Silly Things You've Seen In Other Metagames

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-475649401
I need someone to take this. I can't respond to this
I got you.

[L] All fire starters.
[R] 4 pokemon.
[L] Doesn't mega evolve.
[R] Pinsirite Scizor. Also, he leads a Bug type on a fire team. Immediately uses Quick Attack and gets burnhacked.
[R] Lopunnite Gengar. That uses Shadow Punch.
[L] Typhlosion with Solar Beam without any Power Herb or sun. Oh, and it doesn't mega evolve either. How did this guy find MnM?
[L] Doesn't mega-evolve their Charizard the first turn after it's sent out.
[R] Blue Orb Zapdos. Obviously for Thunder, but that isn't viable. It crithacks a Blaziken-Mega.
[L] Tries to use Solarbeam while it's raining (Solarbeam does 50% damage while it's raining)
[R] Extrasensory.
[L] Emboar tries to use Fire typing while it's raining. It dies.

Not as bad as some others, but pretty bad.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-475486192
Just the epitome of the low ladder. Short but stupid.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokemonheroes-balancedhackmons-1793
...wait, what?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-475656616
How to play the Meta

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-475665535
Altarianite Gengar (of course, without any normal special type moves) and MEWTWONITE DUSKNOIR. Also Gyaridosite Kangaskhan (pretty sure vanilla is better), regular Volcarona, and Pinsirite Flygon (I see where he's getting at, but Noivern is better)

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-475664584
FEARs vs. FEARs.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-475670376
Guess that Mega!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-475842486
So I decided to try the team created on AG Create-a-Team, and this is the first thing I get. Double-Edge Kyogre-P and Berry Juice Rayquaza-Mega.
 
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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-475990401

Stupid Psychic team is stupid.
#GhostandDarkisreallynotPsychic
That Calm Mind + Knock Off though.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-475998460
I have NO idea what this guy was thinking.



http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-mixandmega-476092735
This is full of incompetence.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-476185342
Yet another person with no idea of what he's doing.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-476177865
"DEATH TO ALL" gets killed by an Unown. A Level 1 Unown.
 
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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-47661005
So I made a team of PU and tried it the first time and this is what I got. Someone take this.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-476622460
Level 60s Pokemon.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-476603587
You know what time it is. It's time to Guess That Mega!
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-476565342
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-476565342
A team of ridiculous nicknames gets swept.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-476297016
8 turns of hell.
 
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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-47661005
So I made a team of PU and tried it the first time. This is what I got. Someone take this.
5 mons.
Guess the Mega... except only two of the four even have items at all, never mind Mega Stones. Of course, neither one actually used them.
Double Team+Protect+Frustration Scizor.
Bullet Seed Sceptile.
Fire Punch Gardevoir. And a Hidden Power that did 11.5% to Grumpig.
Beedrill... I kind of wish you didn't kill it so fast. Also, for what it's worth, Adamant Stoutland under sand is still faster than Jolly Mega Beedrill.
Dream Eater (itemless) Gliscor. Number one, Gliscor gets no sleep moves. Number two, it has 45 base SpA. Number three, it gets Roost. Number four, Dream Eater is just bad. Number five, it was spamming it while a very much awake Stoutland was in the process of killing it with Crunch.
A rather hilarious ending, when Scizor gets KOed by Crunch, then Sceptile and Gardevoir both go down thanks to Stealth Rock.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-477117277
Some odd sets and a Dragon team centered around rain?
Sure! Kingdra, Hydration Goodra as a special tank, Dragonite for Hurricane spam, stuff like that. It works.

Is that what actually happens, though?
[R] Lets Garchomp get burned on turn two. Hoo boy. Chomp is also the Rain Dance user, although it personally has little to benefit from it.
[R] Classic rain Dragonite (Thunder and presumably Draco/Hurricane/Surf or Roost). This then gets Jirachi'd to death, when Kingdra has a chance to switch in and then use a rain turn or two.
[R] Goodra dodges a Draco...and is promptly critted, which is rather unfortunate. Rain is up at this point, but still no Kingdra. Instead, it's Haxorus, the only Jirachi answer left, who is sent in and drops to another Draco. Then Latios comes in.
[R] Shadow Ball is an uncommon if effective coverage option on Latios (mainly for nailing bulky Psychics without resorting to Draco, and also Gardevoir which can take any other move). Here it actually does a nice job, including a predicted Mew switchin. Also, Specs?
[R] Now the Kingdra comes in. Getting rain up, it's all set to finish the job...and is promptly paralyzed by Bolt Strike. Game over, but so close.
 
[R] Shadow Ball is an uncommon if effective coverage option on Latios (mainly for nailing bulky Psychics without resorting to Draco, and also Gardevoir which can take any other move). Here it actually does a nice job, including a predicted Mew switchin. Also, Specs?
Nah, I didn't really need the mew anyway. I decided to keep Latios for later as it would have been useful but I completely overlooked the fact that it would probably have Rain Dance. Also, that Kingdra had Outrage. OUTRAGE. I am outraged by Outrage.

But tbh I can't tell if I actually did it for that reason or I'm tried to justify why a noob player nearly beat me XD.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477176708
That first turn is one of the best first turns I've ever seen. There is so much wrong with it, that it turns back around into incredible. Someone take this one.
Gardevoir's Gardevoirite is reacting to jonathan cox's Mega Bracelet!
Gardevoir has Mega Evolved into Mega Gardevoir!
Ferrothorn's Charizardite Y is reacting to Platypusdj's Mega Bracelet!
Ferrothorn has Mega Evolved into Mega Ferrothorn!
[Opposing Ferrothorn's Drought!]
The sunlight turned harsh!

Gardevoir used Thunder Punch!
It's not very effective... The opposing Ferrothorn lost 7.6% of its health!
The opposing Ferrothorn used Sunny Day!
But it failed!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477178895
Here, the silliness is less concentrated. But that double Toxic against a Mega Steelix is incredibly dumb.

And yeah, there's more RNG matches of mine.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477192902
Soak is a quality move.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477215093
A silly challenge me and Durza took up, which randomized the mons for both of our teams. Hilarity and memes ensued.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477176708
That first turn is one of the best first turns I've ever seen. There is so much wrong with it, that it turns back around into incredible. Someone take this one.
[L]★jonathan cox:is dark weak against fairy Y/N
Of course not.
[L]Luxray, Staraptor, and Infernape.
[R]Darkrai.
And, of course, the first turn:
[R]CharizardY Ferrothorn. You just really want those Fire types, don't you?
[L]Regular Gardevoir-Mega. With Thunder Punch.
[R][Opposing Ferrothorn's Drought!]
The sunlight turned harsh!
This guy should probably read the text, and also look at the mega stone chang- oh wait, nobody does that.
[L]Decides to stay in on the Ferrothorn, because, you know, why not?
[L]Moonblast and Dazzling Gleam. You know you have Pixilate, right?
[R]Finally got what he was looking for - a non-mega Infernape with a Fire type!
[L]Poison Jab.
[R]This guy decided to use Volcanion, not for its signature move, but for Hydro Miss. It fails to kill because of the Ferrothorn's Drought.
[R]Tries to use Fire Miss and fails.
[R]Physical Latios.
[L]Steelix-Mega.
[L]★jonathan cox:dark weak against fairy Y/N
You do know that neither your nor the opponent's pokemon are Fairy-type. And none of L's pokemon knows a Fairy type other than Baby-Doll Eyes.
[R]Uses Draco Meteor twice.
[R]Regular Zoruark. (why didn't it disguise?)
[R]When Zoruark faints, the guy forfeits for some reason, even though he could've won.


http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-477341782
Someone take this. This is really bad.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-477442000
★coconut butt 123:you're literal cancer
How flattering.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-477477160
Funny nicknames and puns.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-477472403
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-477476324
Not as bad as the one above, but still bad. Someone take these as well.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-477482505
They don't even Focus Sashes!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-477480887
Probably the stupidest 10 turns ever.
 
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Done and done.

[L] Two FEAR mons.
[R] Brick Break/Superpower Breloom.
[R] Staying in on Venusaur.
[BOTH] Neither side knows about Grass types ignoring powder-based sleep moves. (But maybe Left was expecting a switch..?)
[Both] No, they keep using NVE attacks on each other the next turn.
[L] Venusaur reveals Sunny Day...
[R] While Breloom reveals Seismic Toss.
[R] Breloom WINS against the Mega Venusaur.
[L] Spamming Soft-Boiled against an Arceus-Poison.
[L] Sandstorm Arceus-Fairy.
[L] For that matter, sending one in on a Poison type.
[L] Switching in Rattata in on said Arceus. It ends predictably.
[R] Fire Punch Gengar...
[L] SWEEPS.
 
Two of your three AG replays are the room, not the replay.

The other one, though: (http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-477765902)
[R] Hoothoot. Led with.
[R] Confide/Captivate/Attract/Dream Eater Hoothoot. Said Hoothoot is hitting on another girl. I do not judge people (or Pokemon) for their sexuality, but the game mechanics are not so accepting.
[L] CM/Dazzling Gleam Mega Banette, which is remaining very cool in the face of aggressive flirtation. It proceeds to rip a nice, fat, well-deserved hole in right's team.
[R] Double-Edge/Dark Pulse Umbreon, which gets fortunate with a crit.
[Showdown] Okay, bug report. Cosplay Pikachu is ability-locked to Lightning Rod, which means this Static activation should not happen. Also, Sash HP Ice.
[R] Palkia with Draco and Dragon Claw, as well as Blizzard. Still puts in a bit of work.
[L] Bisharp with Night Slash (this isn't Gen V) and Focus Miss.
[R] Metronome Blissey, which calls Defend Order followed by...Reflect Type. Buh-bye.
[L] Dragon Claw Barbaracle to finish things off.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-477775798
This is probably the worst of them all. Someone DEFINITELY needs to take this.
I-I don't know what life means anymore
yawn master's team: Deoxys-Speed / Yamask / Bulbasaur / Shedinja / Shuckle / Pikachu-Libre
Hegel The Rock's team: Beedrill-Mega / Chansey / Solrock / Sunkern / Magikarp / Litleo

(L) Agility / Cosmic Power / Light Screen / Reflect Sticky Barb Deoxys-S. Gotta go fast...
★yawn master: 1836 speed
★yawn master: +prankster
(R) Scary Face / Pay Day / Splash / Jump Kick Sunkern (not even HJK...).
(L) Did you set up dual screens... for Shedinja?
(L) Happy Hour / Hold Hands / Final Gambit Shedinja. Probably the worst Shedinja set you can ever make.
(L) Sleep Talk / Substitute / Rest / Quick Attack Truant Pikachu. I guess PP stall strats? Still bad, especially on a Pikachu of all things.
(R) Fire/Ice/Thunder/Drain Punch Chansey.
(R) A Speed Boost Magikarp named "GOD HIMSELF". With Fly (used on Pikachu) / Eruption / Splash
(L) Illusion Yamask. Spams Haze with no boosts in play.
(B) Turn 28:
The opposing GOD HIMSELF used Splash!
But nothing happened!
Yamask used Trick!
But it failed!
[Opposing GOD HIMSELF's Speed Boost!]
The opposing GOD HIMSELF's Speed rose!
(R) Primordial Sea Litleo, with Sticky Barb... and Roar of Time and Snarl...
(L) Classic Contrary Shell Smash Shuckle. With Reflect Type, V-create and Close Combat. Not even recovery.
(R):
★Hegel The Rock: BIRL
★Hegel The Rock: puta merda
★Hegel The Rock: puta merda
★Hegel The Rock: puta merda
(R) SunnyBeam Solar Power Solrock. I think you got too obsessed with the sun thingy. It also has Cosmic Power, for some unknown reason.
(L) Sunny Day + Hurricane + Thunder + Dry Skin Bulbasaur... why...
(R) Special Mega Beedrill. With Swift / Surf / Aurora Beam...
(R) Surfs the Dry Skin Bulbasaur.
(L) Magikarp uses Fly on Bulbasaur, and gets Thundered in the face.

I think this is, without a doubt, one of the worst battles in the entire thread.
I don't feel well.
 
Woah, woah, Zephyr, everyone knows no good story ends right at the climax - there always has to be a little wind-down!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477967501
Non-mega Shuckle, And nothing else silly.
No, I refuse to believe that the story doesn't end almost immediately after the big antagonist is defeated!

That said, there's a little room for events to happen afterwards...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477978241
Rampardos and Ferrothorn shows that a opponent is just bad.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477985633
★reecekeyz: oh you dont know how this tier works either
Basically this entire thread in a nutshell.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477987482
This is all simply baffling. And somehow there is still a sweep.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-477989835
This one is just beyond dumb.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-477988889
I've seen it all now. Someone take this match.
 
The absolute worst battle happened to be found at the end of the absolute worst generation of Pokemon yet. Coincidence? Probably.
My god. You actually ended this thread with not only a bang, but an explosion.
Nobody can top that battle. Not in this generation. J...just... (That Sunkurn and Shedinja slayed me...)

Can I proclaim you the Champion of this thread?
Nope, I still claim the title of worst battle(s) to ever exist on this thread!

The Champions of Balanced Hackmons:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-140420879

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-141291745

I've had these replays since forever, and most of the older regulars of this thread can attest to the horridness.
Those who are new to the thread, be warned.
 
Nope, I still claim the title of worst battle(s) to ever exist on this thread!

The Champions of Balanced Hackmons:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-140420879

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-141291745

I've had these replays since forever, and most of the older regulars of this thread can attest to the horridness.
Those who are new to the thread, be warned.
Those battles are bad. Those battles are, in fact, beyond terribad. It's also a wonder how those people managed to meet up with each other considering they were both level one..

But neither of them were as bad as Sticky Barb Dual Screen Agility Deoxys-S falling to a Scary Face/Splash Sunkern.

Either way, we're not going to see a battle on the quality of those three for a long, LONG, time (but that Suicune did get close with how bad it was...)
 

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