The person who was the primary writer of these (I was secondary backup and whatnot etc etc, didn't write much but helped with phrasing and accuracy of the notes) wishes to be unnamed because (paraphrasing) everyone in doubles community is mean and he/she's basically hiding behind anonymity to not get lynched or smthing.
Henceforth going to refer to both the primary writer (reminder: unnamed) and myself as "we" but keep in mind the context.
First off, we weren't allowed to change the order of the names. That got decided in a private vote (to which I was uninvited, which is complete bullshit - wtf why did I put effort into writing shit if I'm not invited to vote on them, fucking taxed without my representation), which brought up immediate issues. Personally wouldn't have made TOO dramatic of shifts besides putting biosci somewhere besides #9, but that's beyond the point.
Second off, keep in mind we were rather rushed on time, forced to submit this basically 1 or 2 days after being to write it, bc they wanted someone to GP check it. So if any of the records aren't 100% accurate, shrug and if we typo'd something (which we did, Laga>Lohgock on kami's teammate last SPL) cut us some slack.
Basically the reason I'm posting this is bc I thought our names would be attached to it and apparently people are trying to figure out who wrote it, so press conference if you have any questions.
Best of luck to everyone competing! Go show them your worth and fuck em up!
edit: a phrase