Pokemon Fire Red Archive (was a smogoff plays post)

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NOTE: THIS IS NO LONGER A SMOGOFF PLAYS POST. PLEASE SEE POSTS #35 AND #40 FOR FURTHER DETAILS.
(inspired by this)

Yo, and welcome to this thread! The inspiration for this is at the top of this post. Just click the link! We're playing Fire-Red today, and YOU can choose what the heck is gonna happen! I'm using mGBA emulator for this, btw.

We meet oak, and speedrun the heck out this this introduction because you all know what's gonna happen.

We meet our first weakness of this run: The naming process. What do we name ourself? You decide. Name-picking ends in 2 days, so get to it!

 

[toaster04]

we should name them "first"

 

[Albatross]

1) Change the character to the woman
2) Name Her Sex

 

[BP]

name him BP because we all know he's packing heat in them jeans

 

[Low-Key]

sorry y'all but change of plans. i want to make this a very special playthrough and i don't wait to be waiting, so i'll choose the best one:

1) Change the character to the woman
2) Name Her Sex

We proceed to turn into a female and name ourselves "Sex" because SOMEBODY thinks that's funny. (i'm looking at you, Albatr0ss)

Now comes the rival naming part. What do we name him bois?

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Dickbutt

 

[Bice]

sorry y'all but change of plans. i want to make this a very special playthrough and i don't wait to be waiting, so i'll choose the best one:

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We proceed to turn into a female and name ourselves "Sex" because SOMEBODY thinks that's funny. (i'm looking at you, Albatr0ss)
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Now comes the rival naming part. What do we name him bois?

penis

 

[Snessy!]

name him second

 

[GoodMorningEspeon]

if the rival is supposed to be the anthithesis to sex, then clearly there is no better name for him than "smogoff"

 

[cookie]

if the rival is supposed to be the anthithesis to sex, then clearly there is no better name for him than "smogoff"

 

[Low-Key]

if the rival is supposed to be the anthithesis to sex, then clearly there is no better name for him than "smogoff"

Your wish is my command.

After talking to Oak again, we arrive in our room. Let's skip to the part where we run in the grass :)

We are in Oak's Lab, by the way.

Oak, are you stupid? I think you are.

Now, to pick the Pokemon!

FRICK I PICKED CHARMANDER ON ACCIDENT REEEEEEEEE
Sigh, I guess that's the one we're going with... AND I ALSO SKIPPED THE NICKNAMING BY ACCIDENT. OH MY GOD.
Okay, enough waiting around... I forcefully reset the game just so I can show you the individual starter choices. Here we go again.

Choose your starter!!! Go wild.

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Bulbasaur for an easier time in the early game.

 

[Colteor]

Mewtwo is probably the strongest mon in gen 1 so let's go with that.

 

[Snessy!]

bulby (my nick name for bulbas aur)

 

[Low-Key]

Mewtwo is probably the strongest mon in gen 1 so let's go with that.

Unfortunately, since I don't know how to hack Mewtwo in, I'm gonna use Bulbasaur, since it was the most requested.

(this has been the most painful thing i have done) Alright, MORE NICKNAMING TIME! Nickname this bulbasaur.

 

[Snessy!]

condom

 

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condom

It does fit with the theme, so I guess this is... acceptable.

My rival picks Charmander. Luckily, Bulbasaur can know Sleep Powder ;)

Before leaving, Smogoff wants to know the true power of Bulbasaur. At your service!

What shall we do, my men/women?

 

[Albatross]

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We proceed to turn into a female and name ourselves "Sex" because SOMEBODY thinks that's funny. (i'm looking at you, Albatr0ss)
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Hey dude, I made the suggestion but you're the one that actually named her Sex. It is funny though

Anyways since the best form of protection is no sex before marriage we should Run

 

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Anyways since the best form of protection is no sex before marriage we should Run

Apparently I can't run away from these stupid battles. oak give me the dlc of this game that allows me to run away from trainer battles plez ;-;

 

[Snessy!]

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It does fit with the theme, so I guess this is... acceptable.
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My rival picks Charmander. Luckily, Bulbasaur can know Sleep Powder ;)
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Before leaving, Smogoff wants to know the true power of Bulbasaur. At your service!
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What shall we do, my men/women?

tackel (normal horse reference)

 

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tackel (normal horse reference)

Incase you are wondering, here's the stats for Condom:

I proceed to use Tackle!

Yes, Charmander used Scratch, but I don't care that much.

 

[LordThemberchaud]

keep tackling

 

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keep tackling

After an unfortunate series of tackles, I lost THE FIRST BATTLE against my rival... god damn it people, you guys should know better. Thank god Oak's gonna pay for me.

Predicted, just get this on dude.

After that, my first wild encounter appeared: a level 3 Ratatta. Should I catch it and strengthen it up, or just run and leave this rat to die? Your choice.

 

[Voltage]

Kill it, get to Level 7 so you can leech seed things to death

 

[Snessy!]

are we doing a nuzlocke?