Pokemon Rap Battles Season 2 - Round 2

[Ulttimaa]

Returning from the seeding round will be Smaug, and due to the closeness of the votes and the fact that we would've otherwise had an uneven number, both Da Letter El and Coolking49 will be moving on.

The matchups for this round are as follows:

MikeDec (Blaziken) vs Smaug (Sabeleye)

Samosael (Serperior) vs Coolking49 (Sceptile)

Ult (Castform) vs Da Letter El (Blastoise)

Fisdunction (Machamp) vs Aviator (Vanilite)

Grumbler (Banette) vs Corkscrew (Ambipom)



If I made a mistake with your pokemon you chose, please let me know.
If you didn't change in the voting thread I just used the pokemon you repped during round 1. If you still want to change your pokemon, you can do so but you must notify your opponent and get their permission. Afterwards, just post in this thread saying that you've changed so nobody else gets confused.

Round ends on June 25th. Good luck.

 

[Aviator99]

Sorry folks, gotta drop out of the tournament. Going on an extended college tour and won't really have time to write/record over the next couple weeks. GL to everyone else!

 

[Smaug]

I posted in the voting thread that I would be using Sableye this round.

 

[ck49]

I hope losing and still advancing isn't going to be a habit for me. IMO more people should vote for me so it doesn't happen again. I will write a rap and kick some ass this round to make sure.

 

[Samosael]

Xatu used Future Sight! Xatu foresaw an attack!

In the meantime, I'd like to switch to Serperior.

EDIT: (If that's OK with you, Coolking.)

 

[Layell]

I would be totally cool with taking over Aviator's spot, I don't expect to advance any more but at least fis will be able to try to rap against another mon without mistaking it for another.

Any objections?

EDIT: 20:37 SalTheThief: it's really up to dis

 

[Ulttimaa]

I would be totally cool with taking over Aviator's spot, I don't expect to advance any more but at least fis will be able to try to rap against another mon without mistaking it for another.

Any objections?

EDIT: 20:37 SalTheThief: it's really up to dis

Dis is being a (BAN ME PLEASE) and won't let you.

 

[Fisdunction]

 

[ck49]

I'm OK with that.

 

[Ulttimaa]

RIP

On an update, Sal's coming back from visting family later today, so he'll be making the new threads.

 

[Da Letter El]

Most likely going to record at the last minute again because I don't get back until Sunday.

 

[Da Letter El]

Wow has literally no one recorded yet

 

[Rocket Grunt]

please kill me

 

[Style_Dota]

uh, can we push the deadline back a bit? Since only one person recorded and I've been busy as hell haha

 

[Da Letter El]

I have something recorded but it's shitty and I would rather not upload it. Especially with only one person having recorded.

 

[Samosael]

I did a rap in loving memory of the rap contest. RIP in peace.

 

[Ulttimaa]

All right, I'm gonna extend the deadline until Thursday, June 28th.

 

[Alchemator]

Dang, don't let this die. It's too good to die.

 

[Rowan]

Thanks for the deadline shift! I was really busy last week. Will get this done though.

 

[Ulttimaa]

oh hey I finished it

 

[Fisdunction]

Smells like straight X5 in here

 

[Rowan]

Yeah, this was kinda rushed.

 

[SalTheThief]

Smells like straight X5 in here

where is your rap this round again

 

[ck49]

Sceptile is in the building.

"They call me the chief
you think you’re the king?
look at your crown
its from Beijing"


lyrics

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Check it out you know who the face of the grass types is
when i say I’m in the sweeping biz
I mean it.
hit you all the way ‘til venus.
leaf storm shit no need for a genius

being a bad ass runs in the family
too bad you aren’t in my genus
All you’re fit to be is a pillow,
So I guess I’ll say i good luck,
Cuz I know you’ll need it

Expectations? I exceed them
I know you’re all hiss no bite
I’m the fly-est starter since there was a fucking flying type.

I’m beating up real fire types
all you gotta beat is “pignite”
the difference between me and you is that
when ash caught me I put up a fight

Look at me battle it’s quite a site
My moves make you think I’m in flight
I’m so motherfucking fast I’m moving at the speed of light
and I hate to be forthright but I’m saying good night

cuz there aint gonna be no tomorrow
when I’m through with you
you know what I’m gonna do
you’ll be your trainer’s imaginary friend
so I guess I could call you Bloo

I guess you better pray
or try some voodoo
Cuz you’re gonna be viewed
on Hulu as the dude
who got in the way of
the champ in round 2
They call me the captain
you aint in the crew

go ahead and sue me
I’ll be like Inman
turn it around
you’ll be the inmate

I’ll put you on my plate
hope you know that I have ate
3 snakes just for breakfast
so you I hope know your fate

retaliate?
you wish no way,
I’ll make you dizzy
like you’re chasing your tail

fail, you know you’re gonna wail like a whale
man they call me Tupac and they call you Wayne
you faint, when you feel a little bit of pain
the shit that I’ve been through would leave you pale

compared to me you’re like a snail
If I was Vodka you’re ginger ale
you’re NU read your RU page:
It says outclassed, by who? by ME

your regal appearance
is lacking coherence
because of its tendency
for disappearance
you’re no interference
you will need insurance
compete with meganium
not with your parents

I’m leading battles like Tyrion
you aint got class, barbarian
you argue with me though you know I’m right?
That’s why they call you contrarian

You think that you can beat me?
In your dreams, get back to reality
I heard that you really hate waking up
so, I'm giving you a slightly more permanent sleep

They call me the chief
you think you’re the king?
look at your crown
its from Beijing

you’re like a slinky
man you’re for kids
you’re just a toy
I’m the big whig

I’m running this shit
this grass type biz
did you get a boo boo
do you need a kiss

me? I don't need to rise a revolution
You talk about royalty I’m living that shit

 

[Style_Dota]

king me

Lyrics, because Ult is mad :V

I'm the Blazin Kickin Chickin, the Pokemon with a mission
And the only way you stop me is if Hi Jump Kick be missin
Can't keep as I speed up with the rhymes that I be spittin
Dance with Swords, got the power that will get your girl strippin
started out in UU, I got no recognition
Now I'm known as the only broken starter in existence
said I'm broken, but nigga's mad cause I just keep winnin
now I'm sitting up in Ubers where I'm chillin, good life.

Now this nigga called Sableye said he think he can beat me
But what the fuck ya gon do? Nigga can't even hit me
Back when I was around, your existence was missin
how many counters ya got? I got one you got twenty.
Well in Dreamworld you got prankster and it gave you some priority
It's really cause your game is a joke, no authority
I'm sorry, there's really only one way to beat me
But to do that, you're banking out on fifty to fifty.
Wanna play in my game? Ya gotta step in the sun
But a clip from my Blitz, and your HP is done
Cause the only thing that's stopping me is Swift Swim + Drizzle
But your Will-O-Wisp is more just like a fizzle. Good Life