Smogoff People's Moderator 2021: Voting - PM now elected

Who shall be your elected representative?

  • BP

    Votes: 10 15.9%
  • Scarf

    Votes: 10 15.9%
  • xzern

    Votes: 10 15.9%
  • Total Clefairy

    Votes: 37 58.7%
  • ~~protruding nipples~~

    Votes: 13 20.6%

  • Total voters
    63
  • Poll closed .

monkfish

what are birds? we just don't know.
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[Nominations thread]
[Hustings thread]

That's right folks, the time is upon us to perform the sacred act of casting our ballots to decide who will be our posters' representative in government. Remember this is not a popularity contest; you must carefully consider whose reign you wish to live under. Importantly, by voting in the poll you implicitly take this hallowed oath:
By casting my vote for PM, I, <insert poster name>, agree to respect the result, and agree therefore to respect the commands of the elected PM, whether they be reasonable or completely outrageous.
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Now a tough decision lies before you - possibly one of the hardest decisions of your life. Time to meet the candidates and hear about their vision for the PM

BP
I'm BP, I'm a 20yr old cis white male from Wisconsin. I know how to read.
BP comes out swinging. He's vanilla and he's not afraid to say it! As if that wasn't enough, he can read; literacy could prove quite useful in this role.

Scarf
total clefairy and BP are radical extremists who will destroy this subforum. vote for me and i will do nothing about anything
A persuasive pitch from Scarf, who promises to use his democratic mandate to do absolutely jack shit.

xzern
i could beat all these goons in a fistfight ... not only will i take the title by force, but on an unrelated note, i will also bestow upon all of my supporters my secret ass-wiping technique.
xzern, a specimen in peak physical condition, fishes for the Fascist vote - very fashionable right now. And the ass wiping is the icing on the cake... Don't think about that mental image for too long.

Total Clefairy
i delegate the writing of my speech to the chairman of the total clefairy fanclub, Mace
A bold gambit from Total Clefairy, delegating his speech to a user who can neither read nor write. Predictably the submission was not received in time so this is all we've got to go on.
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Four incredible pitches from four incredible posters. Only one can be victorious (in the event of a tie, the tied posters must fight to the death).

The poll will close in 4 days. Taste democracy, Smogoff!
 
another poll, another election filled with fraud and illegal ballots. big smogon is complicit with this insidious behavior threatening the democracy our founding fathers once fought so very hard for. join me and the likes of partial clefairy, who was censored by these extremists, in fighting these big time socialists by not voting in an election whose outcome has already been decided. history will prove us correct. may god watch over the brave patriots by our side - and may god once again bless this great website. covfefe
 

az

toddmoding
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another poll, another election filled with fraud and illegal ballots. big smogon is complicit with this insidious behavior threatening the democracy our founding fathers once fought so very hard for. join me and the likes of partial clefairy, who was censored by these extremists, in fighting these big time socialists by not voting in an election whose outcome has already been decided. history will prove us correct. may god watch over the brave patriots by our side - and may god once again bless this great website. covfefe
woah..
 
we're here, citizens. the one place where we can rid smogoff of fascism and save our democracy.

the voting booth.

remember, not voting scarf means you like authoritarianism and not freedom and communism
 

xzern

for sure
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remember to exercise your civil duty and vote (for me.)
i participated in our system, look! and i love to participate in systems, just like you. (vote for your god king) [xzern] {me}
 

antemortem

THE ORIGINAL DAVE
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this is the first time smogon has ever been a democracy and i, for one, have decided to participate in order to maintain appearances that i don’t wish each day to slip further into the grips of modern communism
 

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