Silly Things You've Seen In Other Metagames

Stumbled onto the same randomizer guy from before. So I started stalking his replays. Go watch this, it is glorious.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-433249163

I think this guy should probably join the forums, lol.
Alright, let me take a crack at this:

(L) Starts the game with a double Protect. Fortunately, Ninjask does not press its luck and passes into Altaria, which is about as best as you can do facing a Primal Kyogre with that team.
(L) Altaria is not mega, but at least has Draco Meteor to dent Kyogre.
(R) POgre with Water Spout (good)/Ice Beam (good)/Double Edge (huh?).
(R) Yet Another Non-Mega Charizard (with Heat Wave, but whatever).
(L) Litwick. But...
(L) At least Litwick is played well: it comes in on a Fire move to get Flash Fire, and also has Wisp and Pain Split to suggest a defensive set. It also tanks a move from Mega Tyranitar to burn it, suggesting a possible Eviolite. Still...Lampent, I guess?
(R) Mega Tar uses EQ on Litwick when it has STAB Crunch, and left has two immunities but no remaining Dark resist.
(R) Hammer Arm/FireBeam Primal Groudon, used multiple times on Ninjask, allowing it to get to +6/+6 with a sub and pass to Mega Beedrill. It then uses Solar Beam on Beedrill--scratch that, period, considering that by this point everything on left's team resists it.
(R) On the offending turn:
★CarryU2:Are u stupid
(L) With the Beedrill sweep secured, left decides to finish it in the chat:
★I R GUD PLAEYR: you just let me set up on primal groudon with a fucking ninjask
★I R GUD PLAEYR: this team was literally built using a randomizer
★I R GUD PLAEYR: and i think you just lost to it

★I R GUD PLAEYR: and by the way
★I R GUD PLAEYR: why are you using non-mega charizard
★I R GUD PLAEYR: and double by the way
★I R GUD PLAEYR: primal kyogre does not need double edge
★I R GUD PLAEYR: for anything
★I R GUD PLAEYR: ever
★I R GUD PLAEYR: and triple by the way
★I R GUD PLAEYR: primal groudon does not need hammer arm

(R) Oh, and Scarfed Charizard and Metagross. Doesn't save him from the Beedrill.

And let us repeat that again:
★I R GUD PLAEYR: you just let me set up on primal groudon with a fucking ninjask
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-331404635

Don't you love to make fun of yourself? But, because I don't know enough about BH, someone take this :P
Sure thing.
[L] Magby and Dewgong. In BH. Come on.
[L] Rock Polishing up to x4. With a MEGA-STEELIX.
[R] ...Imposter Slaking again.
[L] And Steelix loses to it.
[R] Focus Punch Shedinja.
[L] Last Resort/Fake Out/Extreme Speed Weavile. Hey, whatever works.
[R] The Shedinja is NOT Sturdy, despite its name.
[R] Perish Song Deoxys-S.
[L] Leaving Weavile in to perish.
[R] Steelix with no offensive presence whatsoever to Steel types.
[L] Magby does not realize that any attack will only do one damage. Dragon Rage is your friend...
[L] Swords Dance U-Turn Ninjask.
[R] Mega Rayquaza without any priority.
[Both] The victor of the match.
 
Can someone explain to me everything that went on here:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-433823626
(R) Monferno with Sunny Day, Hone Claws, and Incinerate
(R) Monferno in general
(R) Alakazam with Fire Punch
(L) That has to be the weirdest Avalugg set I have ever seen
(R) Bouffalant with Strength, Skull Bash, and Stomp (Dat coverage tho). Avalugg takes it out.
(R) Mixed Gallade with Brick Break and Dazzling Gleam. It also falls to the sentient iceberg.
(R) Exploud with Strength, Mega Punch, and Rest.
(L) Switches out to Mawile, who attempts to set up on Exploud and gets freezehaxed to death
(L) Scizor also gets freezehaxed to death
Dem Kyogres: Alakazam looked as if it was your best bet against Lugg
(R) Rayquaza with Rest and Avalanche
(L) Runs out of Rock Slide PP


Did I miss anything?
 
(R) Monferno with Sunny Day, Hone Claws, and Incinerate
(R) Monferno in general
(R) Alakazam with Fire Punch
(L) That has to be the weirdest Avalugg set I have ever seen
(R) Bouffalant with Strength, Skull Bash, and Stomp (Dat coverage tho). Avalugg takes it out.
(R) Mixed Gallade with Brick Break and Dazzling Gleam. It also falls to the sentient iceberg.
(R) Exploud with Strength, Mega Punch, and Rest.
(L) Switches out to Mawile, who attempts to set up on Exploud and gets freezehaxed to death
(L) Scizor also gets freezehaxed to death
Dem Kyogres: Alakazam looked as if it was your best bet against Lugg
(R) Rayquaza with Rest and Avalanche
(L) Runs out of Rock Slide PP


Did I miss anything?
(R) Monferno had Iron Fist and nothing to abuse it with, as well as Leftovers.
(R) Alakazam did not have Magic Guard.
(R) Gallade avoids an Earthquake, and then tries to Substitute with 8% HP left.
(R) Mega Rayquaza had an Eject Button. And Rest, for some reason. Plus Avalanche, which it uses on the +6 Avalugg to absolutely no avail whatsoever.

No.
(L) Lone Sturdinja with Protect, Venoshock, and Berry Juice.
(R) ★a1a1: wrong team
(L) ★Pitta: haha i cant beat u anyway
(R) Basically all the mons.
(R) Overheat Zard-X without Contrary. Not that Contrary would help much.
(R) Breloom using Sticky Web, and later Spikes, against a 1 mon "team".
(R) Aqua Tail Bisharp.
(R) Solar Beam+EQ+Psychic Chansey.
(R) So many Normal and Fighting moves.
(L) Mercifully forfeiting, saving everyone quite a few minutes of their lives.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-414442885
One of the worst BH battles I've recently seen, right is unable to break Poison Powder / Safeguard / Fury Cutter Sturdinja.
Left forgot to minimize their Shedinja's defences.

That's the luckiest thing I've ever seen. I would buy a lottery ticket, but I can't because I'm not 18 yet.
I already posted a Mix & Mega replay where I hit all 8 Focus Blasts in this thread a while ago. (Like, a long while ago.)

if anything this battle is proof that you shouldn't try to outpredict someone who has no idea what they're doing
Been there, done that. And don't try to be anti-meta on low ladder, either, 'cause that also doesn't work.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-431595125
Itemless Pikachu, Greninja, and Floatzel. Bad in any meta, never mind this one.
Also bad: Diancite Hoopa-Unbound. Seriously, it almost never works. Dies to any form of priority at all.
Edit: Glalitite Weavile Fake Out OHKOs it. Even if the Weavile isn't Adamant nature. (And since Jolly Glalitite Weavile outspeeds even +Speed nature Diancite Hoopa-Unbound, if it isn't Weavile's first turn out it can also just use Return.)
And whenever that stupid glitch with formes gets fixed, you'll also be able to OHKO it 81.3% of the time with Lopunnite Meloetta-Pirouette's Quick Attack.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-433888736
This battle is silly. After making multiple, multiple misplays and suffering a bit of bad luck, my terrible team and I manage to take the win… with my no-attacking-moves Sablenite Blissey and support/momentum Ampharosite Jirachi.
If anyone wants to point out all the things wrong with this battle (including my team) I would be most grateful, 'cause I haven't played MnM in like a year and my team suuuuuucks in the current meta and I need advice on how to improve!
 
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Phil McRevice: TROLRORLORLRORLRORLRORLRORORLRLROROOR

TheCutestMew: cheap strategy. but then again, hackmons is just a war of seeing who's cheaper

Whereisfofel: i'm still having a hard time figuring out when a team with 3 smeargles is useful

Bugattiboy: you deal more damage even the boosts. how?

Team Bermgluiper: invinceble
Pikachuun: dude
Team Bermgluiper: :P
Pikachuun: that isn't invincible
Team Bermgluiper: yes
Pikachuun: fairy types are supereffective against it

The opposing Sceptile is in love with Blissey!
The opposing Sceptile used Bullet Seed!
Blissey lost 9.2% of its health!
Blissey lost 8.4% of its health!
Hit 2 times!
Blissey used Metronome!
Waggling a finger let it use Roar!
But it failed!
Pikachuun: LOL
Pikachuun: 5 POKEMON
Pikachuun: GG

The opposing Venusaur-Mega used Trick!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega switched items with its target!
Old Team Go! obtained one Black Sludge.
The opposing Venusaur-Mega obtained one Lum Berry.
Old Team Go! used Inferno!
It's super effective! The opposing Venusaur-Mega lost 33.0% of its health!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega was burned!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega ate its Lum Berry!
The opposing Venusaur-Mega healed its burn!
Old Team Go! is hurt by its Black Sludge!

erion_94: play like a man

Nubcake489: hacker
Pikachuun: How am I hacking?
Nubcake489: manetri cant learn wonder gard hacker

Ash Ketchum III: I have a burn disk thingy

Killrbladez: You know what makes balanced hackmons broken? This?
The opposing Piplup used Hydro Pump!
[Shedinja's Sturdy!]
Shedinja lost 0% of its health!
Shedinja used Solar Beam!
Shedinja absorbed light!
It's super effective! The opposing Piplup lost 6.5% of its health!
The opposing Piplup fainted!

deflyinknife: ill show you what hackmons are

iefjhrktuhguire: I am getting tired of this Spore + Deoxys shit. XD
Mage4ever: dw
Mage4ever: don't have spore
Deoxys-Speed used Ingrain!
Deoxys-Speed planted its roots!

The opposing Yveltal floats in the air with its Air Balloon!

Ranger Mike: brb
Red7890: what does that mean
Red7890: brb
Red7890: huh
Red7890: punk
Red7890: huh
Red7890: stupid
Ranger Mike: lol
Peef Rimgarr: is that an arceus ice
Red7890: yeah
Peef Rimgarr: why
Red7890: you
Red7890: stupid
Red7890: chensey
Red7890: your poopy

Peef Rimgarr: WHAT
Peef Rimgarr: WHAT IS THIS

Blissey (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def
Adamant Nature
- Body Slam
- Headbutt
- Rock Slide
- Dynamic Punch/Counter

Basically god. Body Slam has a 60% chance to paralyze with serene grace, which rounds to 100% btw, so if you use headbutt, they will never move ever, unless you have really crappy luck. Rock slide 3HKOs charY or something impressive like that. Dynamic Punch is there for confusion, and if you can't hit a dynamic punch, it's not my problem, since I've hit every single one I've thrown. Counter is there if you're a baby and you want an easy way out rather than being a man and para-flinching your opponent to death.

Now you may be saying, BUT THIS IS JUST A CRAPPY RIPOFF OF JIRACHI. Come back to me when you give enough Performance-enhancing drugs to your jirachi so it can eat up a sun-boosted blast burn easily. Heck, you could even run this with jirachi so that its biggest weakness, charizard, is covered. In fact, go do that. You might be successful. Who knows? I don't, at least.
LC in NU: Has anyone ever thought of making a scouting team in Balanced Hackmons?
LC in NU: To investigate the stupidity at the bottom of the ladder
LC in NU: 2 impostors, 2 friskers, and a bouncer and a heal beller
Peef Rimgarr: yeah it's called dualchans
LC in NU: Not dual chans
DreMZ: 6 chansey best team imo 2bh
LC in NU: I meant something like the team used to look at what stupid shit people used
LC in NU: Like ditto/wigglytuff/noivern/smeargle/mew/ekiller
LC in NU: in ubers
Peef Rimgarr: that could get some funny results
Peef Rimgarr: Honestly go pure hacks though
LC in NU: Okay
Peef Rimgarr: It'd be much funnier
LC in NU: you make the team then
Peef Rimgarr: Tbh in PH i'll just use 6 imposters
Peef Rimgarr: no reason not to
LC in NU: Use 3 friskers
Peef Rimgarr: and it'll give me specifics
LC in NU: to investigate items
LC in NU: as well
Peef Rimgarr: alright
LC in NU: Because items are half of the stupid shit people do
Peef Rimgarr: I'm gonna rng 3 pokemon to use as imposters
LC in NU: lol
LC in NU: even funnier
DreMZ: inb4 ditto
Peef Rimgarr: hitmonchan, vanilluxe, piplup
LC in NU: oh
LC in NU: and before I forget
LC in NU: put the OHKO spam deo-s on there as well
Peef Rimgarr: i will
LC in NU: so that you can win if your opp's pokes can't ko themselves
LC in NU: now excuse me while I post this conversation on the "silly things in other metas" thread
darkrai.tem: do all the mons have 4x shell smash?
Poof Rimger: so far yes lmao
[Opposing Scolipede's Frisk!]
The opposing Scolipede frisked SMASH and found its Wepear Berry!

pichu=c: weddle op?
pichu=c: you are hack?

champetero: john don't get 6-0ed by an LC team pls

Falkbalk: HAH, NO CURSE ON A GENGAR-MEGA

Tester67: oh the kyrem had illusion?
Tester67: "kyrme"

prad1961: aritcuno cant learn sheer cold
+Pikachuun: !learn articuno, sheer cold
Articuno can learn Sheer Cold

The opposing Mewtwo-Mega-X's Weakness Policy activated!
The Weakness Policy harshly lowered the opposing Mewtwo-Mega-X's Attack! The Weakness Policy harshly lowered the opposing Mewtwo-Mega-X's Special Attack!

★zackattack1z1: Reporting for shadow tag abuse

★SDFEFEWF: i'm not very smart

[21:29:03] M3gapede: $20 to someone that gets a kill with guts flame orb shedinja in BH
[21:29:41] M3gapede: trust me its possible
[21:32:25] kingslayer2779: okay
[21:32:29] kingslayer2779: i will do it
Due to guts Shedy's clear op ness i will post the set here:

Best Shed Set (Shedinja) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Endeavor
- Ice Shard
- Trick
- ExtremeSpeed
Clearly metagame changing. I don't think i need to explain the sheer power and destruction this set can do.
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[22:32:07] DreMZ: I challenge user Kit Kasai to a Pokemon Battle
[22:32:13] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t m8
[22:32:16] lol kek: Bug Catcher Kit
[22:32:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u wanna fite
[22:32:24] DreMZ: yes nerd
[22:32:25] DreMZ: fite me
[22:32:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go sharpweedle
[22:32:38] DreMZ: i chose you, venonaw
[22:32:49] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t m8
[22:32:58] DreMZ: implying
[22:32:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): d0nt' git in the way
[22:33:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): of a pokman battle
[22:33:04] DreMZ: this is real pokemon battle scrub
[22:33:13] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sharpweedle use horn attack
[22:33:25] %Uselesscrab: you got rekt
[22:33:29] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:33:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): cowrd
[22:33:33] DreMZ: then go for a poison slam
[22:33:35] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): using protect
[22:33:39] DreMZ: aim for his horn
[22:33:44] DreMZ: u wot
[22:33:46] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sharpweedle takes it like a boss
[22:33:50] DreMZ: its like you don't even smash bros
[22:33:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): cuz he's boss
[22:34:06] DreMZ: but u forgot venonaws ability
[22:34:12] DreMZ: sharpweedle is poisoned
[22:34:14] DreMZ: ;)
[22:34:18] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): shit
[22:34:20] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:34:34] DreMZ: Venonaw use Hyper Bite!
[22:34:38] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sharpweedle use fasad
[22:34:43] DreMZ: fuck
[22:34:44] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): boost power by poison
[22:34:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:34:50] DreMZ: damn I got retk
[22:34:56] DreMZ: venonaw is kill
[22:35:01] DreMZ: i send out my strongest pokemon
[22:35:02] DreMZ: go
[22:35:04] DreMZ: Snoopachu
[22:35:15] DreMZ: snoopachu use blaze
[22:35:20] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:35:27] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): can you pass me that
[22:35:30] DreMZ: now ur sharpweedle is high as fuck
[22:35:32] DreMZ: hell yea m8
[22:35:35] je ne suis pas: o-o
[22:35:36] • %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿) blaze
[22:35:41] • DreMZ blaze
[22:35:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:36:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): return sharpweedle
[22:36:17] DreMZ: lel
[22:36:28] %Uselesscrab: what is going on here
[22:36:28] DreMZ: sharpweedle couldn't balze it with the big boys
[22:36:33] DreMZ: Pokemon Uselesscrab
[22:36:36] DreMZ: Pokemon is happening
[22:36:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go magnebro
[22:36:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use lighty attack
[22:37:08] DreMZ: snoopachu get high as fuck
[22:37:09] DreMZ: and dodge it
[22:37:31] DreMZ: then go for smokescreen
[22:37:51] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:37:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro can't see
[22:38:15] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro
[22:38:16] je ne suis pas: O-o
[22:38:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use thischarge
[22:38:22] DreMZ: damn!
[22:38:26] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): always hits
[22:38:27] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): ,8
[22:38:30] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:38:30] DreMZ: fuck
[22:38:46] DreMZ: snoopachu retaliate with 420 Arrows
[22:38:51] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:39:00] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): but
[22:39:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): you didn't notice
[22:39:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro has air balon
[22:39:15] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh shit it's arrows
[22:39:16] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:39:26] DreMZ: Yep
[22:39:27] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u g0t me this time m8
[22:39:33] DreMZ: also ur magnebro is now high as fuck
[22:39:39] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): magnebro fainted
[22:39:43] DreMZ: thanks to snoopachu's ability
[22:40:20] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go
[22:40:24] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chantress
[22:40:28] DreMZ: fuck
[22:40:35] DreMZ: >not hit4chan
[22:40:40] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use sneak rock thing
[22:40:48] DreMZ: oh no not sneaky pebbles
[22:41:07] DreMZ: snoopachu is too high
[22:41:11] DreMZ: it faints
[22:41:18] DreMZ: go smogonbird
[22:41:23] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh no
[22:41:31] DreMZ: use Stealth Rocks
[22:41:36] DreMZ: because that move is Smogon aproved
[22:41:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chan use really fast spin
[22:41:49] DreMZ: damn
[22:42:02] DreMZ: Smogonbird use Gust
[22:42:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): damn
[22:42:13] DreMZ: it has +1 priority so I outspeed ur 4chantress
[22:42:24] • %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿) hold up red card
[22:42:28] DreMZ: fuck
[22:42:34] DreMZ: didn't realize we were playing soccer scrub
[22:42:37] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
DreMZ left
[22:42:39] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): futbol
DreMZ joined
[22:42:53] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u run away m8
[22:42:55] DreMZ: nah
[22:42:58] DreMZ: i got red carded
[22:43:01] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): lol
[22:43:09] DreMZ: totally meant to do that
[22:43:17] DreMZ: anyways
[22:43:26] DreMZ: no es fake was forced out
[22:43:36] DreMZ: noesfake uses fairy-type
[22:43:48] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:43:50] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): resist m8
[22:44:06] DreMZ: shit
[22:44:08] DreMZ: i forgot
[22:44:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chantress use mega boom explode attack
[22:44:13] DreMZ: damn
[22:44:16] DreMZ: noesfake fainted
[22:44:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): 4chantress fainted
[22:44:33] DreMZ: go Delibird
[22:44:54] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go GYARaDOS
[22:45:04] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use potato stonoe
[22:45:07] DreMZ: damn
[22:45:11] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): evolve into GYARaDOS-Potato
[22:45:19] DreMZ: Delibird use being a bird
[22:45:30] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh no
[22:45:32] DreMZ: GYARaDOS-Potato is weak to bird
[22:45:33] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): the birds
[22:45:34] DreMZ: :^)
[22:45:51] %Uselesscrab: gotta go
[22:45:54] %Uselesscrab: and escape this idiocy
[22:45:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): bye
[22:45:56] DreMZ: bye crab
%Uselesscrab left
[22:45:57] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): lol
[22:46:00] DreMZ: rude
[22:46:01] DreMZ: :(
[22:46:17] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): return GYARaDOS
[22:46:51] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go regipaper
[22:46:55] DreMZ: damn
[22:47:07] DreMZ: /wait//
[22:47:14] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): regipaper use cut
[22:47:17] DreMZ: Delibird use Scissor
[22:47:21] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): gdi
[22:47:31] DreMZ: it works because Delibird is weak to Rock
[22:47:34] DreMZ: So it's obviously Scissors
[22:47:36] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): regipaper die
[22:48:07] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go sock
[22:48:12] DreMZ: fuck
[22:48:13] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use sock slide
[22:48:19] DreMZ: damn
[22:48:26] DreMZ: delibird fainted
[22:48:36] DreMZ: go Landorous-Furry
[22:48:40] DreMZ: use MLP
[22:48:43] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:48:47] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sock is intimidated
[22:48:56] DreMZ: lel
[22:49:02] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): sock faints
[22:49:05] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): weak to fairy type
[22:49:14] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:49:18] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): this my last pokemon
[22:49:24] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): prepare ur anus
[22:49:28] DreMZ: oh fuk
[22:49:50] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): go kevin durant
[22:49:55] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): use hustle
[22:49:56] DreMZ: !!!
[22:49:57] DreMZ: shit
[22:50:04] DreMZ: Landorous-Furry fainted
[22:50:32] DreMZ: go Arhops
[22:50:37] DreMZ: Arhops used Art
[22:50:54] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): arhop learned hustle by using art
[22:51:04] DreMZ: stron
[22:51:07] DreMZ: too bad arhops sucks
[22:51:21] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant use sharpen fingers
[22:51:27] DreMZ: oh fuk
[22:51:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): b00st my accuracy m8
[22:51:35] DreMZ: damn
[22:51:44] DreMZ: you're not ready for fready m8
[22:51:49] DreMZ: I mega evolve my Arhops
[22:51:53] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): w0t
[22:51:59] DreMZ: now its Mega Arhops X
[22:52:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:52:10] DreMZ: I'm not done though
[22:52:15] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): boi
[22:52:15] DreMZ: I activate my trap card
[22:52:33] DreMZ: I can now Digivolve my Mega Arhops X into
[22:52:38] DreMZ: Mecha Mega Arhops X Omega
[22:52:39] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t m8
[22:52:55] DreMZ: ur move m8
[22:53:23] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant use ultimate move
[22:53:25] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): giga horn breaker
[22:53:30] DreMZ: shit
[22:53:38] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): boost accuracy too
[22:53:40] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): so i cant miss
[22:53:51] DreMZ: Mecha Mega Arhops X Omega ability activate so that instead of dying it unevolves
[22:53:57] DreMZ: So now its just Mega Arhops X again
[22:53:58] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): w0t u do now m8
[22:54:02] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): w0t
[22:54:03] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): haxor
[22:54:15] DreMZ: Meag Arhops X uses Double Team
[22:54:19] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant must recharge
[22:54:27] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses Minimize
[22:54:30] DreMZ: His ability is Simple
[22:54:34] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:54:44] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses klutz
[22:54:45] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant use sharpen fingers a lot of times
[22:54:55] DreMZ: increases power equal to users evasion
[22:54:59] DreMZ: also increase evasion by 1 stage
[22:55:00] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): u w0t
[22:55:23] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses Art
[22:55:29] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): oh shit
[22:55:34] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): you arted mega drill breaker
[22:55:41] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): no my ultimate move
[22:55:43] DreMZ: es ogre for u
[22:55:52] DreMZ: Mega Arhops X uses Mega Drill Breaker
[22:56:10] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): kevin durant die
[22:56:11] DreMZ: it misses because Arhops is a terrible user
[22:56:14] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): m8
[22:56:22] poopsandwhich: lol, dafug guys?
[22:56:27] • %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿) run away and don't pay prize money
[22:56:31] %Kit Kasai (◕‿◕✿): cuz I'm cheap
[22:56:31] DreMZ: wow ok rude
★ShepMeMate: O SHIT
★ShepMeMate: I THOUGHT CRESSILIA WAS WATER

how long can you make posts

also I put a lot of effort into this (and maybe more down the road), so is there a place I can put it so it doesn't get forgotten in the next few pages

thanks

Edit: in case you're not sure what this is, it's a compilation of quotes from the first 30 pages of this thread.
 
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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/rom-crossevolution-23668
What
(for those who don't play Cross Evolution, lots of bad sets)
Alright, let's see here....

(R) Gabite x Blaziken with Agility, Flame Charge and Speed Boost. Gotta go fast? If you want a boosting move, SD is better, especially since Speed Boost will make you fast anyways.
(R) Munchlax x Gliscor spamming Earthquake and Toxic instead of Facade, which would've hit way harder than EQ on pretty much all on Left's team.
(L) Electabuzz x Samurott. Um, okay, I guess, but what does this do that cross-evolving into other things can't let you do better?
(L) Switching Electabuzz in on a 'mon that had already revealed Earthquake.
(L) Head Smash Sliggoo x Aggron (maybe).
(R) Dragon Pulse Porygon2 x Goodra. People do know that cross-evo'ing into 'mons doesn't necessarily mean you get their typing, right?
(R) Haunter x Togekiss (okay, I guess) with Shadow Claw (definitely not okay) and Dark Pulse (insert obligatory Dark-is-not-Ghost joke here).
(L) Shroomish x Tentacruel with Black Sludge.
(L) Forfeiting when it was probably still worth it to play it out.


Did I miss anything? I don't know too much about Cross Evo.

EDIT: Thanks to FlameUser for pointing that out.
 
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Alright, let's see here....

(R) Gabite x Blaziken with Agility, Flame Charge and Speed Boost. Gotta go fast? If you want a boosting move, SD is better, especially since Speed Boost will make you fast anyways.
(R) Munchlax x Gliscor spamming Earthquake and Toxic instead of Facade, which would've hit way harder than EQ on pretty much all on Left's team.
(L) Electabuzz x Samurott. Um, okay, I guess, but what does this do that cross-evolving into other things can't let you do better?
(L) Switching Electabuzz in on a 'mon that had already revealed Earthquake.
(L) Head Smash Sliggoo x Aggron (maybe).
(R) Dragon Pulse Porygon2 x Goodra. People do know that cross-evo'ing into 'mons doesn't necessarily mean you get their typing, right?
(R) Haunter x Togekiss (okay, I guess) with Shadow Claw (definitely not okay) and Dark Pulse (insert obligatory Dark-is-not-Ghost joke here).
(L) Forfeiting when it was probably still worth it to play it out.


Did I miss anything? I don't know too much about Cross Evo.
Black Sludge on the ShroomishxTentacruel? That's not a Poison-type.
 
Zangooser is a much better name than Chloe imo. At least for a Pokemon site.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434502551
Outraging a Fairy type on two different occasions, that Arceus-Fire set, and more.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434503530
Left forgets how to do anything except switch or use Dragon type moves for the first 16 turns of this one. And still wins, albeit by forfeit.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434506562
Spinda V-create spam 1, Overwatch nicknames 0.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-434510868
I didn't realize Alakazite was any good in MaM. But despite the tornado warning for left's hometown, he almost wins with it.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogontriples-434511936
Well, that's one way to not deal with Shedinja.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434510662
Furret, Hyper Beam Raichu, Power Herb Solar Beam Flygon, and more.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434520619
Protect+Last Resort Arceus. Okay then. Also, TIL Arceus gets Last Resort.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-434517699
Speaking of Last Resort, here's a Pinsirite Ambipom using it.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434517850
That Galvantula set really takes the cake here.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434517500
Cleffa vs. Pikachu. None of them with particularly useful items.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-434507624

This was my first battle on the AG ladder, because I was going to see how far I can get in the ladder
Please cover this one
Your wish is my command.

(L) Lickilicky and regular Sceptile.
(L) Weird af Zygarde set consisting of Brick Break, Draco Meteor and Crunch.
(L) Sash Mewtwo.
(L) Trying to stop PDon's sweep with Mewtwo by using... Bulk Up. Ugh...
(L) Sacrificing each and every mon before finally sending in Rayquaza...
(L) ...which also holds Focus Sash when you can use its infinitely better Mega counterpart.
(L) Doesn't even care to use Extreme Speed to rk PDon (that is, if it even had the move).

Oh and naming your mons after DBZ characters won't make you win, folks. Remember that.
 

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