there goes that.Also some entry hazards

With Weakness to ground, i need an efficent wall for it. not only does this wall in general, it fits in perfectly

With gliscor, comes a MAJOR ice weakness. Not only does cloyster take it like a champ, he has whats arguably the best stat boosting move: shell smash

Just some finishing touches:)

In Depth:

Rabid Bunny(Jirachi)@Expert Belt
Nature:Adamant
Ability:Serene Grace
E.V'S: 252ATK; 252Speed; 4 HP

Iron Head
Ice Punch
Fire Punch
Thunder Punch

Anti-Leads? who the heck uses those anymore? ME. With access to this amazing coverage, and 2/3 leads are countered by this set, it makes jirachi a rage inducer. Not to mention EXTREME hax with serene grace.

Ice Punch= Hippo; some other leads
Thunder Punch= Politoad
Fire Punch= Some coverage
Iron Head= Flinch Hax + STAB

WhoNeedsBlaze(Heatran)@Air Balloon
Nature:Modest
Ability:Flash Fire
E.V'S: 252SP.Atk; 252Speed; 4 SP.Def

Earth Power
Fire Blast
Hidden Power(Ice)
Stealth Rocks

With the ability to counter fire completely, this guy is mandatory for my team. With Earth power, and FB... well lets just say they hurt. HP ice for extra coverage, and SR when you predict a switch out.

Earth Power= Staple Move
Fire Blast= STAB; and alot of pokemon are hurt by this.
HP ICE= Coverage
SR= Simple Entry Hazards

Sup Broski!(Gliscor)@Poison Orb
Nature:Impish
Ability:Poison Heal
E.V'S:252Defense; 252HP; 4SP.Defense

Protect
Fling
Earthquake
U-Turn

This guy is to take an Earthquake like a boss, and/or electric moves(ex.thundurus) Fling gets a free toxic on;Protect can stall it out. U-Turns gets a free switch out.

Protect=Stall Out the poison
Fling= Poison a problem
Earthquake= STAB; but gets problems with Flyers and levitate
U-Turn= Free switch out, and some damage

HIT,HIT,HIT(Cloyster)@Focus Sash
Nature:Adament
Ability:Skill Link
E.V'S:252ATK; 252Speed; 4DEF

Icicle Spear
Rock Blast
Shell Smash
Ice Shard

Shell Smash is broken. Peroid. Without entry hazards, focus sash guaranties a shell smash(except mach punch); after which, you outspeed the entire meta. Icicle Spear, and Rock Blast take advantage of Skill Link. Ice shard takes out some problems that lived with a few % of HP.

Ice Spear& Rock Blast= Skill Link
Shell Smash=Rape
Ice Shard=Priority

Mr.Green(Espeon)@Leftovers
Nature:Timid
Ability:Magic Bounce
E.V'S: 252SP.Atk; 252Speed; 4SP.Def

Calm Mind
Psyshock
Hidden Power(Fighting)
Shadow Ball

This is my special attacker. Calm Mind against a special attacker, because this guy outspeeds the entire metagame. It should take ANY special attack afterwords. Psyshock is for the main fact that it gets rid of bulky walls; and for STAB. HP fighting is useful against any Dark type switch in. Shadow ball are for ghosts that switch in.

Calm Mind=Set up on nuubs
Psyshock= Hello Blissy and friends!
HP FIGHT= Good for dark switch in's
Shadow Ball= Says hi to ghosts

Mach9(Breloom)@Life Orb
Nature:Adamant
Ability:Technician
E.V'S:252ATK; 252Speed; 4SP.Def

Mach Punch
Spore
Bullet Seed
Swords Dance

Spore is awesome. Not only does it pretty much guarantee a switch out, the switch out guarantees a SD. Mach Punch+Priority+Coming of 90 base power (No STAB). Bullet seed is nice damage coming of about 70 damage with stab.

Mach Punch= Tech. and priority
Spore= Night,Night
Bullet Seed= Great with STAB and Tech.
SD= Set up on nuubs

Leave Your Opinion please!

 

[HotPocket]

Sorry if this is a bit brief but I'm on my phone right now.

You have no pokemon that can revenge kill they get a speed boost of any type. Most of your pokemon are pretty slow and something like a NP Thundurus can come in on gliscor, set up and sweep. This can be solved by scarfing jirachi or heatran. Without using acrobat, toxic is better than fling. You should use acrobat though as protect allows you to scout anyways so acrobat over u-turn. Without rapid spin support, focus sash on cloyster is a bad idea so use a different item (life orb?).

EDIT: After looking at your team again, you should look to replace cloyster as I don't really feel he fits. And regarding Breloom, I usually prefer stone edge over bullet seed for better coverage while sweeping but I think that's more preference.

 

[Bloo]

3. Have some actual words in your post beyond your six Pokemon and their moves. Not following this makes your post quite boring to read and rate. All Pokemon should have a good reason for being in your team anyway, so why not post that reason? If you are having trouble with this one, start by giving an explanation for each team member. Why are they there? What role do they serve? How do you get them in? Then, give an explanation of how you would open with the team and how you would go about using it. All of these things help people rate your team and allow us to offer more helpful advice.

Your descriptions are lacking, which means you are violating the above quoted RMT rule. If you wish to remedy this problem, explain your reasoning behind each Pokemon and why they work on your team more thoroughly. Try to aim for 3-4 sentences with your descriptions. I recommend lurking through the RMT Archive in order to see examples of what we're looking for in an RMT! If you fix this problem, private message indicating that you have done so. Once you've done that, I will unlock your thread.