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Remoraid Mafia - Haters, Yeti, and Coronis Win!

I want you. I want you so baaaaaaaaaad. I want yououououou. I want you so baaaaaaaaaaaaad it's driving me mad it's driving me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. She's so heavayyyyyyyyyyyyy. She's SO HO HO HO HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Enlist UncleSam
 
After the village leaders embark on some odd plan or something that seems to have worked, you quickly surround Unclesam, prompting him to chime very loudly in an attempt to deafen you all so that he may get away. It seems that he is relatively successful, and makes his way floating above the lake.

Unfortunately it seems that he didn't eat his Weetabix this morning, and ran out of energy half-way across, then being picked off by a conveniently floating Sharpedo.

Dear Unclesam, you are Chimecho.
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When Alchemator started recruiting for the Remoraid Lovers, simply because you love that fish! It’s all squidgy and squishy and huggable and snuggable and smiley and awww… Anyway, your Psychic powers and array of support moves will be your greatest weapon in this game.

At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – using Safeguard on <user>”. All night actions other than killing will fail to have any effect on <user> for the entire night. You cannot use Safeguard on yourself.

As you absolutely adore Remoraid beyond anything reasonable, you will even give your life so it may live – or part of it at least. At night, when you aren’t using any other night actions, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – using Healing Wish on <user>”. <user> will be revived, but will become a part of you – I.E. if you die, <user> also dies and vice versa. However, you will be unable to vote in a lynch after using this ability.

<Something something fruit something>

You are allied with the Remoraid Lovers.

You win if the Remoraid Lovers eliminate all threats.
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UNCLESAM IS ALWAYS MAFIA! Scream the inhabitants of #Fluodome.

Hurrah! At last you have sent a mafioso to the bottom of Remoraid Lake, rather than one of your power roles! As the night sets in, you begin to wonder if the village really is on a comeback, or whether this is just the end of the beginning... I mean the beginning of the end, no wait oh well never mind.

It is now Night 2, Night 2 will last for 48 hours or until all actions are received. Deadline: 19:00 GMT+0 on 8th April (Thursday)

EDIT: Hmm interesting! lol
 
Good luck Lovers, and sorry for being so utterly useless. My fake claiming skills really need some work. Also Alch, I was like never mafia on #fluo until you gave me this role, and then I started being mafia like every single game. That was pretty fucking weird and creeped me out just a little bit.
 
EARLY UPDATE

You indeed have the sentiments of the previous morning, wishing that there would be no more rotting bodies for the Sharpedo in the lake to dispose of...

The weird thing is, nobody actually died tonight!

However, the day is not without the seemingly daily dosage of sentient-being-with-megaphone and Mr.Great Orator Guy! First, the great orator guy takes his usual place on the rock...

Great Orator Guy said:
I hope Reyscarface dies soon.

LET US ENJOY OURSELVES THIS RHYTHM IS ILL. I WANT TO SIT ON NACHOS' PENIS
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Obviously enjoying the Haiku-esque poetry, you turn to the lake and the sound of whisking helicopter blades. A sentient being once again emerges with a megaphone, shouting above the uproar:

Sentient Being with a Megaphone said:
Can't you guys get that wolf rey lynched, I hooked him tonight. He's not remoraid and the redirector can't redirect kills so lynch reyscarface! also don't believe the other troll announcer - end of megaphone news (megaphone>role) -
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Everything proceeds as usual from then on, with the Magikarp decreeing that someone should be killed so that it can drink every drop of blood from its body continue to attempt to restore peace and order at Remoraid Lake.

It is now Day 3.


Day 3 ends in 48 hours, or at majority [Saturday, 19:00 GMT + 0]

PMs are going out now.

EDIT: PMs sent. If you didn't receive a PM to the contrary, assume your role worked.
 
Can you give reasons why? I'm not a fan of lynching without being told what the evidence is.

I mean, you told us why yesterday, if you could tell us why today that would be great.
 
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