monkfish
what are birds? we just don't know.
[Nominations thread]
[Hustings thread]
That's right folks, the time is upon us to perform the sacred act of casting our ballots to decide who will be our posters' representative in government. Remember this is not a popularity contest; you must carefully consider whose reign you wish to live under. Importantly, by voting in the poll you implicitly take this hallowed oath:
Now a tough decision lies before you - possibly one of the hardest decisions of your life. Time to meet the candidates and hear about their vision for the PM
BP
Scarf
xzern
Total Clefairy
Four incredible pitches from four incredible posters. Only one can be victorious (in the event of a tie, the tied posters must fight to the death).
The poll will close in 4 days. Taste democracy, Smogoff!
[Hustings thread]
That's right folks, the time is upon us to perform the sacred act of casting our ballots to decide who will be our posters' representative in government. Remember this is not a popularity contest; you must carefully consider whose reign you wish to live under. Importantly, by voting in the poll you implicitly take this hallowed oath:
By casting my vote for PM, I, <insert poster name>, agree to respect the result, and agree therefore to respect the commands of the elected PM, whether they be reasonable or completely outrageous.
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Now a tough decision lies before you - possibly one of the hardest decisions of your life. Time to meet the candidates and hear about their vision for the PM
BP
BP comes out swinging. He's vanilla and he's not afraid to say it! As if that wasn't enough, he can read; literacy could prove quite useful in this role.I'm BP, I'm a 20yr old cis white male from Wisconsin. I know how to read.
Scarf
A persuasive pitch from Scarf, who promises to use his democratic mandate to do absolutely jack shit.total clefairy and BP are radical extremists who will destroy this subforum. vote for me and i will do nothing about anything
xzern
xzern, a specimen in peak physical condition, fishes for the Fascist vote - very fashionable right now. And the ass wiping is the icing on the cake... Don't think about that mental image for too long.i could beat all these goons in a fistfight ... not only will i take the title by force, but on an unrelated note, i will also bestow upon all of my supporters my secret ass-wiping technique.
Total Clefairy
A bold gambit from Total Clefairy, delegating his speech to a user who can neither read nor write. Predictably the submission was not received in time so this is all we've got to go on.i delegate the writing of my speech to the chairman of the total clefairy fanclub, Mace
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Four incredible pitches from four incredible posters. Only one can be victorious (in the event of a tie, the tied posters must fight to the death).
The poll will close in 4 days. Taste democracy, Smogoff!