smogoff writes a novel

[Snessy!]

Let's see if we can write a novel, one sentence at a time. Go wild.

In 2059, where the world is ruled by gamers,

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

and among us crewmates, everything was in peace, until

 

[Snessy!]

the Fire Nation attacked.

 

[Inmundo]

The cake was a lie

 

[Mace]

Belle Delphine did not sit and fart on it.

 

[Fusion Flare]

And because of this Kyogre got pissed and started reenacting the biblical flood

 

[ASMRxism]

This in turn inspired Groudon to counteract by writing a strongly-worded letter to his representative about the perils of climate change.

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

then the impostor (sus!1!!1!) started showing kyorge and groudon picture of things that look like among us crewmates for no. he showed them pictures of things that look like crewmates for so long that they both had a seizure and died

 

[Fusion Flare]

Rayquaza saw the impostor acting very sus (sus! sus! sus! sus! sus! sus! sus! sus!)and ejected him from existence

 

[Mace]

then the impostor (sus!1!!1!) started showing kyorge and groudon picture of things that look like among us crewmates for no. he showed them pictures of things that look like crewmates for so long that they both had a seizure and died

this is more than 1 sentence, disqualified

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

this is more than 1 sentence, disqualified

this isn’t part of the story, disqualified

 

[Mace]

this isn’t part of the story, disqualified

not a rule.

 

[Fusion Flare]

(a simple edit would have fixed all of this, shame on you both.)

“All was lost, until.....”

 

[BitBitio]

amogus

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

hey alexa play paperback writer by the beatels (i have never listened to the beetles but i assume the song is about something similar to this thread. probably)

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

the imposter spawned back into existence and grabbed the Alexa, tweaking on it to make it a killing machine, then telling it to kill rayquaza for ejecting it

 

[superstrike66]

Then Phill Swift came along and sawed the spaceship the cremates were residing in half!

 

[かたわれ時]

Meanwhile at another part of the Earth

(Prediction: the mods will close this thread by saying ‘The End’ — when they have to)

 

[Bygone Days]

every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa.

 

[Snessy!]

The gamers association's next objective was to prevent this.

 

[Fusion Flare]

In order to accomplish such a thing, they sought out the power of......

 

[Kalalokki]

the post count ++ goblins that subsequently killed everyone, the end