Opposite of serious: how do we stop Global Warming?

[737373elj]

Me:
Let’s create a giant bubble and a giant air-conditioner and cool the earth down!

 

[Bandit Babe]

Well, accord to last month's UN climate report, 1% of the population is responsible for about 50% of carbon emissions, so we just have to sacrifice them to whatever eldritch god or nature avatar you worship, and problem solved.

Or we can just make ice type pokemon use blizzard 24/7

 

[Myzozoa]

deck knight this is where you post your takes on climate change

 

[737373elj]

I wanted this to be a joke. If you’re serious, then you can say it before your point!

 

[HailFall]

Guillotine the rich
Edit: oh this isn't a serious thread

 

[Jerry the great]

I know! Let's turn on a giant AC to make it so cold the global warming goes away!

 

[Cresselia~~]

Kill every single human. That's pretty much the only solution.

 

[KurashiDragon]

WE SHOULD TAKE THE EARTH AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

 

[Mubs]

Build a wall around the carbon emissions and then make the Aliens in Area 51 pay for it

 

[Chou Toshio]

Make Joe Biden the Democratic Nominee.

 

[brightobject]

I know! Let's turn on a giant AC to make it so cold the global warming goes away!

Building an AC large enough to cool the entire planet would pribably cause even more emissions, worsening the problem. I suggest everyone on the planet just crank their ACs to max at the same time, instead.

 

[737373elj]

Building an AC large enough to cool the en

Not if you direct the emissions into space! XD

 

[Jerry the great]

Building an AC large enough to cool the entire planet would pribably cause even more emissions, worsening the problem. I suggest everyone on the planet just crank their ACs to max at the same time, instead.

It'd still get rid of global warming though... But as you said it'd cause other problems probably even worse, so let's be glad those don't exist

 

[Ironmage]

Canada had an election recently. Canada also has one political party completely dedicated to being a joke: the Rhinoceros party. It's platform included promoting carpooling by putting the brake pedal in the passengers seat. I'm pretty sure that qualifies for this thread.

 

[Annika]

Destroy the earth.
You can't have global warming if you don't have a globe!

 

[kjdaas]

Destroy the earth.
You can't have global warming if you don't have a globe!

But the earth is flat, so we already don't have a globe smh

 

[BP]

Global warming is fake. Climate change is the real menace

 

[Annika]

But the earth is flat, so we already don't have a globe smh

let's compromise and agree that the earth is a dodecahedron, alright?

 

[BP]

let's compromise and agree that the earth is a dodecahedron, alright?

Why are all your posts jokes I've heard before?

 

[Ironmage]

Isocahedron or nothing!