Phil McRevice: TROLRORLORLRORLRORLRORLRORORLRLROROOR
TheCutestMew: cheap strategy. but then again, hackmons is just a war of seeing who's cheaper
Whereisfofel: i'm still having a hard time figuring out when a team with 3 smeargles is useful
Bugattiboy: you deal more damage even the boosts. how?
Team Bermgluiper: invinceble
Pikachuun: dude
Team Bermgluiper: :P
Pikachuun: that isn't invincible
Team Bermgluiper: yes
Pikachuun: fairy types are supereffective against it
The opposing Sceptile is in love with Blissey!
The opposing Sceptile used
Bullet Seed!
Blissey lost 9.2% of its health!
Blissey lost 8.4% of its health!
Hit 2 times!
Blissey used
Metronome!
Waggling a finger let it use
Roar!
But it failed!
Pikachuun: LOL
Pikachuun: 5 POKEMON
Pikachuun: GG
The opposing Venusaur-Mega used
Trick!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega switched items with its target!
Old Team Go! obtained one Black Sludge.
The opposing Venusaur-Mega obtained one Lum Berry.
Old Team Go! used
Inferno!
It's super effective! The opposing Venusaur-Mega lost 33.0% of its health!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega was burned!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega ate its Lum Berry!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega healed its burn!
Old Team Go! is hurt by its Black Sludge!
erion_94: play like a man
Nubcake489: hacker
Pikachuun: How am I hacking?
Nubcake489: manetri cant learn wonder gard hacker
Ash Ketchum III: I have a burn disk thingy
Killrbladez: You know what makes balanced hackmons broken? This?
The opposing Piplup used
Hydro Pump!
[Shedinja's Sturdy!]
Shedinja lost 0% of its health!
Shedinja used
Solar Beam!
Shedinja absorbed light!
It's super effective! The opposing Piplup lost 6.5% of its health!
The opposing Piplup fainted!
deflyinknife: ill show you what hackmons are
iefjhrktuhguire: I am getting tired of this Spore + Deoxys shit. XD
Mage4ever: dw
Mage4ever: don't have spore
Deoxys-Speed used
Ingrain!
Deoxys-Speed planted its roots!
The opposing Yveltal floats in the air with its Air Balloon!
Ranger Mike: brb
Red7890: what does that mean
Red7890: brb
Red7890: huh
Red7890: punk
Red7890: huh
Red7890: stupid
Ranger Mike: lol
Peef Rimgarr: is that an arceus ice
Red7890: yeah
Peef Rimgarr: why
Red7890: you
Red7890: stupid
Red7890: chensey
Red7890: your poopy
Peef Rimgarr: WHAT
Peef Rimgarr: WHAT IS THIS
Blissey (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def
Adamant Nature
- Body Slam
- Headbutt
- Rock Slide
- Dynamic Punch/Counter
Basically god. Body Slam has a 60% chance to paralyze with serene grace, which rounds to 100% btw, so if you use headbutt, they will never move ever, unless you have really crappy luck. Rock slide 3HKOs charY or something impressive like that. Dynamic Punch is there for confusion, and if you can't hit a dynamic punch, it's not my problem, since I've hit every single one I've thrown. Counter is there if you're a baby and you want an easy way out rather than being a man and para-flinching your opponent to death.
Now you may be saying, BUT THIS IS JUST A CRAPPY RIPOFF OF JIRACHI. Come back to me when you give enough Performance-enhancing drugs to your jirachi so it can eat up a sun-boosted blast burn easily. Heck, you could even run this with jirachi so that its biggest weakness, charizard, is covered. In fact, go do that. You might be successful. Who knows? I don't, at least.
LC in NU: Has anyone ever thought of making a scouting team in Balanced Hackmons?
LC in NU: To investigate the stupidity at the bottom of the ladder
LC in NU: 2 impostors, 2 friskers, and a bouncer and a heal beller
Peef Rimgarr: yeah it's called dualchans
LC in NU: Not dual chans
DreMZ: 6 chansey best team imo 2bh
LC in NU: I meant something like the team used to look at what stupid shit people used
LC in NU: Like ditto/wigglytuff/noivern/smeargle/mew/ekiller
LC in NU: in ubers
Peef Rimgarr: that could get some funny results
Peef Rimgarr: Honestly go pure hacks though
LC in NU: Okay
Peef Rimgarr: It'd be much funnier
LC in NU: you make the team then
Peef Rimgarr: Tbh in PH i'll just use 6 imposters
Peef Rimgarr: no reason not to
LC in NU: Use 3 friskers
Peef Rimgarr: and it'll give me specifics
LC in NU: to investigate items
LC in NU: as well
Peef Rimgarr: alright
LC in NU: Because items are half of the stupid shit people do
Peef Rimgarr: I'm gonna rng 3 pokemon to use as imposters
LC in NU: lol
LC in NU: even funnier
DreMZ: inb4 ditto
Peef Rimgarr: hitmonchan, vanilluxe, piplup
LC in NU: oh
LC in NU: and before I forget
LC in NU: put the OHKO spam deo-s on there as well
Peef Rimgarr: i will
LC in NU: so that you can win if your opp's pokes can't ko themselves
LC in NU: now excuse me while I post this conversation on the "silly things in other metas" thread
darkrai.tem: do all the mons have 4x shell smash?
Poof Rimger: so far yes lmao
[Opposing Scolipede's Frisk!]
The opposing Scolipede frisked SMASH and found its Wepear Berry!
pichu=c: weddle op?
pichu=c: you are hack?
champetero: john don't get 6-0ed by an LC team pls
Falkbalk: HAH, NO CURSE ON A GENGAR-MEGA
Tester67: oh the kyrem had illusion?
Tester67: "kyrme"
prad1961: aritcuno cant learn sheer cold
+Pikachuun: !learn articuno, sheer cold
Articuno
can learn Sheer Cold
The opposing Mewtwo-Mega-X's Weakness Policy activated!
The Weakness Policy harshly lowered the opposing Mewtwo-Mega-X's Attack! The Weakness Policy harshly lowered the opposing Mewtwo-Mega-X's Special Attack!
★zackattack1z1: Reporting for shadow tag abuse
★SDFEFEWF: i'm not very smart
[21:29:03]
M3gapede: $20 to someone that gets a kill with guts flame orb shedinja in BH
[21:29:41]
M3gapede: trust me its possible
[21:32:25]
kingslayer2779: okay
[21:32:29]
kingslayer2779: i will do it
Due to guts Shedy's clear op ness i will post the set here:
Best Shed Set (Shedinja) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Endeavor
- Ice Shard
- Trick
- ExtremeSpeed
Clearly metagame changing. I don't think i need to explain the sheer power and destruction this set can do.
| long
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[22:32:07] DreMZ: I challenge user Kit Kasai to a Pokemon Battle
[22:32:13] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t m8
[22:32:16] lol kek: Bug Catcher Kit
[22:32:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u wanna fite
[22:32:24] DreMZ: yes nerd
[22:32:25] DreMZ: fite me
[22:32:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go sharpweedle
[22:32:38] DreMZ: i chose you, venonaw
[22:32:49] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t m8
[22:32:58] DreMZ: implying
[22:32:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): d0nt' git in the way
[22:33:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): of a pokman battle
[22:33:04] DreMZ: this is real pokemon battle scrub
[22:33:13] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sharpweedle use horn attack
[22:33:25] %Uselesscrab: you got rekt
[22:33:29] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:33:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): cowrd
[22:33:33] DreMZ: then go for a poison slam
[22:33:35] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): using protect
[22:33:39] DreMZ: aim for his horn
[22:33:44] DreMZ: u wot
[22:33:46] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sharpweedle takes it like a boss
[22:33:50] DreMZ: its like you don't even smash bros
[22:33:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): cuz he's boss
[22:34:06] DreMZ: but u forgot venonaws ability
[22:34:12] DreMZ: sharpweedle is poisoned
[22:34:14] DreMZ: ;)
[22:34:18] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): shit
[22:34:20] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:34:34] DreMZ: Venonaw use Hyper Bite!
[22:34:38] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sharpweedle use fasad
[22:34:43] DreMZ: fuck
[22:34:44] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): boost power by poison
[22:34:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:34:50] DreMZ: damn I got retk
[22:34:56] DreMZ: venonaw is kill
[22:35:01] DreMZ: i send out my strongest pokemon
[22:35:02] DreMZ: go
[22:35:04] DreMZ: Snoopachu
[22:35:15] DreMZ: snoopachu use blaze
[22:35:20] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:35:27] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): can you pass me that
[22:35:30] DreMZ: now ur sharpweedle is high as fuck
[22:35:32] DreMZ: hell yea m8
[22:35:35] je ne suis pas: o-o
[22:35:36] • %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿) blaze
[22:35:41] • DreMZ blaze
[22:35:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:36:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): return sharpweedle
[22:36:17] DreMZ: lel
[22:36:28] %Uselesscrab: what is going on here
[22:36:28] DreMZ: sharpweedle couldn't balze it with the big boys
[22:36:33] DreMZ: Pokemon Uselesscrab
[22:36:36] DreMZ: Pokemon is happening
[22:36:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go magnebro
[22:36:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use lighty attack
[22:37:08] DreMZ: snoopachu get high as fuck
[22:37:09] DreMZ: and dodge it
[22:37:31] DreMZ: then go for smokescreen
[22:37:51] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:37:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro can't see
[22:38:15] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro
[22:38:16] je ne suis pas: O-o
[22:38:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use thischarge
[22:38:22] DreMZ: damn!
[22:38:26] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): always hits
[22:38:27] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): ,8
[22:38:30] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:38:30] DreMZ: fuck
[22:38:46] DreMZ: snoopachu retaliate with 420 Arrows
[22:38:51] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:39:00] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): but
[22:39:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): you didn't notice
[22:39:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro has air balon
[22:39:15] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh shit it's arrows
[22:39:16] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:39:26] DreMZ: Yep
[22:39:27] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u g0t me this time m8
[22:39:33] DreMZ: also ur magnebro is now high as fuck
[22:39:39] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro fainted
[22:39:43] DreMZ: thanks to snoopachu's ability
[22:40:20] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go
[22:40:24] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chantress
[22:40:28] DreMZ: fuck
[22:40:35] DreMZ: >not hit4chan
[22:40:40] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use sneak rock thing
[22:40:48] DreMZ: oh no not sneaky pebbles
[22:41:07] DreMZ: snoopachu is too high
[22:41:11] DreMZ: it faints
[22:41:18] DreMZ: go smogonbird
[22:41:23] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh no
[22:41:31] DreMZ: use Stealth Rocks
[22:41:36] DreMZ: because that move is Smogon aproved
[22:41:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chan use really fast spin
[22:41:49] DreMZ: damn
[22:42:02] DreMZ: Smogonbird use Gust
[22:42:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:42:13] DreMZ: it has +1 priority so I outspeed ur 4chantress
[22:42:24] • %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿) hold up red card
[22:42:28] DreMZ: fuck
[22:42:34] DreMZ: didn't realize we were playing soccer scrub
[22:42:37] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
DreMZ left
[22:42:39] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): futbol
DreMZ joined
[22:42:53] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u run away m8
[22:42:55] DreMZ: nah
[22:42:58] DreMZ: i got red carded
[22:43:01] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): lol
[22:43:09] DreMZ: totally meant to do that
[22:43:17] DreMZ: anyways
[22:43:26] DreMZ: no es fake was forced out
[22:43:36] DreMZ: noesfake uses fairy-type
[22:43:48] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:43:50] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): resist m8
[22:44:06] DreMZ: shit
[22:44:08] DreMZ: i forgot
[22:44:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chantress use mega boom explode attack
[22:44:13] DreMZ: damn
[22:44:16] DreMZ: noesfake fainted
[22:44:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chantress fainted
[22:44:33] DreMZ: go Delibird
[22:44:54] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go GYARaDOS
[22:45:04] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use potato stonoe
[22:45:07] DreMZ: damn
[22:45:11] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): evolve into GYARaDOS-Potato
[22:45:19] DreMZ: Delibird use being a bird
[22:45:30] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh no
[22:45:32] DreMZ: GYARaDOS-Potato is weak to bird
[22:45:33] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): the birds
[22:45:34] DreMZ: :^)
[22:45:51] %Uselesscrab: gotta go
[22:45:54] %Uselesscrab: and escape this idiocy
[22:45:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): bye
[22:45:56] DreMZ: bye crab
%Uselesscrab left
[22:45:57] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): lol
[22:46:00] DreMZ: rude
[22:46:01] DreMZ: :(
[22:46:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): return GYARaDOS
[22:46:51] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go regipaper
[22:46:55] DreMZ: damn
[22:47:07] DreMZ: /wait//
[22:47:14] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): regipaper use cut
[22:47:17] DreMZ: Delibird use Scissor
[22:47:21] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): gdi
[22:47:31] DreMZ: it works because Delibird is weak to Rock
[22:47:34] DreMZ: So it's obviously Scissors
[22:47:36] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): regipaper die
[22:48:07] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go sock
[22:48:12] DreMZ: fuck
[22:48:13] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use sock slide
[22:48:19] DreMZ: damn
[22:48:26] DreMZ: delibird fainted
[22:48:36] DreMZ: go Landorous-Furry
[22:48:40] DreMZ: use MLP
[22:48:43] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:48:47] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sock is intimidated
[22:48:56] DreMZ: lel
[22:49:02] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sock faints
[22:49:05] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): weak to fairy type
[22:49:14] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:49:18] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): this my last pokemon
[22:49:24] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): prepare ur anus
[22:49:28] DreMZ: oh fuk
[22:49:50] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go kevin durant
[22:49:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use hustle
[22:49:56] DreMZ: !!!
[22:49:57] DreMZ: shit
[22:50:04] DreMZ: Landorous-Furry fainted
[22:50:32] DreMZ: go Arhops
[22:50:37] DreMZ: Arhops used Art
[22:50:54] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): arhop learned hustle by using art
[22:51:04] DreMZ: stron
[22:51:07] DreMZ: too bad arhops sucks
[22:51:21] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant use sharpen fingers
[22:51:27] DreMZ: oh fuk
[22:51:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): b00st my accuracy m8
[22:51:35] DreMZ: damn
[22:51:44] DreMZ: you're not ready for fready m8
[22:51:49] DreMZ: I mega evolve my Arhops
[22:51:53] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): w0t
[22:51:59] DreMZ: now its Mega Arhops X
[22:52:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:52:10] DreMZ: I'm not done though
[22:52:15] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): boi
[22:52:15] DreMZ: I activate my trap card
[22:52:33] DreMZ: I can now Digivolve my Mega Arhops X into
[22:52:38] DreMZ: Mecha Mega Arhops X Omega
[22:52:39] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t m8
[22:52:55] DreMZ: ur move m8
[22:53:23] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant use ultimate move
[22:53:25] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): giga horn breaker
[22:53:30] DreMZ: shit
[22:53:38] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): boost accuracy too
[22:53:40] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): so i cant miss
[22:53:51] DreMZ: Mecha Mega Arhops X Omega ability activate so that instead of dying it unevolves
[22:53:57] DreMZ: So now its just Mega Arhops X again
[22:53:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): w0t u do now m8
[22:54:02] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): w0t
[22:54:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): haxor
[22:54:15] DreMZ: Meag Arhops X uses Double Team
[22:54:19] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant must recharge
[22:54:27] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses Minimize
[22:54:30] DreMZ: His ability is Simple
[22:54:34] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:54:44] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses klutz
[22:54:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant use sharpen fingers a lot of times
[22:54:55] DreMZ: increases power equal to users evasion
[22:54:59] DreMZ: also increase evasion by 1 stage
[22:55:00] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:55:23] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses Art
[22:55:29] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh shit
[22:55:34] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): you arted mega drill breaker
[22:55:41] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): no my ultimate move
[22:55:43] DreMZ: es ogre for u
[22:55:52] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses Mega Drill Breaker
[22:56:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant die
[22:56:11] DreMZ: it misses because Arhops is a terrible user
[22:56:14] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:56:22] poopsandwhich: lol, dafug guys?
[22:56:27] • %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿) run away and don't pay prize money
[22:56:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): cuz I'm cheap
[22:56:31] DreMZ: wow ok rude
★ShepMeMate: O SHIT
★ShepMeMate: I THOUGHT CRESSILIA WAS WATER