http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-289784575
I don't even. The nadir of this one is probably turn 7.
You don't even? Fortunately, I do, in fact, even.
I'll preface this by inviting y'all to
take a look at the AG usage stats. Note that I've linked to 1760, aka the point one might expect players to start getting gud. Note the variety of moves and items that see sufficient usage to register their own line. Now, eye of the beholder on what's creatively adapting to the meta versus what's silly, but the numbers are...interesting, to say the least. Again, at 1760.
Now:
(L) Dragon Pulse/Eruption/Swagger Primal Groudon nicknamed "Kyoger". DP was used on the obvious Azumarill switchin (though it did wise up the second time).
(L) Rain Dance Mega Blastoise with Surf. What is Water Pulse (or Scald or Hydro Pump)?
(R) I think righty isn't even human. First Sheddy stays in on Blastoise--does Dark Pulse mean anything to you?--as Blastoise overpredicts and Surfs. Then, still not afraid, Sheddy X-Scissors--and catches the Absol coming in to absorb the Shadow Sneak.
(B) Turn seven, in its entirety:
Turn 7
The opposing Azumarill used
Aqua Jet!
The Water-type attack evaporated in the harsh sunlight!
Kyoger used
Dragon Pulse!
It doesn't affect the opposing Azumarill...
(R) Chomp comes in to set rocks for the first and last time. Against PDon that has shown Dragon Pulse. Okay then.
(R) Sheddy stays in on PDon--perhaps desperate to make an Eruption switchin easier, but it can't really do much in that respect.
(B) This Shedinja is fearless. And somehow lefty cannot figure out that it's not switching.
(L) Thunder Gengar. Now I've seen it all.
(L) I think Unnerve Mewtwo counts, since Pressure has a pretty universal use, even if you are planning to mega. The Mewtwo is RestTalk/Energy Ball. Oh, and Sheddy ought to be getting out of dodge here, lest it take a Shadow Ball. Guess what it does?
(L) Yet Another Moonblast Sylveon. Which Protects while burned. And it has Hyper Beam.
(L) Mewtwo fails to count sleep turns.
(L) Turn 7 was not the nadir. The end is hilarious:
Turn 35
The opposing Shedinja used
Shadow Sneak!
It's super effective! R.I.P. Arceus lost 20.2% of its health!
R.I.P. Arceus fainted!
Go! Kyoger (Groudon-Primal)!
Pointed stones dug into Kyoger!
Kyoger fainted!
Go! Panzer (Blastoise-Mega)!
Pointed stones dug into Panzer!
Panzer fainted!
humunculusII won the battle!