hello!!! welcome to the first installment of the non-bias passion power predictions. today i make objective correct decisions based on statistics and history of the players. [pls read this is super important.]
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Dragonspiral Tyrants (0) vs Stark Sharks (0)
SM OU:
psychicmewtwo vs BHARATH_THEBEST - psychicmewtwo is objectively the best overused player right now nobody can possibly beat her (she is a hot chinese princess)
SM OU:
z0mOG vs Axel - z0mog is objectively the second best overused player right now nobody can possibly beat her except psychicmewtwo and since they are on the same team that can't happen.
SM UU:
Christo vs dodmen - christo is good and important the other guy is nice though so i kinda hope he wins.
SM RU: SilentVerse vs
Tricking - silentverse is the first or second best ru player when he isn't rusty and doesn't use bad teams. this week with my 300 iq foresight i predict he brings a shaky team and tricking randomly has a good exploit.
SM NU:
cb jose altuve vs Teddeh - meeps does not lose, i have known this since i first laid eyes on him on april 20th, 2017. he is the second best low tier player of all time overall (i'm number 1) so teddeh should lose. im sorry teddeh!!!
SM DOU:
stax vs Demantoid - what is this
ORAS OU: blunder vs
nihilillie - no way that nihililililie will lose to a no name like blunder
BW OU: dice vs
smurf - i loved smurfs when i was a kid and dice is a gargamel headass nigga so u will win in the end.
DPP OU:
Bluewind vs ToF - my favorite color is blue
ADV OU: UD vs
Deluks917 - deluks917 has been playing extremely well this season and his vastly superior statistics in comparison to the beta ud shows it. ud is okay but i feel like deluks917 will pull through in the end.
GSC OU:
Lavos vs Pleasure - lavos is the best gsc player i have ever seen. the way he wields snorlax is second to none and he is the best,
RBY OU: Earthworm vs
GGFan - this is the highlight match of the century. not only is it objectively the most well balanced and skillful tier (thus them making it 2 out of 3 so the fans can see more), it is also 2 of the best pokemon battlers of all time. mark ur calendar for this one folks. earthworm may be good but i think ggfan has the odd in his favor slightly.
Indie Scooters (0) vs Ever Grande BIGS (0) -
finchinator is stupid his team will lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SM OU:
FlamingVictini vs bro fist
SM OU:
Leftiez vs Eo Ut Mortus
SM UU:
Lycans vs Manipulative
SM RU:
Feliburn vs Windsong - hi i seriously want to mention that i think windsong is the overall strongest ru competitor right now and i hope my friend feliburn will win
SM NU:
elodin vs Kushalos
SM DOU:
miltankmilk vs Jhon
ORAS OU:
Mounts vs xray
BW OU:
Go10 vs Posho
DPP OU:
boudouche vs d0nut
ADV OU:
Ojama vs Triangles
GSC OU:
giara vs Mr.E
RBY OU:
Alexander. vs marcoasd
Wi-fi Wolfpack (0) vs Congregation of the Classiest (0)
SM OU:
ABR vs Blackoblivion - i think abr will win this battle personally.
SM OU: Trosko vs
Sabella - i think sabella has done pretty mediocre so far this spl but i looked him in the eyes yesterday before passionately pegging him and i saw a glare of determination i have never seen before so he can win i think.
SM UU: PokeTCG gamer1288 vs
Sacri' - i will never forgive the sins that the pokemontcg gamer1288 committed against me. he is officially passion cursed so he can never win a pokemon battle ever again.
SM RU:
soulgazer vs Ajna - soulgazer will win using the power of friendship. ajna is a stupid idiot who does not understand the power of god and anime so he will crumble.
SM NU:
Earth vs Pohjis - earth is the 2nd best nu player behind meeps because i am friends with him.
SM DOU:
marilli vs EmbCPT - marilli is my hot loli gf and wags his furry tail for me so he will win.
ORAS OU:
Updated Kanto vs Znain - i personally predicted updated kanto to go undefeated this season. he did not do that but he is 5-1 which means he will wind.
BW OU:
SoulWind vs Shoka - i hear that soulwind is pretty good at this one.
DPP OU
: Void vs NightFox - void will never lose a pokemon battle. idiot void haters on suicide watch i never stop believing. he is so hot an asian reeeeee.
ADV OU: Astamatitos vs
thelinearcurve - i don't know adv that well but i like ur name its wacky and says a lot about u and ur determination never give up!!!
GSC OU:
Fear vs Jimmy Turtwig - edgy usernames never lose. jimmy turtwig beat me in a best of 3 in a pokemon generation before, so he must be pretty good, but he is probably going to lose him so sorry.
RBY OU: The Idiot Ninja vs
Heroic Troller - this is the highlight match of the century. not only is it objectively the most well balanced and skillful tier (thus them making it 2 out of 3 so the fans can see more), it is also 2 of the best pokemon battlers of all time. mark ur calendar for this one folks. naruto may be good but i think the heroic troller has the odd in his favor slightly.
Alpha Ruiners (0) vs Circus Maximus Tigers (0)
SM OU: Cdumas vs
p2 - im getting lazy so i picked a random person.
SM OU:
Empo vs Eternal Spirit - empo OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SM UU: Bushtush vs
A Hero's Destiny - bushtush is an idiot and is so insecure about himself that he pretends to be black. i met him irl and he is white. so fake.
SM RU: Chill Shadow vs
lighthouses - lighthouses has come a long way from throwing tantrums in ru forums. chill shadow is good but i think his season has been meh so i will put my belief forward.
SM NU:
lax vs Evan. - lax is the 3rd best nu player behind yoshizilla315 and shakeitup. he can never lose to a washedup idiot noob like evan who is a idiot noob.
SM DOU:
Croven vs MajorBowman - this should be a good game i think
ORAS OU: Destiny Device vs
Nintendi - nintendi's existence led to my most liked post on smogon. i owe u a huge favor so i am giving u the passion blessing.
BW OU: ZoroDark vs McMeghan - 2 noobs it doesn't really matter who wins
DPP OU:
We Three Kings vs Tamahome - we 3 kings was once nice to me in the smogon tournament discord. one time tamahome i played him in dpp and he asked me if i was yan sogekings girlfriend. these sins cannot be forgiven.
ADV OU:
undisputed vs k3nan - undisputed is so alpha he is going to goomba stomp this person i think.
GSC OU:
Tiba vs Century Express - i picked tiba so i didn't have to unclick the bold button before hitting dash.
RBY OU:
roudolf13 vs Diegolh this is the highlight match of the century. not only is it objectively the most well balanced and skillful tier (thus them making it 2 out of 3 so the fans can see more), it is also 2 of the best pokemon battlers of all time. mark ur calendar for this one folks. roudolf13 may be good but i think diegolh has the odd in his favor slightly.
Team Raiders (0) vs Cryonicles (0)
SM OU:
TDK vs CrashinBoomBang - tdk may be having a bad season by his standards and crashingboombang may be having a good season, but tdk is my friend and i will never stop believing in him. i hope he sees this message and feels highly motivated to not disappoint me.
SM OU:
Gondra vs aim - aim is good but gondra took place in the greatest battle of all time yesterday so he is going to come out stronger like a super saiyan or something.
SM UU: Pak vs
HT - the hairy toenail never fumbles. he is alpha.
SM RU: Gingy vs
Nat - u idiots who doubted natalie and are now beginning to pretend to have deep love for her after going 2-0 are pitiful. i never stop believing and bandwagon noobs need to BTFO. gingy lol.
SM NU:
Zukushiku vs ict - zukushiku once defeated me in a monotype tournament and ict is nowhere near my skill level so hes going to die probably.
SM DOU:
Kaori vs Biosci - OMG I LOVE KAORI
ORAS OU: R!cardo vs
Poek - ricardo got super owned today and poek has anime loli powers.
BW OU:
BKC vs Arii Stella - idc about this but should be a good game with optimal spookiness.
DPP OU:
roscoe vs Sweepage - i didn't know sweepage was in this spl i hope he does well.
ADV OU: Jirachee vs
London Beats - london beats i would like to discuss the history of ur username with u its very cool but i dont understand the technicalities.
GSC OU: choolio vs
sulcata - sulcata is so good
RBY OU:
-Tsunami- vs
Peasounay - this is the highlight match of the century. not only is it objectively the most well balanced and skillful tier (thus them making it 2 out of 3 so the fans can see more), it is also 2 of the best pokemon battlers of all time. mark ur calendar for this one folks. peasounay may be good but i think [vod] metabeast 13-25 vros guy has the odd in his favor slightly.