Hi there everyone, rileydelete here with the latest PS! Staff interview. You voted, and the one and only Nani Man was selected for your viewing pleasure. Feel free to leave a vote in the poll for who you want to see next! Also, feel free to check out the previous PS interviews with Prem and Haunter!
My experience with the Illuminani Lord is as follows:
After months of seafaring, my ship arrived at, what my books referred to as “Australia.” With nothing but an ancient map to guide me, I began to make my way through this wild continent in search of the fabled “Illuminani.” After some time, I happened upon what appeared to be a school. I approached a young engineering student and asked him where I could find an individual named “Nani Man.” He pointed towards an ancient building. As I turned and walked away, I felt a sharp pain in the back of my head and fell unconscious.
When I came to, I found myself blindfolded. A voice commanded my blindfold be removed, and when my eyes adjusted, I saw I sat in a dark room. Hooded figures gazed at me, filling me with fear. In front of me sat a young man, spread out on a couch. Unlike the rest, he wears PJs and sunglasses. He lowered his shades and I realized I stood before the leader of the illusive Illuminani! I grabbed my notebook and trusty #2 pencil, knowing this opportunity must not go to waste.
In the background I hear chants of “Swag! Swag! Swag! Swag! Swag!”
I think to myself “Could this group be attempting to control the weather?” Desperate to seem valuable, I remember a dance from my youth.
Stunned, I remember the tales of the world’s most powerful turn-on: the NaniSwag!
Heatmor used Fire Blast!
It's not very effective... The opposing Sudowoodo lost 20.7% of its health!
Nani Man: ITS A FUCKING TREE
Chicken Dance:LOL why would you Fire Blast a Sudowoodo?
Nani Man:ITS FKIN GRASS YPE
I got up and backed away slowly. This man was not one to anger.
…or a pic of me in a one direction shirt.
I shuddered. The fear of being beaten up paled in comparison to the image now burning itself into my mind.
Still, “Pokemon Showdown Star Smackdown" does sound like quite the show.
Calmed, I sat back down. What other secrets could this illusive man reveal?
…and nope, steel4life hahah!
Feeling confident, I gathered my courage to ask the most important question-the true reason I had sought out this mysterious man.
Nani Man picked up two large needles. I panicked, but then he began to knit a sexy Dragonite onesie!
The man before me clapped twice, and once again, I felt a painful sensation in the back of my head. When I awoke, I found myself at an airport with a first-class ticket home. Awestruck by the influence of the Illuminani, I vowed to share my experience with others.
Thanks so much to user, Elcheeso who provided the artwork, and thanks for reading everyone! But who would you like to see interviewed next? Vote in the poll above and let your voice be heard!