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Remoraid Mafia - Haters, Yeti, and Coronis Win!

Incidentally, even if you were to say Lynch Macle, IIRC it has no effect. The only thing that actually works is to say lynch moocle in bold. Just a small FYI. For future reference, in case somebody changes their username.

What? Umm...Maybe it has no effect because Macle/Moocle or whatever is a host? And what counts as a lynch vote is determined solely by Alch/Moocle.
 
Just saying guys,

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As the day dawns around Remoraid Lake, you hope that no-one is dead like last night. However, much to your dismay, you find two bodies completely obliterated by weapons of mass destruction. The first is of Kharozz.

Alchemator said:
Dear Kharozz, you are… wait, who are you again?
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You’re an exceptionally dim-witted duck, but everybody loves you for your squishy-cuteness! Even though you aren’t part Psychic-type, you have been famed in Pokedex entries for your chronic headaches and these terrible afflictions will be your main weapon in this game.

When you are lynched, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Day X – HEADACHE ASPLOSION <user>”. <user> will be immediately killed.

You are allied with The Clueless.

You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
It seems Christmas came early for Kharozz, as you found the remains of an explosive present nearby. As you all remove your hats (apart from those dead already, though who knows?) to mourn, a group of individuals leap from the surrounding bushes and hold an ocarina case to the sky. Some already familiar with the deadly weapon held within dived to the ground, whereas others sprinted out of range as quickly as possible.

It seems Alakapimp, however, was too busy having his Rattata raped by a 10 year old kid and was hit squarely in the back with an orange.

Alchemator said:
Dear Alakapimp, you are a Rocket Grunt.
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One of many under the authority of Giovanni, you are often sent to annoy trainers attempting to rape the boss with a Cyndaquil. Characterised by your stylish black uniform with a funky ‘R’ on the front, you usually carry terribad Pokemon such as Ekans and Rattata, hoping to beat the ‘kid’ protagonist of the main storyline. Though you pledge allegiance to anything the boss says you have to, you never actually know what he’s up to and, as such, can be classified as ‘clueless’.

Being part of a large criminal organisation has honed your pick pocketing and general thieving skills. At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Stealing from <user>”. If <user> has any items, they will be transferred to you by morning.

You are allied with The Clueless.

You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
With four of The Clueless down already, it's looking bleak for the ever-confused campers. Suddenly a great orator stood upon the nearest rock, and uttered a sweet sonnet that not even Alchemator could rival.

REYSCARFACE IS LIKE THE POPE
ALWAYS ASKKING FOR OUR ROLE PMS
AND I DUN WANNA GIVE IT
I AM NOT AN REMO RAID LOVER
I AM NOT REMO RAID HATER
I AM A CLUE LASS
WHOPLAS POOKMEKMON
I JUST WANT PLAY MAFIA FFS
Even more suddenly than the last event, a large helicopter positioned itself in the middle of the lake. A sentient being with a megaphone opened the door and directed its speech at the stupefied campers, carrying a 'very important message'.
I converted you as agreed. If you received a Remoraid PM, this is your new role. (The hosts say that if you tell anyone you will be godkilled...)
With these solemn words, the sentient being leapt from the helicopter and dived into the water, breaking the sound barrier as it went. This shockwave caused a humble Magikarp to launch from the water, landing - flopping all the while - in front of the victims holiday-makers. The fish once again decreed that a user should be annihilated by a democratic majority, and you bloodthirsty vampires could not resist such a tempting offer.

It is now Day 2. Day 2 ends when a majority vote is reached, or at 18:00 GMT+0 on April 7th (Wednesday).

Please don't update Macle ;D

PMs are now going out, please talk to me about the game guys!

EDIT: All PMs sent hopefully.
 
WTF just happened? 2 more of us are down? Especially one with a lynch-kill?

Its Day 2 now, and I wonder, seeing as KOTW was paranoid, and Finn was only Role/ Alliance, is there a full inspector aligned with the village out there? This is just me loudly thinking.
 
Okay, so last night, rey came to me after the lynch and claimed "his real role". He told me to have me inspected if I didn't believe him. I found that slightly suspicious, so I snooped around and also found out that he put the safeguard on himself. Fortunately, said safeguard was redirected, and I had the backup inspector target him. The result:

Alchemator said:
Dear reyscarface, you are Cluedo.
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You are the classical board game where players must find out 'whodunnit?' Now, you may ask what an inanimate object such as yourself is doing in this mess. Well, you heard (I know, you don't really have ears) that there was a faction called The Clueless. Being clueless goes against everything you stand for, so you knew you had to destroy them!

You will be using the items contained within your game to your advantage. At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X - Hit <user> with lead piping”. You will knock them out that night, preventing them from completing any night actions.

Every night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Kill <user> with the candlestick in the ballroom”. You will lure your target into a ballroom and murder them with your trademark candlestick.

You are allied with yourself.

You win if The Clueless is completely eliminated.

By the way, please hold off on reaching a majority for the lynch; I have several people I need to talk to.
 
Yeah right, backup inspector lol, seriously guys we dont need to be more screwed up, Eo is fucking obviously lying, and he was the one who ordered the lynches on KotW and Finn.

Lets do the intelligent move instead and lynch one mafia for once.Also I need everyone's results, thanks.
 
No, you wern't Phantasia.

Hey, I'm really not sure of anything anymore -.-
Anyway, if Eo is lying, we can always lynch him next.


Edit: Vote changed XD

Guys, with my vote we have 6, and with 19 players need 10 for majority. So, only three more people lynch or you'll be accused of being a traitor yadda yadda yadda.
 
Ok fuck it, seriously screw you Eo, I had this game won in the beginning, if only Finn did what I told him and didnt tell you he inspected you I would have complete control of the village right now.

Heh I lynched 2 of your power roles so suck it.

Also any mafia interested on knowing the village BG, the village Hooker, the village vigilante and a good target to use a silencer (if you have one) on, PM me, I wont say it out in the open because they will put their gay trackers on your ass (if you wanna know them I can help you with that too.)

Its not over for me, if you Clueless all die I still win (I asked Alchemator) so suuuuuuuuuuck it, and GO MAFIA! \o/

Oh and stick that posting restriction shit up your ass 8===D
 
No, you wern't Phantasia.

Hey, I'm really not sure of anything anymore -.-
Anyway, if Eo is lying, we can always lynch him next.

Shadow Tag reyscarface

Guys, with my vote we have 6, and with 19 players need 10 for majority. So, only three more people lynch or you'll be accused of being a traitor yadda yadda yadda.

Eo Ut Mortus said:
By the way, please hold off on reaching a majority for the lynch; I have several people I need to talk to.

Seriously, hold off on the voting. There are still a few people who haven't claimed (even after all this time), and not everyone has given me the results of their night actions.

Also, you know how rey is with control. Mafia, if you claim to him, he'll probably try and dominate your faction or something. You don't want that happening, do you?
 
Also, you know how rey is with control. Mafia, if you claim to him, he'll probably try and dominate your faction or something. You don't want that happening, do you?

Im about to be lynched, yeah surely I will take control of their factions, dumb logic much??

Also I could careless if I die because if clueless are eliminated I win anyways, as you can see by the PM YOU posted, not even me, so how can I be faking it?

Mafias, I need YOU right now, I know you dont need me, but if you want to have a 99% assured win (1% if apocalypsis occurs or something), contact me so I can tell you the most powerful and dangerous roles on the village. After all, that leader fake claim wasnt bad at all, got a full spreadsheet, oh and thanks Eo, for telling me the roles of basically everyone before ^__^
 
Sorry for double posting, but this is worth it.

Can "THE REMORAID" please contact me? Its very important that you do so, and it will greatly help both of us.

Edit: I can also hook you up with the Remoraid Lovers, which really would appreciate your contact, and I bet you would too.
 
Lynch UncleSam

Okay, so why won't be lynching reyscarface? Well, we can redirect/hook his kills with ease; we cannot necessarily do the same with the mafia, since we do not know who their killer is.

Now, why Uncle Sam? Well, he claimed safeguard, and I have another safeguard claim - and it's verified in the BG's PM. Also, we can't screw with rey if the mafia safeguards him.

I have to go, just trust me on this, ask me questions tomorrow if needed.
 
Ya...that sounds like a great idea. Rather than lynch the KNOWN WOLF/KILLING NEUTRAL WHO VIRTUALLY GUARANTEED THE VILLAGE LOSS let's lynch someone because Eo has two claims that might be conflicting. Ya. That sounds like a great idea to me.
 
The bodyguard is a staple role in almost every mafia game, and the bodyguard and safeguard are known through their role PMs (like in Blindness Mafia). The safeguard is the exact same role you are. So, you're guaranteed to be mafia. And again, like I said, we can easily manipulate team-of-one rey.
 
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