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Remoraid Mafia - Haters, Yeti, and Coronis Win!

Get ready for a TLDR.

I grow weary of this facade.

Rey is not Cluedo, the wolf. He is Wobbuffett...really. He used Encore, and activated the double lynch on Day 1. Why did I say he was Cluedo? To lure the mafia. And the Lovers - RBG, Exarius, Uncle Sam, and hailflameblast, took the bait.

Sounds too fantastic to be true? Here's the evidence:

<Eo> are we going ahead with our lynch plan?
<reyscarface> ok
<reyscarface> we have to make
<reyscarface> the fake role pm
<reyscarface> if it doesnt work
<reyscarface> dude
<Eo> I have an idea
<reyscarface> set secret
<reyscarface> and invite
<reyscarface> lol
=-= Mode #orgy +si by Eo
<reyscarface> good boy
<Eo> our character could be
<Eo> parker brothers
<Eo> because you know
<Eo> they make clue
<Eo> and the village is the clueless...
<reyscarface> ok
<Eo> Dear reyscarface, you are Cluedo.
<Eo> You are a classical board game where players must find out 'whodunnit?' Now, you may ask what an inanimate object such as yourself is doing in this mess. Well, you heard (I know, you don't really have ears) that there was a faction called 'The Clueless', and being clueless goes against everything you stand for! Therefore you knew you had to destroy them.
<Eo> You will be using the items contained within your game to your advantage. At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with "Night X - Hit <user> with lead piping". You will knock them out that night, preventing them from completing any night actions.
<Eo> On every night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Shoot <user> with revolver”. You will shoot them through the heart and instantly kill them.
<Eo> You are allied with yourself.
<Eo> You win if The Clueless is completely eliminated.
<Eo> rey this good?
<Eo> I'm posting it
<Eo> bwahaahaha
<reyscarface> oh sorry i was out with friends
<reyscarface> now im back
<reyscarface> yeah that looks good
<reyscarface> also put something like "you know xxx is in the game"
<reyscarface> "because you know all the clues, you know..."
<reyscarface> or something
<Eo> xxx?
<reyscarface> xxx is a variable
<reyscarface> whatever you want there
<Eo> eh
<Eo> the wolf team, if there is one
<Eo> might be suspicious
<Eo> so I just want to post this as is
<reyscarface> works with me
<reyscarface> ill refure it
<reyscarface> refute*
<reyscarface> and go with all that shit
<Eo> you gotta
<reyscarface> then we get into an argument
<Eo> ask for all neutrals to claim
<Eo> some time
<reyscarface> be sure to make te guyhs vote for me
<reyscarface> yeah after its like
<reyscarface> almost majority
<Eo> Okay, so last night, rey came to me after the lynch and claimed "his real role". He told me to have me inspected if I didn't believe him. I found that slightly suspicious, so I snooped around and also found out that he put the safeguard on himself. Fortunately, said safeguard was redirected, and I had our one-time inspector target him. The result:
<Eo> believeable?
<reyscarface> one time insepctor is kinda unbelievable
<reyscarface> so put like
<reyscarface> "we have a guy whose abilities work with items, and he got one last night that gave him an inspection power"
<reyscarface> or something
<reyscarface> more believable
<Eo> what about
<Eo> backup inspector?
<Eo> that sounds the best
<reyscarface> how about a role
<reyscarface> that gets the power of someone that died
<reyscarface> or something
<Eo> that is
<Eo> backup inspector
<reyscarface> yeah but explain that
<reyscarface> because backup inspector seems very vague
<Eo> nah they'll know what it means
<reyscarface> ok
<reyscarface> ill be back later
<reyscarface> i have to play beach soccer
<reyscarface> cya
<reyscarface> irc will be up if you wanna tell me something
<Eo> wait
<Eo> you have to ask for claims
<Eo> aaaaaaaaaah
=-= reyscarface is now known as reyscarface|away
<reyscarface|away> done
=-= reyscarface|away is now known as reyscarface
<reyscarface> ok eo
<reyscarface> good ragequat post
<reyscarface> lets see what happens bud
<reyscarface> remember to tell them to not get majority
<Eo> I did
<Eo> also
<Eo> I'm going to have someone "mole" you'
<Eo> so it'll seem legit
<Eo> tell me a person
<Eo> someone who seems clean
<reyscarface> hmmmm
<reyscarface> remove the
<reyscarface> "last times we lynched hastily thing"
<reyscarface> sine i confirmed to you
<reyscarface> that im wolf
<reyscarface> noob
<reyscarface> you gotta post something like "well now we know hes a bad guy (and bad at being bad) but we gotta hold the lynch until I get all the results" or something
<Eo> bleh whatever

<reyscarface> <reyscarface> help are you mafia
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> rarw
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> is your ole PM as Eo says it is?
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> duh
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> im trying to get mafias
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> because i know the bg
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> and hooker
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> and all that jazz
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> and i can win if i die
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> well, you contacted the right mafia
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> i jus need mafias
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> great
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> well basically
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> its very easy
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> because we have a revive ability that we can use to bring you back
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> oh really?
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> fucking excellent
<reyscarface> hahahahahahahaa

<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> yes, it's kinda complicated
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> do i have to like
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> wait nights or something
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> but one of our guys can't talk and if he dies you die
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> and you won't be on the player list
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> oh
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> oh man
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> thats a great power
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> yeah, it will be at the end of the night
<reyscarface> hahaha man
<reyscarface> im so pro
<Eo> oh man
<Eo> this is excellent
<Eo> (that's a fucking broken role btw)
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> if you could ask for the remoraid to contact you and send him my way
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> that would be greatly appreciated
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> the remoraid? ok
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> we are the remoraid lovers and I am a mantyke


<reyscarface> <Coronis> hi
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> hi
<reyscarface> No such nick/channel
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> hi
<reyscarface> <Coronis> in remoraid, do you know who julius caesar is?
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> I do.
<reyscarface> <Coronis> would you be able to divulge that information?
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> I can, but why would I tell you
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> fucking clueless
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> <-<
<reyscarface> <Coronis> you really believed my milotic pm?
<reyscarface> ahahahaha man
<reyscarface> this is VICTORIOUS
<reyscarface> man eo we are pro
<reyscarface> <Coronis> i am a neutral who wins if i kill caesar
<Eo> I guess lol
<reyscarface> holy fucking
<reyscarface> how many neutrals

<reyscarface> <Coronis> so who is he?
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> can i see
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> your role P
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> PM
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> first
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> i dont want to give out names to clueless people
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> and i feel like youre lying to me...
<reyscarface> <Coronis> fine

<reyscarface> <Coronis> Dear Coronis, you are Marcus Junius Brutus. You are one of the more prominent conspirators against what you believe to be the oppression of Gaius Julius Caesar along with Cassius and Casca. Despite being scheming and emo (though not as emo as your wife who decided to stab herself in the leg) you are a clever and level-headed person, displaying many qualities of the Magnanimous Man. You have joined the Remoraid Mafia not just be
<reyscarface> <Coronis> Fish and Chips right now, but for a specific purpose – one that you will only commit because you love Rome more. At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – sending Casca to spy on <user>”. If <user> is Julius Caesar, you will be notified; this will be a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answer. If you find Caesar you may, at night, PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Assassinating <user> at the Capitol”. I
<reyscarface> <Coronis> Caesar, <user> will be killed. This is a one time use ability. You are allied with yourself. You win if you kill Julius Caesar.
<reyscarface> hmmm

<reyscarface> he asked me
<reyscarface> who i told the other mafia
<reyscarface> to kill
<reyscarface> lets see
<reyscarface> our biggest suspects
<reyscarface> exarius and hailflameblast
<reyscarface> yeah hailflameblast :P

<reyscarface> <reyscarface> i told them to kill hailflameblast this night
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> !
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> what? is he on your team?
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> yes!
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> if he is tell me so i tell the other mafia like
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> "hey forget it he has a bad role"
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> ok
<reyscarface> man im so pro

<reyscarface> <reyscarface> ok ill tell them to change to Team Aether, is that fine?
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> yesh
<reyscarface> ok team aether isnt loevr
<reyscarface> lover*
<Eo> what about exarius?
<Eo> did you suggest that?
<Eo> but if you didn't it's okay
<Eo> probably biting off a bit more than they can chew!
<Eo> we*
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> ok so team aether this night, and the one after it will be Exarius, who claimed a powerful item based role or something
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> ill inform the haters
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> !
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> damn is he on your team too
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> yes lol
<reyscarface> rofl im the BEST

<reyscarface> <reyscarface> np
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> well who is the 4th member
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> i dont want to keep changing to the haters
<reyscarface> <reyscarface> they will start suspecting
<reyscarface> <TaylorSwiftFan> unclesam
<reyscarface> man
<reyscarface> seriously
<reyscarface> lol
<reyscarface> we have
<Eo> YEAH
<reyscarface> ALL of the lovers

Why am I revealing this? I hid rey's cleanliness (he agreed to this) initially so that he could continue to manipulate the lovers, revealing his true identity to only the bodyguard, but then he started acting really suspiciously.

<reyscarface> <bodyguard>
<reyscarface> can i see your role pm
<bodyguard> no
<bodyguard> it's not needed
<bodyguard> (for you)
<Eo> :O
<reyscarface> ok so youre denying me to show the role PM?
<reyscarface> what the fuck is up with that bud lol
<reyscarface> maybe you 2
<bodyguard> I'm secretly mafia
<reyscarface> are haters
<reyscarface> <-<

<reyscarface> i dont ca
<reyscarface> re
<reyscarface> i want your role PM
<reyscarface> right fucking now.
<bodyguard> you don't need it, at all
<reyscarface> so what
<reyscarface> i have proven im villager
<reyscarface> so i want it.
<bodyguard> yeahno
<reyscarface> seriously, give me the god damn role pm.
<bodyguard> no
<Eo> guys
<Eo> you're both clean
<Eo> rey did the double lynch
<Eo> which is a village ability
<reyscarface> i have proof i did it
<Eo> <bodyguard> is the bodyguard
<reyscarface> <bodyguard> has no proof at all
<reyscarface> that hes bg
<reyscarface> so i want his role pm
<bodyguard> no
<Eo> ok anyway
<reyscarface> ok fuck it you guys are mafia idk why i trusted you
<Eo> <bodyguard> you're blowing our cover!!!!
<reyscarface> im going to post this whole log in the thread, clean myself, and then fuck you 2 over

[2010-04-03 11:16:17] -->| YOU (Eo) have joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:16:20] =-= Mode #orgy +si by Eo
[2010-04-03 11:47:16] === You have invited reyscarface to #orgy.
[2010-04-03 11:47:17] </@> Eo invited reyscarface into the channel.
[2010-04-03 11:47:17] -->| reyscarface (~Scar@the.cute.mexican.boy.lays.dormant) has joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:47:29] <reyscarface> heh
[2010-04-03 11:47:33] <reyscarface> good job telling him "leave"
[2010-04-03 11:47:47] <Eo> ok rey
[2010-04-03 11:47:48] <reyscarface> channel list + script told me you were with someone here
[2010-04-03 11:47:53] <Eo> that's impossible
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> -->| YOU (Eo) have joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> =-= Mode #orgy +si by Eo
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> === You have invited reyscarface to #orgy.
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> </@> Eo invited reyscarface into the channel.
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> -->| reyscarface (~Scar@the.cute.mexican.boy.lays.dormant) has joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> <reyscarface> heh
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> <reyscarface> good job telling him "leave"
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> <Eo> ok rey
[2010-04-03 11:47:58] <Eo> <reyscarface> channel list + script told me you were with someone here
[2010-04-03 11:47:59] <Eo> <Eo> that's impossible
[2010-04-03 11:48:15] <reyscarface> not so impossible
[2010-04-03 11:48:20] <Eo> [11:16:17] -->| YOU (Eo) have joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:48:20] <Eo> [11:16:20] =-= Mode #orgy +si by Eo
[2010-04-03 11:48:20] <Eo> [11:47:16] === You have invited reyscarface to #orgy.
[2010-04-03 11:48:20] <Eo> [11:47:17] </@> Eo invited reyscarface into the channel.
[2010-04-03 11:48:20] <Eo> [11:47:17] -->| reyscarface (~Scar@the.cute.mexican.boy.lays.dormant) has joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:48:21] <Eo> [11:47:29] <reyscarface> heh
[2010-04-03 11:48:21] <Eo> [11:47:33] <reyscarface> good job telling him "leave"
[2010-04-03 11:48:21] <Eo> [11:47:47] <Eo> ok rey
[2010-04-03 11:48:21] <Eo> [11:47:48] <reyscarface> channel list + script told me you were with someone here
[2010-04-03 11:48:21] <Eo> [11:47:53] <Eo> that's impossible
[2010-04-03 11:48:21] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> -->| YOU (Eo) have joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:48:21] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> =-= Mode #orgy +si by Eo
[2010-04-03 11:48:22] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> === You have invited reyscarface to #orgy.
[2010-04-03 11:48:22] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> </@> Eo invited reyscarface into the channel.
[2010-04-03 11:48:22] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> -->| reyscarface (~Scar@the.cute.mexican.boy.lays.dormant) has joined #orgy
[2010-04-03 11:48:22] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> <reyscarface> heh
[2010-04-03 11:48:22] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> <reyscarface> good job telling him "leave"
[2010-04-03 11:48:22] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> <Eo> ok rey
[2010-04-03 11:48:22] <Eo> [11:47:58] <Eo> <reyscarface> channel list + script told me you were with someone here
[2010-04-03 11:48:23] <Eo> [11:47:59] <Eo> <Eo> that's impossible
[2010-04-03 11:48:23] <Eo> [11:48:15] <reyscarface> not so impossible
[2010-04-03 11:48:54] <Eo> yes rey I would use OUR OWN CHANNEL to talk with someone
[2010-04-03 11:48:59] <Eo> that I didn't want you to see
[2010-04-03 11:49:30] <reyscarface> i know youre a hater anyways -.-
[2010-04-03 11:49:38] <Eo> yeah I'm a mexican hater atm
[2010-04-03 12:00:21] <Eo> ok rey
[2010-04-03 12:00:29] <Eo> let's organize night actions
[2010-04-03 12:00:39] <Eo> unless you still feel like trying to troll me
[2010-04-03 12:00:43] <Eo> -_-
[2010-04-03 12:01:30] <reyscarface> my team is fucked
[2010-04-03 12:01:34] <reyscarface> your team will most likely win
[2010-04-03 12:01:38] <reyscarface> haters are fucked
[2010-04-03 12:01:42] <reyscarface> and neutrals are too
[2010-04-03 12:01:43] <Eo> you're a hater?
[2010-04-03 12:01:50] <Eo> no
[2010-04-03 12:02:05] <Eo> why would you have that role
[2010-04-03 12:02:07] <reyscarface> i mean
[2010-04-03 12:02:08] <Eo> then
[2010-04-03 12:02:10] <reyscarface> lovers are fucked
[2010-04-03 12:02:18] <Eo> I
[2010-04-03 12:02:19] <Eo> am
[2010-04-03 12:02:19] <Eo> not
[2010-04-03 12:02:20] <Eo> a
[2010-04-03 12:02:21] <Eo> fucking
[2010-04-03 12:02:22] <Eo> hater
[2010-04-03 12:02:23] <Eo> I
[2010-04-03 12:02:29] <Eo> do not know why you keep saying this
[2010-04-03 12:02:30] <reyscarface> yes
[2010-04-03 12:02:30] <reyscarface> you
[2010-04-03 12:02:31] <reyscarface> are
[2010-04-03 12:02:35] <Eo> rey
[2010-04-03 12:02:38] <Eo> you can't troll me
[2010-04-03 12:03:12] <Eo> if
[2010-04-03 12:03:16] <Eo> I don't have anything to say
[2010-04-03 12:03:21] <Eo> -_-
[2010-04-03 12:05:41] <Eo> rey
[2010-04-03 12:05:52] <Eo> seriously
[2010-04-03 12:05:54] <Eo> help me
[2010-04-03 12:07:57] <Eo> fine
[2010-04-03 12:08:01] <Eo> I'll do it myself
[2010-04-03 12:08:30] <reyscarface> what do you need
[2010-04-03 12:08:32] <reyscarface> you won already
[2010-04-03 12:08:42] <Eo> I'll make sure to manipulate the village in accordance with my obvious mafia wishes
[2010-04-03 12:08:51] <reyscarface> ok
[2010-04-03 12:09:08] <Eo> HATERS GONNA HATE
[2010-04-03 12:09:12] <Eo> I AM DEFINITELY A HATER
[2010-04-03 12:09:16] <Eo> REY HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
[2010-04-03 12:09:18] <Eo> ???
[2010-04-03 12:09:29] <Eo> OH NO
[2010-04-03 12:09:33] <Eo> I WILL BE LYNCHED NOW
[2010-04-03 12:09:43] <Eo> REY YOU HAVE BAMBOOZLED ME
[2010-04-03 12:09:47] <Eo> you are so pro
[2010-04-03 12:10:12] <Eo> I am the Anti-Remoraid Semitic Eraser
[2010-04-03 12:10:16] <Eo> also known as the ARSE
[2010-04-03 12:10:30] <Eo> Night 2 - Have rey kiss the A.R.S.E.

So yeah. I have come to a few conclusions:

1. Rey is a hater.
2. Rey is Remoraid, and he switched roles with the person who I currently think is Remoraid, and that person activated the double lynch.
3. Rey was converted by Remoraid.

[2010-04-03 11:39:02] <Eo> hi rey
[2010-04-03 11:39:11] <Eo> what's up?
[2010-04-03 11:39:15] <reyscarface> can i see
[2010-04-03 11:39:17] <reyscarface> your role pm
[2010-04-03 11:39:24] <Eo> why should I give you
[2010-04-03 11:39:26] <Eo> my role PM
[2010-04-03 11:39:33] <Eo> you are acting
[2010-04-03 11:39:38] <Eo> suspiciously
[2010-04-03 11:39:43] <reyscarface> yeah very
[2010-04-03 11:39:48] <reyscarface> because i havent proven my role at all
[2010-04-03 11:39:59] <Eo> yeah
[2010-04-03 11:40:04] <Eo> don't hide it
[2010-04-03 11:40:08] <reyscarface> let me see
[2010-04-03 11:40:09] <reyscarface> your role pm
[2010-04-03 11:40:09] <Eo> I know remoraid has a conversion power
[2010-04-03 11:40:19] <Eo> I know you're allied with him now
[2010-04-03 11:40:37] <reyscarface> nope
[2010-04-03 11:40:48] <reyscarface> i did transform, but my alignment
[2010-04-03 11:40:50] <reyscarface> is the same
[2010-04-03 11:40:52] <reyscarface> -clueless-
[2010-04-03 11:40:56] <Eo> sure
[2010-04-03 11:40:58] <Eo> also
[2010-04-03 11:41:02] <Eo> you said you were hooked
[2010-04-03 11:41:06] <Eo> in the thread
[2010-04-03 11:41:11] <Eo> that shows you have another power
[2010-04-03 11:41:14] <reyscarface> i did to make the haters
[2010-04-03 11:41:16] <reyscarface> lovers*
[2010-04-03 11:41:19] <reyscarface> believe it
[2010-04-03 11:41:22] <reyscarface> because there were no kills
[2010-04-03 11:41:23] <reyscarface> idiot
[2010-04-03 11:41:25] <Eo> sure
[2010-04-03 11:41:33] <reyscarface> lol whatever
[2010-04-03 11:41:37] <reyscarface> anyways give me your role pm
[2010-04-03 11:41:40] <Eo> I'll show you my flavor
[2010-04-03 11:41:42] <Eo> but not my role
[2010-04-03 11:41:49] <reyscarface> no i want the whole role.
[2010-04-03 11:41:56] <Eo> Dear Eo Ut Mortus, you are Mudkip.
[2010-04-03 11:41:56] <Eo> You still aren’t quite sure what happened; one day you were sitting comfortably inside your Pokeball that was open just a tiny bit so that you could see that professor guy get beaten up by a little puppy and then suddenly some retard grabbed you and started asking random people whether they ‘lieked’ you or not, which was inevitably followed by ‘lulz’. Since then you have become something...
[2010-04-03 11:41:56] <Eo> ...funny for noobs, and a horror for anyone with a brain. You have no idea how this happened though.
[2010-04-03 11:41:56] <Eo> <snip>
[2010-04-03 11:41:56] <Eo> You are allied with The Clueless.
[2010-04-03 11:41:56] <Eo> You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
[2010-04-03 11:42:09] <Eo> you don't need the whole role
[2010-04-03 11:42:11] <reyscarface> i want to know
[2010-04-03 11:42:13] <reyscarface> the something
[2010-04-03 11:42:14] <reyscarface> yes i do
[2010-04-03 11:42:14] <Eo> you just admitted you were converted
[2010-04-03 11:42:21] <reyscarface> i want to see it.
[2010-04-03 11:42:21] <Eo> I don't trust you anymore
[2010-04-03 11:42:27] <Eo> show me
[2010-04-03 11:42:30] <Eo> your transformation PM
[2010-04-03 11:42:31] <Eo> then
[2010-04-03 11:42:52] <reyscarface> You were splashed forcefully in the face with water, and received a note at your feet when you had recovered!
[2010-04-03 11:42:53] <reyscarface> Quote:
[2010-04-03 11:42:53] <reyscarface> Dear Reyscarface, you are Remoraid.
[2010-04-03 11:42:53] <reyscarface> You’re clearly the best fish Pokemon, and really cool in general! However, some are jealous of your potential and, as such, you should be cautious in this game.
[2010-04-03 11:42:53] <reyscarface> ...something...
[2010-04-03 11:42:53] <reyscarface> You are allied with The Clueless
[2010-04-03 11:42:53] <reyscarface> You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.

4. Rey is a massive (BAN ME PLEASE) (this option is not mutually exclusive by the way)

So there you have it. Sensitive information was removed from these logs. More reason to lynch hailflameblast.

Hope you're happy now, rey.
 
Lol you guys are so easy to lure, by the way I have a take on this situation as well, dont think Eo is an angel.


Well, here we go, loooong post:

Here is my real role:

Alchemator said:
Dear reyscarface, you

WOBBUFFET!
202Wobbuffet.png

Ok that pretty much explains it. In the anime you are possibly the most clueless Pokemon, annoying Team Rocket and randomly appearing just to shout your name. On the competitive scene, you aren’t much better. You manage to beat dragons, huge flying fish, volcanic smelting accidents and bugs coated in metal tier-wise, simply due to your ability to play tag – all this while being completely clueless.

You have a massive movepool of eight moves, the most effective of which you will be using for the best intentions in this game. During the day, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Day X – using Encore.”. There will be two lynches in a row on this day (you love the sight of blood evidently). This is a one time use ability.

You are allied with The Clueless.

You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.

Basically I changed the power, and lol I got everyone to claim which was fun. Anyways, you guys may not know it, but the real village leader was me. Eo was just a microphone, he spoke everything I needed, and I got mafias to claim to me, that is, the Lovers. Now he makes it look as he did all the job and that hes a hero, but naaah.
Basically I used the double lynch power to get at least 1 mafia, sadly that didnt work well. Kharozz claimed to us, and that was a shaky as fuck claim, which made us not believe him at all.
Now, after getting every single claim we started planning, and basically made that fake role as wolf in order to get claims, which worked by the way, since I got every single neutral to claim plus the whole Lovers faction.
Basically I got the Lovers + Neutrals to believe false stuff I told them, and I told the lovers to kill Coronis in order to leave Caesar free.

You know whats the fun part, that Eo invited this "bodyguard" fella to the channel without proof (at least to me) that he was clean. Then, wondering why this happened, I asked bodyguard to give me his role, because well, I didnt know crap about him. He denied it, even though Eo knew I was completely clean, and I got his role like 30 minutes after because Eo told me in PM, yeah great time to fake a role. This made me suspicious of both, so scared of a moling power I got Exarius, the Lovers Inspector, to check out Eo, and bam, he got a power different to the one Eo gave me at the start of the game (which he today changed to mayor, and unprovable role, lol).

I was indeed transformed by Remoraid, and sadly (more like thanks god) I am no longer allied with the Clueless. Basically Remoraid converted me in a Neutral, I win if either him or I survive in the end, and I have a redirection power that doesnt affect kills.

So yeah, dont go all "ITS ALL REYS FAULT THAT I POSTED THIS", because it was YOUR fucking fault that you did, because had you showed me 'bodyguard's role PM, not lied about yours in the first place, and concentrated into getting Haters instead of Lovers who we already confirmed and I completely had moled and were working for ME and just ME, we would be on a better spot, well not we, the Clueless if you are one.

Btw funny enough that he posted that just after this log:


00[19:30] <reyscarface> hi
05[19:30] <Eo> hi rey
[19:30] <Eo> what's up?
00[19:30] <reyscarface> can i see
00[19:30] <reyscarface> your role pm
[19:30] <Eo> why should I give you
[19:30] <Eo> my role PM
[19:30] <Eo> you are acting
[19:30] <Eo> suspiciously
00[19:30] <reyscarface> yeah very
00[19:31] <reyscarface> because i havent proven my role at all
[19:31] <Eo> yeah
[19:31] <Eo> don't hide it
00[19:31] <reyscarface> let me see
00[19:31] <reyscarface> your role pm
[19:31] <Eo> I know remoraid has a conversion power
[19:31] <Eo> I know you're allied with him now
00[19:31] <reyscarface> nope
00[19:32] <reyscarface> i did transform, but my alignment
00[19:32] <reyscarface> is the same
00[19:32] <reyscarface> -clueless-
[19:32] <Eo> sure
[19:32] <Eo> also
[19:32] <Eo> you said you were hooked
[19:32] <Eo> in the thread
[19:32] <Eo> that shows you have another power
00[19:32] <reyscarface> i did to make the haters
00[19:32] <reyscarface> lovers*
00[19:32] <reyscarface> believe it
00[19:32] <reyscarface> because there were no kills
00[19:32] <reyscarface> idiot
[19:32] <Eo> sure
00[19:32] <reyscarface> lol whatever
00[19:32] <reyscarface> anyways give me your role pm
[19:32] <Eo> I'll show you my flavor
[19:32] <Eo> but not my role
00[19:33] <reyscarface> no i want the whole role.
[19:33] <Eo> Dear Eo Ut Mortus, you are Mudkip.
[19:33] <Eo> You still aren’t quite sure what happened; one day you were sitting comfortably inside your Pokeball that was open just a tiny bit so that you could see that professor guy get beaten up by a little puppy and then suddenly some retard grabbed you and started asking random people whether they ‘lieked’ you or not, which was inevitably followed by ‘lulz’. Since then you have become...
[19:33] <Eo> ...something...
[19:33] <Eo> ...funny for noobs, and a horror for anyone with a brain. You have no idea how this happened though.
[19:33] <Eo> <snip>
[19:33] <Eo> You are allied with The Clueless.
[19:33] <Eo> You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
[19:33] <Eo> you don't need the whole role
00[19:33] <reyscarface> i want to know
00[19:33] <reyscarface> the something
00[19:33] <reyscarface> yes i do
[19:33] <Eo> you just admitted you were converted
00[19:33] <reyscarface> i want to see it.
[19:33] <Eo> I don't trust you anymore
[19:33] <Eo> show me
[19:33] <Eo> your transformation PM
[19:33] <Eo> then
00[19:34] <reyscarface> You were splashed forcefully in the face with water, and received a note at your feet when you had recovered!
00[19:34] <reyscarface> Quote:
00[19:34] <reyscarface> Dear Reyscarface, you are Remoraid.
00[19:34] <reyscarface> You’re clearly the best fish Pokemon, and really cool in general! However, some are jealous of your potential and, as such, you should be cautious in this game.
00[19:34] <reyscarface> ...something...
00[19:34] <reyscarface> You are allied with The Clueless
00[19:34] <reyscarface> You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
[19:34] <Eo> yeah...
[19:34] <Eo> I got unclesam's conversion PM
00[19:34] <reyscarface> unclesam didnt convert
00[19:34] <reyscarface> idiot
[19:34] <Eo> At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – IMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZ0R!!!â€. One of the users who targets you this night will be killed, but you will have to post a Shoop da Whoop picture in your next post. If you do not, you will be killed.
00[19:35] <reyscarface> what
00[19:35] <reyscarface> thats fucking good
00[19:35] <reyscarface> i just got a pussy redirect
00[19:35] <reyscarface> that cant redirect kills
[19:35] <Eo> ...
[19:35] <Eo> this sounds
[19:35] <Eo> really fishy
00[19:35] <reyscarface> bad pun
00[19:35] <reyscarface> but sure
00[19:35] <reyscarface> idc
00[19:36] <reyscarface> give me your role pm
00[19:36] <reyscarface> you showed me once
00[19:36] <reyscarface> why cant i see it again
[19:36] <Eo> I never showed you
[19:36] <Eo> or else you wouldn't be asking
00[19:36] <reyscarface> yes you did.
00[19:36] <reyscarface> when you were checked by finn
[19:36] <Eo> then you should know
00[19:36] <reyscarface> of course i do
00[19:36] <reyscarface> i just want it again
[19:36] <Eo> you have no need for it again
[19:36] <Eo> since you already know
00[19:36] <reyscarface> yes i do
00[19:36] <reyscarface> show me
00[19:37] <reyscarface> lol and im acting suspicious
[19:37] <Eo> why do you want it?
[19:37] <Eo> yes
[19:37] <Eo> you are acting suspicious
00[19:37] <reyscarface> hahaha seriously
00[19:37] <reyscarface> i need it
00[19:37] <reyscarface> for something
[19:37] <Eo> FOR WHAT
00[19:37] <reyscarface> just show me the damn pm
00[19:37] <reyscarface> for something
00[19:37] <reyscarface> it wont get you killed or anything
[19:37] <Eo> "something"
00[19:37] <reyscarface> i know youre hater anyways
[19:37] <Eo> that's not suspicious at all
[19:37] <Eo> I'm not
[19:37] <Eo> a fucking hate
[19:37] <Eo> r
00[19:37] <reyscarface> then
00[19:37] <reyscarface> show me your pm
[19:37] <Eo> tell me why the hell you need it
00[19:38] <reyscarface> TO FUCKING GIVE THE MAFIA IT, I REMEMBER YOU HAD A TERRIBLE ROLE AND THEY ARE ASKING ME A REASON THEY SHOULDNT KILL YOU
00[19:38] <reyscarface> for fucks sake
[19:38] <Eo> first
[19:38] <Eo> get me hailflameblast's PM
[19:38] <Eo> then I will show you my PM
00[19:39] <reyscarface> oh so they can believe you in the thread
00[19:39] <reyscarface> ill give you it when you show me yours
[19:39] <Eo> why are they asking for my role
00[19:39] <reyscarface> dont worry, i can easily go in the thread, show my legitibility, they will come to me, not you.
[19:39] <Eo> I showed RBG a fake role PM already
00[19:39] <reyscarface> because they want a legit reason
00[19:39] <reyscarface> they know it was fake
00[19:39] <reyscarface> they are about to kill you
[19:39] <Eo> well tell them it's real -_-
00[19:39] <reyscarface> they have a kill today
00[19:39] <reyscarface> i did, but they said its fake
[19:39] <Eo> I know they have a kill
00[19:39] <reyscarface> then give me your pm god damnit
00[19:40] <reyscarface> if you want to live
[19:40] <Eo> ...
[19:40] <Eo> give me hail's PM first
[19:40] <Eo> I promise
[19:40] <Eo> that I will then give you my PM
[19:40] <Eo> on my honor
00[19:40] <reyscarface> i dont need yours
00[19:40] <reyscarface> you need hail's
00[19:40] <reyscarface> i dont see how you are trying to gamble here
[19:40] <Eo> I don't need hail's
00[19:40] <reyscarface> yes you do.
00[19:40] <reyscarface> everyone is asking you for it.
00[19:41] <reyscarface> also this is just to save your ass
[19:41] <Eo> there are enough people who will vote without proof
00[19:41] <reyscarface> not mine.
05[19:41] <Eo> rey
[19:41] <Eo> I don't understand
[19:41] <Eo> why you're doing this
00[19:41] <reyscarface> ok then, you dont need it, its cool, you will be killed
00[19:41] <reyscarface> because the mafia
[19:41] <Eo> you're accusing me
00[19:41] <reyscarface> want a legit reason
[19:41] <Eo> and you're doing stupid stuff
[19:41] <Eo> look
00[19:41] <reyscarface> yeah ok
00[19:41] <reyscarface> i wont ask you again
[19:41] <Eo> how about we do this
00[19:41] <reyscarface> gg man
[19:41] <Eo> in front of an audience
00[19:41] <reyscarface> sorry youre getting killed.
[19:41] <Eo> lol
05[19:41] <Eo> nice bluff rey
00[19:41] <reyscarface> lol you dont believe me?
00[19:41] <reyscarface> ok then, youll see on the day update
[19:42] <Eo> *shrug*
[19:42] <Eo> fine
[19:42] <Eo> I don't really care
[19:42] <Eo> I'll give you my role
00[19:42] <reyscarface> ok then give it
[19:42] <Eo> but you have to give me hailflameblast's
[19:42] <Eo> give me your word first
00[19:42] <reyscarface> i give you my word
00[19:43] <reyscarface> im waiting
[19:43] <Eo> Dear Eo Ut Mortus, you are Mudkip.
[19:43] <Eo> You still aren’t quite sure what happened; one day you were sitting comfortably inside your Pokeball that was open just a tiny bit so that you could see that professor guy get beaten up by a little puppy and then suddenly some retard grabbed you and started asking random people whether they ‘lieked’ you or not, which was inevitably followed by ‘lulz’. Since then you have become...
[19:43] <Eo> ...something...
[19:43] <Eo> ...funny for noobs, and a horror for anyone with a brain. You have no idea how this happened though.
[19:43] <Eo> Because everyone ‘lieks’ you, your vote is worth double in the daily lynches.
[19:43] <Eo> You are allied with The Clueless.
[19:44] <Eo> You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
[19:44] <Eo> zzz
00[19:44] <reyscarface> so
[19:44] <Eo> ok
[19:44] <Eo> get me hail's PM
00[19:44] <reyscarface> what is ...something...
00[19:44] <reyscarface> im still waiting.
00[19:44] <reyscarface> lol
[19:44] <Eo> it's not a snip
[19:44] <Eo> the ... is chatzilla
[19:44] <Eo> that's the actual wording in the role PM
00[19:44] <reyscarface> oh really
[19:45] <Eo> yeah
[19:45] <reyscarface> because thats a different power than the one you told me
[19:45] <reyscarface> before
[19:45] <reyscarface> haha i finally got you
[19:45] <Eo> obviously
[19:45] <reyscarface> cya hater
Session Close: Thu Apr 08 19:45:27 2010

Session Start: Thu Apr 08 19:45:30 2010
Session Ident: Eo
[19:45] Session Ident: Eo (synIRC, reyscarface) (eo@mort.us)
[19:45] <Eo> what power did I tell you before?
[19:45] <Eo> "I have to be inspected to know my power"
[19:45] <Eo> yeah
[19:45] <Eo> I told finn that too
[19:45] <Eo> I told everyone that
[19:45] <Eo> because I didn't know who was clean
[19:45] <reyscarface> why dont you tell me the REAL role
[19:46] <reyscarface> i know youre not mayor bro
[19:46] <Eo> hi rey
[19:46] <Eo> that is my real role
[19:46] <reyscarface> ok then
[19:46] <reyscarface> i guess you wont mind
[19:46] <reyscarface> if i come out in the thread
[19:46] <reyscarface> and make everyone have a tied vote
[19:46] <Eo> and...
[19:46] <reyscarface> since your mayor power will make hailflameblast get lynched
[19:46] <reyscarface> amirite
[19:46] <Eo> I'd rather do it myself
[19:47] <Eo> and
[19:47] <Eo> I'm not having the lynch between me and hailflameblast
[19:47] <Eo> we're doing it between two lovers
[19:47] <Eo> because a) mafia mayors could exist
[19:47] <Eo> b) mafia could pull some shit with the voting
[19:47] <Eo> also
[19:47] <Eo> I'm not going to publicly claim mayor
[19:48] <Eo> I'm just saying "this is to test someone's mayor claim"
[19:48] <reyscarface> ok then
[19:48] <reyscarface> do it
[19:48] <Eo> get me hail's PM first
[19:50] <reyscarface> nah
[19:50] <reyscarface> i want you to do that first
[19:50] <reyscarface> my life isnt in play right now lol
[19:51] <Eo> you'll be sorry
[19:51] <Eo> if you don't get me his PM
[19:51] <reyscarface> then make me sorry
Session Close: Thu Apr 08 19:56:42 2010

Session Start: Thu Apr 08 20:00:13 2010
Session Ident: Eo
[20:00] <reyscarface> man
[20:00] <reyscarface> i know youre not mayor
[20:00] <reyscarface> why dont you just tell me your real role.
[20:00] <Eo> um
[20:00] <Eo> I am mayor
[20:00] <Eo> you fuck
Session Close: Thu Apr 08 20:00:50 2010

Session Start: Thu Apr 08 20:00:56 2010
Session Ident: Eo
[20:00] Session Ident: Eo (synIRC, reyscarface) (eo@mort.us)
[20:00] <Eo> tell me why you think I'm not mayor
[20:01] <Eo> is it "gut instinct"
[20:01] <Eo> is it a delusion
[20:01] <reyscarface> yeah a very big gut instict
[20:01] <Eo> are you mafia
[20:01] <Eo> well then you're wrong
[20:01] <Eo> get
[20:01] <Eo> over
[20:01] <Eo> it

You be the judge.
 
I gave yeti the microphone first time...
you've gotta admit, it did tie in pretty damn well with the Billy Mays claim.
But you didn't add flavor :|
you idiot i wasn't on your stupid as piss mafia team.
i moled the piss out of your dumb faction.
blue light was the chump you gave the microphone to.

ps it's not me announcing. neither chump is me.

dumb mafia hailflameblast

also saw the rey/eo thing coming. confirmed it once he switched lynches.
 
I was indeed transformed by Remoraid, and sadly (more like thanks god) I am no longer allied with the Clueless. Basically Remoraid converted me in a Neutral, I win if either him or I survive in the end, and I have a redirection power that doesnt affect kills.
There you have it. Rey admits that he is no longer one of us.

You know whats the fun part, that Eo invited this "bodyguard" fella to the channel without proof (at least to me) that he was clean. Then, wondering why this happened, I asked bodyguard to give me his role, because well, I didnt know crap about him. He denied it, even though Eo knew I was completely clean, and I got his role like 30 minutes after because Eo told me in PM, yeah great time to fake a role.
Yes rey, go and doubt the only bodyguard claim. If I were mafia, I would also definitely have invited him into the channel without preparing a fake role PM. How about we lynch him now?

This made me suspicious of both, so scared of a moling power I got Exarius, the Lovers Inspector, to check out Eo, and bam, he got a power different to the one Eo gave me at the start of the game (which he today changed to mayor, and unprovable role, lol).
I lied to you at the start of the game because I didn't trust you, and I lied again today because I didn't trust you. Every day, on IRC, you have PMed me "I know you're Hater." "I know you're Hater." Why would I cooperate with you after that, let alone trust you?
 
So you dont trust the guy who not only gave you all the Lovers team, but also proved his power at the start of the game? How retarded can you get.

Edit: Also protip Clueless: You gotta start lynching Haters and not only Lovers, by lynching Lovers you only give Haters the chance to demolish all of you and not chancing a crossfire, etc. Not that it matters because stupid Eo showed everything I got.
 
Yeah, thats something that happened because Remoraid wanted to, im talking about before I got converted, in which time I gave you all the proof to show I was clean, yet you still went retarded, convenient.
 
have you even been following darkanine

anyway has anyone noticed how rey is slowly becoming lonelyness when it comes to mafia? seriously keep this dude away from diplomacy
 
Screw the whole lot of you, why do I always become the scapegoat(refer to Star wars, where I I got hit by a kamikaze shot)...

Alright, let me post a warning for anybody who was actually smart unlike me and my team(a.k.a remoraid haters): I hope you haven't claimed truthfully to rey. If you have, its gg everyone, no hard feelings.

EDIT: Actually, not all of us got in touch with Rey. Get your facts right, and don't try to act the hero, though in the end it doesn't matter. It(just like the double lynch of 2 inspectors in your point of view) was a human mistake by us.

Anyway, I must say, I think I moled Eo OK for a beginner(do tell me if you didn't swallow everything I said, I could use some advice).
 
Why don't we ka-DO it in the road? Why don't we ka-DO it in the ro-oooh-oooad? No one will be watching us, WHYYYYYYY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROOOOO-OOOOOH-OOOOOO-HO HO HO HO HO HO-AAAAAAAD.

Do it in the road with hailflameblast
 
To any surviving non-village aligned killers who get a kill today, I suggest you kill reyscarface or Eo Ut Mortus. It's a 50/50 gamble.

Also, I have sources who I'd fooled earlier who told me that Eo Ut Mortus is a hooker, so Haters, take note of that.

I also heard rumours of Thorns being the bodyguard, keep that in mind as well.

And screw anyone who thinks I'm wrecking everything. I haven't been lynched yet, so I'm free to publicize all the data I wish to. Also, I've pretty much ascertained that Dogfish44 has at least a decent role(such as Safeguard).

GL Haters, thrash the village!

EDIT: Guys, I just googled up remoraid Mafia, and the whole IRC log between Rey and Eo came up in pastebin. As of now, assimilated data is:

Coronis = Neutral who needs to kill Caesar to win(Caesar, save yur skin, wherever you are!)
Agape = Remoraid(Redirector)
Dubulous, Kinneas, nachos and Darkanine are villagers.

Phantasia is Bodyguard.

Better luck next time, IRC isn't foolproof.
 
No-one is going to save hailflameblast lol.
-~-

You all gather around Remoraid Lake again, and quickly decide that it is hailflameblast who will be sacrificed killed for justice and all things right today. You have perfected your lynching skills since yesterday, and the poor guy has no escape.

You fervently frisk his body before throwing him to the bottom of the lake, finding a scrap of paper with his identity written on it.

Alchemator said:
Dear hailflameblast, you are Toaster.
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[dammitbrokenlink]
Well, you kind of think Remoraid is cool but really you’re just part of the Remoraid Lovers because Alchemator needed another Smogon user and no-one else in their right mind would go near that weird fish. Nevertheless, you’re determined to reach any goal that is set for you and you will be using the best of your abilities to make sure that the Remoraid Lovers succeed in their endeavours.

A long time ago, in an IRC channel far, far away (by the name of #stark) you once did damage calculations with Alchemator to discover the true potential of Remoraid. Adept with the Smogon damage calc (though that isn’t hard, with its intuitive interface and accurate outputs) you will be using it to distract users in this game.

At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Showing damage calculations of Remoraid to <user>”. <user> will be so astounded/vehemently flaming you that they will be unable to complete the night action that they set out to complete that night.

<snip>

You are allied with the Remoraid Lovers.

You win if the Remoraid Lovers eliminate all threats.

Another mafioso down! Is this a comeback?

It is now Night 3. Night 3 will last until 19:00 gmt +0 on Sunday
 
I'll still watch this game, posting now and then like Finn did, since I'm fairly interested in seeing if my last minute village info slicer will help the mafia(I hope to God that the other mafia members aren't the people you mentioned as the Haters in the log).

For everybody's future reference, IRC is NOT foolproof.

EDIT: Technically, there were only 9 votes for me. Alch, you cheater(I know everybody would have voted for me).
 
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