Theorymon
Have a wonderful day, wahoo!
Hello! My name is professor Theory Mon, head professor of fictional universe studies at Smogon University. I'm specfically an expert on Mushroom Kingdom history, and Wobbuffet ecology, but I have an experiment that I need help with from you students!
I have invented a device that allows people and creatures from other unverses to temporarily comunicate through my Smogon account! There's no telling what could happen when I activate this device, because much like Pokemon battles, it all comes down to luck! I'll be activating this machine now. Please give whoever hijacks my account some attention. Who knows, they may have a fun activity for you!
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GWAH HAH HAH HAH, I, THE ALMIGHTY BOWSER, AM FINALLY BACK ON SMOGON!
Seriously, last time I was here, I hijacked Theorymon's account 6 years ago! https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/gwah-hah-hah-hah-welcome-to-the-bowsers-game.3545940/
And it sucked. My caps lock key was stuck, and that dweeb got away without his avatar getting defaced. The nerve of that nerd, I bet he has some dumb excuse lined up like "oh no I'm dying because my lungs caught on fire" or "oh but I must finish this 3000 page essay on how to use Swords Dance!". And why did I suggest poems?! I HATE POEMS, poems are for wimps like Toad! Not this time, this time I get revenge on that stupid Mario fanboy!
THIS TIME, WE REALLY GET TO DEFACE HIS AVATAR, BWHAHAHAHAHA!
This time, in order for me to deface his avatar... I want...
35 FANFICTION STORIES ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM! I was hoping just as much as the rest of you that Mario would finally be dead after 35 years, but I called up green stache, and he said "Oh no no, Mario is cooking. I hope he makes lots of spaghetti!" Then he screamed after I told him who I was, GHWAHAHHA! With 35 stories about how cool I am, maybe Mario will finally give up!
Once we have 35 pieces of art about yours truely, we'll vote on the best one. Whatever wrote the best story, gets to change Theorymon's avatar for ONE MONTH, BWHAHAHAHAAH!
Now before we make this doofus pay, I need to lay out my rules, or my ex-wife's lawyers will come after me again.
Rule 1: Every story must have a part where I beat Mario! It can be in any way you wish: I could kick his butt with my mighty muscles, outsmart him using my big, smooth brain, or win in the art of romance with my good looks! However you do it, Mario must lose!
Rule 2: It has to be somewhat safe for work. I like to read stories about how cool I am to my son every night, the last thing I want is another call from my ex-wife!
Rule 3: It must be at least 5 paragraphs long, not including diologue. I hate reading just as much as you, ESPECIALLY stupid English teachers, but I HATE POEMS, ESPECIALLY HAIKUS (unless I wrote them). 5 paragraphs gives you plenty of room to show how I'm the best!
Rule 4: ONLY ONE STORY PER PERSON! I need variety to showcase how radical I am!
Rule 5: Not a rule, but try to make them funny. I hate sappy stories, make them funy and about how much I kick butt!
GET CRACKIN MY MINIONS, LET'S SHOW THOSE PESKY PLUMBERS JUST HOW AWESOME I AM!
I have invented a device that allows people and creatures from other unverses to temporarily comunicate through my Smogon account! There's no telling what could happen when I activate this device, because much like Pokemon battles, it all comes down to luck! I'll be activating this machine now. Please give whoever hijacks my account some attention. Who knows, they may have a fun activity for you!
...
...
.......
.........
GWAH HAH HAH HAH, I, THE ALMIGHTY BOWSER, AM FINALLY BACK ON SMOGON!
Seriously, last time I was here, I hijacked Theorymon's account 6 years ago! https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/gwah-hah-hah-hah-welcome-to-the-bowsers-game.3545940/
And it sucked. My caps lock key was stuck, and that dweeb got away without his avatar getting defaced. The nerve of that nerd, I bet he has some dumb excuse lined up like "oh no I'm dying because my lungs caught on fire" or "oh but I must finish this 3000 page essay on how to use Swords Dance!". And why did I suggest poems?! I HATE POEMS, poems are for wimps like Toad! Not this time, this time I get revenge on that stupid Mario fanboy!
THIS TIME, WE REALLY GET TO DEFACE HIS AVATAR, BWHAHAHAHAHA!
This time, in order for me to deface his avatar... I want...
35 FANFICTION STORIES ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM! I was hoping just as much as the rest of you that Mario would finally be dead after 35 years, but I called up green stache, and he said "Oh no no, Mario is cooking. I hope he makes lots of spaghetti!" Then he screamed after I told him who I was, GHWAHAHHA! With 35 stories about how cool I am, maybe Mario will finally give up!
Once we have 35 pieces of art about yours truely, we'll vote on the best one. Whatever wrote the best story, gets to change Theorymon's avatar for ONE MONTH, BWHAHAHAHAAH!
Now before we make this doofus pay, I need to lay out my rules, or my ex-wife's lawyers will come after me again.
Rule 1: Every story must have a part where I beat Mario! It can be in any way you wish: I could kick his butt with my mighty muscles, outsmart him using my big, smooth brain, or win in the art of romance with my good looks! However you do it, Mario must lose!
Rule 2: It has to be somewhat safe for work. I like to read stories about how cool I am to my son every night, the last thing I want is another call from my ex-wife!
Rule 3: It must be at least 5 paragraphs long, not including diologue. I hate reading just as much as you, ESPECIALLY stupid English teachers, but I HATE POEMS, ESPECIALLY HAIKUS (unless I wrote them). 5 paragraphs gives you plenty of room to show how I'm the best!
Rule 4: ONLY ONE STORY PER PERSON! I need variety to showcase how radical I am!
Rule 5: Not a rule, but try to make them funny. I hate sappy stories, make them funy and about how much I kick butt!
GET CRACKIN MY MINIONS, LET'S SHOW THOSE PESKY PLUMBERS JUST HOW AWESOME I AM!
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