smogoff plays pokemon red [#standwithukraine]

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

kill him

 

[Bughouse]

squirtle has a bad matchup against pikmin and olimar, so let's do that

 

[az]

you've gotta throw the first fight, i think - lull him into a false sense of security.

pacifism is the only moral option

fireboy apparently cannot run from a trainer battle, maybe that's locked behind a dlc or something

growl is our best bet, i think; it's non-violent and i think our charizard is already in the mood at the sight of squirtle's soles

we're engendering a pacific nature in our opponent — that's non-violent and then some

squirtle has a bad matchup against pikmin and olimar, so let's do that

i've selected the pikmin button

we don't have olimar yet — definitely something to look out for

three growls later and we've influenced the RNG to force squirtle to use TAIL WHIP

i believe game freak got this tech from capcom for resident evil 4 for modular difficulty

the only problem we have now is that we're at an impasse on tail whips and growls

 

[cookie]

 

[az]

hello please don't derail my thread with inane images of dogs or i will be forced to contact the site moderation team

 

[antemortem]

i swore you’d come back with a better taste in avatars

that was a worse gamble than the US stimulus bill

 

[az]

please excuse my look during my redesign

 

[Yung Dramps]

Keep tackling the foe's Squirtle, they're into BDSM

 

[monkfish]

this is a fight we cannot win. use RUN

 

[shade]

hi az what do u think about this venn diagram

 

[cookie]

what are dogs? we just dont know

 

[cookie]

 

[monkfish]

 

[Oglemi]

Hi az hope you are doing well, I hope your jawline was not affected in the accident <3

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

shade seems like a absolute dickhead to monkfish tbh, like, what did he do to you? monk is innocent

 

[Bughouse]

I don’t like it when mummy and daddy fight

 

[shade]

 

[antemortem]

owneD

 

[shade]

i cant believe friends in america are actually nice to each other thats the weirdest difference in our two cultures

 

[az]

this is a fight we cannot win. use RUN

heLLO dumby?? did you even read the thread? we can't run from a Trainer's Battle

hi az what do u think about this venn diagram

tracks

Hi az hope you are doing well, I hope your jawline was not affected in the accident <3

bless you, ogles, imy
my jaw is still affixed, dw

Keep tackling the foe's Squirtle, they're into BDSM

this requires going against everything i stand for, but as you wish

i engage all of my many years of training on Smogon.Com and spam scratch

that's how winnin is done

here are our stats for your calc checks, make sure everyone is noting these down

damn right, chump; should have picked charizard

we've defeated pallet city's gym leader, everyone — well done

 

[rural]

thread kinda lame

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Next pokemon you catch, name it Beavis, then name the next one Butthead

 

[Mace]

thread kinda lame

From what I’ve noticed from my binge reading of old az threads, every thread starts weak but is good when veering off the subject matter.

 

[Bughouse]

here are our stats for your calc checks, make sure everyone is noting these down

Reset. Those are horrible DVs except for Speed.

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

Who would win in a fight, Yung Dramps, or antemortem?