GOATNALYSIS
Week 7
ORAS
what a beatdown, this shit was a 6-0 if blunders gross didnt get crit by jet. heres the play of the game on turn 9. before rewathing this game more carefully this time, i always said that holy fuck who doesnt hjk lmao his opp was just bad. however this time i realized that a mindgame is happening in which blunder made exiline look like
ok lemme break it down for u. rocky helmet was SHOWN so exi knows blunder knows tang can get chip on gross, and hjk kills gross while gross has a good chance to not kill cham. blunder has also SHOWN pursuit, meaning exi knows that blunder knows htat exi is disincentivized to switch out henceforth resulting in the very likely hjk, meaning that blunder's 2 plays were clicking a stab vs going to jelly. exi then makes the midground play (or am i giving him too much credit?) by going tangrowth but YABOI goatder already saw this play develop before exi even sat down w a plate of hotpockets to build his team last night. DAMN hes good. anyways in the first 20 turns brodie connected on 3 attacks lmao not even connected, attempted too. at the rate that the economic cycle is going id recommend blunder start selling around 2020, cuz that real estate hes got in exi's head gonn decline in value real soon after that.
Blunders brain muscles during game:
damn i havent seen a team 6-0d by bisharp in a long time, but then again w keld spammers n tang n zor n shit to pivot on meta no wonder bish has become just a mu mon, much like the volc on the other side. volc type shits is gr8 for fat but unfort taht it's facing offense this time, aka it gon be useless. ok did mounts fucking predict poison jab or a jelly double or something???? LOOOOOL bro switched gross which 2kod the ENTIRE team into a knock, but the funniest shit is IT STILL GOT ITS NUT OFF SO HARD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL damn the fuckin mindgames between these two i cant take this shit. ok but waitm,,,,,,, whyd it cost xray 14 mons and his real life pinky to go to lando t tho,,, what was he saving it for the physical dd latios?????? why it take brodie literally 12 sacks to bring it in tho was he expecting Z to kill landoT?????????????????? WAS HE EXPECTING THE NATURAL GIFT ICE????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? IT AINT LO BRO oh nvm assumed blackglasses ok that was not a bad play then who coulda thot lum tho it rlly is a 5050 bank on that one. no matter what set tho lati plus azu was prolly winning, so it didnt matter and even if he went lando and killed it chances r he still losin to actually no if he guessed lum correctly n went landorus he had a chance depending on the azu set, so tankchomp scrflati vestzu? or bellyzu cuz he didnt switch into knock, so bellyzu most likley, but then again he miaght have jus been saving it for volc i rlly cant tell the set. ok if land killed bish it was still in favor of mounts. i typed a fuckin paragraph theorycrafting the lategame depending on the 3 possible azu sets but it all depends on how xray played but then i deleted it all cuz fuck it fact is bisharp 8=8
choked: not a choke just guessed wrong set. reasonable loss
(tbf if it WAS blackglasses and u trade jelly for bish, rox still goin up and azu still wins (any of the 3 sets) so the ONLY chance u had was to go to lant right away but hindsight is 2020
znain had an absolutely UNLOSABLE fucking game lmaoooooo lets discount the first couple turns where he got CHOKESLAMMED and used as a nutbucket by kanto, i mean GOOD LORD kanto doubled more than fucking cybertron and got ALL KINDA MOMENTUM but the team advantage was so huge that (oh also cuz he stayed in w tran on the scor switch thinking that OK THIS TIME znain is gonna react to all these doubles but NOPE CUCK TESTA! ZNAIN LIKES DICK TOO MUCH) ok lemme break it down for ya HERES A +1 FUCKING GROSS AND HE FUCKING ZENS THE TRAN LIKE SCRF LANDO WAS EVER COMING IN BRO WATS TRAN DOING LMAO IF LANDO DIES THIS GAME IS OVER U RLLY THINK SCRF LANt BE THE ONE TO COME IN ON A HIT RN???????????????good lord znain is so fucking BAD holy shit all he had to do was predict the eq v uturn correctly every time (but then again u still have a counter to everything p much) this is how u risk and toss the wincon into the opposing teams hands
BUT WAIT THERES FUCKING MORE ONE DICK ISNT ENUF HOWS 2 DOWN THE CHUTE did i rlly just see a +3 manaphy predict the amoongus to switch in BRO U CANT JUST ASSUME THAT JUS CUZ HE HASNT SEEN UR SET HE KNOWS UR NOT ICE BEAM HOLY DICKS IF HE DOESNT EQ THERE AND SWITCHES AND U HAVE ICE + GRASS OR JUST PSYCHIC, WHAT U THINK HE HAS FOR THIS? bros this shit rlly just tough to watch znain got the ultimate anti fat n still managed to pull off what isiah thomas pulled off right here
Here you can have this one bro
dicks swallowed:
bros this the hottest pile of garbage yet lmao and to think that i thought znain isnt absolute horsegooche cuz i THOUGHT he played decent games the last 2 weeks DAMN im fuckin retarded
when the last time DD was considered an above avg gen 6 player? xy? 2015????? bro look at this shit ass game no plays were made til tar superpowered the keld like bro why u never clickin uturn for shit bro, also i think taht taunting w tran is a better play because at worst hes fast and gets rocks, which lets u know he could have eep which u can then pivot to ur lant next turn, but if u taunt and hes slower, u prevent rox and now he thinks ur fast and now hes scared, now u have ALL the momentum. anyhow movin on, this why havin lant as ur phys def mon is fuckin gooche cuz u too scared to switch it into tar n shit but then again if the first sedge had hit dd would still have had to pick one on that turn that he STUPIDLY clicked dpulse LIKE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY even if u r 4 attacks u HARD into keld or lant
ok all this analysis aside and dd's dogshit plays aside i think the MU was too much in favor of tendi (esp considering no burn on slowbro n burn on amoong) that this was a 8-2 game at turn 0 UNLESS dd's tran was faster than his tran and he stayed in to taunt t2 (in which case keld + hydra volting around + possible pursuit zor could POSSIBLY do work but then again his breakers r keld hydra n zor while tendi has torn bro lati tran AND tar,,,, phew gl winnin this shit unless u hit the right move EVERY turn w spex hydra and u have fire fight dark draco coverage
dicks choked: not much there
just bad plays, bro DD actually made/attempted 0 plays this game like literally 0 bro telegraphed his mind we might have actually discovered the world's first reverse telepath
fuck what ya heard even tho ricardo got his shit pushed in by blunder he came out hard this week, outplaying poek for a solid 16 turns before cian miss set him back heavily. though i wouldnt call t18 a missplay because a good player CAN afford to double wave there and tank a moonblast, i still think poek needed rocks up WAY too badly, so a double to keld on the lant there would have been MONUMENTAL and prolly got a kill/the game. hard to call in the moment tho, esp since the miss tilts unveterans (cbb for a fact goin gross there if hes been makin taht level of plays all game, and gross doesnt care about para as much as keld, keeps rox off and is a slower switchout so ice kills since no intimidate)
ok even then w rox up poek is still at a disadvantage, and he KEEPS pulsing into clef BRUHHHH,,, ok turn 24 ricardo fell for the most obvious twave of all time like bro how u undo every play u made til turn 16 BY TURN 24 OK U MISSED STOP THROWING DAMN I AHTE A CHOKER fuck. the eq play too like ok so what if he goes to his meta on ur mash u can pivot bro all day its consistent chip plus u can killl lant for free if he went to it,,,,another missed cain loses him even more momentum lol then he loses gross and shit goes to shit. the pump miss sucks and sealed the game, poek REALLY got bailed out by luck this game tho ricardo definitely did some of the steph currying the game into the bin. howeveer, fuck poek for using gay ass twave spam and banking on luck so much lmao i swr a lot of these players literally are only "good" because of their luck like take away their luck they avg or above avg at most i dont ever wanna see no "poek is top xx oras player" nah not after gettin ur dick tickled for a whole 16 turns then getting lucky
how hard it was to hit a move for ricardo (and not throw):
BW
bro after taht t1 i rlly thought the game was over,,, anyhow dice rlly JR SMITHED this one and half courted w that vcreate.
uk that since u have toxic u can play the long game and u will GUARANTEE tje win w vic right u jus never click not uturn w vic and u chip w toxic and rox the game is NEVER losable cuz ur chans will never full para cuz u switch to tails/cress every time ur twaved and after u toxic the chansey
ok LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nothin i love more than seein stupid mfs go for the unsafest option and not secure the 100% bag ayyyyyy
SHOUTOUT SMURF HENNYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hennys consumed by smurf and cocks by dice:
go10 got pretty unlucky early but he still played p well. i think posho couldnt afford to make midground plays and needed to go full aggro this game because damn look at what ferro does to his asshole (also the gar tech w spikes PHEW) the mu was SO much in favor of go10 that since gar wasnt dyin to ihead, it was gonna be hard as shit for him to win unless he doubled to keld on exactly turn 3 to stop hazards and then to rachi actually nah no way he winnin seed heals on everything and protect on tenta (tenta also solos) iv never seen a rain this weak to mirrors HOLY FOOK this was a 9-1 game
dicks choked: needed to at least have had a HOPE of winning haha,,
this is one of those standard rain offense v standard sand offense w no techs for the other weather, so its just trading mons/weather until one outplays. right off the bat i wouldv prolly gone for gem rage t1 if it killed, but turns out the roll was 50% so sw played early game the right way. on top of that using a couple doubles he kept pressure up w keld, SCARED out gyara w rachi then SCARED out the fuckign predicted scarfdrill :obamaphew: damn this mf SCARY. give shoka credit for the good double to tar on lati turn 20, but after playing very smart around not letting gyara set up sw was at a good lategame scenario. +1 gyara v sw i think that turn was a fire turn where shoka had a CLEAN 44% chance to win off the flinch/miss vs rachi if starmie died but more importantly he just has to not lose the double switch exca>rachi while rachi>keld. Chances r in his favor if he just killed starmie w bounce, so he figured sw would go hard rachi WHICH GETS READ BY SW phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww this game is heat.
dicks choked: nah jus got PER
TED 8===D~~~~~
damn roro wanted to be gay and play the mu game WELL GET FUCKED SUNSTALL PUSSY taunt roost hydra actually 6-0d that team GET TECCd
but on turn 40 zoro coulda CHOKED ON DICKS if cress woke and ddidnt flinch and got off toxic cuz mew potentially beat the last 4 along w chansey (hydra has to taunt on switch > either dp the cress double or go shao on toss/mew, i think its winnable for both so i wont discuss it but yea who doesnt taunt (even if it was ib it does 30 somethin,,,,)
yea TRIED to give mcm a chacnce but luckily GOD said fuck sunstall ban dug and ban sand rush/ss/chloro
opportunities given:
any1 seen t1? FREE ass rocks. thats how u play bw. also OFC arii stella has made ZERO plays in his entire life and wastes spore goddamn this tran puttin this game on his back wo clicking ONE attack. OFC michael scott comes into the scene and SEXUALLY HARASSES breloom and tar for multiple turns, but it seems like arii is the one working for a paper company cuz he blank tf out and gettin dundered in the mifflin by big rak. on t 25 he needed to go to zam on the trick idk what ww was like if u predict an attack u roost if u predict rak u go zam if u predict trick u go zam what does ww do for u???? so u predicted the trick but u decided ww was the best play not even gettin em up to possibly click sedge later on w lant??????? bruh,,,, anyways kev outplayed so hard for so much of the game that it was over by t25 anyways.
dicks choked:
wtf is wwind??????? bw filled w bads man
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