cool backstory will go here when I have time to write up one or hire a team of highly trained ghostwriters to do so for me
in the meantime please be distracted by this basket of puppies
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So Eo was walking home with a nice basket of puppies when all of a sudden a mysterious masked figure comes up to him and shoots him.
The mysterious figure laughs and stoops to grab the basket of puppies only to promptly explode.
Another bystander comes to his side, "I think that we, the SUPERCELLULAR WARRIORS, are the rightful owners of these puppies. After all, we killed that old lady, who was the last possessor of the puppies."
"No, that can't be right!" shouts a third bystander, "The HYPERPOWERED DRACONEERS started this whole thing by setting a wild llama on Ricardo's bride! We are the rightful owners of the puppies!"
"I think Ricardo would want his allies, the MULTIPLEX SUPERCANNONSto have them." says a fourth.
"Uh, guys," says the first bystander, "I own a pet sho-"
But his words are drowned by the sound of metal on metal, gunshots, and loud bangs, as the three other bystanders engage in combat. Others join, and soon the streets are full of blood, chaos, and more bystanders.
And thus begins OVERKILL MAFIA.
in the meantime please be distracted by this basket of puppies
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So Eo was walking home with a nice basket of puppies when all of a sudden a mysterious masked figure comes up to him and shoots him.
Eo Ut Mortus said:Dear Eo Ut Mortus,
You are Ricardo the Coelacanth Man.
Formerly just a fisherman who lived in a quiet village in New Hampshire, you whole life changed when your bride was attacked by a rogue llama. Your pet coelacanth, Esperanita, jumped out of her ornamental pond and fought away the attacker, at the expense of her left dorsal fin. You laid her in a small, dirty fishtank - but you knew she was dying. You did not have enough money for the necessary operations to save her, and she passed away. Overcome with grief, you abandoned everyone you knew, and set out to avenge your faithful fish's death by joining the Multiplex SuperCannons.
At night, you may PM hailflameblast and Eo Ut Mortus saying "Night X- Do you want a coelacanth, <user>?". If they refuse your generous offer, you know that they're guaranteed to be mafia.
You hang around with coelacanths a lot. Therefore, you smell bad. Hence, your vote during the day is worth -1.
You are holding the Coelacanth Tank. At night, you may PM hailflameblast and Eo Ut Mortus saying "Night X- Throw <user> into the Coelacanth Tank". If <user> is not a Multiplex SuperCannons, your brilliant coelacanths will be able to tell and will devour him at once. If <user> is a Multiplex SuperCannon, however, he will be protected from all night actions by your faithful coelacanths. This stacks with your normal ability. This item is only usable once.
You are allied with the Multiplex SuperCannons. You win if the Multiplex SuperCannons eliminate all unfriendly threats.
The mysterious figure laughs and stoops to grab the basket of puppies only to promptly explode.
A bystander rushes over. "Oh no, dead bodies! Now how will the puppies ever find a home?"Eo Ut Mortus said:Dear hailflameblast,
You are an Old Lady With a Gun
Stereotypes are made to be broken. This is what you believe. This is why you carry a gun around and drive a car as shown in the above picture. You also are determined not to become "the old cat lady"; rather, you have focused your attention on puppies.
At night, you may PM hailflameblast and Eo Ut Mortus saying "Night X- Do you have puppies, <user>?". If they do, you will automatically kill them and take the puppies for yourself. If not, then you will kidnap the <user> and imprison them until they get you your puppies (or until they escape, which should be at the start of the following night). <user> will be unable to use a night action for that night, and cannot post in the thread in the next day. If <user> posts in the thread the next day, he will be godkilled. However, <user> will be protected from all night actions for the night. If you are killed when a <user> is kidnapped, he will be killed as well.
Alternatively, you may PM hailflameblast and Eo Ut Mortus saying “Night X- Do you know where the puppies are, <user>?". You will be informed if <user> targeted or was targeted by the person in possession of the Basket of Puppies. This cannot be stacked with your other ability.
You are holding the Loaded Gun. At night, you may PM hailflameblast and Eo Ut Mortus saying "Night X- Shoot <user>". <user> will die. This stacks with your normal ability. This item is only usable once.
You are allied with yourself. You win if you manage to obtain the Basket of Puppies.
Another bystander comes to his side, "I think that we, the SUPERCELLULAR WARRIORS, are the rightful owners of these puppies. After all, we killed that old lady, who was the last possessor of the puppies."
"No, that can't be right!" shouts a third bystander, "The HYPERPOWERED DRACONEERS started this whole thing by setting a wild llama on Ricardo's bride! We are the rightful owners of the puppies!"
"I think Ricardo would want his allies, the MULTIPLEX SUPERCANNONSto have them." says a fourth.
"Uh, guys," says the first bystander, "I own a pet sho-"
But his words are drowned by the sound of metal on metal, gunshots, and loud bangs, as the three other bystanders engage in combat. Others join, and soon the streets are full of blood, chaos, and more bystanders.
And thus begins OVERKILL MAFIA.