Smogon Premier League III - Official Smack Talk Thread

[Cybertron]

won Nationals, lost the 3DS

 

[Bluewind]

Please lock this...

 

[Fabbles]

Smurf talking a lot of smack even though he hasn't accomplished shit

only in spl

 

[iss]

Ray Rizzi couldn't beat even one of my pokemon, that's right I wen there! Uh huh

ray rizzi def couldn't beat any of my mons

who is ray rizzi again

 

[Iconic]

im awesome

 

[Smurf.]

Smurf talking a lot of smack even though he hasn't accomplished shit

only in spl

i dont wanna sound rude.... but who the fuck are you?


EDIT: LOL manager of the bigs, why dont you run along and do something remotely useful xoxoxo

 

[Windsong]

i'm awesomer than iconic and sexier too

 

[SOMALIA]

Smurf do you ever stfu kid....

Dedicated to you anyways...

Someone get this petite nigga something to eat, he can’t even afford toilet sheets

Listen up lil (BAN ME PLEASE) known as smurf, i dunno why u be steppin on king somalia’s turf

u butthurt lil fool who just got schooled, on the uu ladder by a fucking player who only had 4 pokemon on his crew

I demand that yo bitchass show me respect, after all I’m the one at who’s hands u got wrecked

you were half good while the dpp uu metagame lasted, however Christ... I still dunno why on earth u got drafted cause all I see u do is bitch u low IQd maggot

your a (BAN ME PLEASE) who thinks he knows how to play this, well.fact is. you’re just a pissed of player who’ll never make it

Now stfu and be a good boi before i beat yo ass again 6-0.

 

[xtra$hine]

its xtranus backing up somalia; he got famous after the jellicents followed ya.
he gots your girl and liqourd up, with somalian saliva on her (BAN ME PLEASE) butt.
going 9-0 this season, dont treason; nor underestimate the state of the king you gotta believe in.

 

[Grind Pantera]

Seriously stop these god awful raps..

 

[IronBullet]

Seriously stop these god awful raps..

yea so please can you shut your traps

im good at this

 

[Blue_Star]

lmao those raps r ownage

 

[FogHorn]

Seriously stop these god awful raps..

haters gonna hate.

 

[Tobes]

oh my god will you please stop posting in this thread you have absolutely nothing to do with it

 

[Nails]

the user leomence
is pretty fucking dense
his posting in this thread
doesnt really make much sense

he keeps typing nonsense
but in his defense
he was dropped on his head
during his nascense

awooooooooo

 

[gorgie]

i dont wanna sound rude.... but who the fuck are you?


EDIT: LOL manager of the bigs, why dont you run along and do something remotely useful xoxoxo

dear fabbles:

he just destroyed the only testicle you had left in your ball sac

RIP

 

[Smurf.]

the user leomence
is pretty fucking dense
his posting in this thread
doesnt really make much sense

he keeps typing nonsense
but in his defense
he was dropped on his head
during his nascense

awooooooooo

lemme paraphrase and break this shit down for you leomence, shut the fuck up xoxo

 

[Solace]

you think youre really cool
but you rap like a tool

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kd24]

shut up wench good god

 

[Dubby]

i think leomence is smurf's alt js

 

[ENZ0]

at least he is not as bad as whitequeen js

 

[Jayde]

leomence I LUV YU

 

[Alan]

How I feel reading this thread.

 

[HART4FLOON]

 

[JabbaTheGriffin]

I heard this is where we post our rappings and I would like to join in

Get ready to get your asses raided
Your mothers fucked, your sisters dated
The Team Raiders are free from our chains
LonelyNess is gone, we can finally win a game

The Dragonspiral Tyrants, rulers of delusion
Amateurs of destruction, masters of confusion
Should have stuck with being brits
Now you're just a gimmick, a bunch of twits

Wifi Wolfpack, go back where ya'll belong
To the wifi forum, tradin bronzongs
Here's a simple request: sit the fuck down
back the fuck up and admire the crown

The Ever Grande Bigs, my former squad
Ruled by Fabbles and his kickin bod
I miss you all, you're all one in a million
I'd love to insult you, but my high school didn't teach Brazilian

Yo Tigers you know you only get one vgc slot?
Seriously the Ha dynasty is all you got
Double the mons doesn't double the skill
The Raiders look forward to an easy kill

Ruiners better hope EW is the next coming of Christ
And hell for 30k his ass better be nice and tight
I'd say we're going to ruin the Ruiners, but actions speak louder than words
Gonna blow you bitches up like Angry Birds

The Sharks' bark is worse than their bite
We're the real predators and our jaws clamp tight
As you hand us your trophies, feel free to bow
Damn we're so good, go ahead and do it now

Of course a Stone team is no longer classy
That motherfucker's the definition of trashy
Ahoy matey, land a-ho!
Just like US East, you niggas blow

The Cryonicles started off the season cold
Worst draft in the league from what I'm told
Huntthelion were you even tryin?
The few good players on your team are already cryin

Scooters can go ahead and just scoot along
No this isn't the yugioh forums, I think you're wrong
And Atticus, you're no Dark Magician
Look up to see those are my boots you're lickin