Smogon haters

1LDK

The losing man with a winning hand
is a Top Team Rateris a Community Contributor
smogon is a place where all opinions and play styles and ideas should have a place, but when looking at the forums, posts, threads, I see no hater thread, and it's my constitutional right to be able to hate in peace, so ill start by saying some things that I hate

I hate when they put cucumber or like garlic cloves into my salad "bro it's good for your health bla bla bla" I don't care, it tastes like shit, who likes this

I hate having to go to the gym at around 4-5pm because there's 20 zoomers in line for the chest press, and you ask one of them "hey man, how many sets you have left" and he replies "OHIO ANTIRIZZ SKIBIDI TOILET GYATT BASED COOMER KEK" and he goes back to take selfies, like bro wtf your watching tik toks from 2 hours ago

I also hate shitty overrated mix sets, like, bro I get it, chainchomp did 20% to that tusk with draco, good for you man, now tell me how did you find my house

My calefaction sistem is fucked in a way that nobody knows wtf is happening, and it's a new one too, we have called all these people, and they say "idk man, that'll be 20 dollars" so this translates in having no problem in summer, but in winter you can roll cold showers in the morning, and you die, you don't wanna shower, and It's too early in the morning to suffer loudly

And soup in summer? Man this is an all-time classic, Jesus Christ why

(((also disclaimer: keep it clean and overall friendly please, I would hate getting this thread closed)))
 
when your opponent who is guaranteed the win starts making objectively bad plays. i see this shit in high level randbats all the time and it makes my friends hate being on discord with me. like BRO WHY ARE YOU SWITCHING OUT AND RISKING A CRIT OR FREEZE WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE GAME WON. what makes it worse is my neurodivergent brain HAS to tell them why that was a dumb move and nearly ended in a choke and they'll just respond "lol u lost,,,,,"
 
when your opponent who is guaranteed the win starts making objectively bad plays. i see this shit in high level randbats all the time and it makes my friends hate being on discord with me. like BRO WHY ARE YOU SWITCHING OUT AND RISKING A CRIT OR FREEZE WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE GAME WON. what makes it worse is my neurodivergent brain HAS to tell them why that was a dumb move and nearly ended in a choke and they'll just respond "lol u lost,,,,,"
Ok literally when I only have one mon left which the opponent can just KO but they waste 3 turns trying to optimally KO it
 
I hate people who say Kashtira is a balanced deck and then sit on two Arizzhearts and a giant fuckoff megalasers with all of my zones locked
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I really don't like it when I'm forced to do something and then the other person says "thank you". I know it's really not their fault and it seems like the right thing to say but it just kind of rubs me the wrong way and I'm not sure why.
 
I hate when people try to recommend me fire punch. I didn't finish the first chapter for a reason.
 
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