One moment you were on top of the world, lifting a massive sideboard over your head, and balancing 6 cups of ale on it. The next you were turned to stone. You got better, just in time to get hit with an orgasm whip. Following this, you were stoned out of your mind. After this good time some giant statue picked you up, forced you into a vulnerable position, and then stabbed you with its dagger. You died instantly, and your soul was sent straight to Hell.
RIP Valeros