Plague von Karma
Banned deucer.
We must band together and find out what these creatures are. Just what are birds?
To me, there is only one conclusion: birds aren't real.
Why, you ask? The government has replaced the 12 billion birds with surveillance drones. The reason they shit on your car every day is to lace them with liquidised tracking apparatus. They want to know your every move. Don't believe me? Do your own research. Monkfish knows too much and has been given a gag order. 1984 is upon us.
What are your theories? What are birds? Are birds real?
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