archeops - klutz
I thought this was a really neat balance idea (would you rather be dead weight under 50% or no item)...but then I realized you can Switcheroo a Toxic Orb to a check with no drawback, so it's kinda dumb. Still fun regardless.
togedemaru - serene grace
This one is just funny. Imagine running into ParaFlinch Toge on ladder. It's like a mini-Jirachi.
silvally - regenerator
I have a question about this one. It's been established that Silvally formes that work without their ability (RKS System) free up their item. Does that mean we can run, say, Leftovers Silvally-Fairy, or do we still have to have a useless item slot?
arctovish - strong jaw
252 Atk Choice Band Strong Jaw Arctovish Fishious Rend (170 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Vaporeon: 238-281 (51.2 - 60.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock and Leftovers recovery
It's over.
articuno - huge power
cramorant - pure power
I find it so funny how two birds, not really known for their physical attacks, get two abilities that make them fantastic wallbreakers. That's pretty funny.